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The Jig Is Up!

The hunt is on! Rifles at the ready. Boots spit polished. This technology is so precise we're able to pinpoint people by counties in some cases.

See the DNA profiles matched to actual photos. Look at what categorizes racial identity and the phenotypes included in the determination results. So spot on.

It's a NEW! IMPROVED! form of entertainment witnessing these psychopaths getting picked off one by one. Sweet satisfaction as the hunter is now transformed into prey. Sweat bullets ya bastards because we're coming for you. It's now down to almost every week. A new national sporting event and pastime!

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by Anonymousreply 40March 26, 2019 5:22 AM

Actual (dyed hair)! Wouldn't you just die?šŸ˜‚

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by Anonymousreply 1March 14, 2019 9:15 PM

What?

by Anonymousreply 2March 14, 2019 9:19 PM

What the fuck is OP talking about????

by Anonymousreply 3March 14, 2019 9:20 PM

Published Police Investigations Although Parabon has produced Snapshot DNA Phenotyping Reports for a large number of different federal, state, local, and international law enforcement agencies, many of these reports are considered confidential, as their release may interfere with ongoing investigations.

The Snapshot predictions displayed below, however, have been released publicly as persons of interest in their respective cases. If you have information pertaining to the identity and/or location of these individuals, you are encouraged to contact the numbers listed in the report.

The accuracy is astounding! Lots of John/Jane Doe cases solved that have stumped for decades. So exciting to look on as cold cases are solved one right after the other.

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by Anonymousreply 4March 14, 2019 9:28 PM

It must be like zodiac signs, when you want to believe so you convince yourself that a description of one matches to you. These drawing donā€™t look like the actual people.

by Anonymousreply 5March 14, 2019 9:32 PM

Probably one of the most satisfying collar of a killer. Law enforcement was so desperate to get this guy they released his DNA composite. Nothing happened because everyone was busy looking for an actual indian. No one let on that Mexican is considered Native American. He was right under everyone's noses for a decade. His father is a WASP and his mother's name is Juanita, from Mexico. Now if LE would have slashed the Native American/Latino people would have been able to i.d. him in a heartbeat.

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by Anonymousreply 6March 14, 2019 9:49 PM

Donā€™t drink and post, OP.

by Anonymousreply 7March 14, 2019 9:50 PM

Give us some context please OP.

by Anonymousreply 8March 14, 2019 10:00 PM

There's something wrong with people who follow this sort of shit.

by Anonymousreply 9March 14, 2019 10:31 PM

Most of the guesswork photos don't look much like the actual person.

by Anonymousreply 10March 14, 2019 11:17 PM

Someone took the uppers when he needed the downers....

by Anonymousreply 11March 15, 2019 12:30 AM

Way off.

by Anonymousreply 12March 15, 2019 12:37 AM

Dial down the 'shrooms, O.P..

by Anonymousreply 13March 15, 2019 12:43 AM

Most of these people donā€™t look like their drawings.

by Anonymousreply 14March 15, 2019 1:43 AM

Bring it on!

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by Anonymousreply 15March 15, 2019 4:34 AM

Dee Arrrr thread.

F&F and block.

by Anonymousreply 16March 15, 2019 4:42 AM

Wondering how inbreeding would chart in the results...

by Anonymousreply 17March 15, 2019 4:56 AM

Websleuths is gonna go out of business šŸ˜…

by Anonymousreply 18March 15, 2019 4:58 AM

Here you go, OP (and anyone else who thinks they know what the fuck this is supposed to be).

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by Anonymousreply 19March 15, 2019 5:01 AM

Why do you feel the need to squash others and attempt control on an anonymous board is what you need to be questioning of yourself, stinker @ R16 R19.. beat it. Deflating and directionless. Please stop attempts at antagonizing over a long ago thread and cease replying to our contributions

by Anonymousreply 20March 15, 2019 9:27 AM

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by Anonymousreply 21March 15, 2019 5:53 PM

Just think of all of these paranoid psychopaths looking over their shoulders when out in public eating, drinking, smoking.

You see, that's what we're talking about!

āŗHe was traced after investigators used genealogy database Parabon Nanolabs to create a family tree using DNA found on her body and named him a suspect āŗInvestigators trailed him and tested a dropped 'personal item' and found him to be a match

Saddle up!

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by Anonymousreply 22March 15, 2019 6:06 PM

Something smells of šŸ’©

by Anonymousreply 23March 15, 2019 6:10 PM

Yeah R23, that would be your own breath!

Don't you dare accuse me of being one to wear control top pantyhose with sandals next to a stained pink heart shaped chair! How dare you!

Can you stop tracking me all over this damned website because I insulted you & set you straight on another thread looooong ago? Set some tangible goals for your life in 2019, wouldja?

by Anonymousreply 24March 15, 2019 6:19 PM

R17 question-

Why yes you can! Talk about surprises. Imagine worrying about your results showing up another race or ethnicity only to find out you're an inbred bastard! That'll fix ya šŸ˜Ž

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by Anonymousreply 25March 15, 2019 6:26 PM

You just canā€™t help yourself, R24

by Anonymousreply 26March 15, 2019 6:29 PM

At Baylor College of Medicine in Houston, sophisticated DNA analyses used to diagnose such disabilities as birth defects, epilepsy or developmental delays revealed that in some children, about 25 percent of genetic material inherited from their mother was the same as material inherited from their father. That suggested their parents were first-degree relatives -- father and daughter, brother and sister, or mother and son. Children who inherited half as much identical DNA from both parents likely were the offspring of second-degree relatives, such as an uncle and niece. Had the mothers and fathers of these youngsters been unrelated, those same stretches of DNA would have differed.-

Bet mountain people and mobsters find these results.

Ouch!

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by Anonymousreply 27March 15, 2019 6:33 PM

I love it!

by Anonymousreply 28March 15, 2019 6:35 PM

Oh no, hon. This is not a bombshell! Besides anyone could see your indigenous blood lines a mile away.

The family secret threads on some of those DNA website forums are delish. Not as delish as murderers shaking in their boots though.

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by Anonymousreply 29March 15, 2019 6:41 PM

Well R23, if it is any consolation, I've saved in my phone every image of Poo & Erna. Even edited them. Not this one thoughšŸ˜‚

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by Anonymousreply 30March 15, 2019 7:13 PM

R28, are you quite done? Start by spreading joy & humor. Imagine you all hurt & sad. Turn a new leaf. Go 'head

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by Anonymousreply 31March 15, 2019 7:26 PM

To all those saying you have no idea what OP is talking about...

THANK YOU for chiming in. I thought it was me that was fucked up for a minute.

by Anonymousreply 32March 15, 2019 8:33 PM

Has Lark Voorhies discovered DL?

This sounds like one of her creative writing ventures.

by Anonymousreply 33March 15, 2019 10:07 PM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 34March 18, 2019 5:51 AM

Meth is a helluva drug, ain't it, OP?

by Anonymousreply 35March 18, 2019 8:46 AM

I found OP's youtube channel, here's the most popular video:

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by Anonymousreply 36March 18, 2019 8:51 AM

Boomhauer, is that you at OP?

by Anonymousreply 37March 18, 2019 1:47 PM

Op they look nothing alike. You can identify race that is about it.

by Anonymousreply 38March 18, 2019 11:03 PM

So fucking sick of you, you colored race baiting POS. Don't answer here on my own thread & you're chasing me around day & night. Go do some laundry. Go clean up your hovel.

You're nothing but a low rent media stooge buying into a carefully crafted racial division fallacy "newsites" puppet for hits & ad revenue. Preying on our least educated, naive & hurting sector of society. Making them think they're in danger from the majority when nothing could be further from the truth! Portraying them as targets when in all actuality, we've got their backs. Might as well find a stable to burn down loaded with horses. Trapped & frying to death. You unAmerican miserable POS!

SO FUCKIN SICK OF YOU!

by Anonymousreply 39March 19, 2019 1:43 AM

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by Anonymousreply 40March 26, 2019 5:22 AM
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