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Let's be a women's prison movie!

I'm the local vice queen, sent to this prison halfway through the film. I plan to run this joint the same way I ran the streets on the outside, all the while making crypto-lesbian comments appreciating the film's naive protagonist .

by Anonymousreply 1903/13/2019

I'm breaking out of this bitch, as soon as I find a patsy or two to distract the fugly Lebanese guard.

by Anonymousreply 103/13/2019

I'm the corrupt warden.

by Anonymousreply 203/13/2019

I’m the desperate housewife.

by Anonymousreply 303/13/2019

I'm Susan Hayward's climatic speech in I Want To Live!”

by Anonymousreply 403/13/2019

I'm the sobering suicide of a minor character.

by Anonymousreply 503/13/2019

I'm Linda Blair. My boobs become more rubensesque as my character hardens.

by Anonymousreply 603/13/2019

I’m the clit

by Anonymousreply 703/13/2019

I'm the stylist just off camera, who makes sure the inmates always have perfect hair.

by Anonymousreply 803/13/2019

Im directed by Ida Lupino, Dorothy Arzner, or George Cukor (hehe)

by Anonymousreply 903/13/2019

I'm a guard.

by Anonymousreply 1003/13/2019

I'm Claudia Jennings.

by Anonymousreply 1103/13/2019

I'm Mackenzie Phillips with remarkably beautiful teeth.

by Anonymousreply 1203/13/2019

I'm tough talk, rendered through attempts at prison slang!

Say, you tramps may look like cute tricks, but you're full o' nothing but applesauce, see, and I'm not going to be your pigeon any time soon, so get that through your thick blocks!

by Anonymousreply 1303/13/2019

I’m the firehose spraying a torrent of water onto a pair of buxom, scantily clad inmates fighting in a cell block. I’m held by a cackling, hardened female guard who delights in their agony.

by Anonymousreply 1403/13/2019

I'm the Philippines! A string of "women in chains" movies were filmed in my exotic jungles during the Marcos presidency.

by Anonymousreply 1503/13/2019

I'm the minor baddie who's lack of decisiveness or hesitance to choose between two sides gets me shanked!

by Anonymousreply 1603/13/2019

I'm lesbian warden who's only there for the T & A!!!

by Anonymousreply 1703/13/2019

I'm Caroline Munro.

by Anonymousreply 1803/13/2019

I'm the secret prostitution ring run by the corrupt matron.

by Anonymousreply 1903/13/2019
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