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The 4ocean Guys

Alex and Andrew are in great shape and look so good.

Makes one want to go help clean up the ocean with them. But they are asking for donations in exchange for plastic bracelets made from the collected debris. They filmed from Indonesia.

by Anonymousreply 8403/17/2019

A commercial of two shirtless guys I don't mind viewing.

by Anonymousreply 103/08/2019

I love the titties of the little dark haired one. I look forward to this commercial during Morning Joe.

by Anonymousreply 203/08/2019


by Anonymousreply 303/08/2019

They are surfers. How they got started with the clean-up endeavor

by Anonymousreply 403/08/2019

Just clean the plastic and use biodegradable materials. Duh.

by Anonymousreply 503/08/2019

Are they both homosexual?

by Anonymousreply 603/08/2019

R6 why use term homosexual rather than gay? Why are you here?

by Anonymousreply 703/08/2019

They're straight. Good guys.

by Anonymousreply 803/08/2019


by Anonymousreply 903/08/2019

I like the bright blue they use.

by Anonymousreply 1003/08/2019

Yes, the blue fits them.

Not sure, think these guys went to many world beaches surfing.

That takes money. And lots of money to launch and sustain a global business operation. Maybe it's non-profit. Don't know.

by Anonymousreply 1103/08/2019

The blond one is super cute.

For the humor impaired R7: “homosexual” is funny and fun to use because it mocks anti-gay conservatives who have been using that term for decades when they talk about us homos as freaks or degenerates or a plague.

It’s a word that’s worth reclaiming, unlike the far worse ‘queer’.

by Anonymousreply 1203/08/2019

It's not a non-profit. It's not even a B Company. It's not carbon neutral either.

by Anonymousreply 1303/08/2019

Quite big tits.

by Anonymousreply 1403/09/2019

Hot. And good cause but I don't love love the bracelets.

by Anonymousreply 1503/09/2019

They’re hot, especially Andrew, the bearded guy. The commercial is very, very effective. My eyes popped out of my head when I first saw it.

by Anonymousreply 1603/09/2019

They're very sweet and on the verge of being super-hot but just don't quite make it.

But the brunette has spectacular tits. Very distracting........

by Anonymousreply 1703/09/2019

They know their audience. Oh they know

by Anonymousreply 1803/09/2019

The dark haired one is definitely the hotter of the pair.

by Anonymousreply 1903/09/2019

But the blonde one has pretty hair.

by Anonymousreply 2003/09/2019

Andrew’s “Superman” chest hair pattern is HOT!

by Anonymousreply 2103/09/2019

I've been to that beach in Bali they are filming on and was surprised by how much plastic there is in the water and on the beach. It's fucking terrible.

I'll buy a bracelet and watch their tits video again.

by Anonymousreply 2203/09/2019

It's a bit of a shame that their videos have gotten so few watches. They need to go viral.

by Anonymousreply 2303/09/2019

Both have dandy bods. Of course the commercials are going to feature them shirtless.

by Anonymousreply 2403/09/2019

In Speedos too would be a nice touch.

by Anonymousreply 2503/09/2019

Alex and Andrew are hot and it is a good cause, but this photo on Alex's Instagram really turned me off. I don't think one charity with a single cause should be donating to another charity with a single cause. While both are great causes, is 4Ocean so flush with cash that hey can take money and donate to another cause? Has the problem of waste in the oceans been solved?

Makes me wonder what other causes they might be funneling cash off to. This just completely rubbed me the wrong way.

by Anonymousreply 2603/09/2019

Both are cute and good for them.

by Anonymousreply 2703/09/2019

Alex Schulze can rub me any way he likes.

by Anonymousreply 2803/09/2019

On my 5th bracelet so I've removed 5 lbs of trash with them but I clean my own beach daily. Great company, happy to support them.

by Anonymousreply 2903/09/2019

Which is your favorite bracelet R29? I like the Earth Day one.

by Anonymousreply 3003/09/2019

I want to suck them both, repeatedly.

by Anonymousreply 3103/09/2019

R26 has a point. In fact, it could cause them to lose the tax-exempt status (depending on what their by-laws say they were set up to do).

And yes, the dark-haired one has sexy pecs!

by Anonymousreply 3203/09/2019

They fucking?

by Anonymousreply 3303/09/2019

This is definitely a sexualized commercial. It feel porn-adjacent.

by Anonymousreply 3403/09/2019

I'd do the guy on the left.

by Anonymousreply 3503/09/2019

Here's a video from the Today show posted eight months ago. They raised about $20 million.

by Anonymousreply 3603/09/2019

It's not a charity or a nonprofit.

by Anonymousreply 3703/09/2019

The dark haired one is so adorable! Total husband material...sigh

by Anonymousreply 3803/09/2019

Is there a video of Alex and Andrew making ass-babies?

by Anonymousreply 3903/09/2019

Quite big tits.

by Anonymousreply 4003/09/2019

Are they also 4dong?

by Anonymousreply 4103/09/2019

The blonde seems goofy in an adorable way.

by Anonymousreply 4203/09/2019

So no one actually knows if these two are gay or straight?

by Anonymousreply 4303/11/2019

I would not want one of those ugly bracelets but they do good work.

How can they find time for the gym and the steroids?

by Anonymousreply 4403/11/2019

I hope Beardie's patchy chest hair pattern fills out by the time he hits 30.

by Anonymousreply 4503/11/2019

The blond looks like he has lived in a '60s beach movie. He brings back a lot of childhood feelings I didn't understand at the time. The dark haired one is hotter, though.

by Anonymousreply 4603/11/2019

[quote]“homosexual” is funny and fun to use because it mocks anti-gay conservatives who have been using that term for decades when they talk about us homos as freaks or degenerates or a plague.

For this reason, "homosexualist" is funnier.

by Anonymousreply 4703/11/2019

When this commercial plays, I pause it on those beautiful two shots of these luscious chests. Cute guys shirtless and doing good. They make me feel like a horny teenager.

by Anonymousreply 4803/11/2019

Two shirtless, hot guys is a good marketing tool. They are on the beach doing their thing...makes it look all appropriate.

by Anonymousreply 4903/11/2019

Isn't this a little pie-in-the-sky?

by Anonymousreply 5003/11/2019

Cleaning the ocean is “pie in the sky?” Good god, just die already. The rest of us will be right here trying to save the planet.

by Anonymousreply 5103/11/2019

Then let me know when they finish cleaning it up, r51. And BTW, why don't you gargle some Drano?

by Anonymousreply 5203/11/2019

I recall a cruise ship I was on years ago, dumping much garbage in the ocean, steadily. My room was at an angle I could observe it. Such is common in shipping world-wide. Whose going to enforce such in the middle of the ocean? It's awful this continues to happen.

by Anonymousreply 5303/11/2019

[quote]Whose going to enforce such in the middle of the ocean? It's awful this continues to happen.

You could have. Pictures of that, videos better, deployed over social and sent to Mother Jones would have had a cruise line stopping that practice PDQ.

Now the dolphins will die, and it's your fault.

by Anonymousreply 5403/11/2019

R54 is right. Videorecord it and then contact an NGO like Greenpeace and ask what you should do with the footage. Also post it on YouTube and r tweet it out with some good hashtags.

by Anonymousreply 5503/11/2019

R17, they are “super hot”, because they are just naturally good looking men.

by Anonymousreply 5603/12/2019

Hottest pecs ever. Both of them. My jaw dropped when I first saw the commercial. Hot natural athletic men.

by Anonymousreply 5703/12/2019

[quote]Are they both homosexual?

Every time this question is asked on DL, an angel loses its wings...because they roll their eyes and fly into planes.

by Anonymousreply 5803/12/2019

Where are the Instagrams, you lazy fucks?

by Anonymousreply 5903/12/2019

R7, the words are not synonomous. One is a cultural identification. The other addresses sexual orientation.

Obviously, R6 does not care about their cultural identification. He just wants to fuck them.

by Anonymousreply 6003/12/2019

Good for them for finding a business model to do this. The world would be a lot better if there were a lot of big businesses competing to clean up more of the ocean than another one.

by Anonymousreply 6103/12/2019

The world would be a lot better there were them two on Only Fans.

by Anonymousreply 6203/12/2019

If they really cared about the ocean, they'd do it, r62.

by Anonymousreply 6303/12/2019

I bet they're both uncut.

by Anonymousreply 6403/12/2019

i got a boner from watching that commercial and had to pounce on my bf as soon as he got home from work.

by Anonymousreply 6503/12/2019

I would pay... For the brown haired guy.

by Anonymousreply 6603/12/2019

Hot guys but i wonder if they wipe properly?

by Anonymousreply 6703/12/2019

Ugh, r67. Now I'm thinking they have ass hair.

by Anonymousreply 6803/12/2019


by Anonymousreply 6903/13/2019

I had to watch their tits video again. Nice!

by Anonymousreply 7003/13/2019

Andrew ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

by Anonymousreply 7103/13/2019

Where are the mincing prisspots complaining about the beardy one’s tattoo?

by Anonymousreply 7203/13/2019

I'd let them both fuck me at the same time and I just don't let anyone do that

by Anonymousreply 7303/13/2019

I hate a lot of commercials, but not this one that shows two shirtless guys. And their work is for a commendable cause.

by Anonymousreply 7403/13/2019

I would them & the MVMT watch bros in a Battle of the Network Stars ('70s version) type infomercial.

by Anonymousreply 7503/13/2019

I’d watch them and the Property Brothers in a 4-way.

by Anonymousreply 7603/13/2019

Andrew with Miss Natural, whomever that is.

by Anonymousreply 7703/14/2019


by Anonymousreply 7803/15/2019

They are very very handsome boys

by Anonymousreply 7903/15/2019

Impeccable anal hygiene

by Anonymousreply 8003/16/2019


by Anonymousreply 8103/16/2019

Love the commercial but getting the feeling some sort of expose of a scam is potentially on the horizon. Yes I am cynical but at least they would be free of the do-good company to release the naked mirror selfies and the poorly filmed sex videos.

by Anonymousreply 8203/16/2019

They are the sex

by Anonymousreply 8303/16/2019

R61 Adidas has recently launched Parley collection which is made of ocean plastic. Also some spray cleaner is sold in packaging made of recycled ocean plastic, but I don't remember the name. It looks like the trend is getting traction, however recycling plastic has got its limits, and if we simply don't limit the amount of shit we buy we will end in the same place sooner or later.

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