Is this worth a blow-job from a married guy?

Of course

I'm too lazy to find the gif - but: Sure, Jan.

It's fun to make up stupid stuff, huh?

R3 I'm not creative enough to make this shit up.

-9.99/100

There are blue collar members of a yacht club?

In this fantasy OP, does the blue collar guy blow you or he allows you to blow him?

Either one will do, R7.

Will his wife be watching?

"....where the women adore us..." OP must try harder.

Give him a blow job and your equal status in the club will be reduced. Accept the Treasurer position based on a genuine desire to contribute to a club that you and your partner enjoy. Get your sex elsewhere...

I say OP should get his sex from the non-existent hot gay wolf guy, instead of wasting his time on the non-existent married guy.

Ask him for a massage first.

That was my question too, r6. OP, what say you?

[quote]I'm not creative enough to make this shit up.

It's true, you're not creative, that's why your story sounds like the B plot from a bad "Dynasty" rip-off.

Guys, if you read substitute "bait camp" for yacht club, the story makes more sense.

Proceed at your own risk, OP. Word on the golf course is that blue collar guy's end game is to procure for Judge Smails.

They fish for trouser trout at that yacht club.

exactly, r16.

Fail, OP.

Yes, there are lots of blue-collar boaters. It's a world of cheap booze, fast boats, and loose women - a real blue-collar man's world. We have boats of all sizes: from little dinghies to 75 foot yachts. Come join us for our next Jimmy Buffet party.

You are not describing yacht club life, OP. You are describing blue collar marina life.

Most yacht clubs these days require that you be proposed for membership and have several member sponsors. "Boaters" who favor cheap booze, fast boats, and loose women are generally NOKD'd ** out by the membership committee.

Initiation fees can run upwards of $500,000-750,000 and annual dues are not far behind.

** Not Our Kind, Dear.

Seriously

It's not a marina. We require sponsorships to join. There are initiation fees. God, you people are tedious. Stick to the topic.

If you even have to ask this question (the answer should be AVOID the blow-job stuff and get your sex elsewhere), then you are not yacht club material.

NOKD, OP.

Sponsored by Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville bar and grill, Orlando.

omg. Cheap booze, fast boats, and loose women? Are you a sitcom writer from the 80's? Laughable op but not amusing. Get a real hobby cuz yachts obviously ain't it.

R24, one percenters have sex, too. And they can be as tacky and crass as more economically challenged people. Also, many blue collar people, especially skilled tradesmen/women, earn enviable incomes.

This has got to be the trashiest “yacht club” ever - and of course I’m sure OP works it into conversation at all occasions. Sorry OP but you’re a redneck with a boat.

Sure they do, OP/r28, but not at private boat clubs featuring cheap booze, loose women and fast boats--to say nothing of Jimmy Buffet nights.

You and your little dinghy should think up another scenario.

Oh dear OP. You are the not very elaborate but utterly boring troll.

R29, In that case, I'd rather be a rich redneck with a huge yacht than you, whatever your unfortunate circumstances are.

Will "Nurse Helen" cross that scandalous line for love? Read next week's installment to find out!

My partner and I are going to get pressured to join a yacht club in Michigan this summer and I don't want all that "token gay couple " publicity even though I have known most members my entire life. I would rather be a permanent "guest".

If you were honest, r29, you'd admit that a trashy yacht club where Blue Collar husbands hold positions over your head until you let them give you blowjobs, sounds like the height of aspiration.

My partner and I are going to get pressured to join a yacht club in Michigan this summer and I don't want all that "token gay couple " publicity even though I have known most members my entire life. I would rather be a permanent "guest".

R36, maybe if you join, other gays will follow. You can be a trail-blazer.

"I fully recognize your superb talent, unique experience and superior expertise over the rest of us. However; if you don't let me suck you off to nirvana in the boat shed, y'aint getting nothing. Ponder the consequences carefully, you strapping stallion, you."

Oh, op. You're cute when you're lucid dreaming.

R29, the husband is the one offering me a blow job. There's no reciprocation mentioned in the original post. Try to keep up.

Can you exchange the blow job for coupons for the all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet? Your partner can give you a blow job anytime, but can you get free shrimp anytime? I think not.

First thought, R6.

WTF kind of yacht club allows blue collar-types.

Ignore the snobs, OP. This yacht club sounds wonderful!

OP's "ruggedly handsome" blue collar guy with wife

The best thing about this thread - even though it's complete made-up crap - is that it has provided a time killer for the bored OP.

Congrats to you and happy Monday. We like playing along, sweetheart!

I had a certain hope for OP after his thread with the half-Cuban husband of a straight female friend and even provided some feedback on his writing. Sorry, but this is a big step back, OP.

OP, I believe this happened. I don’t believe you’re actually considering this a real proposition though.

I'm perfectly willing to believe it happened. Just not at a yacht club.

R34/36: Don't do it. Some friends of ours are members of a yacht club in Michigan. They got sucked into leadership of the club, and it has consumed their lives. The people we've met from the club are terribly tedious. Run.

OP, how big is your yacht? I love boats. Any pics?

R48 LOL ! we're probably referencing same club.. Yeah, no thanks and we don't want to own a boat(money pit) and don't have kids(day camp, sailing, etc.) But to OP , the BJ proposition is most interesting. I am not faced with such a dilemma!l

What R6 asked.

It's this one, R6:

"loose women"

How ancient are you, OP?

R53, maybe he means down below deck (if you get my drift) and that's why the husbands are looking for dick...

You just do that, OP. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

It's cute when people fall for fake drivel.

0/10

R49, It's a Sundancer 450 (that's 45 feet for you non-boaters).

R51, Yes, there are electrical contractors, guys who own small plumbing companies, trucking company owners, etc.

oh, a stinkpot.

R59, do they wear jangly tool belts that kind of drag down the waistband of their work jeans that have been almost worn away in the crotch and emit the musky aroma of years of mingled sweat, beer and smegma and that ride low on the hard, sculpted flanks, so as to reveal the inviting start of fragrant asscrack, as well as the top of their luxuriant black thicket of bush?

Tell him blow jobs are great...for starters. Tell him you and your partner would need a crack at his ass.

I'm trying to imagine Schneider at a yacht club.

OP, are you a gay republican?

No I just vote for the candidate who makes the most sense. If that happens to be a Republican-- it often does-- then so be it.

A blue collar guy at a yacht club. Oh, ok.

"Republican" and "sense" no longer apply unless your definition is hysterics, hate and hyperbole.

R65, who are you and why are you making this about politics? Who said anything about voting?

R64, why, because I own a yacht?

R67, OP thought he was spelling "seance." That's how he makes important decisions.

[quote]OP, I believe this happened.

I do too. You all are raising ridiculous objections. (There are hugely rich guys running plumbing businesses, contracting businesses, etc.)

But OP you'd be crazy to say yes to this guy. It's the height of condescension on his part - this idea that gay guys will do anything for a blowjob is pretty offensive. (But if you do take the position, I would call him on his bluff later on. My guess is that he's closeted and is just using this as a way to get sex with a guy.)

2/10

R70, I didn't write R67. It was some poser.

I believe it happened too, but as I said earlier, not at a "yacht club" qua yacht club, but rather whatever passes for a members-only venue for blue-collar families with power boats.

Op, that you;re even considering the proposition tells us you're not worthy of yacht club membership.

Also, why would the club treasurer have anything to do with the finances of any bars or restaurants on the premises? There would be a general manager for that and the owner of the property and their accountant would be responsible for any lease agreements unless your club gets a cut of their profits. How do you figure that into your volunteer position? Doesn't sound right.

Op, the dude was joking. You should have slapped his face.

This is simple. What the aristocrats do is pull a "Scudder / Maurice" and go for the rough ones. Let's face it, they're more fun than some uptight guy who's a member of this supposed yacht club.

A real yacht club wouldn't have leased restaurants or bars on the property; those would be run by the club and members would sign for meals or bar tabs and be billed at the end of the month or season. OP's yacht club is like those "private" golf clubs whose restaurants and other facilities are open to the public.

R75, Treasurer handles all money from all revenue sources at the club. This includes dock fees, restaurant, bars, retail shop, dues, monthly minimums, etc. That's how our club has operated for years. Generally, the treasurer is retired or non-working person who has expertise in basic accounting and bookkeeping. I'm sure clubs that are much larger have a different model (we have about 150 members plus spouses/partners).

I'm on your side, OP.

^ yeah, so observe the best approximation to the real thing here

Why is everyone getting so bogged down with trying to discredit if this is a bonafide yacht club rather than the crux of the issue?

Oh, fine. Let's all decide whether the OP should get his blow job.

I vote: IDGAS

R83, At least you're on topic.

I second the motion

Hard to stay on topic when the topic's so ridiculous. Who cares, OP? Do what you want.

R86, if this topic bothers you so much, go back to your pintrest account

OP, thanks for a wonderfully meretricious thread! It takes the cock, er, cake!

R76, yeah, with his cock.

"Blue collar" can be a relative term.

The guy who owns a $25 million plumbing contracting company that employs 125 people might be described as "blue collar" because it's a plumbing contracting business.

Though if the father or grandfather started the business and the current owner went to Duke, got his MBA at Columbia, and spent a few years on Wall Street before going into the family business, not sure anyone would use that label.

Fuck OP. He said he votes Republican. He can die in a goddam grease fire as far as I'm concerned.

OP, your story is boring af. Plus, why should we trust anyone who “often” votes Republican?

Anyway, just to play along, if he wants to suck you off and you’re hot for him, let him blow you - no strings.

And if you want your, uh, “yacht club” post because it interests you, take it - no strings.

Don’t mix up the two concerns.

OP, we need verificacia--of the boat or this didn't happen!

R88 thank you! Want suck my cock?

Many yacht owners are Republicans and some of them have great cocks. I don't see what the problem is.

EST

Coxswains?

written by a woman

Help me think of a follow up to this story for the fools that fell for it.

No, OP, but here's some advice. Write a scenario that's familiar to you. What gave you away (and was more interesting than your purported problem) was this blue-collar "yacht club" populated by "ruggedly handsome" plumbing contractors.

The women adore you just because you're cocksuckers? OP lives in a parallel dimension where there are no other gays. 0/100

There's a few repressed fiction writers here.

Why don't you just write a Kindle eBook? (Your plots are just as bad.)

He’s yanking your chain. You’re supposed to laugh.

Ahhh...

Now I understand.

I see ZERO relation between getting blown and taking this job. Two different offers entirely. Also for an EST, its original, but the setup is stilly. The OP is set up as a professional so he would know NOT to fuck married guys at a social club of importance in his life.

After many years and many. many EST's, no one, but no one, has approached the level of one of the first and definitely one of the best ESTs: "I'm In Love With my FIL." Completely masterful and believable in so many ways. It even featured it's own troll, aka 114 and Rochelle, who claimed to know the people involved and was going to reveal to the world the parties involved.

Why take chump change? Tell him if he will commit to letting you fuck the living shit out of him once a week for a year, you will do -

My family belonged to a sailing club. Funky little place on a lake, small sail boats with a crew of two and a diner owned by some guy. I crewed for my dad in my teens and twenties.

We sailed past a shooting range, sometimes the scattershot, like tiny pebbles, would gently rain on our sails.

The most corrupt thing that happened among the membership was when one guy and his wife were discovered to be voting in the big city (using his mother's address) and not the suburb where he lived. It was even in the newspaper. 1960s, a different time.

The big fancy yacht club on the bay was a different story. I can imagine bartering for blow jobs in that place. Lots of rich old dudes with time and money on their hands, and younger ones looking for some fun. Op's story might have happened in a place like that.

OP is NOT making this up. Blue collar guys love yachting. They need something to do when it's not polo season!

Nifty Story of the Week.

I love that the question of OP's social class was more compelling to everyone than the proffered blow job. Classic DL.

That's because they've seen OP and can't believe anyone would offer to blow him.

OP: Who blows whom? It's got to be mutual.

Will there be a $130,000 payoff right before your election? Asking for a friend.

I love sexy stories that feature treasurers and board seats - even if it’s been done to death!

Pontoon.

Oh I'm giving you a blow job. And my little buddy will too.

But, for the record, he's my "wife" but not my wife-wife.

Blowing mr. Howell?

Fie, fie to all of you skeptics who dash my dreams against the foamy rocks, dreams of the yacht club with insatiable, blue collar husbands roaming about, threatening blowjobs in exchange for high profile prestige opportunities.

Go on, op. Tell us more. You're among friends.

R118 How well?