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Michael Sheen urges dads to talk to their daughters about periods

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by Anonymousreply 115October 27, 2020 7:44 PM

And then ask her to show you how she puts it in...

by Anonymousreply 1March 13, 2019 10:22 PM

You know - because it's more important to "break taboos" and overturn social convention than worry in the slightest how your young daughter might feel or whether she might be uncomfortable or embarrassed by discussing tampons with a man.

Hey buddy, it's about the girls, not your virtue signalling about being a modern man.

by Anonymousreply 2March 13, 2019 10:39 PM

Would he talk to Jill?

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by Anonymousreply 3March 13, 2019 10:40 PM

OMG SISSY'S PIZZA BREAD

by Anonymousreply 4March 13, 2019 10:47 PM

NOT ALL DAUGHTERS GET PERIODS, SHITBAG!!!

by Anonymousreply 5March 13, 2019 11:14 PM

This is gross.

by Anonymousreply 6March 13, 2019 11:59 PM

It would have been nicer if he looked less like a homeless person.

by Anonymousreply 7March 14, 2019 12:00 AM

That's considerate of him.

by Anonymousreply 8March 14, 2019 9:35 AM

[quote]You know - because it's more important to "break taboos" and overturn social convention than worry in the slightest how your young daughter might feel or whether she might be uncomfortable or embarrassed by discussing tampons with a man. Hey buddy, it's about the girls, not your virtue signalling about being a modern man.

Or maybe it's about a daughter feeling comfortable enough to ask her father to grab her some tampons or pads while he's out?

Most parents feed, clothe and put diapers on their kid this shouldn't be and isn't (depending on the family like mine) a big deal at all.

From the article:

[quote]'However, for dads of daughters with no female relatives around, it can be more than that – it’s often quite scary. We wanted to create something empowering to give dads a helping hand. It was a pleasure to work with Michael in doing so,' she added.

If a single dad is raising a daughter or two gay dads are eventually this has to come up because it happens every month.

If someone is embarrassed about it, it's because you're making them feel that way. It's biology. It happens.

by Anonymousreply 9March 14, 2019 10:02 AM

Jill! Love that little lady and her talk of periods. A true DL legend. Thanks R3

The lady at the library is my second favourite (‘well I never in my life!’)

by Anonymousreply 10March 14, 2019 10:11 AM

For a man, periods are theory.

For a woman, periods are reality.

Just as I don't go to a male gynecologist, I wouldn't go to a female proctologist if I were a man.

Sheen is an virtuous attention whore.

by Anonymousreply 11March 14, 2019 10:27 AM

he looks unwell, cant he clean up his appearance. he used to be ….. decent.

by Anonymousreply 12March 14, 2019 10:32 AM

What the hell happened to him? Damn he looks rough!

by Anonymousreply 13March 14, 2019 12:37 PM

and he don't care, bit odd.....he had many hot ladys in the old times, he must hve big ass dick

by Anonymousreply 14March 14, 2019 2:00 PM

Boy did he go downhill

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by Anonymousreply 15March 14, 2019 2:10 PM

R14 maybe i'm in the minority, but i never thought Sarah Silverman was hot.

by Anonymousreply 16March 14, 2019 2:18 PM

The clip was okay but I doubt that it will catch on.

by Anonymousreply 17March 14, 2019 2:22 PM

Hey Gloria, that smell. I can tell you're on the rag again.

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by Anonymousreply 18March 14, 2019 2:30 PM

And I urge his daughter to talk to him about grooming

by Anonymousreply 19March 14, 2019 2:34 PM

He's starting to look homeless- what happened?

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by Anonymousreply 20March 14, 2019 2:38 PM

You know things are bad when the mere idea of a dad talking to his own daughter about which hygiene products she uses (since he's the one buying them most likely) is called "virtue signalling."

That's all I ever hear on DL anymore. It's lame and boring. If all you can do is think about "virtue signalling" and "SJWs" no matter what the topic, then the problem is you, not them.

by Anonymousreply 21March 14, 2019 2:38 PM

I think he cut his own hair with a Flowbee.

by Anonymousreply 22March 14, 2019 2:39 PM

First comes the blood, then come the boys sniffing around asking what's that smell.

by Anonymousreply 23March 14, 2019 2:47 PM

What about trans girls?

by Anonymousreply 24March 14, 2019 3:06 PM

He's a kinky bastard.

by Anonymousreply 25June 2, 2020 11:01 PM

This is icky.

by Anonymousreply 26June 2, 2020 11:36 PM

Let me know when he's going to cover feminine hygiene.

by Anonymousreply 27June 2, 2020 11:42 PM

Gross. He looks like an incest molester.

by Anonymousreply 28June 2, 2020 11:56 PM

Considering that his daughter trades nude pictures of him with her mother (his ex-wife Kate Beckinsale) and they talk about his dick, it's clear they already have a special relationship.

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by Anonymousreply 29June 3, 2020 12:05 AM

The daughter is more concerned about her mother hitting on her boyfriends.

by Anonymousreply 30June 3, 2020 12:09 AM

Why does he look like a badger with rabies?

by Anonymousreply 31June 3, 2020 12:24 AM

Michael Sheen = GAY BOY

by Anonymousreply 32June 3, 2020 12:43 AM

He should be pitching a different product.

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by Anonymousreply 33June 3, 2020 1:28 AM

I miss my dad.

by Anonymousreply 34June 3, 2020 3:12 AM

If he was texting nude selfies to his son DL would call it hot.

by Anonymousreply 35June 3, 2020 3:15 AM

If he were texting nude photos of his son's mom to that son, DL would call it creepy.

by Anonymousreply 36June 3, 2020 3:27 AM

The daughter looks just like him.

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by Anonymousreply 37June 3, 2020 3:58 AM

So will he be covering the rest of the punctuation marks, or did each one get it’s own B list actor?

by Anonymousreply 38June 3, 2020 3:59 AM

It's a good idea in theory but I wonder how many Dads would be comfortable doing this? Possibly single dads. Whatever...………..

by Anonymousreply 39June 3, 2020 4:04 AM

R3 So creepy.

by Anonymousreply 40June 3, 2020 4:06 AM

Yikes!

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by Anonymousreply 41June 3, 2020 6:42 AM

What the fuck, who bumped this ridiculous thread?

by Anonymousreply 42June 3, 2020 7:52 AM

You did!

by Anonymousreply 43June 3, 2020 7:58 AM

Jill is just werkin' that Lacoste dress...

by Anonymousreply 44June 3, 2020 8:30 AM

Am I the only one who gets Michael Sheen, Michael Shannon, and Michael Fassbender confused?

by Anonymousreply 45June 3, 2020 6:12 PM

For a long time I thought Michael Shannon was Michael Sheen.

by Anonymousreply 46June 3, 2020 10:42 PM

He's a pervert like his brother Charlie.

by Anonymousreply 47June 3, 2020 10:44 PM

Someone on another thread said Sheen was into bondage,spanking, and DP. Also a serial cheater.

by Anonymousreply 48June 3, 2020 10:49 PM

R48 Hot, any more details?

by Anonymousreply 49June 3, 2020 11:01 PM

Kate Beckinsale should tell him to STFU.

by Anonymousreply 50June 3, 2020 11:04 PM

Rachel McAdams dumped him because he's a sex pig.

by Anonymousreply 51June 3, 2020 11:10 PM

Do you think it was the series Master of Sex that unleashed that interest in him? Might the stunning Nicholas D’Agosto be the person he explored the DP with?

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by Anonymousreply 52June 3, 2020 11:14 PM

I don't understand why he is doing this. He gets plenty of high profile work. Did he get arrested and is doing this as community service?

by Anonymousreply 53June 3, 2020 11:31 PM

He and Teddy Sears got heavily into double-vaginal and double-anal threesomes during Masters of Sex for "research."

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by Anonymousreply 54June 3, 2020 11:40 PM

After the blood comes the boys!

They can smell it on you, you know.

by Anonymousreply 55June 4, 2020 12:01 AM

This B list mostly television actor who is working in a couple of things right now that are totally different and has been on multiple hit shows finally found someone who can fulfill his fetishes. He loves to be dominated by his women which caused big problems in a marriage and also that he likes to be with more than one woman which caused him big problems in his most recent relationship. The fact that his new someone is also an actress makes it even more likely this will all come out. She is a bit of a talker. B list actor: Michael Sheen Marriage: Kate Beckinsale Recent relationship: Rachel McAdams Current relationship: Sarah Silverman

This foreign born A- list mostly television actor was in a huge franchise and now doing pretty well on a fairly hit pay cable show. Our actor has a significant other and cheats frequently. He is scared of people following him now so instead of finding women and bringing them back to his place he now has escorts meet him for lunch at a hotel used for press events and then takes them upstairs to a room he leases monthly. Actor: Michael Sheen Significant other: Sarah Silverman Franchise: "Twilight" Cable show: "Masters of Sex"

ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 04/05 **#5** This A list comic is also a B list actress. Yes, that was her shaking with tears after a fight with her foreign born actor boyfriend. The guy is an a-hole. A huge one. There were several people in the Starbucks inside the bookstore who wanted to throttle the guy for what he was saying to her. Sarah Silverman/Michael Sheen

ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/08 **#1** FASHION WEEK: This B- list mostly television actress from a fairly hit pay cable show was overheard talking about one of her co-stars who she used to date. She says the hardest acting she ever has to do is pretending she even likes the guy after he cheated on her multiple times during the brief time they dated and that even though he has a girlfriend now he says that he would love to get back together with the actress. Lizzy Caplan/Michael Sheen/Sarah Silverman "Masters of Sex"

by Anonymousreply 56June 4, 2020 3:35 AM

Hmmm, I wonder if one of his kinks is bedwetting?

by Anonymousreply 57June 4, 2020 3:43 AM

R56 Well the B-list actor should have won an Oscar for his portrayal of Tony Blair in The Queen along with Helen Mirren.

by Anonymousreply 58June 4, 2020 4:05 AM

He wasn’t married to Beckinsale, though. Just a long term relationship. Maybe common-law, or whatever it’s called in England.

by Anonymousreply 59June 4, 2020 4:50 AM

Just like an antiquated typing rule, girls need some extra space after their period.

by Anonymousreply 60June 4, 2020 4:53 AM

Michael's new gf is five years older than his daughter.

by Anonymousreply 61June 4, 2020 4:52 PM

His body is oddly shaped.

by Anonymousreply 62June 5, 2020 6:05 PM

So I guess teenage boys are supposed to talk with mommy about flogging their logs !?!

60 You made me laugh. Thanks,

by Anonymousreply 63June 5, 2020 6:10 PM

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by Anonymousreply 64June 5, 2020 6:30 PM

He's thicc! Has he tried homosex?

by Anonymousreply 65June 7, 2020 3:59 AM

Gay dads should have their lesbian friends explain these things to their daughters.

by Anonymousreply 66June 8, 2020 2:50 AM

[quote]Michael's new gf is five years older than his daughter.

Kate's new boyfriend is one year older than her daughter.

by Anonymousreply 67June 8, 2020 2:55 AM

This stinks almost as bad as Good Omens.

by Anonymousreply 68June 8, 2020 3:10 AM

He looks like a homeless guy that just found it in the trash.

by Anonymousreply 69June 8, 2020 3:11 AM

Call security! There's a homeless man in aisle three sniffing the tampons!

by Anonymousreply 70June 8, 2020 3:16 AM

I wish when I started my period, I had a B+ British actor to confide in.

by Anonymousreply 71June 8, 2020 3:21 AM

I'd like to confide in Colin Firth.

by Anonymousreply 72June 8, 2020 7:19 PM

Michael's daughter is 21. She doesn't need period advice from her creepy dad.

by Anonymousreply 73June 9, 2020 3:32 AM

Sheen fucked Helen Mirren in the arse!

by Anonymousreply 74June 10, 2020 5:00 AM

[quote] Would he talk to Jill?

I'm having my period right now!

Michael, since you're so curious about periods, let's go into the bathroom and I'll show you my used sanitary napkin !

by Anonymousreply 75June 10, 2020 5:10 AM

Michael and his daughter wife.

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by Anonymousreply 76June 10, 2020 5:27 AM

I never really cared for Michael Sheen. Until I found out he dumped Sarah Silverman. Kinda of like him now. I'll buy one of his tampons he's selling.

by Anonymousreply 77June 10, 2020 5:35 AM

fukin nasty, no one wants to hear bout that shit cept freaks who dig eating out a girl on the rag

GROSSS HELLA

by Anonymousreply 78June 10, 2020 10:35 AM

Why they hire him? he looks like fuk…..wanna see brad pitt shillin that crap

by Anonymousreply 79June 10, 2020 10:36 AM

After vowing he didn't want another kid he knocked up the girl he had been seeing for four months.

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by Anonymousreply 80June 10, 2020 4:48 PM

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by Anonymousreply 81June 12, 2020 5:34 AM

This reminds me of the old National Lampoon PSA "Robert Blake: Straight Talk About Toxic Shock Syndrome."

There was a picture of Blake with a cigarette in his mouth, saying, "Ladies! You know what you get when you shove a tampon up your framazama? DEAD, that's what!"

by Anonymousreply 82June 12, 2020 6:15 AM

R72 cer adra’r cont o said hwyll! You very well know I’m the only one Colin is allowed to physically educate. Twp slebog...

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by Anonymousreply 83June 12, 2020 11:51 AM

According to Twitter gossip new wifie was a hook-up who "accidentally" got pregnant. Michael was not pleased.

by Anonymousreply 84June 13, 2020 10:57 PM

Only to their daughters? What's he saying, that only girls get their periods? What a disgusting transphobic bigot!!

by Anonymousreply 85June 13, 2020 10:59 PM

If Michael was not pleased about getting a hookup pregnant then I guess it's not his fault. Too bad there aren't contraptions or procedures out there for men who don't want to impregnate a woman.

by Anonymousreply 86June 13, 2020 11:01 PM

R86 Michael’s dad hasn’t had that talk with him yet.

by Anonymousreply 87June 14, 2020 1:00 AM

You mean his mom R87

by Anonymousreply 88June 14, 2020 1:48 AM

I hope somebody else talked to his daughter about birth control.

by Anonymousreply 89June 14, 2020 3:15 AM

Why don't people who have an oops pregnancy just abort?

by Anonymousreply 90June 15, 2020 1:40 AM

[quote]According to Twitter gossip new wifie was a hook-up who "accidentally" got pregnant. Michael was not pleased

She's making it work for her. She got a baby and she was in Sheen's and David Tennant's lockdown series STAGED where Tennant, Sheen and their partners play exaggerated versions of themselves. Sheen's baby mama Anna is portrayed as being very learned.

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by Anonymousreply 91June 15, 2020 1:53 AM

MegaCreepy............

Did Donald have a show&tell with Ivanka?

by Anonymousreply 92June 15, 2020 1:54 AM

He should have fucked men. Then he wouldn't be in this mess.

by Anonymousreply 93June 15, 2020 1:58 AM

Larry David approves of this message!

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by Anonymousreply 94June 15, 2020 2:00 AM

I predict Sheen will bail before the kid is a year old.

by Anonymousreply 95June 15, 2020 9:57 PM

Kate has no room to talk.

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by Anonymousreply 96June 16, 2020 6:27 PM

I kept waiting for my father to ask me, and he never said anything!

by Anonymousreply 97June 16, 2020 6:56 PM

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by Anonymousreply 98June 19, 2020 5:09 PM

Sheen will leave the baby mama for someone even younger. He's a notorious cheater.

by Anonymousreply 99June 20, 2020 10:17 PM

“I think you misunderstood the brief, there; I need a story about Vince that actually happened.”

“Ahhhh, ok, yeah. How about when Vince disappeared in 1989, and then 20 years later I shrunk myself *REALLY TINY* and went inside a computer that was full of all these other *TINY LITTLE PEOPLE*, and Michael Sheen was there and he was *RUBBISH*!”

“(beat) That’s ‘Tron: Legacy’.”

“....that was a film?”

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by Anonymousreply 100June 22, 2020 7:41 PM

Sex pig!

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by Anonymousreply 101June 23, 2020 8:39 PM

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by Anonymousreply 102June 29, 2020 10:31 PM

Someone hire this man! He's sitting around thinking about tampons and chatting with shop owners.

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by Anonymousreply 103July 14, 2020 7:07 PM

Sheen is utterly clueless about young girls. It's another way to suggest there is nothing different about girls. Disrespecting boundaries, even when done with the best intentions, can be a slippery slope.

You know people with "paraphilia" disorders often have co-occurring psychological disorders. Just saying.

by Anonymousreply 104July 14, 2020 7:41 PM

i didn't want to talk to my mom about that shit, much less some man.

whatever happened to parents going "if you need me to pick up anything special at the store *nervous throat clearing*...."?

mostly, i bought my own shit. because i had to run out early mornings to buy my mom's shit before i even knew what that was nor could count change properly.

by Anonymousreply 105July 14, 2020 10:09 PM

Right R105. My 13 year old doesn't want to talk to me about it (her mother), I hand that shit over like it's a street corner drug deal. She just nods and hides it in her drawer.

Fucking creepy narcissistic freak.

by Anonymousreply 106July 14, 2020 10:32 PM

My daddy always made sure my tampon was properly inserted.

by Anonymousreply 107July 14, 2020 10:49 PM

bump

by Anonymousreply 108July 16, 2020 5:29 AM

Do Michael and the gold digger, Kate and her boytoy, and the daughter ever get together for a family orgy?

by Anonymousreply 109August 1, 2020 12:57 AM

His daughter hates him since he took up with that gold digger.

by Anonymousreply 110August 5, 2020 10:59 PM

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by Anonymousreply 111August 10, 2020 8:21 PM

Of course, it's totally fine for a man to talk to young girls about tampons.

I do it all the time!

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by Anonymousreply 112August 10, 2020 9:09 PM

Michael started his career as rough trade.

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by Anonymousreply 113August 23, 2020 7:18 AM

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by Anonymousreply 114August 28, 2020 4:10 PM

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by Anonymousreply 115October 27, 2020 7:44 PM
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