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Charlotte Kirk: "WILL FUCK FOR ACTING ROLES"

Charlotte Kirk has dusted off her kinky boots, and is ready to take Hollywood by storm.

"I'm not simply a Geisha-girl, Concubine Fuck Doll property of the WB. I starred as Annie Oakley at the Kent Middle School Follies, and played an entire endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass."

"They say success is when preparation H meets opportunity. Well, here I am Hollywood! Your newest It girl - Charlotte Kirk!"

by Anonymousreply 203/13/2019

Never trust a British accent in the US.

by Anonymousreply 103/13/2019

Her timing was unfortunately off. If this was the era of Weinstein, she would have 3 new films in the works and be gracing the cover of Vanity Fair.

by Anonymousreply 203/13/2019
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