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Five Feet Apart

When will these crappy sappy movies about sick teens end? ENOUGH!

I thought that Cole Sprouse was better than this.

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by Anonymousreply 29February 21, 2020 3:18 AM

It'll be just a matter of time before there's a spoof movie about these teen sick-roms, by someone like the Wayan brothers.

"Vampires Suck" pretty much ended the teen vampire craze. Thankfully.

by Anonymousreply 1March 14, 2019 2:00 AM

Genderqueer lesbian Amandla Stenberg (She/They, Her/Their) went on from one of these Sick Girl Fucks A White Boy Netflix movies to another film where she fucks a Nazi.

So the next YA trend could be romances with Boys From Totalitarian Regimes.

It will be great for minority visibility in Hollywood, too. John Cho can be cast as a disapproving North Korean dad/diplomat.

by Anonymousreply 2March 14, 2019 2:09 AM

I'm surprised they haven't made movies of the books by the Queen of Sad YA, Lurlene McDaniel:

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by Anonymousreply 3March 14, 2019 2:25 AM

Is it true Cole presents hole?

by Anonymousreply 4March 14, 2019 2:26 AM

More Lurlene:

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by Anonymousreply 5March 14, 2019 2:29 AM

Bring back the troubled teen girl faces consequences genre!

by Anonymousreply 6March 14, 2019 2:29 AM

How about a teen lesbian who can't bring her female date to a dance at a hick high school until some wacky, but enlightened New Yorkers, who happen to be actors, invade her town and make everything right. The backwards hicks learn to accept everyone and the enlightened New Yorkers learn that they can turn the plot into a lesbian Evan Hansen. Let's make it into a musical!

by Anonymousreply 7March 14, 2019 2:38 AM

This is all Ansel Elgort's fault.

by Anonymousreply 8March 14, 2019 2:55 AM

R3 my favourite of this genre was A SUMMER TO DIE by the excellent Lois Lowry.

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by Anonymousreply 9March 14, 2019 2:55 AM

The Fault in Our Stars 2

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by Anonymousreply 10March 14, 2019 3:00 AM

Cole really does seem like he never would have acted in this kind of schlock, in a million years.

Such a strange career transition from Riverdale to...... this.

Just a few years ago, he was sending dick pics. Now he's so "sanitized."

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by Anonymousreply 11March 14, 2019 5:17 AM

The dick pics were brother Dylan.

Let's face it, what other options are out there for Cole? Not a great actor, on a stupid CW show, still playing teens at 26.

by Anonymousreply 12March 14, 2019 5:22 AM

Dylan sent the picture, not Cole.

Now you know why Cole is working in Hollywood, and Dylan isn't.

by Anonymousreply 13March 14, 2019 5:24 AM

why would you think Cole Sprouse was better than this? He thought Riverdale was high art. And have you seen him ACT as "dark" Jughead?

by Anonymousreply 14March 14, 2019 5:24 AM

Cole sent his twin Dylan a dick pic for Xmas a few years ago.

Um, okay.

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by Anonymousreply 15March 14, 2019 5:26 AM

They’re twins so it’s like he’s sending it to himself in a META way

by Anonymousreply 16March 14, 2019 5:30 AM

"I thought that Cole Sprouse was better than this. "

You should try the Cole Slaw.

by Anonymousreply 17March 14, 2019 5:50 AM

Is Cole the dominant twin over Tyler?

Why doesn't Tyler work more often?

by Anonymousreply 18March 14, 2019 1:53 PM

Do you mean Dylan, R18?

by Anonymousreply 19March 14, 2019 3:23 PM

[quote]I thought that Cole Sprouse was better than this.

He’s on freaking Riverdale. The better-than train has left the station.

by Anonymousreply 20March 14, 2019 3:28 PM

Whoops! Yes, R19. Dylan Sprouse.... not Tyler Sprouse lol.

Although, Dylan... Tyler... aren't all boys named one of these things nowdays?

by Anonymousreply 21March 14, 2019 4:55 PM

No reviews on Rotten Tomatoes and it opens tomorrow. It must be a real turd.

by Anonymousreply 22March 15, 2019 1:05 AM

Haley Lu Richardson looks like the twin of the girl (I forget her name) who plays Daniel LaRusso's daughter in COBRA KAI. Also, dark dye is a strong differentiator but honestly totally washes out Cole's gold complexion.

That's all I got from the trailer.

by Anonymousreply 23March 15, 2019 1:22 AM

The Sprouse twins look like Beavis and Butthead facially.

by Anonymousreply 24March 15, 2019 6:27 PM

[quote] It must be a real turd

The trailer makes the movie look dull as dirt.

Btw, what's the name of this "genre" of teen romantic sickly movie?

It's not a Rom-Com. How about a SickTeenLove?

by Anonymousreply 25March 15, 2019 11:34 PM

I went to the movies recently and had to suffer through a trailer for Five Feet Apart, Teen Sprint, and The Sun Is Also a Star....this grief porn is nauseating. I wanted to watch grief porn, I'd stay at home and watch the news.

by Anonymousreply 26March 15, 2019 11:43 PM

I heard it's not doing to well at the box office. Theaters are about 1/8th full, so people are sitting FIVE FEET APART.

by Anonymousreply 27March 16, 2019 2:45 AM

lol r27

by Anonymousreply 28March 16, 2019 8:08 PM

Sequel

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by Anonymousreply 29February 21, 2020 3:18 AM
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