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Doug Demuro

I want to have crazy monkey sex with this hairy ape man. Does he wear guyliner? Was he born with it? I hate him.

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by Anonymousreply 21March 27, 2019 11:31 PM

This man has got to have a beautifully, long and thick cut cock. I imagine it's surrounded by a full bush.

by Anonymousreply 1March 21, 2019 2:33 PM

Quelle surprise - the men of Data Lounge lust after this big nosed slob.

by Anonymousreply 2March 21, 2019 3:00 PM

Highly questionable anal hygiene

by Anonymousreply 3March 21, 2019 3:24 PM

Overall I think he's attractive, but his mouth is quite small for a man with a head as large as his.

by Anonymousreply 4March 21, 2019 3:32 PM

I find him utterly disgusting. He doesn’t review cars, he blabs on about stupid nonsense and his “Doug score”.

by Anonymousreply 5March 21, 2019 3:47 PM

I'm not seeing it. He's hairy?

by Anonymousreply 6March 21, 2019 3:48 PM

Who?

by Anonymousreply 7March 21, 2019 3:59 PM

He is well-known within the car enthusiast community. Used to work for Jalopnik. Straight and married. Lives in Philly - still, I think.

by Anonymousreply 8March 21, 2019 4:15 PM

I like watching his videos and reviews. I like watching the strange and quirky features of a particular car. I like that he seems to enjoy what he is doing.

by Anonymousreply 9March 21, 2019 4:18 PM

holy shit I am never not shocked by who DLers find to be sexually attractive. This guy is ugly as fuck and not "ugly hot" either. eew OP. Do better with your taste

by Anonymousreply 10March 21, 2019 4:21 PM

R8 - He's now living somewhere in southern California, near San Diego. And the only automotive reviewer that I know is gay, as he has no problems speaking about his upcoming marriage, is Redline Reviews - Sofyan Bey

R10 - You have to understand, so many men at this site are 2's and 3's and quite aged. If it has a penis, and a breath, these fuglies will find him hot. But, yea, at times it's just amazing and baffling what they find sexually attractive. R1 is just creepy.

by Anonymousreply 11March 21, 2019 4:37 PM

He's from Denver. Graduated from Emory Univ. in Atlanta (met his future wife there). After college he went to work at the Porche N. America headquarters in Atlanta until 2014. Moved to Philly. Then moved to San Diego last year, I think.

by Anonymousreply 12March 21, 2019 5:42 PM

He's attractive in that big sexy goof way. Certainly not classically handsome. Frankly, I don't see the hairy part.

by Anonymousreply 13March 21, 2019 5:44 PM

Sorry, that's "Porsche".

by Anonymousreply 14March 21, 2019 5:48 PM

Major Doofus Face. Ugh.

But his voice is even worse. I could look at him, if I had to. But I could not stay in the same room with that stupid voice.

by Anonymousreply 15March 21, 2019 5:56 PM

Mangled reproductive organs

by Anonymousreply 16March 21, 2019 7:26 PM

I want to enjoy his reviews, but I never make it to the end because his voice and manner of speaking is so similar to Jay Leno.

by Anonymousreply 17March 21, 2019 7:33 PM

He does go on too long about the position of switches in a car, and quirky but not always interesting details. His content is generally good, but could be edited by half. He seems like a neat guy, though. He’s not technically a gear-head, maybe that’s part of his appeal. I like him, but in smaller doses.

by Anonymousreply 18March 21, 2019 7:40 PM

What's that thing on his nose? Is it a smudge? A mole? Gin blossom?

by Anonymousreply 19March 21, 2019 7:44 PM

Jesus he is hideous

by Anonymousreply 20March 21, 2019 7:47 PM

He’s straight but he loves the Gilmore Girls so my guess is he’s open to oral at least.

Steve Siler-now that’s a hot gay auto journalist.

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by Anonymousreply 21March 27, 2019 11:31 PM
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