Trashy behavior

OP, sorry to hear about your Mom. It’s a difficult thing to go through. My .mom died two years after my Dad. I grieved for about 3 years, though everybody is different.

OP, that’s not even that trashy, and you get a pass today and for a long time. Been there. I’m sorry for your loss.

You get a pass for anything today. My condolences. It’s a tough day - eat the whole container.

About once a month I buy a can of Spam and eat it with eggs. It is supposed to be trashy and I do not give a shit.

Fingered myself in an elevator.

I second r4's answer, except I just eat the spam straight up. I do this maybe once every year or two.

I ate my once yearly bag of Funyuns today. I finished them in the parking lot of the grocery store.

Thanks guys!

Thanks guys!

[quote]I just stood over my sink eating Cool-Whip with a fork right out the tub.

I was going to chastise you for not drying off first, but then I read about your mom. Sorry, OP.

S'ketti with ketchup.

Only taking a whore's bath in your neighbor's koi pond, after not showering for several weeks, before you hop into bed with your college sweetheart who you haven't seen in 5 years. Did I mention you never use tp and always go commando?

I went to the market in my slippers.

So sorry OP. Take good care of yourself.

Scratched my ass with a piece of glass.

Too bad it was not a double funeral. OP and her skanky meth whore of a mother.

I hope the glass is okay R14.

It's pretty shitty r16!

You get a Cool-Whip pass, OP. I'd offer you strawberries for The Perfect Dessert, if I could. Sorry for what you're going through.

I'm eating fried chicken and a diet coke for dinner.

Diggin' for belly button lint whilst eating fried chicken.

Sorry to hear about your mum's passing. A lot of nights, I'll dine on crisps for dinner due to pure laziness... Don't want to waste time cooking.

Wiped my hands on my clothes.

On my weekends off, I don't bother changing into my 'street clothes' to run errands. Why bother? My house-jammies are comfy, I save precious time, and I blend in very well with The People of Walmart. Almost.

(My house-jammies are freshly laundered.)

[quote]A lot of nights, I'll dine on crisps for dinner due to pure laziness...

Are Cheetos "crisps"?

Yeah, what are "crisps"? I figure tater chips.

I picked up a hitchhiker 30 years my junior and gave him some vodka and a blowjob!

Some would say that is rape r26

"Crisps" are potato chips in Britain. And of course chips are fries.

OP kewl whhhip is fine for today and may I suggest several of Dunkin’s most creme-filled, candy-laden doughnuts as a kickstart to tomorrow?

Very sorry for your loss.

OP I’m sorry for your loss. Anyone who’s been there knows what it’s like.

I expected cunty responses. But you bitches have shown me the tender side of DL. ♥😢

You have my sympathy, OP.

r27 he consented to the blowjob before I gave him the vodka

I’m sorry, OP.

Grief is a shadowy, foreign land, occupied only by reluctant travelers.

OP try to find "coco-whip", it's made out of coconut milk. There's two brands I believe. One is called "so delicious" and I think the other may be ready whip. It's "less bad" for you compared to dairy whip.

Cool Whip is actually non-dairy, I believe.

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OP I am so sad for your loss. I steal toilet paper.

I once faked my mother’s death so nobody would judge me for eating a tub of cool whip

R.I.P., OP's Mom.

I was too lazy to walk down the hall to the bathroom so I urinated in the kitchen sink instead.

I went to a sauna and got blown and fingered by multiple men and sucked off one last week.

Do whatever makes your days less shitty and difficult, OP. But don't use this as an excuse to gain weight, either.

Fuck the world, OP, this is a tough day: do what you damn well please. I’m really sorry for your loss.

Anyone who believes this ridiculous EST is a fucking moron.

Being r45.

I refuse to recycle and bring all my garbage in a duffle bag to throw away in the dumpster behind my work

I'm reading this week, r47, that recycling doesn't matter anymore. It's ovah!

It's nice and warm in my house, so I'm wearing nothing but a t-shirt. The trashy part is that I realized I didn't close the living rom curtains, but it's not worth the effort to go across the room and do so. Eh, my neighbors have probably seen worse.