The Magnificent Seven of gymnastics are all fraus now

Banality Troll, you are particularly dull this weekend.

Shannon Miller and Dominique Dawes became the biggest fraus, which is a surprise.

Don’t let their domesticity and mug-cradling fool you... gymnasts are FREAKS in bed. And if a hubby strays? He risks getting his neck snapped by those thunder thighs.

Errr R2, I never had any doubt in my mind that Shannon Miller would turned into the biggest Frau who ever Frau'd.

I could out-whirlybird any one of those stocky bitches.

Which are the seven?

Shannon Miller, Dominique Dawes, Dominique Moceanu, Kerri Strug, Jaycie Phelps, Amanda Borden, Amy Chow.. shoot me now that I know that by heart.

Amy Chow is the least frau-like of them all.

Amy Chow is probably the only Democrat/liberal. The rest are GOP.

Dawes, too, R8??

Yes they are incredibly dull individuals now ,though many women eventually go that route. I'll give them credit for being at dignified professionals when they were younger. That seems to be getting incredibly rare now. Just look at that fugly white trash piggie Mckayla Maroney. Yes, I know she was fingered by Nasar but so were all the other gymnasts . A little decorum never hurt anyone .

"I'll give them credit for at least being dignified professionals " was what I meant

Yes, R10. Sad to say but women's gymnastics, in general, is a bit of a shitshow right now. The abuse scandal aside, there's less grace and there's no real competition for the Americans. It used to be that American gymnasts had to really fight to compete with the Russians and Romanians. It used to be a fun sport to watch.

Anyhow, here's a Dominique Dawes balance beam routine just because.

R12 why would you want us to look at that knobby kneed bitch who couldnt straighten her legs on a layout step out to save her life?

That was cool, R12 - so impressive.

R9 Dawes is not a Rethug.

She is newly Religious and a zealot about it.

Most of these women weren't exactly scintillating personalities to start with, and the narrow focus they had growing up didn't help, so what would be news is if any of them were anything but nice bland fraus now.

The only one of them that had any personality was Amanda Borden and she has aged terribly. Seriously, the worst aged thing you have ever seen with leathery skin. she looks 60. You'll find no other gymnast that looks that bad.