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Let's be a women's prison movie!

I'm the local vice queen, sent to this prison halfway through the film. I plan to run this joint the same way I ran the streets on the outside, all the while making crypto-lesbian comments appreciating the film's naive protagonist .

by Anonymousreply 19March 14, 2019 5:59 AM

I'm breaking out of this bitch, as soon as I find a patsy or two to distract the fugly Lebanese guard.

by Anonymousreply 1March 14, 2019 3:28 AM

I'm the corrupt warden.

by Anonymousreply 2March 14, 2019 3:28 AM

I’m the desperate housewife.

by Anonymousreply 3March 14, 2019 3:29 AM

I'm Susan Hayward's climatic speech in I Want To Live!”

by Anonymousreply 4March 14, 2019 3:39 AM

I'm the sobering suicide of a minor character.

by Anonymousreply 5March 14, 2019 3:40 AM

I'm Linda Blair. My boobs become more rubensesque as my character hardens.

by Anonymousreply 6March 14, 2019 3:44 AM

I’m the clit

by Anonymousreply 7March 14, 2019 3:52 AM

I'm the stylist just off camera, who makes sure the inmates always have perfect hair.

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by Anonymousreply 8March 14, 2019 3:56 AM

Im directed by Ida Lupino, Dorothy Arzner, or George Cukor (hehe)

by Anonymousreply 9March 14, 2019 4:00 AM

I'm a guard.

by Anonymousreply 10March 14, 2019 4:06 AM

I'm Claudia Jennings.

by Anonymousreply 11March 14, 2019 4:17 AM

I'm Mackenzie Phillips with remarkably beautiful teeth.

by Anonymousreply 12March 14, 2019 4:28 AM

I'm tough talk, rendered through attempts at prison slang!

Say, you tramps may look like cute tricks, but you're full o' nothing but applesauce, see, and I'm not going to be your pigeon any time soon, so get that through your thick blocks!

by Anonymousreply 13March 14, 2019 4:33 AM

I’m the firehose spraying a torrent of water onto a pair of buxom, scantily clad inmates fighting in a cell block. I’m held by a cackling, hardened female guard who delights in their agony.

by Anonymousreply 14March 14, 2019 4:44 AM

I'm the Philippines! A string of "women in chains" movies were filmed in my exotic jungles during the Marcos presidency.

by Anonymousreply 15March 14, 2019 5:27 AM

I'm the minor baddie who's lack of decisiveness or hesitance to choose between two sides gets me shanked!

by Anonymousreply 16March 14, 2019 5:55 AM

I'm lesbian warden who's only there for the T & A!!!

by Anonymousreply 17March 14, 2019 5:56 AM

I'm Caroline Munro.

by Anonymousreply 18March 14, 2019 5:57 AM

I'm the secret prostitution ring run by the corrupt matron.

by Anonymousreply 19March 14, 2019 5:59 AM
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