They have no extended family
They have a perfect credit score
They have no social media presence
They don’t allow their picture to be taken
What are the signs that someone is in Witness Protection?
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 10, 2019 1:44 AM |
Some of these are signs of being ex-Amish, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 9, 2019 7:02 PM |
You're describing me the day after I win the lottery.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 9, 2019 7:04 PM |
Some of these are signs of being me. I don’t do social media, I hate having my picture taken, I have no extended family living close enough for anyone to know them, I don’t discuss family outside of my home, I don’t share my history with the neighbors or colleagues. I have perfect credit too.
JFC am *I* in witness protection and didn’t tell myself?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 9, 2019 7:06 PM |
It's become a movie cliche for some innocent person to stumble upon something unlawful and wind up a protected witness. In reality, 95 percent of protected witnesses are criminals themselves . The Hollywood version is nothing like reality.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 9, 2019 7:13 PM |
They post on anonymous threads to stay ‘incognito’
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 9, 2019 7:15 PM |
R4, everyone knows that.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 9, 2019 7:19 PM |
OP is also describing a vampire.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 9, 2019 7:29 PM |
They're appearing in a series on the CW.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 9, 2019 7:42 PM |
Usually they are wearing their official T-shirts.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 9, 2019 7:48 PM |
How can this work in this day and age?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 9, 2019 7:58 PM |
They have specialized foods delivered to the house. Good food is not available in the immediate neighborhood.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 9, 2019 8:04 PM |
Same signs for closet cases. I know a guy that appears on national cable news, married with kids, yet is often hanging out with a guy young enough to be his son in Manhattan gay bars. He avoids social media and freaks out if he sees a camera.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 9, 2019 8:07 PM |
I ordered some spaghetti with marina sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 9, 2019 8:10 PM |
Who, R12?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 9, 2019 8:10 PM |
r14, if I told you his name, you wouldn't know it. He's a lot more famous in his head than he is in the real world.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 9, 2019 8:15 PM |
^ who or the story is bullshit
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 9, 2019 11:49 PM |
Poo does this shit in every thread, R16. Haven't you noticed how, in nearly every thread, somebody shows up who knows somebody, or who worked with somebody, or who is somebody, or was somebody, or is close to somebody, or is the niece/nephew of somebody? There was a thread earlier today talking about rude doctors and this PhD RN showed up talking about her experiences? It's always too perfect. The stories are like little character outlines for a Lifetime drama.
These confabulations fit in perfectly with Poo's BPD compulsion to be anybody but herself; her need for adulation; and her staggering logorrhea.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 10, 2019 1:44 AM |