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The Trump Presidential Library

What exhibit or experience did you most enjoy on your visit?

I thought the wall climb was pretty cool.

by Anonymousreply 9803/17/2019

I liked the gold plated toilets ripped out of his apartment in Trump Tower when it was lost to NY State in an asset forfeiture action.

by Anonymousreply 103/14/2019

I liked the curtained off porno section. Pretty diverse selection of magazines and blu-ray.

by Anonymousreply 203/14/2019

It’s Central Park location is so convenient. Who knew New York would one day have a mirror gold Parthenon. And I don’t miss a third of the park. It needed that plaza and the turnstiles.

by Anonymousreply 303/14/2019

You mean the PRISON Library! "Lies My Father Told Me" by Fred Trump.

by Anonymousreply 403/14/2019

I went looking for a book on Jet skiing. Let me tell you I found something much different in the Watersports section.

by Anonymousreply 503/14/2019

There was a surprise visit from Mogul, the official White House dog.

by Anonymousreply 603/14/2019

Did anyone take The Wonderful World Of Russia ride?

by Anonymousreply 703/14/2019

Prison library. Yes!

Build the Trump Library, if there must be one, on Rikers Island. Just repaint the current buildings and call it done.

by Anonymousreply 803/14/2019

I've thought about this. lol. Can you imagine? It's hard enough to think of a "W" library. But Trump? Videos of his reality show? Pics of buildings he does not own but has conned into putting his name on. A compendium of his failed businesses- quite massive from casinos to airlines to clothing and wine... all failures. His children (all look like something is wrong with them except Ivanka who looks artificial- because she is.) Quotations from his speeches? It's mind boggling the imagine a library devoted to an incompetent, incurious, bigoted thug.

I have a feeling he will not have a library- unless he finances it. Perhaps it would be kind of like one of those creationism parks the X'tians build- you know, where humans ride dinos and Jesus is lily white etc.

by Anonymousreply 903/14/2019

The McDonald's franchise in the lobby was nice

by Anonymousreply 1003/14/2019

R3 You do realize the Central Park is a temporary location the permanent location is at the sewage recycling plant out in Queens near where he grew up.

by Anonymousreply 1103/14/2019

Tapes of his grab them by the pussy remarks.

by Anonymousreply 1203/14/2019

I found the replica of his prison cell to be the highlight of my visit; that alone was worth the $.45 admission fee.

by Anonymousreply 1303/14/2019

I was fascinated by the exhibit that showed how Ellis Island was changed into Trump Island. Great gift shop! I was never in a library that had one before!! I did enjoy buying a little piece of rock chipped from the Statue of Liberty. Only fifty bucks!

Ps: the toilets in the library involved buying a two dollar token.

by Anonymousreply 1403/14/2019

I VEERED AWAY FROM THE PUSSY GRABBING EXHIBIT.

by Anonymousreply 1503/14/2019

I liked the snack bar. It was convenient to have McDonalds, KFC and Burger King all in one place.

by Anonymousreply 1603/14/2019

I enjoyed putting quarters in the orb to make it glow.

by Anonymousreply 1703/14/2019

He's going to attach it to one of his hotels. If there even is one.

by Anonymousreply 1803/14/2019

Yes, [R12], and my personal collection of pop-up books that go with them!

by Anonymousreply 1903/14/2019

I loved the spray tan booth. And the Putin gloryhole was hot!

by Anonymousreply 2003/14/2019

All gift shop, no library.

by Anonymousreply 2103/14/2019

That chilling exhibit of Adderall containers and snorting paraphernalia.

by Anonymousreply 2203/14/2019

I learned a lot from the Mail Order Brides from Eastern Europe exhibit. Was horrifying to learn they came over IN CHAINS!

by Anonymousreply 2303/14/2019

^^ CHAIN OF FOOLS.

by Anonymousreply 2403/14/2019

I would like to visit the umbrella exhibition.

by Anonymousreply 2503/14/2019

It’s a shame he only made it three years. The actual handcuffs used to haul him out of the whitehouse were a sight to behold.

by Anonymousreply 2603/14/2019

Word to the wise... TOTALLY worth paying extra for the FassPass to cut to the front of the 55 minute line waiting to snap selfies with the Eric and Don Jr. statues each standing over their own felled lion flanking the staircase to the main Liberry entrance.

Hint: Get a shot next the lions’ bellies!

If you look closely, you can see the outlines of Michael Cohen’s smushed face on Junior Mint’s lion and Eric’s lion has Roger Stone’s pointy ears poking through its rib cage.

by Anonymousreply 2703/14/2019

Will there be a hairdressers/wig emporium there?

by Anonymousreply 2803/14/2019

Yes, R28, but be prepared to pay extra for their extensions.

Premium Caged Brown Baby Hair woven in an almost human-like pattern and dyed, of course, to a lustrous soiled-diaper-urine yellow.

by Anonymousreply 2903/14/2019

No visit is complete until you view the Bowling Green Massacre video. Quite moving.

On your way out be sure and stop by the Arcade Room featuring the Jim Acosta Dart Board.

by Anonymousreply 3003/14/2019

My hands were so small compared to President Trump's lifelike animatronic figure!

by Anonymousreply 3103/14/2019

The Twitter exhibit hall was wild. Just a large room filled with random words displayed on the walls. In the center of the room was an orange Trump mannequin sitting on a gold toilet holding an iPhone. The display was complete with sound effects. (I'll leave it at that.)

by Anonymousreply 3203/14/2019

The "Are You Taller Than Barron Trump?" Display.

by Anonymousreply 3303/14/2019

I got my elderly mom a dab of vaginal rejuvenation in the clinic there. A beautiful afternoon at the Trump Library and Surgical Suites! ****

by Anonymousreply 3403/14/2019

I liked the ice cream parlor that sold only single scoops of ice cream

by Anonymousreply 3503/14/2019

Trump Steak Shakes!

by Anonymousreply 3603/14/2019

Kinda hard to find the books your looking for though, what with the Donnie Decimal System they got goin’.

by Anonymousreply 3703/14/2019

The debate puppets. The reenactment of the "Because you'd be in jail" moment is priceless.

by Anonymousreply 3803/14/2019

I enjoyed the fact that it was built in a swamp

by Anonymousreply 3903/14/2019

The "Imitate First Lady Melania" Photo Trout Pout! Stand next to the life-size animatronic figure of America's Most Beautiful and Stylish First Lady!

by Anonymousreply 4003/14/2019

The gift shop has a selection of Melanias used undies for sale, if you buy 3 you get one free.

by Anonymousreply 4103/15/2019

Don't forge to visit the Moscow branch of the library.

by Anonymousreply 4203/15/2019

There's a roped off section where you can get your picture taken with a cardboard cut out of Donald giving the thumbs up. You can also buy an autographed picture of him. It's the head shot he uses on twitter

by Anonymousreply 4303/15/2019

The Hall of the Mrs. Trumps & Hookers was nice. The Stormy Daniel's mannequin was sensitively done. I liked the illuminated wall display of the payoff checks signed by Trump. The library designers are very talented and so good with materials.

by Anonymousreply 4403/15/2019

There is a book you can buy in the gift shop, "The Collected Quotes of President Donald J. Trump." The entire book is filled with insightful and witty quotes he has never said. Most of them have been lifted from known quotes by other people.

by Anonymousreply 4503/15/2019

The Melania-themed limerick in the bathroom was particularly inspired.

by Anonymousreply 4603/15/2019

I loved that the TVs in the faux Oval Office were all tuned to the Gorilla Channel

by Anonymousreply 4703/15/2019

I bought the green "I Really Don't Care, Do U?" poncho in the gift shop.

by Anonymousreply 4803/15/2019

I'm still reading "Be Best" by Melania....fastinating!

by Anonymousreply 4903/15/2019

I’m thinking what city would possibly want the library.

by Anonymousreply 5003/15/2019

R50 Any city in a deep red state.

by Anonymousreply 5103/15/2019

If you are in the book section of the gift shop and ask dicreetly the clerk behind the counter will sell you the 6 picture set of Trump with his favorite Russian hookers. The infamous pee photo is part of the set.

by Anonymousreply 5203/15/2019

I enjoyed the orange spray tan machine, $10.00 buck a tan!

by Anonymousreply 5303/15/2019

I enjoyed the pee on me exhibit, with the Russian Whores actually pissing on me.

by Anonymousreply 5403/15/2019

I enjoyed Barron's crayon stick figure drawings.

by Anonymousreply 5503/15/2019

I enjoyed the Arcade. I played "Lock Her Up!"; "Find the Emails!"; "You're the Puppet!"; and "Toss the Paper Towels!" That one was awesome! There were filled water buckets holding little Rican figures with out-stretched arms that you tried to catch your towels on! But it was more fun when you knocked them into the water!

The prizes were cool, too! I won a stuffed "Mikey the Rat" and an Old Lady in a Pants Suit puppet with a Bull's-eye on its back! I gave that prize to my older brother DJ. He laughed and said, "I love it!"

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by Anonymousreply 5603/15/2019

The AstroTurf gardens were...green...ish.

by Anonymousreply 5703/15/2019

I loved how you could get your named printed on a framed "Authentic Kenyan Birth Certificate"

by Anonymousreply 5803/15/2019

I found the pink marble and gold plated everything else a bit over the top for my taste.

by Anonymousreply 5903/15/2019

The kids thought the "show where Donald touched you" dolls were a hoot!

by Anonymousreply 6003/15/2019

The gold-plated toilets were cool.

by Anonymousreply 6103/15/2019

"I enjoyed the pee on me exhibit, with the Russian Whores actually pissing on me. "

The fact that it was an authentic bouncy house recreation of a Moscow Ritz hotel room made it extra fun!

by Anonymousreply 6203/15/2019

Attached to the gift shop is a casino. Of course, all of the machines are rigged completely in the house's favor - you lose every time you play. There is an animatronic Donald at the exit proclaiming you a loser and a bad man as you leave.

by Anonymousreply 6303/15/2019

The recreation of Times Square in the 70's, with the porn shops, porn movie theaters, and prostitutes was a real treat. They were playing Trump's Access Hollywood tape on a loop, and the smell of garbage and cigarette smoke mingled with stank was a great touch.

by Anonymousreply 6403/15/2019

The gift shop has an adult section where I bought a instructional DVD where Melania hosts a lemon party. She gives great tips on how to keep your lunch down when fellating old men.

by Anonymousreply 6503/15/2019

I liked the fake Time magazine cover that he photoshopped his face onto.

by Anonymousreply 6603/15/2019

Did you see the Mannequin of Li'l Kim with his Trump wig on? Cute. And There was a full wall of floor to ceiling photographs of a bare chested Putin riding a horse....man, Trump loves him some Vlad, baby!

by Anonymousreply 6703/15/2019

I understand that the current set of Fake Melania will become tour guides at the Presidential facility.

by Anonymousreply 6803/15/2019

I liked the hologram of Joan Rivers in the casino.

by Anonymousreply 6903/15/2019

R66 That is part of the set of framed pictures of DT accepting awards for the Nobel Peace Prize, The Sakharov Prize and the Wallenberg Prize and several others. We have photoshopped him in place of the real recipients. This is a limited edition collector set available only in the book store.

by Anonymousreply 7003/15/2019

The kiddies loves the Whack-A-Palestinian game. Especially since they use real Palestinians.

by Anonymousreply 7103/15/2019

Did anybody check out Ivanka's accessory and shoe store that was right next door? A lot of overpriced Louboutin knock-offs and they weren't even real leather.

by Anonymousreply 7203/15/2019

I love you bitches.

by Anonymousreply 7303/15/2019

The ambiance will be "old pee", like everything Trump. orangey metallic and acrid

by Anonymousreply 7403/15/2019

My kids loved the Putin's Puppet Theater. And the Hall of Bankruptcies is enormous.

by Anonymousreply 7503/15/2019

The marzipan Taj Mahal desserts were hard and rancid.

by Anonymousreply 7603/15/2019

The mascots Bigly and Yuge scared my kids.

by Anonymousreply 7703/15/2019

[quote]I found the pink marble and gold plated everything else a bit over the top for my taste.

Don't look closely at the gold plating it's actually plastic yellow chrome made to look like gold.

by Anonymousreply 7803/15/2019

It will be a huge embarrassment. I hope they put Trump ‘s tweets and ghost written works in one room, and the rest of his administrations work elsewhere, since they ought to be in a completely differet leagues.

by Anonymousreply 7903/15/2019

The shrine to Howard Rubinstein was a bit much.

by Anonymousreply 8003/16/2019

Don't forget to stop at the Trump restaurant near the entrance it is decorated with logos from his favorite fast food joints. There is a special "High Tea" luncheon featuring a sample of his favorites, Taco Bowl, Double Cheese Burgers, KFC Mini buckets, and a large order of greasy fries. Instead of cups of coffee or tea you get a supersized diet drink of your choice.

by Anonymousreply 8103/16/2019

I got lost in the "No Collusion" Hall of Smoke and Mirrors.

Trump, Kellyanne and Sarah each have there own Wheel of Lies you can spin. I got "because he loves this country" on the Kellyanne wheel.

by Anonymousreply 8203/16/2019

The food at Hamberders and Covfefe snack shop was bad.

by Anonymousreply 8303/16/2019

the Donny Two Scoops Ice Cream shop was fine. But you can only have one scoop.

I was bored by the Hall of Resignations.

The Ivanka and Jared Flee to Israel to Avoid Prosecution Ride was closed because of a government shutdown.

by Anonymousreply 8403/16/2019

The "Donated by Vladimir Putin" plaque under the "Trump-Age Accelerates Democracy Extinction" exhibit raised my eyebrow.

by Anonymousreply 8503/16/2019

Don't forget to indulge at the "omelette station" in the re-creation of the Mar-A-Lago Breakfast Room.

Required Dress Code: Shorts, tank tops, flip flops or Crocs.

by Anonymousreply 8603/16/2019

I thought the “grab Ivanka’s intimate spaces” interactive exhibit was innovative, but I just couldn’t bring myself to do it.

by Anonymousreply 8703/16/2019

The opening hours are erratic.

We found one lady at the entrance, who had arrived bang on time, had been waiting 12 minutes before it opened.

by Anonymousreply 8803/16/2019

I enjoyed the exhibit that lets you perform a similated lobotomy on Melania. It was kind of gross, but I was surprised how easy it is to sever the frontal lobe and create your very own stepford wife.

by Anonymousreply 8903/16/2019

Between the Library and the parking lot is a 1583 foot corridor, " The Hall of 10,000 Lies", a chronological listing of every fib, half truth, exaggeration, baldfaced lie and misdirection uttered by the cheeto during his term of office...

by Anonymousreply 9003/16/2019

I do think 10 golf linksssssss are excessive excessive.

by Anonymousreply 9103/16/2019

Me and the kids really enjoyed the Hillary lost emails maze.

by Anonymousreply 9203/16/2019

We enjoyed playing a game of football with the actual ball that was used in the Qatar World Cup Final

Qatar played Egypt in the 104 degree final with Qatar winning 10-0 in the final.

by Anonymousreply 9303/16/2019

The animatronic pussy grabbing room was fun, even though Ann Coulter’s snatch was on the fritz. The Huckabeest’s made for the most satisfying grab. Odorrama cards were available for an extra charge.

by Anonymousreply 9403/16/2019

It was a good idea to have Morgan Freeman reading Trump's tweets piped in. They seemed much less unhinged.

I can't wait for the Kellyanne Conway inaugural costume exhibit to open. It's going to be so inspiring. They've even purchased the actual Tales of the Darkside Crypt keeper to be the mannequin for it.

by Anonymousreply 9503/16/2019

Don't forget to check out the bathrooms all the fixtures are gold plated (plastic made to look like gold) as are all the floor tiles, wall tiles and toilet stalls. In addition to the usual paper towels and tissues there are large cans of hairspray the same type DT uses but be careful it will color any hair no matter what the color to a cheap looking shade of brassy blond.

by Anonymousreply 9603/17/2019

Was anyone else uncomfortable by seeing Barron so conspicuously covered up in plain view? Is the family ever going to acknowledge he’s there? If not, why don’t they just hide him away for good like the English royals do with the family members who embarrass them?

by Anonymousreply 9703/17/2019

He will insist on Mein Kampf and that's about it.

by Anonymousreply 9803/17/2019
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