Calvin Klein’s ex-Hustler in court for beating a man with a frying pan

"No metal spatulas in the non-stick!!!!"

How does he afford to live in an apartment in pricey Greenwich Street?

Pansexual drama.

he looks mean AF

Was a waffle iron not handy?

[quote] Gruber was slated to write a tell-all book about his relationship with Klein but later changed his mind.

MEANS

[quote] Gruber was slated to write a tell-all book about his relationship with Klein but someone very much like Michael Cohen paid him not to.

Oh, I can cook, too, on top of the rest,

My seafood's the best in the town.

And I can cook, too.

My fish can't be beat,

My sugar's the sweetest around.

I'm a man's ideal of a perfect meal

Right down to the demi-tasse.

I'm a pot of joy for a hungry boy,

Baby, I'm cookin' with gas.

Is he the one that CK made get plastic surgery?

What a gay thing to do!

r8. yes....and its settled well...on top of his weight loss. He may be scum, but he does look good....considering what he used to look like.

To make matters worse he livestreamed the crime.

He looks like that British actor with the EXTREMELY GAY lips-Eddie Redmayne.

Can send me an invoice any time.

Was there any food in the pan?

hes cute

Calvin Klein is SO MUMMIFIED looking today.

Heres his before and after plastic surgery pics....

typical datalounger!

[quote]Pansexual drama.

Bisexual. Pansexual means you fuck and fall in love with inanimate objects because the animate ones have a sex.

Of which there are two.

[quote]Pansexual means you fuck and fall in love with inanimate objects because the animate ones have a sex.

Really? I thought pansexual meant you’d have sex with anyone: gay, bi, male, female, trans, CD.

That's a bisexual. Because humans are male or female. I guess a pansexual fucks trees etc. which can be both simultaneously, and trees are alive. Sorry, I am mistaken.

Gender means nothing but clothing choice and acting like a sexual stereotype, so the trans thing is also a non-issue in this context.

When I say tree I think it means bridges species.

So what does nick gruber do now?

"How much would you be willing to pay for one night of full access to this young mans body? #6"

Droog

A FRYING PAN??

Nose looks good. Who's the doctor?

[quote]So what does nick gruber do now?

What he's always done.

He's a money-gruber.

Whats he do now? He's a whore Rose.

[qute] "When I say tree I think it means bridges species."

Bridges are a species now?

^ qute lol

Gruber was several years ago, remind me was gruber supposedly straight?

He shouldn’t have “fixed” his teeth like that (R17’s photo). Looked better before. I even like his nose better before.

R34, yes, he was claiming to be "straight." I guess it was a marketing gimmick. I have to admit he's much hotter-looking as a dead-eyed thug than he was as a perky twink.

SING IT: He can bring home the bacon/fry it up in a pan/and never, never, never let you forget you're a man!

He has great bone structure now. Hilarious that Calvin was so taken with this grifting thug that he held a birthday party for him and invited the likes of Ms. Wintour to the celebration.

He kinda looks like eddy redmayne

So white trash of him to use a frying pan. I guess you could call him pan-sexual.

"What does he do now?" Should that be, "Who does he do?"

I would think that someone with Calvin’s money could get someone so much better looking.

When will all of these deeply closeted "bisexuals" (like Gruber) just bite the bullet and admit they're gay?

Wait, I just answered my own question: when and only when its suits their financial situation.

[quote] This time, prosecutors say Gruber, 29, and co-defendant Brandon Steele repeatedly hit an unnamed person with a frying pan on Sept. 3, 2018 and then refused to let the victim leave the apartment despite his pleas to get out.

[quote] The beating broke several bones in his back, nearly severed his ear and may adversely affect his vision, the complaint states.

[quote] Gruber was charged with second-degree assault and unlawful imprisonment for that incident and faces up to seven years in prison if convicted on the top count.

Yeah, he’ll discover what Rough Trade Level Orange is in prison. What a nimrod.

Gimme money! No. POW!

So he’s a “pan”sexual?

Why are most 'out' homosexuals on drugs?

Her tinymeat is uncut!

R46, you’re WAY late with that joke.

eddy redmayne? All I see is a prettier and younger version of Jeff Lewis in OP's pic.

Some gays have such low self esteem that they believe the best they can aim for is a gay4Pay loser like Gruber.

I forgot all about him! Welcome back, hooker.

I think pansexual was about the frying pan.

Wow, he looks hotter than ever! But apparently so ugly on the inside.

OMG NO he looks to have METHAMPHETAMINE FACIAL WASTING!

Yes, and it was said about 6 posts earlier. And talked about last night.

[quote]he broke into an apartment in the same building and stole a bag of methamphetamine

OMG I guessed it before even reading the article. That dude is a meth addict evaporating before our eyes ...

WRONG

"Pansexual" means you stop in the middle of fucking and beat your partner's back with a frying pan until you crush his vertebrae because you discovered he's stolen your meth stash.

Gruber is gay-for-pay. Calvin Klein discovered him from porn with the help of porn star Johnny Torque, I believe.

I love you r58.

Damn that was quite a beating! Broken vertebrae. Ouchie.

He was ugly as shit before all the surgery and I have lost all respect for Calvin Klein for having such dogshit taste in men. I will never buy anything from his label again.

Question for clarity, please: Rachel Ray or Le Creuset ?

T-Fal, R61.

See, r58, I never thought that’s what pansexual meant. I’m always learning here on the Datalounge.

It’s telling that with all the gorgeous men Klein was surrounded by, the best he could do was to snag a third rate porn actor with bad teeth and skin.

Kinda what I said, r64. I don’t get it either. It doesn’t make sense.

Why was Calvin Klein married so long to Kelly Klein. I really thought they were in love.

Sizemeat verificatia?

Do psychopaths target gay men more than other groups?

Calvin has large sizemeat and is a top, so we heard from a sister who enjoyed it years ago.

"Better that than a pot of hot grits," said Al Green.

This sounds like a Joey Communale situation.

Klein like him because he was hustler just like CK himself. Not a nice man - a user who used and is now being used. Seems sad, lonely and generally unhappy. Even if he is rich. So alone and lonely he believes a young hustler is his “partner” and embarrasses himself by throwing a big party publicly saying he’s in love. Sad old queen.

surely, ones $$$ can go farther than THAT

You have to hand it to Klein though. He ‘won’. Didn’t have to deal with the fallout of being a ‘fag’ during the aids crisis; promptly got married, and hen married again for good measure. While using his ‘straight’ image to sell undies to straight men. He made millions all the whole sucking on str8 model cock all the time. It’s not like he was some small town tourted closet case; he loved a comfortable able life with access to the types of guys most of just would give their left nut to have a crack at.

Sad, gross looking old man maybe. But to be fair, he still ‘won’ and perhaps wouldn’t of made the money he did if he came out 30 years ago.

Calvin & Nick ... In happier times.

It’s so sad when young nephews TURN.

I would much this guy’s musky, pink taint for hours, but I definitely wouldn’t admit it publicly.

Didn't Ck have an affair with Rachel on Friends ?

R74 - “winning” isn’t just about making money - even though that’s what the US would have you believe. Finding love and loving and being loved is winning. I’ve found most who focused on winning the money game, failed the life game.

He has lots of nudes out there, see Bing image search. Small dick but still pretty hot. He’s done Sean Cody, Next Door, a few others. Now he’s just a waster buding time till the drugging catches up with him abd destroys his looks and kills him by 40.

Little Nicky and we do mean little

Cal Incubus Klein

Holy gawd no wonder he’s so fucked up. Shudder.

hehehe.

nick is vomiting in his mouth in that pic

Aw, R82, it's like those nature pics of mommy birds feeding their young.

A few years ago he was trying to get into the military.

R86, are you sure that wasn’t a porn plot?

When did Calvin come out? How did I miss that?

Turning!

He’s not thinking clearly. If he winds up getting jail time? His mouth and ass are getting gutted!

He's a mix of Eddie Redmayne and drugged out Jonathan Rhys Meyers

[quote]So what does nick gruber do now?

Drugs.

It really shows you that even for gay, closeted, men money can't buy you class. Klein could have had some nice high end male fashion model as his trophy boyfriend and have his rough trade sex on the downlow. But no, everybody thinks he can get away with it like Marc Jacobs and his porn star boyfriends.

Calvin was married to a stinkfish!

Calvin was married to Cheryl (her pussy stinks, you know)?

Whatever happens, both Calvin and the whore are past that awful phase of having to worry about vag.

The view from the back is nice. Calvin had some fun. He's a man after all.

As for R93 who mentioned much better options, any model who publicly paired himself with CK would forever be "Calvin Klein's boytoy." He would effectively kill his own modeling career. However, a discreet suck/fuck would be a different thing.

[quote] As for [R93] who mentioned much better options, any model who publicly paired himself with CK would forever be "Calvin Klein's boytoy." He would effectively kill his own modeling career.

I highly doubt that. Anna Wintour would never allow for her BFF's model boyfriend to be shunned. And Klein can get him into places, and introduce him to high profile people who are more than willing to do Klein a favor by hiring his boyfriend.

Name one example in the fashion world where a high-profile "boy toy" moved onto his own successful career in the industry, R98.

Maybe Baptiste Giabiconi with Karl Lagerfeld, but even then, he was just a "muse" with no confirmation they ever fucked.

Klein's powerful friends could open doors, but they would only stay open for two years max. Also Klein would have to agree to keep whatever ex-boytoy in his good graces after the split.

[quote]He made millions all the whole sucking on str8 model cock all the time. It’s not like he was some small town tourted closet case; he loved a comfortable able life with access to the types of guys most of just would give their left nut to have a crack at.

Holy fuck! Proofread for god sakes.

Has he done porn yet? It's only a matter of time.

Oh! I see he did at R97. I stand corrected.

[quote] Name one example in the fashion world where a high-profile "boy toy" moved onto his own successful career in the industry, [R98].

Name one who didn't. How many male model boyfriends to a high end fashion designer are there in the first place?

Sad. It’s all so sad 😞. Wasn’t Evan Lysacek at that notorious birthday party for Nick?

Anna Wintour was at that birthday party, too.

R91 that's the name I was trying to think of. Jonathan Rhys Meyers, creepy tweaked-out Irish actor.

This could be the last time.

Ooops, THIS was the last time: 2013. The set-up:

"The drama between Calvin Klein’s boy toy/former gay porn actor Nick Gruber and porn director, columnist and activist Michael Lucas started at the Fire Island Ascension Party over the weekend, where Lucas had Gruber removed over his alleged drunken and homophobic behaviour.

The 22-year-old Gruber was reportedly proclaiming his heterosexuality loudly at the gay event, and when Lucas had him removed, he resisted angrily. This is only the latest in Gruber’s long stream of dramatics. He was arrested for cocaine possession and assault last year, was alleged to be involved in a bloody brawl in a Hamptons bar this summer, and threatened to tell all about his on-off relationship with Calvin Klein in a book that never came to fruition. Most recently, it’s been revealed that Gruber has hired a publicist in an attempt to make over his troubled image. Whether it was sent by his new publicist or done of his own volition doesn’t seem to make a difference to Michael Lucas, who forwarded Gruber’s email apology to Queerty and included his stinging reply. From Gruber to Lucas:

[italic]Dear Michael Lucas:

I am sorry that we had a misunderstanding this past weekend at Fire Island. I did not really understand how a big party like that worked, and when I was asked to leave your part of the party, I definitely overreacted. Please accept my apologies.

I came with my friends Hal Rubenstein and his partner David Nichol, who work on the charity arm of the party (Fund In The Sun), but I didn’t understand that people had paid for separate areas. Their fund has donated $750,000 to charities and is an important not-for-profit so I think it’s great that you supported them by buying a private area of your own. I hope I didn’t spoil anyone’s day. It was a fun and unique party and I was glad to be there.

I hope next time we meet we can have a coffee and I can apologize in person.

Sincerely,

Nick Gruber[/italic]

From Lucas to Gruber:

[italic]Dear Nick—

Thank you for your apology. However, I fear that you have misunderstood why I was offended. The problem was not that you had mistakenly come to the wrong area of the party (and it doesn’t matter to me at all who you came with or how much they donated). Many people knew just as little as you did about how the party was set up, but somehow no one else got into a big argument about it.

The problem was that your behavior was boorish and loudly homophobic. Screaming that you are straight and that you don’t want gay men to touch you would be unacceptable in any social situation, much less a crowded gay party. If you are so defensively straight that you truly can’t bear the idea of gay people touching you, then maybe a crowded gay party might not be the best place for you. Please feel free to write “I am straight” on your forehead and stay home. No one will bother you there, and you won’t bother anyone back.

Best,

Michael Lucas[/italic]

Didn't he throw a party in a rented house and while people were on the outside deck it collapsed injuring several people?

If he gets out, he’ll murder someone. It’s just a matter of time.

Did Nick ever actually fuck a fish?

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You’d be fucked up too if you had to make a living by fucking Calvin Klein. I’ll give him a pass for that.

On his Facebook page he was trying to re up in the army back in 2017 but obviously that didn’t work out and I don’t think he lasted that long the first time.

He was at the VA hospital in LA trying to get veterans benefits according to his timeline.

His “muse”. Is that what he’s calling him these days? Can you just imagine the poor thing having to endure a tongue kiss and being boned by that crinkle creature from the crypt?

The NY Daily News listed him as an ex-pornstar.

Calvin can sure pick 'em!

The NY Daily News article also listed him as changing the lock on an apartment and basically squatting.

Pure trash.

Note to self: avoid that building on East 76th Street.

There was a very funny play last year off-Broadway called SKINTIGHT, which was closely based on Calvin Klein's relationship with Nick and also his daughter Marci. It starred DL Fave Idina Menzel as the daughter character and Jack Wetherall (from Queer as Folk) as the CK character. I can't remember who played the Nick role but he was very hot and had a long scene in just a jock strap with a gay character who was the CK character's grandson. It was very easy to believe one was watching a documentary, the plotting all seemed so reasonably real!

I think the play is coming to LA this spring.

Hot stuff!

Missed it R118. Looks interesting though...

I wonder why Calvin gets nasty looking trash as a boytoy while Jeremy freaking Scott gets a tall hunk like this

R107 a bit rich considering that Lucas is now fucking pussy on camera, no?

They are both ugly and sacks of shit.

Only like him in OPs pic. All other pics yuck. Is that strange?

R97 I probably would fuck it on the DL but parade it infront of my family, friends and peers? Fuck no what was wrong with CK?

CK's O-Face

R120 His life prior to being aging designer boyfriend/fashion model. His pornstar name was Hoyt Kogan.

When I see OP's pic all I can think of is DL's catchphrase "told you I am hardcore" usually used for kids who did something really terrible (like murder).

R125 lol.

happier times!

[quote]Name one example in the fashion world where a high-profile "boy toy" moved onto his own successful career in the industry,

Jesus bitch, where does one start? Cristóbal Balenciaga‘s toyboy Hubert Givenchy.

That is one NASTY crime. For a strung out loser whore on the waste bin, he looks good. Brandon Steele?! I googled. Completely forgotten marginal fat small dicked whore who maybe made a couple porns years ago?

Whoever this unfortunate client was, he's into rough trade, drugs and not a size queen.

R129 just outgayed everyone.

129 wrong. He was from a wealthy and aristocratic family; his father was a marquis and his maternal grandmother from the famous gobelins tapestry factory. That queen was born into wealth and high society and so didn’t need to be anyone’s ‘rough trade’ or toy boy. He was also a well accomplished and known designer by the time he met balenciaga.

Wrong, wrong, wrong

Datalounge once again has NO standards. haha. He clearly looks like a crackhead but better than his original white trash pig face and gap teeth. He obviously has deep mental issues. I can't even imagine all the heinous sex acts he's had to perform to earn his keep. YIKES.

I'm with R123. Enjoy it in private, pay its bills, but don't parade it like a partner

R99 needs to learn about Todd Oldham.

R133, I like that nasty stuff. Keep talking!

R135 who was he a paramour of?

Gruber’s alleged partner-in-crime (and co-defendant) is Brandon Steele. He’s from Florida (...obviously). Reportedly lived in the same Upper East side building as Gruber.

What do we know about him? Porn starlet? Rentboy?

^^^He was a stripper at Adonis Lounge in NYC..

If I was a resident of that "Upper East Side building", I'd be horrified to know that trashy whores live there.

Did it ever occur to any of these low life, dirtball scumbags to get an education, then get a fucking job that doesn't involve using their dick and stop being parasites?

Why does every other DL Faggot say: HER/HIS PUSSY STINKS

[quote]Did it ever occur to any of these low life, dirtball scumbags to get an education, then get a fucking job that doesn't involve using their dick and stop being parasites?

Your naïveté is cute.

What is that brown lump on the right side of Mary's face in OP photo? Is it some kind of cheek implant bulging through?

Thanks, R139. Does anyone know if there are any porn vids of Steele? What is his [italic]nom de plume[italic]? He’s my type :)

Also, I wonder how Steele could afford an apartment on the Uppet East Side in Manhattan. Even Gruber was apparently just squatting in that building (he allegedly broke into one of the flats & changed the locks).

So how did a 26-year-old go-go boy from the Adonis Lounge afford rent at such a luxe location. Does that mean he made more money from his patrons than Gruber did from multi-millionaire Calvin Klein? And if Steele could afford it, why squabble over a mere $4k? That’s like dog-walking write-off money for people on the UES.

Was the pan hot, warm or cold?

Seriously R146? Have you ever been to the Upper East Side? Some of it is the most expensive real estate in the country, but some of it is horrible -- try 95th and 2nd ave. You can get a crap studio in a 5th floor walk-up for nothing.

Wonder how Nick's court appearance went today.

Steele's apartment was reportedly 20 blocks south of that: East 76th Street off 2nd Avenue.

I’m not a New Yorker, so I don’t know if that’s posh or crap 🤷‍♂️.

Pure trash. Is that what very rich people are into, bringing street trash into their lives?

[quote]Steele's apartment was reportedly 20 blocks south of that: East 76th Street off 2nd Avenue.

That's the Upper East Side, a relative lives in a co-op around there, it's not super high end real estate like the newly built big glass towers, but the pre-war co-ops in his building start at 2 million! He's been there forever, he didn't pay that much. It's sure not a crap area.

Well, otherwise their perfect lifes become too boring, R151. People chauffeur you around, people cook for you, people do your laundry... Everything’s too clean and tidy. You need smthg ‘crazy & imperfect’ in your life sometimes.

Like that heiress daughter of that British billionaire, Sir Philip Green. Having an affair with a guy who did time for armed robbery (his dad is a murder-rapist, his siblings both have criminal rap sheets, it seems to be genetic). And yet she decided to shack up with him in Monaco and even procreate together!

It adds spice to a billionaire’s otherwise boring life, I guess.

*lives

[quote]a guy who did time for armed robbery (his dad is a murder-rapist, his siblings both have criminal rap sheets, [bold]it seems to be genetic[/bold])

This alone would make an interesting thread. Is criminal behavior nature or nurture kind of thing.

It seems to be geography-based as well, R155. I’ve lost count of how many tweaked out or bipolar G4Pers from FLORIDA have gone berserk.

If I ran a porn or sex-related business, I would avoid hiring anyone born there or anyone who spent more than 3-6 months there. (Whatever’s in the tap water there, it seems to be highly contagious.)

The epidemiology office (EIS and CDC) should classify Floridian escorts as an official “high-risk group”.

Just a piece of trivia for you, since you mentioned it, r153:

Do you know how a rap sheet got its name?

Oooh, I love etymology trivia, R157. I’m all ears, tell the story!

[quote] Whoever this unfortunate client was, he's into rough trade, drugs and not a size queen.

The attacked guy is 33. Gruber is 29. Steele is 26. I doubt it was a ‘client’ situation gone wrong. Based on the victim’s age and the fact that he was in Steele’s own apartment, it could likely be a fellow sex worker or drug dealer.

Did any of you recently see another rentboy in NYC with a Creuset frying pan imprint on his head? That could be him!

I’m sorry to say it’s not exactly a fascinating story, but nevertheless:

It’s actually an acronym, RAP sheet.

[bold]R[/bold]ecord of

[bold]A[/bold]rrests and

[bold]P[/bold]rosecutions

[quote]Did any of you recently see another rentboy in NYC with a Creuset frying pan imprint on his head?

No, but I did see one with a Copper Chef imprint. Is it possible you misread it?

[quote] The attacked guy is 33. Gruber is 29. Steele is 26. I doubt it was a ‘client’ situation gone wrong

Why because a wealthy not so hot 33 year old would never hire Gruber? C'mon.

Gruber is lowlife trash from a small town north of SF. Unremarkable in every sense. He made news around here when he trashed a vacation home. A deck collapsed due to a party he threw where people were seriously injured. Dirtbag!

I don't understand why Klein would pay for so much surgery for this guy. At first I thought he must have a beautiful dick, but he apparently doesn't.

Based on the description of the damage, R161, I gravitate towards assuming it’s cast iron over copper. Copper is more lightweight. Though Gruber is probably too déclassé for Creuset. My call would be that he used a knock-off brand. (Which is a crime most foul in itself.)

It’s not impossible (it’s within the realm of possibility), R162 - it just seems unlikely. Gruber mostly escorted for much older guys.

I’m calling it now - fight between 3 tweaked out sex workers over drugs or drug money. Gruber must have been FURIOUS to almost sever an ear from the victim. Maybe the guy stole or lost his meth, or didn’t share the proceeds of a sale. Classy stuff like that, as usual.

Thanks, R160. You refreshed my memory!

[quote]Like that heiress daughter of that British billionaire, Sir Philip Green. Having an affair with a guy who did time for armed robbery (his dad is a murder-rapist, his siblings both have criminal rap sheets, it seems to be genetic). And yet she decided to shack up with him in Monaco and even procreate together!

Are you talking about Jeremy Meeks, the Felon Model? Is he still getting modeling gigs? Except for the awful tats, he is 100% more attractive that that fug troll Calvin K was fucking.

Guess the heiress even paid for his veneers?

[quote]Steele's apartment was reportedly 20 blocks south of that: East 76th Street off 2nd Avenue. I’m not a New Yorker, so I don’t know if that’s posh or crap.

The most expensive real estate is Fifth Avenue to Park Avenue. The further east you go from Lexington Avenue, the more affordable it becomes.

Well, R169, the Greens are FAR more wealthy than Klein. So it figures they can afford more handsome convicts!

[quote]The most expensive real estate is Fifth Avenue to Park Avenue. The further east you go from Lexington Avenue, the more affordable it becomes.

Says the expert! Probably not a native New Yorker. There is very little truly 'affordable' real estate left in NYC. Apartments in my borough's co-ops now start at $650,000! I'm not even in Manhattan.

This also has to do with what you consider "affordable". I looked up the rent of the very old, 100+ year old building, one of my elderly aunts lived in years ago, it was in Bushwick. She told me, she paid $37, the rents are now $2000+. It's still the same crap railroad flat! Probably still with roaches too!

People, desperate to live in NYC will pay any outrageous amounts to live here and put up with substandard living conditions. No washers etc.

[quote] Brandon Steele?! I googled. Completely forgotten marginal fat small dicked whore who maybe made a couple porns years ago?

My google must be broken, because I can’t find anything but some old ‘modeling’ photos from 8 years ago :(. He looked good though. What a waste of raw material...

I’m more curious about his backstory than about Gruber’s. Small-town boy from Crystal River, FL...

How do you know he has a small cock? All I can make out is a polyaxe / medieval battleaxe tattoo above his crotch...

Is he *gasp* FAT now? Now that is a CRIME most foul! Pics or it didn’t happen!

R168 He models for FASHIONNOVA. He's on their website.

Calvin Klein was so obsessed with this guy that he made him get hooked up to a lie detector to grll him over where he had been the night before or some such thing................Poor Calivn, he isnt going to end well.

Your next album should be a hit, R7!

[quote]Says the expert! Probably not a native New Yorker. There is very little truly 'affordable' real estate left in NYC. Apartments in my borough's co-ops now start at $650,000! I'm not even in Manhattan. This also has to do with what you consider "affordable". I looked up the rent of the very old, 100+ year old building, one of my elderly aunts lived in years ago, it was in Bushwick. She told me, she paid $37, the rents are now $2000+. It's still the same crap railroad flat! Probably still with roaches too! People, desperate to live in NYC will pay any outrageous amounts to live here and put up with substandard living conditions. No washers etc.

When I say affordable, I don't mean dirt cheap. On the Upper East Side, the closer you are to Central Park, the more prestigious and expensive the location is. That's a fact. Most of the super rich on the Upper East Side live between Fifth Avenue and Park Avenue (maybe out to Lexington Avenue) in the 60s to the 80s.

Go to Trulia because they map out the locations. If you set the minimum at $10 million with no maximum and zoom in on the Upper East Side on the map, almost all the results are west of Lexington. If you set your minimum at $100,000 and your maximum at $500,000, almost all the results on the Upper East Side are east of Third Avenue.

How is Klein’s current “muse” doing? Kevin Baker, one of the Baker twins.

They were papped a lot last year. But now things have gone awfully quiet...

I really hope those two lovebirds can go the distance!

Mmmmm. Those Baker Boys.

incest

R120, R125 - Denek Kania (Bel Ami nom de plume “Hoyt Kogan”) is not Jeremy Scott’s “official boyfriend”, AFAIK. They might be doing it on the down-low. But Scott’s not throwing public celeb-filled birthday parties for Kania or taking him round to meet Presidential candidates, like Klein is generously doing for his paramours.

Kania is reportedly from Moravia (Czech). They breed them well there:

This is the maximum you get if you’re “paramouring” for Jeremy Scott...

...and THESE are the perks you get if you’re “musing” for Klein:

...and this:

And this (it’s the other twin, but Klein probably uses them as “muses” for “inspiration” interchangeably):

Eurotrash twats

All of Klein’s “muses” are proud, blue-blood Americans, R186.

Thank them for their (horizontal-position) service to the country 🇺🇸.

They often have to lie on their backs - and that takes a lot of patriotism. 🎉

If we had the $$$ we would buy a 19th century townhouse in Turtle Bay or Greenwich Village.

"Client Magazine"?? Oh, that's good!!

Tiny nip in r187.

Did Kelly know he was gay? Did he pay her?

Sounds like a Rackover situation.

When a fish has the chance to score that much $$$ the sexual preferences of the 'husband' matter not a wit, r192!

I guess good for gay rights and they probably donate a ton of money but I find the whole take your rentboy to meet Hillary Clinton rather tasteless. Didn't someone bring their rentboy to an Obama state dinner? I don't see how it helps the cause and it must put the politicians in an awkward as fuck place.

Michael Huffington had the right idea with his rent boy circa 2013. He paid his rent and tuition in NYC, they had their fun, but he wasn't on Huffington's arm in front of the press.

He absolutely did, R196.

*sigh* What might have been.

Why do HOMOS say RENT BOY it's PROSTITUTE.

Love her panties at R181!

r181 I thought Denek was straight and a gay4pay.

Joel Baker likes pics of gay models.

Why must these rich famous men end up partnering with hustlers and grifters? There are tons of hot accomplished men who are their equals to choose from.

Is it a control situation? Like so many straight rich famous men do with the dizzy unaccomplished bimbos they date and marry?

Honestly, I don't get it.

R201 People want hot pieces of ass. What I don't understand is the parading them around. If I were old rich and single, sure I'd enjoy some hot young dick and treat them. I just wouldn't do it in front of cameras or act like they were a true partner.

R201 because they wre fugly

What is it with twins - didn't Bryan Singer have a pair of twins living with him at one point? I think there were pics of Barry Diller and Sandy Gallin vacationing with a pair of hot twins, too

It's a sick sad world

R201, they don't want "equals." They want servants. Hustlers are perfect because they won't leave as long as they are being paid no matter how poorly they are treated.

On "30 Rock", Jack Donaghy says "A young companion is the ultimate fashion accessory".

As it is on TV, so it is in real life

R165 —Julia Childs, stuffing her lobster

Oh dear!

In that notorious Calvin Klein biography, they talk about a heterosexual male model who Calvin was obsessed with. Although there was no sex involved (allegedly), they argued and fought like lovers. Calvin liked watching him walk around with nothing but trunks on. They never gave his real name for legal reasons. Based on his description, he sounds like Andie MacDowell’s husband, Paul Qualley. Can anyone confirm or deny?

"heterosexual male model?"

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you one of those people that believe all male models are gay, r210? I wish that were true, but unfortunately, it's not.

Did the other guy run the pan through the dishwasher just to be nice?

What was the model's description, R209?

I guess we can eliminate CK's muse Michael Bergin. Because he was linked to Valentino who fawned over him (Bergin insists it was purely platonic). But later apparently Valentino invited him as his Plus 1 to a White House dinner. Bergin claims he declined last minute, they had a row and fell out over that.

[quote]Did the other guy run the pan through the dishwasher just to be nice?

What does the dishwasher DO?

[quote] I thought Denek was straight and a gay4pay.

Kania (Kogan) seems pretty gay to me. What straight guy would agree to eat out his partner's ass in a scene? The G4Pers usually avoid this - it's their final line in the sand.

[quote] Joel Baker likes pics of gay models.

I can't figure out the Baker Twins. They seem straight. Their lifestyle seems to be G4P. But I wonder if one or both of them are actually exclusively gay...

Nick Gruber pleasuring a lady. He seems into it.

Can ANYONE find the pron vids of Gruber's partner-in-crime, co-defendant Brandon Steele? He must be pron actor too, right?

*a pron actor

whore

I must make up my mind today

What to have, what to hold

A poor man's roses, or a rich man's gold

Nick appears to have uncut tinymeat?

White on white violence must stop!

Fascinating about Bergin. I hadn’t heard that before. Prancing indeed.

Dated but interesting read

From most accounts I have read, CK is a pretty nice person. I’m sure better than Geffen or Diller. He has the money and very good taste so why not go for the guy he’s most attracted to? Why should he care what others might think?

Classy.

R226, I also believe Klein is a nice person - he even throws celeb-filled birthday parties for his rentboys. He’s a sugar-daddy with a heart of gold & he doesn’t seem stingy.

I once watched a video of him giving a lecture talk at Oxford, IIRC. He came across as a nice, well-meaning grandpa.

The Baker Twins lucked out. If they don’t mess this up, he’ll take good care of them.

Hustlers gotta hustle.

Someone must have put his cast iron pan in the dishwasher.

From what we have heard from someone who has experienced it, Calvin is a sizemeat top.

Oh Nicky G

HES A HOAR NOT A PROSTATUTE !!!!

[quote] I don't understand why Klein would pay for so much surgery for this guy. At first I thought he must have a beautiful dick, but he apparently doesn't.

Have you ever seen My Fair Lady? It's about an older gentlemen turning a common Cockney flower girl into a lady. Some guys get off on playing some kind of God turning common trash into gold.

Exactly so, r234. See also: Rackover, Jeffrey

R213, razor sharp cheekbones with cheeks that blushed when angry or excited, long limbed with a swimmers physique.

[quote]Pansexual

He fucks animals?

[quote] Have you ever seen My Fair Lady? It's about an older gentlemen turning a common Cockney flower girl into a lady. Some guys get off on playing some kind of God turning common trash into gold.

R234, yes, though Professor Higgins did it as an academic bet, not out of lust.

Pygmalion’s Eliza also wasn’t trash, she was lower-class. It was a play about the rigid class system in Britain.

"Have you ever seen My Fair Lady? It's about an older gentlemen turning a common Cockney flower girl into a lady. Some guys get off on playing some kind of God turning common trash into gold."

I guess this was My Fair Gay-Dy

It bugs me that Klein chose this low-tier rough trade over the like of Matthew Camp - better looking, better body and actually gay.

Matthew Camp is too chubby, R240. And in the bulimic world of fashion, he's positively obese. Fashion designers usually prefer slimmer swimmer-build rent boys.

Too fat

Much better.

But could still lose a few pounds.

Not bad. But genetic predisposition to get porky.

Prescribe him a diet of coke & meth to slim down.

In what world would these guys be considered porky?

R245, are you not familiar with Hedi Slimane? :)

Oh, and at R244 I was referring to Gruber. He's not porky now (or in that pic above), but he has a tendency to intermittently pack on the blubber whenever he's not "working" (hustling johns) or on meth.

You can tell by his body type that Nick's gonna be a real fatty in a few years. I hope he put away a few of his suck and fuck bucks.

Yep, he has an Endomorph body (which packs on the pounds easily).

Whenever Gruber's in "off-season" (holidaying with his seasonal girlfriend) he packs on the pounds. But when "hustling regular season" starts, he snaps back into shape for his male clients and tones up those pecs.

R247, he's facing up to 7 years in prison. He'll probably become chubby when he gets locked up in the slammer. Prison food is very carby.

Will he be a pass around bottom in prison?

Well look who's a fan!

Gruber probably took Gavin Rossdale by surprise and begged for a photo.

I'm pretty sure they weren't "jamming out" together, despite Gruber's wishful thinking.

Gavin's looking even rougher than Gruber.

Oh Gavin was jamming alright, r252. Jamming his cock up Gruber's butthole.

To be fair, he was actually hurling a mess of hot grits- but the pan slipped from his hand.

Goober was slated to write a tell-all book about Klein... but changed his mind.

Hmm, $ettled out of court? Bet that's where the drug money came from.

So I have seen him in person and he is much better looking than in pictures. Huge shoulders and arms, a beautiful build, and a lot of charisma. There is also a charm, sweetness, and innocence in his demeanor.

He looks a mess in these latest pictures.

Where did you see him, R257? Rentboy Awards?

R118, There's a commercial quality boot in distribution. The actor playing the 20 year old boyfriend is HOT.

Did anyone mention above that Meeks has exciting BBC?

Calvin Klein = Svengali

His IG shows a woman he identifies as his wife. Jasmine.

Dolph Lambert is apparently married now. Having a girlfriend didn't stop him holidaying with Elton John...

I've never got a gay vibe from Hoyt / Denek. He has cold, dead eyes most of the time.

I think Mick Lovell is also married.

The Bel Ami guy who really appears to have hit the jackpot is Marc Vidal (Lukas Dvorak). He's with Giancarlo Giammetti, of Valentino.

Mick Lovell was reportedly arrested for battery. His poor wife.

Mick Lovell really hit the wall as well.

Any recent pics? His mughsot?

*mugshot

How about ex porn star Billy Brandt. And this was a few years ago. Imagine what he looks like today. Heaven!

That post at R120 reads pretty official to me. Though, Denek probably has a woman and child in Prague.

[quote]People want hot pieces of ass. What I don't understand is the parading them around. If I were old rich and single, sure I'd enjoy some hot young dick and treat them. I just wouldn't do it in front of cameras or act like they were a true partner.

Yet, most of these creeps are not "hot pieces of ass".

This weirdo looks like he's had massive facial plastic surgery.

[quote] What I don't understand is the parading them around.

Straight, rich men parade around their - usually - blonde trophy wives who are gussied up bimbos. It's about ego and showing off to their peers and outsiders for them to get mighty impressed. Why would insecure, rich gay men be any different? White, straight men defined this society and some members of other groups and communities (black people, women, gays) strive for what they believe is an expression of power, influence and wealth.

Calvin Klein’s former boy-toy busted with meth, loaded gun

He went from Calvin Klein arm candy to alleged gun-toting druggie.

The baby-faced former boy-toy of Calvin Klein, Nicholas “Nick” Gruber, was busted earlier this month — for the third time in one year — for possessing a stash of methamphetamine and a loaded gun inside a Hilton hotel room.

DEA agents stormed into Room 201 of the Hilton Garden Inn on West 37th Street at about 2 a.m. April 5 to find Gruber and three pals partying with bags of meth strewn around the room, according to a criminal complaint.

A backpack next to a dresser in the room “contained a 9-mm firearm and several Fed-Ex paper shipping bags,” court papers charge.

[quote]a stash of methamphetamine inside a Hilton hotel room.

Shoulda stayed here, honey. We keep things quiet ‘lessin ya die. Then we don’t have a choice.

Why don't they get this guy into jail already before he kills himself or someone else?

Was Kelly Klein a beard?

He looks like a heroin addict.

Meth face. Read the headline.

R270 It's hard to believe it's the same Billy Brandt.

[Quote] Denek Kania (Bel Ami nom de plume “Hoyt Kogan”) is not Jeremy Scott’s “official boyfriend”, AFAIK.

He is now.

Sometimes a bitch needs to be beat with a pan. I hate disobediant lovers.

More highlights !!

It's too bad CK couldn't find a real gay man and wasted all his time on this train wreck. He had to have known that this guy was fucking him for the money unless his ego led him to believe that a 23 y/o was truly attracted to him for his personality. Nothing wrong with it being transactional, but that doesn't = a real relationship and introductions to one's social circle. Especially a social circle like CK's.

Honestly, CK got the illusion he wanted. Lots of relationships are about self-deception.