When will these crappy sappy movies about sick teens end? ENOUGH!
I thought that Cole Sprouse was better than this.
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When will these crappy sappy movies about sick teens end? ENOUGH!
I thought that Cole Sprouse was better than this.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 21, 2020 3:18 AM |
It'll be just a matter of time before there's a spoof movie about these teen sick-roms, by someone like the Wayan brothers.
"Vampires Suck" pretty much ended the teen vampire craze. Thankfully.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 14, 2019 2:00 AM |
Genderqueer lesbian Amandla Stenberg (She/They, Her/Their) went on from one of these Sick Girl Fucks A White Boy Netflix movies to another film where she fucks a Nazi.
So the next YA trend could be romances with Boys From Totalitarian Regimes.
It will be great for minority visibility in Hollywood, too. John Cho can be cast as a disapproving North Korean dad/diplomat.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 14, 2019 2:09 AM |
I'm surprised they haven't made movies of the books by the Queen of Sad YA, Lurlene McDaniel:
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 14, 2019 2:25 AM |
Is it true Cole presents hole?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 14, 2019 2:26 AM |
Bring back the troubled teen girl faces consequences genre!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 14, 2019 2:29 AM |
How about a teen lesbian who can't bring her female date to a dance at a hick high school until some wacky, but enlightened New Yorkers, who happen to be actors, invade her town and make everything right. The backwards hicks learn to accept everyone and the enlightened New Yorkers learn that they can turn the plot into a lesbian Evan Hansen. Let's make it into a musical!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 14, 2019 2:38 AM |
This is all Ansel Elgort's fault.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 14, 2019 2:55 AM |
R3 my favourite of this genre was A SUMMER TO DIE by the excellent Lois Lowry.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 14, 2019 2:55 AM |
Cole really does seem like he never would have acted in this kind of schlock, in a million years.
Such a strange career transition from Riverdale to...... this.
Just a few years ago, he was sending dick pics. Now he's so "sanitized."
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 14, 2019 5:17 AM |
The dick pics were brother Dylan.
Let's face it, what other options are out there for Cole? Not a great actor, on a stupid CW show, still playing teens at 26.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 14, 2019 5:22 AM |
Dylan sent the picture, not Cole.
Now you know why Cole is working in Hollywood, and Dylan isn't.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 14, 2019 5:24 AM |
why would you think Cole Sprouse was better than this? He thought Riverdale was high art. And have you seen him ACT as "dark" Jughead?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 14, 2019 5:24 AM |
Cole sent his twin Dylan a dick pic for Xmas a few years ago.
Um, okay.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 14, 2019 5:26 AM |
They’re twins so it’s like he’s sending it to himself in a META way
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 14, 2019 5:30 AM |
"I thought that Cole Sprouse was better than this. "
You should try the Cole Slaw.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 14, 2019 5:50 AM |
Is Cole the dominant twin over Tyler?
Why doesn't Tyler work more often?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 14, 2019 1:53 PM |
Do you mean Dylan, R18?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 14, 2019 3:23 PM |
[quote]I thought that Cole Sprouse was better than this.
He’s on freaking Riverdale. The better-than train has left the station.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 14, 2019 3:28 PM |
Whoops! Yes, R19. Dylan Sprouse.... not Tyler Sprouse lol.
Although, Dylan... Tyler... aren't all boys named one of these things nowdays?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 14, 2019 4:55 PM |
No reviews on Rotten Tomatoes and it opens tomorrow. It must be a real turd.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 15, 2019 1:05 AM |
Haley Lu Richardson looks like the twin of the girl (I forget her name) who plays Daniel LaRusso's daughter in COBRA KAI. Also, dark dye is a strong differentiator but honestly totally washes out Cole's gold complexion.
That's all I got from the trailer.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 15, 2019 1:22 AM |
The Sprouse twins look like Beavis and Butthead facially.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 15, 2019 6:27 PM |
[quote] It must be a real turd
The trailer makes the movie look dull as dirt.
Btw, what's the name of this "genre" of teen romantic sickly movie?
It's not a Rom-Com. How about a SickTeenLove?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 15, 2019 11:34 PM |
I went to the movies recently and had to suffer through a trailer for Five Feet Apart, Teen Sprint, and The Sun Is Also a Star....this grief porn is nauseating. I wanted to watch grief porn, I'd stay at home and watch the news.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 15, 2019 11:43 PM |
I heard it's not doing to well at the box office. Theaters are about 1/8th full, so people are sitting FIVE FEET APART.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 16, 2019 2:45 AM |
lol r27
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