Chris Hemsworth Power Bottom ?

God Almighty!

Is he into rodents?

arch baby..arch

It's even more apparent in the video. Saw a HQ version on the wonderful Deven Green FB group earlier, but can't link to it here. But, anyway, clearly this is not the first time Chris has presented hole.

He is so dreamy!

Holy fuck. Never really gotten onto the Hemsworth train - too buff and had long hair in Thor; turn off.

But that is probably the hottest thing I have ever seen. Hotter than porn. Damn. Might have to rub one out.

I just assumed Damon's hole was getting blasted by Hemsworth and that was the basis of their weird relationship but its clear Matty D is roasting that asshole on the regular in Byron Bay.

His ass is amazing. So warm and tight.

The Mighty Whore.

Assuming the position.

Crackhead

Bros before hoes mate.

Quite flat.

Noice.

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Isn't it fairly well known that it was Kenneth Branagh unloading in Chris' ass that landed Chris the part of Thor.

he has no ass

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True, R18.

Why would anyone with an actual ass want to hang out with him?

STOP FLAT-SHAMING CHRIS HEMSWORTH'S ASS!!

I wouldn't call his ass flat.

He's a tall and naturally lean guy so he's not going to have a phat ass like his pal Matt Damon.

Not the first time he’s been in that position. Lord knows what him and that freaky wife are into. They probably have an open marriage. Wouldn’t surprise me if they liked watching each other in bed with other people.

[quote] He's a tall and naturally lean guy so he's not going to have a phat ass like his pal Matt Damon.

Compare and contrast their bodies/body types.

It's well known he bent over for Kenneth Branagh to get the Thor role.

Interesting, his brother Liam was up for the role as well. So did Kenneth fuck both brothers?

R26, are you also R17?

Well, at least he's not a total douchebag like Chris Pratt.

On the douche-o-meter: Pratt and Evans on one side - Pine in the middle - Pratt on the farthest douche reading possible.

Hemsworth, Pine and Evans are the coolest guys ever.

Why would you call them douchebags? They're gay-friendly.

R27 we are not. It has been gossiped for years that the very bisexual Kenneth Branagh cast both Chris and Tom Hiddleston in part due to their "rear" talent. It's allegedly one of the reasons Hemsworth refused to work with Branagh on the sequel.

Well it’s hard to decide whether Chris Hemsworth got the job in Thor because of his butt but thenI didn’t do a sequel because of his butt. It doesn’t make sense. What am I missing?

Chris’ body is fine.

Chris and Liam are open-minded Aussies who jacked-off together as teens.

[quote] Chris and Liam are open-minded Aussies who jacked-off together as teens.

Link please to evidence that they jacked off together.

[quote] Well it’s hard to decide whether Chris Hemsworth got the job in Thor because of his butt but thenI didn’t do a sequel because of his butt. It doesn’t make sense.

You're right--that sentence makes absolutely no sense.

Why would [italic]you[/italic] not do a sequel because of his butt?

R31 Wtf are you saying. I think what R30 is saying is that Chris willingly used the casting couch to land the part of Thor. Once he got the part and the movie was a big hit and he became well known he could call the shots and refused to work with Branagh. Branagh was expected to direct the second Thor film but withdrew due to "other obligations."

That marsupial he is kissing up to is a Quokka, a native of Rottnest Island just off the coast of Perth, Western Australia..

Not sure about him, but you just know that Miley is pegging his brother Liam regularly.

Ya think, R37?

Flat ass.

Tom Hiddleston auditioned for the role of Thor.

R40 I guess Chris was the better bottom, but there is no doubt that Hiddleston put out for Kenneth.

[quote]Link please to evidence that they jacked off together.

Fuck that passive/aggressive nonsense.

Pics please.

Getting blasted in the ass is a small price to pay for playing Thor in a blockbuster series.

Anyone who saw his ass in "Rush" could not accuse it of being flat. No, it's not a bubble butt, but it's beautifully muscular and proportioned to his frame and legs. Stunning.