Incredible graph shows that 44-year-old DiCaprio has still NEVER dated a woman over the age of 25

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desperate closet case

He’s fucking gross.

[quote] Incredible graph shows that 44-year-old DiCaprio has still NEVER dated a woman

This is the real story and should be the real thread title.

[quote]Incredible graph shows that 44-year-old DiCaprio has still NEVER dated a woman

True I read it that way at first lol

Anyone seriously buys tranny Bundchen as a straight woman? Just look at her face that's not a woman's face.

disgusting

The other day that shitty movie with Bruce Willis was on TV and the most recent beard of Leo was in it you could see that she's a lesbian she's just so obvious

Meh, better than some fake or pointless marriage and becoming a father when he doesn't really want children, all the while fucking around on the side.

R9 like Clooney and Pitt?

I have a gay friend like this. He’s 48 now and he only dates guys under 25. A recent one was 19 and living with his parents. When I first met my friend when he was 30 the age gap seemed reasonable, but he won’t consider moving on to guys over 30.

He’s gross. Closeted and yuck.

R11 is your friend hot or rich?

I'm in my 30s now and can't imagine dating someone that young. Fucking, sure. But dating? No way

He’s in real estate and does well and is very good looking. He does all sorts of things to stay young looking. Last time I saw him his face was raw from some $1200 ”vampire facial” treatment.

BREAKING: women seek relationship with older, wealthier men!!!!

The closet is a sad, dark and lonely place.

I never like DiCaprio, I always thought he came across as incredibly stupid and uninteresting. Of course, all the young bimbos he dates only care about 'who' he is and his wealth. No surprise there.

Fine with us... let them have him.

The fact that whoever made this has actual design skills just make my night.

A straight man who could have his pick would probably never do so -- date a woman over 30? I wonder what age women produce the most pheromones?

Women completely looks their looks after 40 sadly. And they are even less attractive now, with all the botox, fillers, plastic surgery, who the fuck would want to fuck that?

I'm 41 and dating someone in their early 20s would be like dating a retarded person. People that age who I interact with are just fucking STUPID.

I don't see why this should be a surprise, rich men don't need to settle for post-prime women.

I've never found him to be even remotely attractive.

Homosexual.