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Is Ms. Lindsey botoxing? What other work should she do?

As everyone knows, it takes some work to look pretty. She has a lovely forehead here but what else can she do to recapture her prior beauty?

by Anonymousreply 2203/14/2019

Breast Lift. Penile Implant. Anal Tightening and Bleaching. Hand Rejuvenation for prettier hand jobs. A full body power washing to get the decades of cum stains of closested Republicans off her back, face, and mussy.

by Anonymousreply 103/13/2019

Recapture implies there has been any recent "beauty".

by Anonymousreply 203/13/2019

she applied to be mr prez trumpie's toilet seat.

by Anonymousreply 303/13/2019

how is she able to keep her male lovers quiet? wish they would cum forward. he needs be outed and made the fool he is

by Anonymousreply 403/14/2019

He probably likes older men and many of them have died. Whoever he’s got now is an old southern sage who would never speak about his dalliances with the Senatrice.

by Anonymousreply 503/14/2019

im flabbergasted at the gay congressmen that can keep their gay lives secret, or why would they . good god

by Anonymousreply 603/14/2019

[quote]What other work should she do?

Actual work as a senator might be welcome.

by Anonymousreply 703/14/2019

Any work on the face would be way too obvious.

What he should do is get some work done on his neck, under his chin, and jawline to remove the saggy skin and define the jawline.

by Anonymousreply 803/14/2019

How about a lobotomy?

by Anonymousreply 903/14/2019

Wow, total botox job. After hisl Kavanaugh-hearings meltdown, the lady sure does love the spotlight

by Anonymousreply 1003/14/2019

From time to time, as his busy and important schedule permits, Miss Lindsey will thoroughly coat her face with the ejaculate of her young interns. Rinse and repeat.

by Anonymousreply 1103/14/2019

R11 here. I know I mixed my pronouns. It's just, Miss Lindsey is so butch while at the same time so soft, dainty and feminine; it's confusing!

by Anonymousreply 1203/14/2019

Time for the classic soft blue hair wash- Southern matrons of a certain time perfected them. I'm sure he's considering.

by Anonymousreply 1303/14/2019

Those jowls need lifting.

by Anonymousreply 1403/14/2019

R11 He never rinses just repeats, often.

by Anonymousreply 1503/14/2019

The only thing that's going to help is a mask.

by Anonymousreply 1603/14/2019

He should go full on Wildenstein.

by Anonymousreply 1703/14/2019

"After his Kavanaugh-hearings meltdown"

Yep. He was projecting his victim status onto Bart: "Leave our private lives ALONE".

by Anonymousreply 1803/14/2019

I think a wig would do wonders for his image.

by Anonymousreply 1903/14/2019

R2 is right. Looked online for pics of him when he was younger, he's never been a looker thats for sure. I really dont know what anyone can do with a face as unfortunate as that

There's several pics in this Daily Mail article, one with his family shows him at his "best". And it is not clear, which probably helps

by Anonymousreply 2003/14/2019

Ms Lindsey should just kill herself because quite frankly she would look better dead.

by Anonymousreply 2103/14/2019

I retreat from the harsh sun to retain my calla-lily complexion!

by Anonymousreply 2203/14/2019
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