In one of Janeane Garofalo's monologues, she mentions that she's an eyesore whenever she lands at LAX.
Well, I've never seen her at LAX, but there are a lot of eyesores there. Passengers and facilities. Of course, the stars have their own planes and never need to enter the terminals where the rabble pass through.
On the bright side today, there was no one in the PreCheck line when I got there.