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When will these crappy sappy movies about sick teens end? ENOUGH!

I thought that Cole Sprouse was better than this.

by Anonymousreply 2803/16/2019

It'll be just a matter of time before there's a spoof movie about these teen sick-roms, by someone like the Wayan brothers.

"Vampires Suck" pretty much ended the teen vampire craze. Thankfully.

by Anonymousreply 103/13/2019

Genderqueer lesbian Amandla Stenberg (She/They, Her/Their) went on from one of these Sick Girl Fucks A White Boy Netflix movies to another film where she fucks a Nazi.

So the next YA trend could be romances with Boys From Totalitarian Regimes.

It will be great for minority visibility in Hollywood, too. John Cho can be cast as a disapproving North Korean dad/diplomat.

by Anonymousreply 203/13/2019

I'm surprised they haven't made movies of the books by the Queen of Sad YA, Lurlene McDaniel:

by Anonymousreply 303/13/2019

Is it true Cole presents hole?

by Anonymousreply 403/13/2019

More Lurlene:

by Anonymousreply 503/13/2019

Bring back the troubled teen girl faces consequences genre!

by Anonymousreply 603/13/2019

How about a teen lesbian who can't bring her female date to a dance at a hick high school until some wacky, but enlightened New Yorkers, who happen to be actors, invade her town and make everything right. The backwards hicks learn to accept everyone and the enlightened New Yorkers learn that they can turn the plot into a lesbian Evan Hansen. Let's make it into a musical!

by Anonymousreply 703/13/2019

This is all Ansel Elgort's fault.

by Anonymousreply 803/13/2019

R3 my favourite of this genre was A SUMMER TO DIE by the excellent Lois Lowry.

by Anonymousreply 903/13/2019

The Fault in Our Stars 2

by Anonymousreply 1003/13/2019

Cole really does seem like he never would have acted in this kind of schlock, in a million years.

Such a strange career transition from Riverdale to...... this.

Just a few years ago, he was sending dick pics. Now he's so "sanitized."

by Anonymousreply 1103/13/2019

The dick pics were brother Dylan.

Let's face it, what other options are out there for Cole? Not a great actor, on a stupid CW show, still playing teens at 26.

by Anonymousreply 1203/13/2019

Dylan sent the picture, not Cole.

Now you know why Cole is working in Hollywood, and Dylan isn't.

by Anonymousreply 1303/13/2019

why would you think Cole Sprouse was better than this? He thought Riverdale was high art. And have you seen him ACT as "dark" Jughead?

by Anonymousreply 1403/13/2019

Cole sent his twin Dylan a dick pic for Xmas a few years ago.

Um, okay.

by Anonymousreply 1503/13/2019

They’re twins so it’s like he’s sending it to himself in a META way

by Anonymousreply 1603/13/2019

"I thought that Cole Sprouse was better than this. "

You should try the Cole Slaw.

by Anonymousreply 1703/13/2019

Is Cole the dominant twin over Tyler?

Why doesn't Tyler work more often?

by Anonymousreply 1803/14/2019

Do you mean Dylan, R18?

by Anonymousreply 1903/14/2019

[quote]I thought that Cole Sprouse was better than this.

He’s on freaking Riverdale. The better-than train has left the station.

by Anonymousreply 2003/14/2019

Whoops! Yes, R19. Dylan Sprouse.... not Tyler Sprouse lol.

Although, Dylan... Tyler... aren't all boys named one of these things nowdays?

by Anonymousreply 2103/14/2019

No reviews on Rotten Tomatoes and it opens tomorrow. It must be a real turd.

by Anonymousreply 2203/14/2019

Haley Lu Richardson looks like the twin of the girl (I forget her name) who plays Daniel LaRusso's daughter in COBRA KAI. Also, dark dye is a strong differentiator but honestly totally washes out Cole's gold complexion.

That's all I got from the trailer.

by Anonymousreply 2303/14/2019

The Sprouse twins look like Beavis and Butthead facially.

by Anonymousreply 2403/15/2019

[quote] It must be a real turd

The trailer makes the movie look dull as dirt.

Btw, what's the name of this "genre" of teen romantic sickly movie?

It's not a Rom-Com. How about a SickTeenLove?

by Anonymousreply 2503/15/2019

I went to the movies recently and had to suffer through a trailer for Five Feet Apart, Teen Sprint, and The Sun Is Also a Star....this grief porn is nauseating. I wanted to watch grief porn, I'd stay at home and watch the news.

by Anonymousreply 2603/15/2019

I heard it's not doing to well at the box office. Theaters are about 1/8th full, so people are sitting FIVE FEET APART.

by Anonymousreply 2703/15/2019

lol r27

by Anonymousreply 2803/16/2019
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