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What will Meghan and Harry name their baby?

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by Anonymousreply 11303/15/2019

Miss Scarlett done told me if it was a girl she's going to name it Eugenie Victoria.

by Anonymousreply 103/11/2019

Alexendra Patrick Thunderglow Diaspora Genderfluid

by Anonymousreply 203/11/2019

It's interesting so far most people are betting it's a girl. I have the weird feeling it will be a boy.

by Anonymousreply 303/11/2019

They will almost certainly give it a typical royal name. Meghan wants so much to fit in.

It would be a huge mistake to name it Diana, but they may name her that anyway. If it's a girl they should name her "Frances," which was Diana's middle name and her mother's first name--it would still be a tribute to Harry's mother, but she wouldn't always be compared to THE Diana.

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Fanny Labia David 737 Ethiopia Permasoft

by Anonymousreply 603/11/2019

R3, according to Megz and Hal, it's all the same thing.

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by Anonymousreply 803/11/2019

Diana is a good name for one of the boy's grandchildren, not this generation.

by Anonymousreply 903/11/2019

Edward Albert Christian George Andrew Patrick David

by Anonymousreply 1003/11/2019

Lil' Pecan Tan.

by Anonymousreply 1103/11/2019

Terry or Robin...neither male or female, gender fluid

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Sex Caught Bird Gotcha!

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Merry Vulva

by Anonymousreply 1603/11/2019

Spot on, R4. She'll want as royal a name as possible for this baby.

I agree with you that "Frances" would be a lovely, pitch-perfect tribute: clearly a reference to Diana, but not psychologically burdensome for her grandchild. But I don't think it would be grand enough for Meghan's tastes. I predict the baby will be named after a fairly recent royal, perhaps someone dear to the Queen or Prince Philip for maximum brown-nosing.

Does anyone think she might go with Margaret? On the surface, it would look like a tribute to the Queen's sister, but underneath, it would really be Meghan's tribute to herself. Meghan/Megan is a Welsh pet form of Margaret, so it would be her way of inserting her own name into the royal history books.

by Anonymousreply 1703/11/2019

Alfred and call him Freddie

Though people might think they chose the nickname b/c they loved Bohemian Rhapsody.

by Anonymousreply 1803/11/2019

Jermajesty Jr.

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Majic Markle

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by Anonymousreply 2203/12/2019

R14 you missed a beat by not saying MARY!

by Anonymousreply 2303/12/2019

Baby's name will be Harriette Diana Cecilie Mary Adelaide Windsor-Mountbatten

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Blue-Ivy Frances Adderall Gaga Bohemia Windsortits

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Princess Clitty Permacum Bipolar Eustasia

by Anonymousreply 2603/12/2019

Alexander or Alexandria to honor the Clooneys

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by Anonymousreply 2803/12/2019

[quote] Princess Clitty Permacum Bipolar Eustasia

“Clit” for short?

by Anonymousreply 2903/12/2019

Chardonnay Chantal Nikita LaTisha Windsor

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by Anonymousreply 3103/12/2019

I think grace.Because amazing grace is an american anthem she thinks she's grace kelly,and it's not an english royal family name!

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by Anonymousreply 3303/12/2019

I think R30 submitted a likely combinations of names. Given Meghan's family background, how about:

Brandy Kayla Chantal Trixie Elizabeth

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Nevaeh Grace

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by Anonymousreply 3603/12/2019

If I were having a royal baby, I'd look to the Hanovers to get some decent girl names- Sophia, Amelia, Caroline. I don't think they'll name any girls Elizabeth while the current queen is still alive. Mary is too dated. Not dated in a cute trendy way, just in a "Everyone over 65 is named Mary" kind of way.

If it's a boy, Philip, because he's about to kick the bucket and it'll be a nice homage.

by Anonymousreply 3703/12/2019

[quote] If it's a boy, Philip, because he's about to kick the bucket

I wouldn't be so sure. He overturned his car and walked away uninjured at the age of 97. I'm starting to think he's indestructable. Clearly, casual racism does a body good.

by Anonymousreply 3803/12/2019

Shawanda if a girl

Ladanojuan if a boy

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by Anonymousreply 4003/12/2019

Mary never really goes out of fashion. Same with John. They are too classic--and they are too important as names for Christians.

by Anonymousreply 4103/12/2019

Thomas or Samantha obviously

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Is Meeltikit too obvious?

by Anonymousreply 4403/12/2019

Baby CandleintheWind

by Anonymousreply 4503/12/2019

I think she and Harry are tacky enough to name a girl Diana. Diana Dodi Doria Mountbatten-Windsor.

For a boy Charles or Phillip. If they really wanted to irk the Cambridges, William.

by Anonymousreply 4603/12/2019

One of Charlotte's middle names is Diana and the other is Elizabeth. William and Kate are the brownest of the brown-nosers.

by Anonymousreply 4703/12/2019

its a girl. all the flowers for her baby shower were pink.

by Anonymousreply 4803/12/2019

That should be they have the brownest of brown-noses.

by Anonymousreply 4903/12/2019

Betcha if it's a girl, and they do the three names, one of the baby's names will be Doria, after Meghan's Mum. I think that's a pretty name.

by Anonymousreply 5003/12/2019

I vote for Georgia

by Anonymousreply 5103/12/2019

This past 1.5 years of Sparkle's life has proven she ain't no fool: the children's first names will be "Princess" and "Prince," respectively.

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DL would implode if they gave the baby a Disney princess name. It would be hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 5703/12/2019

"George" or "Amal",

by Anonymousreply 5803/12/2019

I'd bet money Doria is one of the names if it's a girl. Probably not the first name, but one of the middle names.

Lady Victoria Diana Doria Mountbatten-Windsor.

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Dick Sweeney.

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by Anonymousreply 6203/12/2019

Pat would be a great name since they are raising their baby as gender neutral.

by Anonymousreply 6303/12/2019

Dioria. (Pronounced diarrhea)

The combination of Diana and Doria.


by Anonymousreply 6403/12/2019

Amelia Bedelia

by Anonymousreply 6503/12/2019

Might as well go the whole hog and alienate the British public as much as possible.

Martha Washington Windsor-Mountbatten.

by Anonymousreply 6603/12/2019

Flognarde, if female.

Chad, if Male.

Almo, if Tranx.

by Anonymousreply 6703/12/2019

Frances is a good idea, but I still vote for Victoria Henrietta.

by Anonymousreply 6803/12/2019

Boy: Philip Charles Thomas

Girl: Elizabeth Diana Doria

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Holly Wood Windsor

by Anonymousreply 7003/12/2019

Abcde- gender neutral, unique, and progressive!

by Anonymousreply 7103/12/2019

Juicy Winston Erik Cadbury if a boy.

Tammy Lynn Flavah Anne Schweppes if a girl.

by Anonymousreply 7203/12/2019

MARY Felicity Amal Frogmore Sativa Windsor-Mountbatten

by Anonymousreply 7303/13/2019

Alexandra., the name of Tiggy Legge-Bourke, Harry's Nanny. To be known as Tig.

by Anonymousreply 7403/13/2019

What is Charlotte's full name? Beatrice? Eugenie? I actually like Eugenie's name.

by Anonymousreply 7503/13/2019

Beatrice Elizabeth Mary

Eugenie Victoria Helena

Charlotte Elizabeth Diana

Please remember how fond Harry is of his grandfather. He adores Philip. So if it's a boy that name will feature.

Personally I think Maceo is a cool name.

by Anonymousreply 7603/13/2019

Harry might choose one of his own middle names- Charles or Albert

Or Henry and call him Henry

by Anonymousreply 7703/13/2019

If it's a boy, Philip, Charles and David (Patron saint of Wales) will be part of he name. He could be Henry II. Or Harold. Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 7803/13/2019

If it’s a boy, instead of Thunderpussy - could they go with Thunderdome?

by Anonymousreply 7903/13/2019

It could well be Arthur, which is Charles's favorite male name. It's a middle name for both William and George.

by Anonymousreply 8003/13/2019

If it's a girl, both Diana and Doria are likely middle names--both Harry and Meghan are obsessed with their mothers.

"Doria" could be a first name (since there is zero chance their child would inherit the throne). There is almost zero chance the child will be given "Diana" as a first name--it would mean too much media attention for the child.

by Anonymousreply 8103/13/2019

Pippa just named her kid Arthur so I'm guessing that name is off the table now.

by Anonymousreply 8203/13/2019

Pippa is no relation to Meghan, and neither she nor her baby is royal.

by Anonymousreply 8303/13/2019

Yes, but no way would they name their kid the same name as Pippa. They don't have to be related.

They won't want to be seen as 'copying'

by Anonymousreply 8403/13/2019

Cletus or Jésus if it's a boy. Gertrude if it's a girl.

Sorry R41. Mary is out of style, just like Elizabeth, Lois, Sharon and Deborah.

by Anonymousreply 8503/13/2019

Violet, Lily, Primrose, Hyacinth, Iris, Daisy, Marigold, Petunia, or Slagathor

by Anonymousreply 8603/13/2019

"What will Meghan and Harry name their baby?"

I'll let them know -

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by Anonymousreply 8803/13/2019

The kid will not be named Doria.

by Anonymousreply 8903/13/2019

The queen has no say when it's this far removed from the throne.

She had no say when her only daughter told her she was going to name her daughter "Zara." She had no say because that child was only sixth in line to the throne at the time... and this child will be born only [italic]seventh[/italic] in line.

by Anonymousreply 9003/13/2019

Maybe it helped that Charles chose the name Zara. It is a weird one.

by Anonymousreply 9103/13/2019

I dare them to name her Tallulah.

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Inigo or Indigo


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Jessica after her bff

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Moon Unit.

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Vivian VANCE

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by Anonymousreply 10903/15/2019

Royal names of no one alive or one which hasn't been used recently:






Matilda (honor for Australia)













Thomas (Meghan's estranged father and wacko half brother)

I think it's a girl.

by Anonymousreply 11003/15/2019

Haghan (for a boy or girl)

by Anonymousreply 11103/15/2019

Taxdodge McRoyalFace

by Anonymousreply 11203/15/2019

Lady Violet Diana Mary Dorothea (Doria is not regal enough).

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