Charlotte Kirk has dusted off her kinky boots, and is ready to take Hollywood by storm.
"I'm not simply a Geisha-girl, Concubine Fuck Doll property of the WB. I starred as Annie Oakley at the Kent Middle School Follies, and played an entire endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass."
"They say success is when preparation H meets opportunity. Well, here I am Hollywood! Your newest It girl - Charlotte Kirk!"