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What should happen to Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin?

Charged in the cheating scandal.

by Anonymousreply 5303/14/2019

In the end they're unimportant in this mess. I don't say let them off but jail would be counter productive. Two months at a soup kitchen might be good.

by Anonymousreply 103/13/2019

Huffman's career is now over, which will be Huffman's real punishment.

Sadly, Loughlin's career was already over. However, it will be supremely gratifying to see her greedy and lazy bitch daughter thrown out of USC.

by Anonymousreply 203/13/2019

Actually Loughlin has, or had, a very steady career with the Hallmark Channel.

by Anonymousreply 303/13/2019

What the fuck has Felicity Huffman done to her face? That shit is criminal

by Anonymousreply 403/13/2019

R2 Felicity Huffman's roles weren't family-oriented, unlike Loughlin's.

by Anonymousreply 503/13/2019

Do you think they have talked to each other?

by Anonymousreply 603/13/2019

[quote]Charged in the cheating scandal.

Well, they should be put on trial to determine their innocence or guilt.

Isn't that the system we've all decided on using?

by Anonymousreply 703/13/2019

Governor Newsom must reverse his recent moratorium on capital punishment until these two are put to death by firing squad at the Hollywood Bowl.

by Anonymousreply 803/13/2019

Has Lori Loughlin been strip searched yet?

by Anonymousreply 903/13/2019

Who the fuck could ever be a fan of that utterly ridiculous show, Full House? Good gawd, it always was a piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 1003/13/2019

Felicity would probably cope better with prison life than Lori.

by Anonymousreply 1103/13/2019

I'm not even sure this is a crime. If people are willing to pay upwards of $6 million in bribes to get their kids into a school, then it means the school isn't charging what the market will bear, and maybe if they did, then they could offer some serious scholarships.

Also, there's all those parents that have made "donations," and nothing is happening to them.

by Anonymousreply 1203/13/2019

Huffman AND partner-in-crime William H. Macy will either never work again or won't work for a loooonnnnnng time.

Pity, as I rather liked the both of them as actors. Lori What'shername, not so much.

And here you all thought I was the Queen Bitch . . .

by Anonymousreply 1303/13/2019

R10 there must be some fans otherwise Fuller House wouldn't be a thing.

by Anonymousreply 1403/14/2019

Force her to condition her hair.

by Anonymousreply 1503/14/2019

^ Felicity

by Anonymousreply 1603/14/2019

The Olsen twins option sounds pretty scary. A fate worse than death even...

by Anonymousreply 1703/14/2019

[quote] If people are willing to pay upwards of $6 million in bribes to get their kids into a school, then it means the school isn't charging what the market will bear.

Thanks for the For-Profit industry message.

Too bad your industry pumps out the lowest level grads with more than 50% default rate on their loans. Oh and the for-profit part that MAGA thinks is great? Well that money is not coming from true american entrepreneurial expertise. 90% of the money they get is from government loans. AKA tax payers.

by Anonymousreply 1803/14/2019

Okay, what should happen? Well, first humiliation of Lori's daughters... they are supposedly "influencers", so corporations should drop them immediately, Next, they should have to attend classes, take exams, possibly flunk out if they can't make the grade. I really like the idea that every Friday afternoon between noon and 2pm that the children whose parents cheated to get them admitted have to walk around campus wearing a sandwich sign that says, "I'M HERE AS A STUDENT BECAUSE MY PARENTS PAID $____ TO GET ME ADMITTED. Each sign shows the amount the parent paid.

If there's a trial, Loughlin, her husband, Huffman and Macy and other parents should be called as witnesses and grilled over their actions and asked repeatedly why they think cheating is a good way to get your child into college and what they think of honesty in general. Over and over and over, these entitled super-rich baby-boomers should be publicly humiliated.

If there are fines instead of jail time for convictions, each person found guilty should be required to create a scholarship fund equal to what they spent to get their spawn into college. The scholarships go to low-income students who actually pass exams and do the work necessary for school. The guilty and their spawn MUST meet the deserving recipient.

As to their careers? Let the fraus and market and Hollywood honchos make that decision.

by Anonymousreply 1903/14/2019

R19 the scholarship fund is a great idea. They’re not going to see jail time and they’ve been publicly shamed - they’re not even going to be able to go to the grocery store because you know someone will yell at them. And their careers are dead.

by Anonymousreply 2003/14/2019

Prison, and prison rape for the pair. As long as I can watch!

by Anonymousreply 2103/14/2019

Paul Manafort gets a slap on the wrist for high treason. Donald Trump and his family of grifters has been getting away with economic crimes for decades. And these two z list celebrities are supposed to do hard time for wanti g to get their kids a high class education?

by Anonymousreply 2203/14/2019

I’m down with the scholarship fund. But don’t allow them to obfuscate it — it has to be called (for example), “The Lori Laughlin Scholarship for Academic Excellence” and she has to emerge from whatever bolt hole she runs for after the legal process is exhausted, get in front of the cameras with her best Hallmark hypocrite Vanna White product demonstrator fucking smile, and personally present it to a genuinely deserving recipient.

by Anonymousreply 2303/14/2019

R21 the fuck??

by Anonymousreply 2403/14/2019

R18, these bribes were not going to The University of Phoenix.

by Anonymousreply 2503/14/2019

whatever the jail sentence would have been should be the community service length and they should have to work with the poor. Maybe then they won't feel so entitled. jail solves nothing

by Anonymousreply 2603/14/2019

the may see jail time because of Trump's minions. This way they can say that rich white people don't get away with Everything. If they do get time I'll bet it's longer than Manafort's.

by Anonymousreply 2703/14/2019

They should both have to pay the tuition of needy college students until they go broke.

by Anonymousreply 2803/14/2019

If either one of them engaged in the tax fraud, jail may not be optional.

by Anonymousreply 2903/14/2019

What will prison do to their faces/hair? Don't you have to regularly maintain the shit that they've had done?

by Anonymousreply 3003/14/2019

Better question: can anyone give a non-racist reason why everyone involved should not get at least as much punishment as Kelley Williams-Bolar?

by Anonymousreply 3103/14/2019

A little off topic but has anybody noticed that Felicity looks totally different?

I didn't know who she was. Not bad, but it's like the Uma Thurman/Renee Zellweger complete head transplant.

by Anonymousreply 3203/14/2019

I liked Full House but I was a kid in the 90s and kids like dumb shit. It was so wholesome to a fault. It wasn't my fav show but I liked it.

by Anonymousreply 3303/14/2019

I think hard labor should be brought back as punishment for white collar crimes.

by Anonymousreply 3403/14/2019

[quote] Actually Loughlin has, or had, a very steady career with the Hallmark Channel.

Oh it's had, no way Lori passes our purity test now. She might as well be a homosexual as far as we're concerned.

by Anonymousreply 3503/14/2019

[quote] Paul Manafort gets a slap on the wrist for high treason. Donald Trump and his family of grifters has been getting away with economic crimes for decades. And these two z list celebrities are supposed to do hard time for wanti g to get their kids a high class education?

In a country with so many multiple jurisidictions at the federal, state, and city level, asking for an absolute standard of justice for all 350 million citizens is ridiculous. It's not even possible given the different jurisdictions.

You know this, but you're being childish.

by Anonymousreply 3603/14/2019

Huffman, hefty fine, probation and community servant picking up trash or some such. Her offense is less severe.

Loughlin, nail her to the wall! At least some time in jail, a scummy jail, the husband too. And the fines, loss of contracts, probation all of it. She needs to be controlled for a few years for this.

by Anonymousreply 3703/14/2019

I'm slightly less angry at Huffman as her daughters don't seem like vapid twats (she thought at least one of them was too smart for the scam) and would benefit from college. Lori's brats just wanted to take selfies

by Anonymousreply 3803/14/2019

They should both join the Trump administration. Right? You know, something dealing with ethics and the college recruitment/admissions processes.

by Anonymousreply 3903/14/2019

firing squad

by Anonymousreply 4003/14/2019

I'll gladly hire them. They know how the system works and who it works for.

by Anonymousreply 4103/14/2019

I think they should both go to prison, but more like a reality show type of prison, wherein they are filmed being put through multiple staged scenarios taken primarily from the Angels in Chains episode of Charlie's Angels.

by Anonymousreply 4203/14/2019

Big Brother is always looking for new losers to exploit,

by Anonymousreply 4303/14/2019

If Felicity and Lori are sent to prison will they be required to have their long hair cropped off?

by Anonymousreply 4403/14/2019

They both get what's coming to them for being such amateurs.

by Anonymousreply 4503/14/2019

Shouldn’t we really be talking about the universities who not only accepted the money, but let the kids in? Tsk tsk

by Anonymousreply 4603/14/2019

They should be tickled by the Blue Meanies and forced to listen to The Star Is Born Soundtrack.

by Anonymousreply 4703/14/2019

"You know this, but you're being childish."

And you're being an obtuse asshole. But you know that.

by Anonymousreply 4803/14/2019

They must join" The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills". They are felons and they could kick some ass.

by Anonymousreply 4903/14/2019

[Quote]What will prison do to their faces/hair? Don't you have to regularly maintain the shit that they've had done?

As they each went gray decades ago, and they will not have access to their bi-annual Botox injections, the will look like the average American woman.

by Anonymousreply 5003/14/2019

Ban Lori's kids from Social Media.

by Anonymousreply 5103/14/2019

Hanging is too good for them! Maybe drawing and quartering.

by Anonymousreply 5203/14/2019

They should make Loughlin's cunt daughters actually have to participate on the rowing team. Those bitches would know what real work is, and then they would die.

by Anonymousreply 5303/14/2019
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