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What will Meghan and Harry name their baby?

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by Anonymousreply 113Last Friday at 9:08 AM

Miss Scarlett done told me if it was a girl she's going to name it Eugenie Victoria.

by Anonymousreply 103/11/2019

Alexendra Patrick Thunderglow Diaspora Genderfluid

by Anonymousreply 203/11/2019

It's interesting so far most people are betting it's a girl. I have the weird feeling it will be a boy.

by Anonymousreply 303/11/2019

They will almost certainly give it a typical royal name. Meghan wants so much to fit in.

It would be a huge mistake to name it Diana, but they may name her that anyway. If it's a girl they should name her "Frances," which was Diana's middle name and her mother's first name--it would still be a tribute to Harry's mother, but she wouldn't always be compared to THE Diana.

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Fanny Labia David 737 Ethiopia Permasoft

by Anonymousreply 603/11/2019

R3, according to Megz and Hal, it's all the same thing.

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by Anonymousreply 803/11/2019

Diana is a good name for one of the boy's grandchildren, not this generation.

by Anonymousreply 903/11/2019

Edward Albert Christian George Andrew Patrick David

by Anonymousreply 1003/11/2019

Lil' Pecan Tan.

by Anonymousreply 1103/11/2019

Terry or Robin...neither male or female, gender fluid

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Sex Caught Bird Gotcha!

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Merry Vulva

by Anonymousreply 1603/11/2019

Spot on, R4. She'll want as royal a name as possible for this baby.

I agree with you that "Frances" would be a lovely, pitch-perfect tribute: clearly a reference to Diana, but not psychologically burdensome for her grandchild. But I don't think it would be grand enough for Meghan's tastes. I predict the baby will be named after a fairly recent royal, perhaps someone dear to the Queen or Prince Philip for maximum brown-nosing.

Does anyone think she might go with Margaret? On the surface, it would look like a tribute to the Queen's sister, but underneath, it would really be Meghan's tribute to herself. Meghan/Megan is a Welsh pet form of Margaret, so it would be her way of inserting her own name into the royal history books.

by Anonymousreply 1703/11/2019

Alfred and call him Freddie

Though people might think they chose the nickname b/c they loved Bohemian Rhapsody.

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Jermajesty Jr.

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Majic Markle

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by Anonymousreply 22Last Tuesday at 12:49 AM

R14 you missed a beat by not saying MARY!

by Anonymousreply 23Last Tuesday at 12:55 AM

Baby's name will be Harriette Diana Cecilie Mary Adelaide Windsor-Mountbatten

by Anonymousreply 24Last Tuesday at 2:32 AM

Blue-Ivy Frances Adderall Gaga Bohemia Windsortits

by Anonymousreply 25Last Tuesday at 4:34 AM

Princess Clitty Permacum Bipolar Eustasia

by Anonymousreply 26Last Tuesday at 4:52 AM

Alexander or Alexandria to honor the Clooneys

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by Anonymousreply 28Last Tuesday at 6:11 AM

[quote] Princess Clitty Permacum Bipolar Eustasia

“Clit” for short?

by Anonymousreply 29Last Tuesday at 6:13 AM

Chardonnay Chantal Nikita LaTisha Windsor

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by Anonymousreply 31Last Tuesday at 7:17 AM

I think grace.Because amazing grace is an american anthem she thinks she's grace kelly,and it's not an english royal family name!

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by Anonymousreply 33Last Tuesday at 7:52 AM

I think R30 submitted a likely combinations of names. Given Meghan's family background, how about:

Brandy Kayla Chantal Trixie Elizabeth

by Anonymousreply 34Last Tuesday at 8:07 AM

Nevaeh Grace

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by Anonymousreply 36Last Tuesday at 5:18 PM

If I were having a royal baby, I'd look to the Hanovers to get some decent girl names- Sophia, Amelia, Caroline. I don't think they'll name any girls Elizabeth while the current queen is still alive. Mary is too dated. Not dated in a cute trendy way, just in a "Everyone over 65 is named Mary" kind of way.

If it's a boy, Philip, because he's about to kick the bucket and it'll be a nice homage.

by Anonymousreply 37Last Tuesday at 5:47 PM

[quote] If it's a boy, Philip, because he's about to kick the bucket

I wouldn't be so sure. He overturned his car and walked away uninjured at the age of 97. I'm starting to think he's indestructable. Clearly, casual racism does a body good.

by Anonymousreply 38Last Tuesday at 6:36 PM

Shawanda if a girl

Ladanojuan if a boy

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by Anonymousreply 40Last Tuesday at 7:25 PM

Mary never really goes out of fashion. Same with John. They are too classic--and they are too important as names for Christians.

by Anonymousreply 41Last Tuesday at 7:25 PM

Thomas or Samantha obviously

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by Anonymousreply 43Last Tuesday at 7:29 PM

Is Meeltikit too obvious?

by Anonymousreply 44Last Tuesday at 7:31 PM

Baby CandleintheWind

by Anonymousreply 45Last Tuesday at 7:33 PM

I think she and Harry are tacky enough to name a girl Diana. Diana Dodi Doria Mountbatten-Windsor.

For a boy Charles or Phillip. If they really wanted to irk the Cambridges, William.

by Anonymousreply 46Last Tuesday at 7:33 PM

One of Charlotte's middle names is Diana and the other is Elizabeth. William and Kate are the brownest of the brown-nosers.

by Anonymousreply 47Last Tuesday at 7:39 PM

its a girl. all the flowers for her baby shower were pink.

by Anonymousreply 48Last Tuesday at 7:40 PM

That should be they have the brownest of brown-noses.

by Anonymousreply 49Last Tuesday at 7:40 PM

Betcha if it's a girl, and they do the three names, one of the baby's names will be Doria, after Meghan's Mum. I think that's a pretty name.

by Anonymousreply 50Last Tuesday at 7:42 PM

I vote for Georgia

by Anonymousreply 51Last Tuesday at 7:42 PM

This past 1.5 years of Sparkle's life has proven she ain't no fool: the children's first names will be "Princess" and "Prince," respectively.

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by Anonymousreply 56Last Tuesday at 7:58 PM

DL would implode if they gave the baby a Disney princess name. It would be hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 57Last Tuesday at 8:00 PM

"George" or "Amal",

by Anonymousreply 58Last Tuesday at 8:02 PM

I'd bet money Doria is one of the names if it's a girl. Probably not the first name, but one of the middle names.

Lady Victoria Diana Doria Mountbatten-Windsor.

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by Anonymousreply 60Last Tuesday at 8:10 PM

Dick Sweeney.

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by Anonymousreply 62Last Tuesday at 8:16 PM

Pat would be a great name since they are raising their baby as gender neutral.

by Anonymousreply 63Last Tuesday at 8:18 PM

Dioria. (Pronounced diarrhea)

The combination of Diana and Doria.


by Anonymousreply 64Last Tuesday at 9:15 PM

Amelia Bedelia

by Anonymousreply 65Last Tuesday at 9:17 PM

Might as well go the whole hog and alienate the British public as much as possible.

Martha Washington Windsor-Mountbatten.

by Anonymousreply 66Last Tuesday at 9:28 PM

Flognarde, if female.

Chad, if Male.

Almo, if Tranx.

by Anonymousreply 67Last Tuesday at 9:38 PM

Frances is a good idea, but I still vote for Victoria Henrietta.

by Anonymousreply 68Last Tuesday at 10:00 PM

Boy: Philip Charles Thomas

Girl: Elizabeth Diana Doria

by Anonymousreply 69Last Tuesday at 10:10 PM

Holly Wood Windsor

by Anonymousreply 70Last Tuesday at 10:12 PM

Abcde- gender neutral, unique, and progressive!

by Anonymousreply 71Last Tuesday at 10:14 PM

Juicy Winston Erik Cadbury if a boy.

Tammy Lynn Flavah Anne Schweppes if a girl.

by Anonymousreply 72Last Tuesday at 10:17 PM

MARY Felicity Amal Frogmore Sativa Windsor-Mountbatten

by Anonymousreply 73Last Wednesday at 12:27 AM

Alexandra., the name of Tiggy Legge-Bourke, Harry's Nanny. To be known as Tig.

by Anonymousreply 74Last Wednesday at 3:11 AM

What is Charlotte's full name? Beatrice? Eugenie? I actually like Eugenie's name.

by Anonymousreply 75Last Wednesday at 6:11 AM

Beatrice Elizabeth Mary

Eugenie Victoria Helena

Charlotte Elizabeth Diana

Please remember how fond Harry is of his grandfather. He adores Philip. So if it's a boy that name will feature.

Personally I think Maceo is a cool name.

by Anonymousreply 76Last Wednesday at 6:16 AM

Harry might choose one of his own middle names- Charles or Albert

Or Henry and call him Henry

by Anonymousreply 77Last Wednesday at 6:41 AM

If it's a boy, Philip, Charles and David (Patron saint of Wales) will be part of he name. He could be Henry II. Or Harold. Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 78Last Wednesday at 6:35 PM

If it’s a boy, instead of Thunderpussy - could they go with Thunderdome?

by Anonymousreply 79Last Wednesday at 7:26 PM

It could well be Arthur, which is Charles's favorite male name. It's a middle name for both William and George.

by Anonymousreply 80Last Wednesday at 7:30 PM

If it's a girl, both Diana and Doria are likely middle names--both Harry and Meghan are obsessed with their mothers.

"Doria" could be a first name (since there is zero chance their child would inherit the throne). There is almost zero chance the child will be given "Diana" as a first name--it would mean too much media attention for the child.

by Anonymousreply 81Last Wednesday at 7:34 PM

Pippa just named her kid Arthur so I'm guessing that name is off the table now.

by Anonymousreply 82Last Wednesday at 7:34 PM

Pippa is no relation to Meghan, and neither she nor her baby is royal.

by Anonymousreply 83Last Wednesday at 7:36 PM

Yes, but no way would they name their kid the same name as Pippa. They don't have to be related.

They won't want to be seen as 'copying'

by Anonymousreply 84Last Wednesday at 7:39 PM

Cletus or Jésus if it's a boy. Gertrude if it's a girl.

Sorry R41. Mary is out of style, just like Elizabeth, Lois, Sharon and Deborah.

by Anonymousreply 85Last Wednesday at 7:54 PM

Violet, Lily, Primrose, Hyacinth, Iris, Daisy, Marigold, Petunia, or Slagathor

by Anonymousreply 86Last Wednesday at 8:00 PM

"What will Meghan and Harry name their baby?"

I'll let them know -

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by Anonymousreply 88Last Wednesday at 8:13 PM

The kid will not be named Doria.

by Anonymousreply 89Last Wednesday at 8:16 PM

The queen has no say when it's this far removed from the throne.

She had no say when her only daughter told her she was going to name her daughter "Zara." She had no say because that child was only sixth in line to the throne at the time... and this child will be born only [italic]seventh[/italic] in line.

by Anonymousreply 90Last Wednesday at 8:39 PM

Maybe it helped that Charles chose the name Zara. It is a weird one.

by Anonymousreply 91Last Wednesday at 8:59 PM

I dare them to name her Tallulah.

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Inigo or Indigo


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by Anonymousreply 97Last Wednesday at 9:25 PM

Jessica after her bff

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by Anonymousreply 99Last Thursday at 3:47 AM

Moon Unit.

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by Anonymousreply 103Last Thursday at 5:28 AM

Vivian VANCE

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by Anonymousreply 109Last Friday at 8:31 AM

Royal names of no one alive or one which hasn't been used recently:






Matilda (honor for Australia)













Thomas (Meghan's estranged father and wacko half brother)

I think it's a girl.

by Anonymousreply 110Last Friday at 8:51 AM

Haghan (for a boy or girl)

by Anonymousreply 111Last Friday at 8:54 AM

Taxdodge McRoyalFace

by Anonymousreply 112Last Friday at 8:58 AM

Lady Violet Diana Mary Dorothea (Doria is not regal enough).

by Anonymousreply 113Last Friday at 9:08 AM
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