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Is this worth a blow-job from a married guy?

My partner and I belong to a yacht club where we are the token gays. Most of the women adore us, and the men are accepting. The club is a big part of our social lives. Like any organization, there are politics at the club, and the newer members (the "progressives") are struggling for control from the older members who have been there for generations (the "conservatives"). Several progressive members have asked me to become treasurer of the club based on my financial background and semi-intelligent questions I ask during the board meetings. This would be a big time-commitment for me--even though it's a volunteer job--because the club also has a restaurant, 2 bars, etc.

Last night, one of the married butch blue-collar ruggedly handsome members said that if I would accept the treasurer position, he would throw in a blow job as an incentive. Should I consider the position and call him on his bluff?

by OPreply 12003/14/2019

Of course

by OPreply 103/10/2019

I'm too lazy to find the gif - but: Sure, Jan.

by OPreply 203/10/2019

It's fun to make up stupid stuff, huh?

by OPreply 303/10/2019

R3 I'm not creative enough to make this shit up.

by OPreply 403/10/2019

-9.99/100

by OPreply 503/10/2019

There are blue collar members of a yacht club?

by OPreply 603/10/2019

In this fantasy OP, does the blue collar guy blow you or he allows you to blow him?

by OPreply 703/10/2019

Either one will do, R7.

by OPreply 803/10/2019

Will his wife be watching?

by OPreply 903/10/2019

"....where the women adore us..." OP must try harder.

by OPreply 1003/10/2019

Give him a blow job and your equal status in the club will be reduced. Accept the Treasurer position based on a genuine desire to contribute to a club that you and your partner enjoy. Get your sex elsewhere...

by OPreply 1103/10/2019

I say OP should get his sex from the non-existent hot gay wolf guy, instead of wasting his time on the non-existent married guy.

by OPreply 1203/10/2019

Ask him for a massage first.

by OPreply 1303/10/2019

That was my question too, r6. OP, what say you?

by OPreply 1403/10/2019

[quote]I'm not creative enough to make this shit up.

It's true, you're not creative, that's why your story sounds like the B plot from a bad "Dynasty" rip-off.

by OPreply 1503/10/2019

Guys, if you read substitute "bait camp" for yacht club, the story makes more sense.

by OPreply 1603/10/2019

Proceed at your own risk, OP. Word on the golf course is that blue collar guy's end game is to procure for Judge Smails.

by OPreply 1703/10/2019

They fish for trouser trout at that yacht club.

by OPreply 1803/10/2019

exactly, r16.

Fail, OP.

by OPreply 1903/10/2019

Yes, there are lots of blue-collar boaters. It's a world of cheap booze, fast boats, and loose women - a real blue-collar man's world. We have boats of all sizes: from little dinghies to 75 foot yachts. Come join us for our next Jimmy Buffet party.

by OPreply 2003/10/2019

You are not describing yacht club life, OP. You are describing blue collar marina life.

Most yacht clubs these days require that you be proposed for membership and have several member sponsors. "Boaters" who favor cheap booze, fast boats, and loose women are generally NOKD'd ** out by the membership committee.

Initiation fees can run upwards of $500,000-750,000 and annual dues are not far behind.

** Not Our Kind, Dear.

by OPreply 2103/10/2019

Seriously

by OPreply 2203/10/2019

It's not a marina. We require sponsorships to join. There are initiation fees. God, you people are tedious. Stick to the topic.

by OPreply 2303/10/2019

If you even have to ask this question (the answer should be AVOID the blow-job stuff and get your sex elsewhere), then you are not yacht club material.

by OPreply 2403/10/2019

NOKD, OP.

by OPreply 2503/10/2019

Sponsored by Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville bar and grill, Orlando.

by OPreply 2603/10/2019

omg. Cheap booze, fast boats, and loose women? Are you a sitcom writer from the 80's? Laughable op but not amusing. Get a real hobby cuz yachts obviously ain't it.

by OPreply 2703/10/2019

R24, one percenters have sex, too. And they can be as tacky and crass as more economically challenged people. Also, many blue collar people, especially skilled tradesmen/women, earn enviable incomes.

by OPreply 2803/10/2019

This has got to be the trashiest “yacht club” ever - and of course I’m sure OP works it into conversation at all occasions. Sorry OP but you’re a redneck with a boat.

by OPreply 2903/10/2019

Sure they do, OP/r28, but not at private boat clubs featuring cheap booze, loose women and fast boats--to say nothing of Jimmy Buffet nights.

You and your little dinghy should think up another scenario.

by OPreply 3003/10/2019

Oh dear OP. You are the not very elaborate but utterly boring troll.

by OPreply 3103/10/2019

R29, In that case, I'd rather be a rich redneck with a huge yacht than you, whatever your unfortunate circumstances are.

by OPreply 3203/10/2019

Will "Nurse Helen" cross that scandalous line for love? Read next week's installment to find out!

by OPreply 3303/10/2019

My partner and I are going to get pressured to join a yacht club in Michigan this summer and I don't want all that "token gay couple " publicity even though I have known most members my entire life. I would rather be a permanent "guest".

by OPreply 3403/10/2019

If you were honest, r29, you'd admit that a trashy yacht club where Blue Collar husbands hold positions over your head until you let them give you blowjobs, sounds like the height of aspiration.

by OPreply 3503/10/2019

My partner and I are going to get pressured to join a yacht club in Michigan this summer and I don't want all that "token gay couple " publicity even though I have known most members my entire life. I would rather be a permanent "guest".

by OPreply 3603/10/2019

R36, maybe if you join, other gays will follow. You can be a trail-blazer.

by OPreply 3703/10/2019

"I fully recognize your superb talent, unique experience and superior expertise over the rest of us. However; if you don't let me suck you off to nirvana in the boat shed, y'aint getting nothing. Ponder the consequences carefully, you strapping stallion, you."

Oh, op. You're cute when you're lucid dreaming.

by OPreply 3803/10/2019

R29, the husband is the one offering me a blow job. There's no reciprocation mentioned in the original post. Try to keep up.

by OPreply 3903/10/2019

Can you exchange the blow job for coupons for the all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet? Your partner can give you a blow job anytime, but can you get free shrimp anytime? I think not.

by OPreply 4003/10/2019

First thought, R6.

WTF kind of yacht club allows blue collar-types.

by OPreply 4103/10/2019

Ignore the snobs, OP. This yacht club sounds wonderful!

by OPreply 4203/10/2019

OP's "ruggedly handsome" blue collar guy with wife

by OPreply 4303/10/2019

The best thing about this thread - even though it's complete made-up crap - is that it has provided a time killer for the bored OP.

Congrats to you and happy Monday. We like playing along, sweetheart!

by OPreply 4403/10/2019

I had a certain hope for OP after his thread with the half-Cuban husband of a straight female friend and even provided some feedback on his writing. Sorry, but this is a big step back, OP.

by OPreply 4503/10/2019

OP, I believe this happened. I don’t believe you’re actually considering this a real proposition though.

by OPreply 4603/10/2019

I'm perfectly willing to believe it happened. Just not at a yacht club.

by OPreply 4703/10/2019

R34/36: Don't do it. Some friends of ours are members of a yacht club in Michigan. They got sucked into leadership of the club, and it has consumed their lives. The people we've met from the club are terribly tedious. Run.

by OPreply 4803/10/2019

OP, how big is your yacht? I love boats. Any pics?

by OPreply 4903/10/2019

R48 LOL ! we're probably referencing same club.. Yeah, no thanks and we don't want to own a boat(money pit) and don't have kids(day camp, sailing, etc.) But to OP , the BJ proposition is most interesting. I am not faced with such a dilemma!l

by OPreply 5003/10/2019

What R6 asked.

by OPreply 5103/10/2019

It's this one, R6:

by OPreply 5203/10/2019

"loose women"

How ancient are you, OP?

by OPreply 5303/10/2019

R53, maybe he means down below deck (if you get my drift) and that's why the husbands are looking for dick...

by OPreply 5403/10/2019

You just do that, OP. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

by OPreply 5503/10/2019

It's cute when people fall for fake drivel.

by OPreply 5603/10/2019

0/10

by OPreply 5703/11/2019

R49, It's a Sundancer 450 (that's 45 feet for you non-boaters).

by OPreply 5803/11/2019

R51, Yes, there are electrical contractors, guys who own small plumbing companies, trucking company owners, etc.

by OPreply 5903/11/2019

oh, a stinkpot.

by OPreply 6003/11/2019

R59, do they wear jangly tool belts that kind of drag down the waistband of their work jeans that have been almost worn away in the crotch and emit the musky aroma of years of mingled sweat, beer and smegma and that ride low on the hard, sculpted flanks, so as to reveal the inviting start of fragrant asscrack, as well as the top of their luxuriant black thicket of bush?

by OPreply 6103/11/2019

Tell him blow jobs are great...for starters. Tell him you and your partner would need a crack at his ass.

by OPreply 6203/11/2019

I'm trying to imagine Schneider at a yacht club.

by OPreply 6303/11/2019

OP, are you a gay republican?

by OPreply 6403/11/2019

No I just vote for the candidate who makes the most sense. If that happens to be a Republican-- it often does-- then so be it.

by OPreply 6503/11/2019

A blue collar guy at a yacht club. Oh, ok.

by OPreply 6603/11/2019

"Republican" and "sense" no longer apply unless your definition is hysterics, hate and hyperbole.

by OPreply 6703/11/2019

R65, who are you and why are you making this about politics? Who said anything about voting?

by OPreply 6803/11/2019

R64, why, because I own a yacht?

by OPreply 6903/11/2019

R67, OP thought he was spelling "seance." That's how he makes important decisions.

by OPreply 7003/11/2019

[quote]OP, I believe this happened.

I do too. You all are raising ridiculous objections. (There are hugely rich guys running plumbing businesses, contracting businesses, etc.)

But OP you'd be crazy to say yes to this guy. It's the height of condescension on his part - this idea that gay guys will do anything for a blowjob is pretty offensive. (But if you do take the position, I would call him on his bluff later on. My guess is that he's closeted and is just using this as a way to get sex with a guy.)

by OPreply 7103/11/2019

2/10

by OPreply 7203/11/2019

R70, I didn't write R67. It was some poser.

by OPreply 7303/11/2019

I believe it happened too, but as I said earlier, not at a "yacht club" qua yacht club, but rather whatever passes for a members-only venue for blue-collar families with power boats.

by OPreply 7403/11/2019

Op, that you;re even considering the proposition tells us you're not worthy of yacht club membership.

Also, why would the club treasurer have anything to do with the finances of any bars or restaurants on the premises? There would be a general manager for that and the owner of the property and their accountant would be responsible for any lease agreements unless your club gets a cut of their profits. How do you figure that into your volunteer position? Doesn't sound right.

by OPreply 7503/11/2019

Op, the dude was joking. You should have slapped his face.

by OPreply 7603/11/2019

This is simple. What the aristocrats do is pull a "Scudder / Maurice" and go for the rough ones. Let's face it, they're more fun than some uptight guy who's a member of this supposed yacht club.

by OPreply 7703/11/2019

A real yacht club wouldn't have leased restaurants or bars on the property; those would be run by the club and members would sign for meals or bar tabs and be billed at the end of the month or season. OP's yacht club is like those "private" golf clubs whose restaurants and other facilities are open to the public.

by OPreply 7803/11/2019

R75, Treasurer handles all money from all revenue sources at the club. This includes dock fees, restaurant, bars, retail shop, dues, monthly minimums, etc. That's how our club has operated for years. Generally, the treasurer is retired or non-working person who has expertise in basic accounting and bookkeeping. I'm sure clubs that are much larger have a different model (we have about 150 members plus spouses/partners).

by OPreply 7903/11/2019

I'm on your side, OP.

by OPreply 8003/11/2019

^ yeah, so observe the best approximation to the real thing here

by OPreply 8103/11/2019

Why is everyone getting so bogged down with trying to discredit if this is a bonafide yacht club rather than the crux of the issue?

by OPreply 8203/11/2019

Oh, fine. Let's all decide whether the OP should get his blow job.

I vote: IDGAS

by OPreply 8303/11/2019

R83, At least you're on topic.

by OPreply 8403/11/2019

I second the motion

by OPreply 8503/11/2019

Hard to stay on topic when the topic's so ridiculous. Who cares, OP? Do what you want.

by OPreply 8603/11/2019

R86, if this topic bothers you so much, go back to your pintrest account

by OPreply 8703/11/2019

OP, thanks for a wonderfully meretricious thread! It takes the cock, er, cake!

by OPreply 8803/11/2019

R76, yeah, with his cock.

by OPreply 8903/11/2019

"Blue collar" can be a relative term.

The guy who owns a $25 million plumbing contracting company that employs 125 people might be described as "blue collar" because it's a plumbing contracting business.

Though if the father or grandfather started the business and the current owner went to Duke, got his MBA at Columbia, and spent a few years on Wall Street before going into the family business, not sure anyone would use that label.

by OPreply 9003/11/2019

Fuck OP. He said he votes Republican. He can die in a goddam grease fire as far as I'm concerned.

by OPreply 9103/11/2019

OP, your story is boring af. Plus, why should we trust anyone who “often” votes Republican?

Anyway, just to play along, if he wants to suck you off and you’re hot for him, let him blow you - no strings.

And if you want your, uh, “yacht club” post because it interests you, take it - no strings.

Don’t mix up the two concerns.

by OPreply 9203/11/2019

OP, we need verificacia--of the boat or this didn't happen!

by OPreply 9303/11/2019

R88 thank you! Want suck my cock?

by OPreply 9403/11/2019

Many yacht owners are Republicans and some of them have great cocks. I don't see what the problem is.

by OPreply 9503/11/2019

EST

by OPreply 9603/11/2019

Coxswains?

by OPreply 9703/11/2019

written by a woman

by OPreply 9803/11/2019

Help me think of a follow up to this story for the fools that fell for it.

by OPreply 9903/11/2019

No, OP, but here's some advice. Write a scenario that's familiar to you. What gave you away (and was more interesting than your purported problem) was this blue-collar "yacht club" populated by "ruggedly handsome" plumbing contractors.

by OPreply 10003/11/2019

The women adore you just because you're cocksuckers? OP lives in a parallel dimension where there are no other gays. 0/100

by OPreply 10103/11/2019

There's a few repressed fiction writers here.

Why don't you just write a Kindle eBook? (Your plots are just as bad.)

by OPreply 10203/11/2019

He’s yanking your chain. You’re supposed to laugh.

by OPreply 10303/11/2019

Ahhh...

Now I understand.

by OPreply 10403/11/2019

I see ZERO relation between getting blown and taking this job. Two different offers entirely. Also for an EST, its original, but the setup is stilly. The OP is set up as a professional so he would know NOT to fuck married guys at a social club of importance in his life.

by OPreply 10503/11/2019

After many years and many. many EST's, no one, but no one, has approached the level of one of the first and definitely one of the best ESTs: "I'm In Love With my FIL." Completely masterful and believable in so many ways. It even featured it's own troll, aka 114 and Rochelle, who claimed to know the people involved and was going to reveal to the world the parties involved.

by OPreply 10603/11/2019

Why take chump change? Tell him if he will commit to letting you fuck the living shit out of him once a week for a year, you will do -

by OPreply 10703/11/2019

My family belonged to a sailing club. Funky little place on a lake, small sail boats with a crew of two and a diner owned by some guy. I crewed for my dad in my teens and twenties.

We sailed past a shooting range, sometimes the scattershot, like tiny pebbles, would gently rain on our sails.

The most corrupt thing that happened among the membership was when one guy and his wife were discovered to be voting in the big city (using his mother's address) and not the suburb where he lived. It was even in the newspaper. 1960s, a different time.

The big fancy yacht club on the bay was a different story. I can imagine bartering for blow jobs in that place. Lots of rich old dudes with time and money on their hands, and younger ones looking for some fun. Op's story might have happened in a place like that.

by OPreply 10803/11/2019

OP is NOT making this up. Blue collar guys love yachting. They need something to do when it's not polo season!

by OPreply 10903/11/2019

Nifty Story of the Week.

by OPreply 11003/11/2019

I love that the question of OP's social class was more compelling to everyone than the proffered blow job. Classic DL.

by OPreply 11103/11/2019

That's because they've seen OP and can't believe anyone would offer to blow him.

by OPreply 11203/11/2019

OP: Who blows whom? It's got to be mutual.

by OPreply 11303/11/2019

Will there be a $130,000 payoff right before your election? Asking for a friend.

by OPreply 11403/11/2019

I love sexy stories that feature treasurers and board seats - even if it’s been done to death!

by OPreply 11503/11/2019

Pontoon.

by OPreply 11603/11/2019

Oh I'm giving you a blow job. And my little buddy will too.

But, for the record, he's my "wife" but not my wife-wife.

by OPreply 11703/11/2019

Blowing mr. Howell?

by OPreply 11803/14/2019

Fie, fie to all of you skeptics who dash my dreams against the foamy rocks, dreams of the yacht club with insatiable, blue collar husbands roaming about, threatening blowjobs in exchange for high profile prestige opportunities.

Go on, op. Tell us more. You're among friends.

by OPreply 11903/14/2019

R118 How well?

by OPreply 12003/14/2019
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