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The DL does Rami Malek news thread

"this edgy actor…has attained this weird asexual fawn thing where old gay men AND repressed cat ladies think of him as this delicate non-threatening angel come to earth, and have this psychotically protective investment in him." -- from a comment on Hollywood Elsewhere.

by Munchkin love will prevailreply 2005/02/2019

He's doing a podcast drama. Does anyone here subscribe to podcast dramas?

by Munchkin love will prevailreply 103/13/2019

mr jaw, mr dentures, mr junkie mouth.....Freddie mercury dint have no teef like dat

by Munchkin love will prevailreply 203/13/2019

Yeah......no part of that quote in OP's post is true.

He's weird and creepy, and that parchment-thin skin, along with the bulging eyes, make me think he's the poster child for hyperthyroidism.

by Munchkin love will prevailreply 303/13/2019

her eyeballs appear to be about to pop out any minute, and are held in by little pins.

the mouth? that's too much of a mess to even approach, part UFO, part octopus, its a marvel huh.

by Munchkin love will prevailreply 403/13/2019

Freddie would have been absolutely appalled and understandably furious to see this botched abortion of a hybrid frog and turtle portraying him.

by Munchkin love will prevailreply 503/13/2019

bingo. well sed sir

by Munchkin love will prevailreply 603/13/2019

Rami makes me cry he is so funny looking, he is yucky

by Munchkin love will prevailreply 703/13/2019

He's the new James Dean. Only sexier!

by Munchkin love will prevailreply 803/13/2019

He was a mass of prosthetics with a teenager's arms, no sexual presence, no vibe. I still don't understand how he got the role. It was truly lights, mirrors, and plastic. The music is what carried the movie. They should have just hired the WB Frog (sorry, Michigan J. Frog) and been done with it. At least there would have been some humor and camp. (God forbid, in Brian May's universe.)

Unbearably polite article below describing what little they had to work with. Basically, "well he had a jawline...sort of..."

by Munchkin love will prevailreply 903/13/2019

The Rami hate on DL is as bad as the Riz Ahmed hate.

I'm wondering if it's the same set of trolls who constantly post negative shit about both actors.

by Munchkin love will prevailreply 1003/14/2019

Is that you Braylon at R9? Thought so.

by Munchkin love will prevailreply 1103/14/2019

What the fuck is a Braylon? Tell me that isn't a name someone slapped on some poor fucker like Brayedon or, Maqdeyson (the q is silent)

by Munchkin love will prevailreply 1203/14/2019

R10 Is Rami his pet?

by Munchkin love will prevailreply 1303/14/2019

[quote][R10] Is Rami his pet?

No, Riz's big cock is Rami's pet!

by Munchkin love will prevailreply 1403/14/2019

[quote] with a teenager’s arms

You type that like it’s a bad thing.

by Munchkin love will prevailreply 1503/14/2019

He has so much baggage.

by Munchkin love will prevailreply 1603/14/2019

[quote]Riz's big cock

Rami is the Egyptian; they have big cocks. Riz is Pakistani i.e. small to average.

by Munchkin love will prevailreply 1703/14/2019

I saw the movie when first came out, seemed like a tv movie

totally shocked it got so much attention/awards.

why???

by Munchkin love will prevailreply 1803/14/2019

[quote]seemed like a tv movie

Yes! Not a single super hero was crushed or a city destroyed. SHOCKED I was. This is not what we pays our monies for!

by Munchkin love will prevailreply 1903/14/2019

I finally watched Rami in Bohemia Rhapsody.

Rami completely emerged himself in the role of Freddie Mercury. He was Freddie.

It was an incredible film

I cried at the end. It was moving.

by Munchkin love will prevailreply 2005/02/2019
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