What's the last thing you did that DL would consider trashy? I just stood over my sink eating Cool-Whip with a fork right out the tub. My mom's funeral was today and I'm too depressed to eat healthily.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||03/15/2019|
OP, sorry to hear about your Mom. It’s a difficult thing to go through. My .mom died two years after my Dad. I grieved for about 3 years, though everybody is different.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||03/14/2019|
OP, that’s not even that trashy, and you get a pass today and for a long time. Been there. I’m sorry for your loss.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||03/14/2019|
You get a pass for anything today. My condolences. It’s a tough day - eat the whole container.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||03/14/2019|
About once a month I buy a can of Spam and eat it with eggs. It is supposed to be trashy and I do not give a shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||03/14/2019|
Fingered myself in an elevator.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||03/14/2019|
I second r4's answer, except I just eat the spam straight up. I do this maybe once every year or two.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||03/14/2019|
I ate my once yearly bag of Funyuns today. I finished them in the parking lot of the grocery store.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||03/14/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 8||03/14/2019|
[quote]I just stood over my sink eating Cool-Whip with a fork right out the tub.
I was going to chastise you for not drying off first, but then I read about your mom. Sorry, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||03/14/2019|
S'ketti with ketchup.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||03/14/2019|
Only taking a whore's bath in your neighbor's koi pond, after not showering for several weeks, before you hop into bed with your college sweetheart who you haven't seen in 5 years. Did I mention you never use tp and always go commando?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||03/14/2019|
I went to the market in my slippers.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||03/14/2019|
So sorry OP. Take good care of yourself.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||03/14/2019|
Scratched my ass with a piece of glass.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||03/14/2019|
Too bad it was not a double funeral. OP and her skanky meth whore of a mother.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||03/14/2019|
I hope the glass is okay R14.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||03/14/2019|
It's pretty shitty r16!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||03/14/2019|
You get a Cool-Whip pass, OP. I'd offer you strawberries for The Perfect Dessert, if I could. Sorry for what you're going through.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||03/14/2019|
I'm eating fried chicken and a diet coke for dinner.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||03/14/2019|
Diggin' for belly button lint whilst eating fried chicken.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||03/14/2019|
Sorry to hear about your mum's passing. A lot of nights, I'll dine on crisps for dinner due to pure laziness... Don't want to waste time cooking.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||03/14/2019|
Wiped my hands on my clothes.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||03/14/2019|
On my weekends off, I don't bother changing into my 'street clothes' to run errands. Why bother? My house-jammies are comfy, I save precious time, and I blend in very well with The People of Walmart. Almost.
(My house-jammies are freshly laundered.)
|by Anonymous||reply 23||03/14/2019|
[quote]A lot of nights, I'll dine on crisps for dinner due to pure laziness...
Are Cheetos "crisps"?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||03/14/2019|
Yeah, what are "crisps"? I figure tater chips.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||03/14/2019|
I picked up a hitchhiker 30 years my junior and gave him some vodka and a blowjob!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||03/14/2019|
Some would say that is rape r26
|by Anonymous||reply 27||03/14/2019|
"Crisps" are potato chips in Britain. And of course chips are fries.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||03/14/2019|
OP kewl whhhip is fine for today and may I suggest several of Dunkin’s most creme-filled, candy-laden doughnuts as a kickstart to tomorrow?
Very sorry for your loss.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||03/14/2019|
OP I’m sorry for your loss. Anyone who’s been there knows what it’s like.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||03/14/2019|
I expected cunty responses. But you bitches have shown me the tender side of DL. ♥😢
|by Anonymous||reply 31||03/14/2019|
You have my sympathy, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||03/14/2019|
r27 he consented to the blowjob before I gave him the vodka
|by Anonymous||reply 33||03/14/2019|
I’m sorry, OP.
Grief is a shadowy, foreign land, occupied only by reluctant travelers.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||03/15/2019|
OP try to find "coco-whip", it's made out of coconut milk. There's two brands I believe. One is called "so delicious" and I think the other may be ready whip. It's "less bad" for you compared to dairy whip.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||03/15/2019|
Cool Whip is actually non-dairy, I believe.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||03/15/2019|
I thought about going to Walmart in stretch pants. Then I realized the world would judge me for it so I wore an evening gown.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||03/15/2019|
OP I am so sad for your loss. I steal toilet paper.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||03/15/2019|
I once faked my mother’s death so nobody would judge me for eating a tub of cool whip
|by Anonymous||reply 39||03/15/2019|
R.I.P., OP's Mom.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||03/15/2019|
I was too lazy to walk down the hall to the bathroom so I urinated in the kitchen sink instead.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||03/15/2019|
I went to a sauna and got blown and fingered by multiple men and sucked off one last week.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||03/15/2019|
Do whatever makes your days less shitty and difficult, OP. But don't use this as an excuse to gain weight, either.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||03/15/2019|
Fuck the world, OP, this is a tough day: do what you damn well please. I’m really sorry for your loss.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||03/15/2019|
Anyone who believes this ridiculous EST is a fucking moron.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||03/15/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 46||03/15/2019|
I refuse to recycle and bring all my garbage in a duffle bag to throw away in the dumpster behind my work
|by Anonymous||reply 47||03/15/2019|
I'm reading this week, r47, that recycling doesn't matter anymore. It's ovah!
|by Anonymous||reply 48||03/15/2019|
It's nice and warm in my house, so I'm wearing nothing but a t-shirt. The trashy part is that I realized I didn't close the living rom curtains, but it's not worth the effort to go across the room and do so. Eh, my neighbors have probably seen worse.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||03/15/2019|