I'm the local vice queen, sent to this prison halfway through the film. I plan to run this joint the same way I ran the streets on the outside, all the while making crypto-lesbian comments appreciating the film's naive protagonist .
Let's be a women's prison movie!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 14, 2019 5:59 AM |
I'm breaking out of this bitch, as soon as I find a patsy or two to distract the fugly Lebanese guard.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 14, 2019 3:28 AM |
I'm the corrupt warden.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 14, 2019 3:28 AM |
I’m the desperate housewife.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 14, 2019 3:29 AM |
I'm Susan Hayward's climatic speech in I Want To Live!”
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 14, 2019 3:39 AM |
I'm the sobering suicide of a minor character.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 14, 2019 3:40 AM |
I'm Linda Blair. My boobs become more rubensesque as my character hardens.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 14, 2019 3:44 AM |
I’m the clit
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 14, 2019 3:52 AM |
I'm the stylist just off camera, who makes sure the inmates always have perfect hair.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 14, 2019 3:56 AM |
Im directed by Ida Lupino, Dorothy Arzner, or George Cukor (hehe)
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 14, 2019 4:00 AM |
I'm a guard.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 14, 2019 4:06 AM |
I'm Claudia Jennings.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 14, 2019 4:17 AM |
I'm Mackenzie Phillips with remarkably beautiful teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 14, 2019 4:28 AM |
I'm tough talk, rendered through attempts at prison slang!
Say, you tramps may look like cute tricks, but you're full o' nothing but applesauce, see, and I'm not going to be your pigeon any time soon, so get that through your thick blocks!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 14, 2019 4:33 AM |
I’m the firehose spraying a torrent of water onto a pair of buxom, scantily clad inmates fighting in a cell block. I’m held by a cackling, hardened female guard who delights in their agony.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 14, 2019 4:44 AM |
I'm the Philippines! A string of "women in chains" movies were filmed in my exotic jungles during the Marcos presidency.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 14, 2019 5:27 AM |
I'm the minor baddie who's lack of decisiveness or hesitance to choose between two sides gets me shanked!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 14, 2019 5:55 AM |
I'm lesbian warden who's only there for the T & A!!!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 14, 2019 5:56 AM |
I'm Caroline Munro.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 14, 2019 5:57 AM |
I'm the secret prostitution ring run by the corrupt matron.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 14, 2019 5:59 AM |