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Trashy behavior

What's the last thing you did that DL would consider trashy? I just stood over my sink eating Cool-Whip with a fork right out the tub. My mom's funeral was today and I'm too depressed to eat healthily.

by Anonymousreply 4903/15/2019

OP, sorry to hear about your Mom. It’s a difficult thing to go through. My .mom died two years after my Dad. I grieved for about 3 years, though everybody is different.

by Anonymousreply 103/14/2019

OP, that’s not even that trashy, and you get a pass today and for a long time. Been there. I’m sorry for your loss.

by Anonymousreply 203/14/2019

You get a pass for anything today. My condolences. It’s a tough day - eat the whole container.

by Anonymousreply 303/14/2019

About once a month I buy a can of Spam and eat it with eggs. It is supposed to be trashy and I do not give a shit.

by Anonymousreply 403/14/2019

Fingered myself in an elevator.

by Anonymousreply 503/14/2019

I second r4's answer, except I just eat the spam straight up. I do this maybe once every year or two.

by Anonymousreply 603/14/2019

I ate my once yearly bag of Funyuns today. I finished them in the parking lot of the grocery store.

by Anonymousreply 703/14/2019

Thanks guys!

Thanks guys!

by Anonymousreply 803/14/2019

[quote]I just stood over my sink eating Cool-Whip with a fork right out the tub.

I was going to chastise you for not drying off first, but then I read about your mom. Sorry, OP.

by Anonymousreply 903/14/2019

S'ketti with ketchup.

by Anonymousreply 1003/14/2019

Only taking a whore's bath in your neighbor's koi pond, after not showering for several weeks, before you hop into bed with your college sweetheart who you haven't seen in 5 years. Did I mention you never use tp and always go commando?

by Anonymousreply 1103/14/2019

I went to the market in my slippers.

by Anonymousreply 1203/14/2019

So sorry OP. Take good care of yourself.

by Anonymousreply 1303/14/2019

Scratched my ass with a piece of glass.

by Anonymousreply 1403/14/2019

Too bad it was not a double funeral. OP and her skanky meth whore of a mother.

by Anonymousreply 1503/14/2019

I hope the glass is okay R14.

by Anonymousreply 1603/14/2019

It's pretty shitty r16!

by Anonymousreply 1703/14/2019

You get a Cool-Whip pass, OP. I'd offer you strawberries for The Perfect Dessert, if I could. Sorry for what you're going through.

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by Anonymousreply 1803/14/2019

I'm eating fried chicken and a diet coke for dinner.

by Anonymousreply 1903/14/2019

Diggin' for belly button lint whilst eating fried chicken.

by Anonymousreply 2003/14/2019

Sorry to hear about your mum's passing. A lot of nights, I'll dine on crisps for dinner due to pure laziness... Don't want to waste time cooking.

by Anonymousreply 2103/14/2019

Wiped my hands on my clothes.

by Anonymousreply 2203/14/2019

On my weekends off, I don't bother changing into my 'street clothes' to run errands. Why bother? My house-jammies are comfy, I save precious time, and I blend in very well with The People of Walmart. Almost.

(My house-jammies are freshly laundered.)

by Anonymousreply 2303/14/2019

[quote]A lot of nights, I'll dine on crisps for dinner due to pure laziness...

Are Cheetos "crisps"?

by Anonymousreply 2403/14/2019

Yeah, what are "crisps"? I figure tater chips.

by Anonymousreply 2503/14/2019

I picked up a hitchhiker 30 years my junior and gave him some vodka and a blowjob!

by Anonymousreply 2603/14/2019

Some would say that is rape r26

by Anonymousreply 2703/14/2019

"Crisps" are potato chips in Britain. And of course chips are fries.

by Anonymousreply 2803/14/2019

OP kewl whhhip is fine for today and may I suggest several of Dunkin’s most creme-filled, candy-laden doughnuts as a kickstart to tomorrow?

Very sorry for your loss.

by Anonymousreply 2903/14/2019

OP I’m sorry for your loss. Anyone who’s been there knows what it’s like.

by Anonymousreply 3003/14/2019

I expected cunty responses. But you bitches have shown me the tender side of DL. ♥😢

by Anonymousreply 3103/14/2019

You have my sympathy, OP.

by Anonymousreply 3203/14/2019

r27 he consented to the blowjob before I gave him the vodka

by Anonymousreply 3303/14/2019

I’m sorry, OP.

Grief is a shadowy, foreign land, occupied only by reluctant travelers.

by Anonymousreply 3403/15/2019

OP try to find "coco-whip", it's made out of coconut milk. There's two brands I believe. One is called "so delicious" and I think the other may be ready whip. It's "less bad" for you compared to dairy whip.

by Anonymousreply 3503/15/2019

Cool Whip is actually non-dairy, I believe.

by Anonymousreply 3603/15/2019

I thought about going to Walmart in stretch pants. Then I realized the world would judge me for it so I wore an evening gown.

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by Anonymousreply 3703/15/2019

OP I am so sad for your loss. I steal toilet paper.

by Anonymousreply 3803/15/2019

I once faked my mother’s death so nobody would judge me for eating a tub of cool whip

by Anonymousreply 3903/15/2019

R.I.P., OP's Mom.

by Anonymousreply 4003/15/2019

I was too lazy to walk down the hall to the bathroom so I urinated in the kitchen sink instead.

by Anonymousreply 4103/15/2019

I went to a sauna and got blown and fingered by multiple men and sucked off one last week.

by Anonymousreply 4203/15/2019

Do whatever makes your days less shitty and difficult, OP. But don't use this as an excuse to gain weight, either.

by Anonymousreply 4303/15/2019

Fuck the world, OP, this is a tough day: do what you damn well please. I’m really sorry for your loss.

by Anonymousreply 4403/15/2019

Anyone who believes this ridiculous EST is a fucking moron.

by Anonymousreply 4503/15/2019

Being r45.

by Anonymousreply 4603/15/2019

I refuse to recycle and bring all my garbage in a duffle bag to throw away in the dumpster behind my work

by Anonymousreply 4703/15/2019

I'm reading this week, r47, that recycling doesn't matter anymore. It's ovah!

by Anonymousreply 4803/15/2019

It's nice and warm in my house, so I'm wearing nothing but a t-shirt. The trashy part is that I realized I didn't close the living rom curtains, but it's not worth the effort to go across the room and do so. Eh, my neighbors have probably seen worse.

by Anonymousreply 4903/15/2019
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