I wonder why he hasn't really had a career since Mad Men ended. He was sexy as hell on that show, and one would think he could easily be leading man material in movies. He's a good actor and I don't think I've ever read that he was difficult to work with or any sort of diva-like persona.
What's your guess?
|by Anonymous||reply 259||03/16/2019|
Typecast as Don Draper
I think he's a quirky character actor trapped in that body.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||03/07/2019|
Blew his wad. Not every TV actor can have a career of varied parts after they’ve become branded by one role. Almost none can. It’s like Mr Drummond from Diffrent Strokes or any of the girls from The Facts of Life. He is and will be a relic of the Obama era. Hope he saved!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||03/07/2019|
Far less likable and universally appealing than previously thought. Substance abuser. Rage issues.
Kind of a douche.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||03/07/2019|
He was good on both 30 Rock and Kimmy Schmidt. Tina Fey needs to create a comedy series for him.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||03/07/2019|
I loved Mad Men, but I never thought he was a great actor. His character was extremely guarded and closed, so he never really had scenes that had a lot of range. And if you play what you know, the alcoholism of Don was not a stretch for him. It's kind of amazing when you compare his post MM career to Elizabeth Moss.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||03/07/2019|
[quote]It’s like Mr Drummond from Diffrent Strokes or any of the girls from The Facts of Life.
This is kind of a low blow, isn't it?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||03/07/2019|
Mrs. Garret had more range than Jon Hamm.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||03/07/2019|
I thought he was excellent in “Beruit” (2018).
|by Anonymous||reply 15||03/07/2019|
He worked in the role of Don Draper because he came across as shallow and empty, almost entirely devoid of real feeling. Which absolutely worked for a story about a hollow man in a shallow profession, but that slick blankness doesn't work in many other roles, unless he wants to spend his career playing "Mr. Wrong" in romantic comedies.
Plus, his looks have faded to the point where other actors are getting the "Mr. Wrong" calls.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||03/07/2019|
He should have got prison time for what he did as a frat boy. He's creepy.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||03/07/2019|
He's worked pretty steadily, which isn't bad for someone his age who got their start in TV. His looks typecast him somewhat, unlike a Bryan Cranston, who can play a wider variety of roles.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||03/07/2019|
Hasn’t he made a ton of money being the voice of Mercedes-Benz?
It’s not a hit tv show or movie, but most actors would kill for that gig.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||03/07/2019|
He only has one thing going for him and it is not his face, body or talent.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||03/07/2019|
He needed to have his heavy, pendulous balls milked down my throat, twice daily.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||03/07/2019|
He is very attractive and well received by the entertainment press. For his career to have stalled the way it has suggests that he has an unusually nasty personality, even by the standards of showbiz. The story from college is telling, yes people can change but not as drastically as we might want to believe.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||03/07/2019|
I would rather see more of John Slattery
|by Anonymous||reply 25||03/07/2019|
I only found him attractive as Don Draper otherwise his goofy facial expression and lack of upper lip are not attractive.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||03/07/2019|
I don't think that he is nasty - I seem to remember hearing he's a lot of fun to work with, thus the 30 Rock and SNL roles. He is just is extremely limited as an actor, much like January Jones. I thought he was WAYYY overrated in MM.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||03/07/2019|
The father from Eight Is Enough Dick Van Patten said once: You are only as successful as the show you're on.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||03/07/2019|
He had one iconic role, which is more than 99% of actors get in their careers. He hit his professional ceiling so to speak. And, yeah, the alcoholism doesn't help.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||03/07/2019|
I think he’s a good actor
|by Anonymous||reply 30||03/07/2019|
DL Queens is Jon Hamm GAY or STRAIGHT?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||03/07/2019|
I never liked his face. Something yucky about him.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||03/07/2019|
Maybe he's the one actor who will take his HBO millions and just retire. I would
|by Anonymous||reply 33||03/07/2019|
He had a very brief but funny cameo in Bill Hader’s HBO show Barry. Barry (Bill Hader) has a fantasy sequence where he’s a famous actor living in a nice house and he’s friends with Jon Hamm, who stops by for a BBQ.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||03/07/2019|
Michael Fassbender got his career.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||03/07/2019|
His feature films have tanked for the most part.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||03/07/2019|
R11, those shows were more successful by viewers in their their day than MadMen ever was in ours.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||03/07/2019|
As others have said, he has limited range. He is not aging well either. He also doesn't seem to play the Hollywood game of keeping in shape. It was so disappointing to see him shirtless on MM - no shape, too soft.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||03/07/2019|
He's had 35 credits after Mad Men. It's hard for actors with iconic roles to get the chance to play different types of parts. They're just very heavily associated with that character. Very few actors ever get a gig that good and even fewer get more than one. He was already in his mid/late 30s when he became famous. He was tied to a TV contract at that point so he could only do film roles that didn't conflict. He was in his 40s by the time Mad Men ended. Most movie leading men don't start that old. He's doing fine.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||03/07/2019|
He was early mid-thirties when he got Mad Men and despite looking like Don Draper before that he wasn't considered star material, and HBO didn't think he was sexy. I think outside Mad Men he is still hard to cast and doesn't quite project what they need him to project. Most roles have something archtypical in them and Hamm really isn't an archtypical leading man in his qualities. For me he's most convincing as dad. And for all the notches on Don Draper's bed post, walls, carpets, cars, hotels, etc., he always projected a kind of idealized 1960s dad quality to me. There's not a lot of call for that in films//tv/theatre.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||03/07/2019|
A couple of blind items from the Oscars and this month say he’s fallen off the wagon again. HAMMered, I think one said.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||03/07/2019|
I think what he did best on Mad Men was crying/sobbing and also drinking. I think he was a wipeout in most of the romance/sex stuff even though the writers (Weiner?) were obsessed with showing Draper's sex life. He was really good as broken Don, crying Don, drunk Don, mean Don, intentional Don. But Don Draper just having a day was not that interesting. Most movies you are following the character, relating to him, and he engages you even before the big emotional beats arrive. Hamm is mostly good at the big emotional beats and not so much the every day-ness. And the erotic stuff - he is terrible. Although of course he's great at drunk, sloppy, disgusting, who the hell is this in my bed Don.
AND there's his face. i agree about the face. The mouth and chin - something there disrupts the handsomeness.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||03/07/2019|
R41 I don't think he ever really went on the wagon - I suspect that was spin.
Also the frat stuff - not only was that brutal, and not only did he do what he did when he was a little too old to be doing it, there was something hard core mean/evil about it. And when he finally spoke about it, he did it all wrong. I don't know how aware the public is of all that but maybe it turned people in the industry off, even though of course most people in the industry are hypocrites.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||03/07/2019|
Jon Hamm is one of those guys who just needs to be in a suit. I even talked to my therapist once about how I couldn't understand why I was attracted to Don Draper, but not Jon Hamm. We spent an entire session on that and I found out some fascinating things about myself.
As for his career, I think it is fine for what it is. He was never going to be a movie star. He probably needs to go back to TV, playing a patriarch in a primetime soap or something.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||03/07/2019|
[quote] DL Queens is Jon Hamm GAY or STRAIGHT?
It depends on if you're a casting director
|by Anonymous||reply 46||03/07/2019|
I didn’t find him funny on 30 Rock or Kimmy Schmidt.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||03/07/2019|
He's actually kind of pudgy, and kind of one-note as an actor.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||03/07/2019|
He fucked flat assed actress Kristen Wiig. That is an unforgivable sin in Hollywood. January Jones wanted to fuck him.She is much hotter. She is s vapid cunt but Hollywood loves beautiful over funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||03/07/2019|
R43 You are probably right about the spin.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||03/07/2019|
^^ @R50, and Hollywood Producer Tina Fey, "allegedly" -
|by Anonymous||reply 52||03/07/2019|
R47, me neither. Tina Fey really needs to get over him. He's not her B team Alec Baldwin.
Speaking of which, Baldwin is overrated as an actor but when he and Hamm were on the second live SNL, with Baldwin doing the same parts as Hamm - Baldwin on the one that aired on the East Coast and Hamm on the west, Baldwin was just better and funnier. Particularly in the skit about a woman reporter trying to report on NASA to two chauvinistic male anchors. Hamm was one note, Baldwin was much better.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||03/07/2019|
Move over, Joey Lawrence...
|by Anonymous||reply 55||03/07/2019|
Shame on you people! I can't believe no one has suggested he do porn?!
Wait isn't there a porn actor that looks like him?
|by Anonymous||reply 56||03/07/2019|
[quote]I even talked to my therapist once about how I couldn't understand why I was attracted to Don Draper, but not Jon Hamm.
I always suspected this was the kind of thing people talk about in therapy.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||03/07/2019|
He's become as well known for his cock as he has for his acting.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||03/07/2019|
then why haven't we seen the real anaconda?
|by Anonymous||reply 60||03/07/2019|
He couldn't exactly get a perfect 2010 body while he was working on Mad Men, since he was supposed to be a 1960s business guy, so he could never be considered for the Marvel-type roles (although I thought he looked good shirtless on MM). I find him very good in the few movie roles I've seen, like Baby Driver. And, Mad Men was AMC, not HBO. We might have gotten a decent ass shot on HBO.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||03/07/2019|
He has an evil soul and dead eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||03/07/2019|
[quote]Wait isn't there a porn actor that looks like him?
R56, are you talking about Charles Dera? Minus the tats and 'stache, there is a resemblance
|by Anonymous||reply 63||03/07/2019|
It's always the same question. In truth, most big time tv actors don't make it past that defining role. Some do of course, but most head into oblivion. Personally, the frat story turned me off and how he treated on his long time girlfriend.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||03/07/2019|
I haven't read through the thread, but didn't he have some fucked up childhood or something happened with his mother? I know "Don Draper" had mommy issues, but doesn't Hamm have them as well?
Too lazy to google.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||03/07/2019|
What's the frat story again? Please. Don't want to Google.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||03/07/2019|
Agree, r61. Thought I read somewhere that the MM cast were instructed to not look like they worked out, had to have bodies looking authentic for the era.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||03/07/2019|
R65/R66I think his mother died when he was really young. Lived with his dad after that.
Hamm, according to the pledge, Mark Allen Sanders, became angry when he was unable to recite a list of details he was supposed to memorize about the fraternity members. He then set Sanders’s jeans on fire, pushed his face into the dirt and hit him with a paddle, the AP said, citing documents.
Hamm participated in the hazing “till the very end,” Sanders said. Sanders added that he needed medical care and eventually withdrew from the school.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||03/07/2019|
Last year, Hamm was in an episode of UK’s Travel Man with Richard Ayoade.
Each episode, Ayoade takes a weekend mini-break/vacation to somewhere in easy flying distance from the UK with another celebrity - and they see and do lotsa quirky shit and have a good time. Love the show!
Hamm was his big international (American!) celebrity guest for a weekend in Hong Kong (which isn’t exactly a quick and easy commute from the UK - but it was Christmas and meant to be a special episode).
Anyway - Hamm was great! I fell for the guy in a big way. He was smart and funny - self deprecating and self aware - goofy and silly as well at genuinely witty and charming. And still ridiculously handsome. You get the idea they genuinely had a ball.
And he keeps getting gigs in UK stuff - the AbFab movie - Black Mirror - etc. I can’t see anyone there still wanting to work with him if he’s hard going. It’s a smaller industry and word gets around pretty quickly...
We’re all lovin’ us some Hamm!
|by Anonymous||reply 69||03/07/2019|
Too much was written about his appendage (See: Valderrama, Jobless Wilmer).
|by Anonymous||reply 70||03/07/2019|
Before Mad Men, Hamm was a regular on an old not very interesting cop show called The Division. I only watched a couple of episodes but I do recall Hamm's acting was terrible. Quite unappealing, not someone you would look at and ever think he could become a Don Draper.
Plus he seemed like such a schmuck. Seeing his appearances since, the schmuck seems like just who he is.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||03/07/2019|
Travel Man is a great show. Lens has been on it too.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||03/08/2019|
Would a "leaked" cock pic help or hurt his career?
|by Anonymous||reply 74||03/08/2019|
He's so hot. And he stopped drinking. He'll be okay.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||03/08/2019|
We wish to orally service John both front-al and rear-al!
|by Anonymous||reply 76||03/08/2019|
I don't think he's a bad actor, but he doesn't pop on the big screen. Don Draper was the perfect role for him, but he's not really movie star material. Neither is Brian Cranston. George Clooney was the exception, not the rule.
Elisabeth Moss is the only one whose career has continued on an upward trajectory. It's not a coincidence that she was the youngest principle.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||03/08/2019|
He’s attractive, but I’ve always gotten a creepy vibe from him— even way before the frat stuff came out.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||03/08/2019|
I wonder if all the brouhaha over his big ol' pendulous pecker has turned people off hiring him.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||03/08/2019|
George Clooney made the transition from iconic tv role to movie star and they both share that same somewhat closed off, wooden quality. But JH lacks Clooney's charisma.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||03/08/2019|
Clooney has his 'down home Kentucky boy' side that people find endearing. Hamm comes off like a elitist city dude. Not as likable to the masses.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||03/08/2019|
He has a huge cock so he doesn't need you bitches' approval.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||03/08/2019|
An elitist city dude from St. Louis, MO. When Hal Holbrook finally kicks the bucket, Hamm can take over the "Mark Twain Tonight" franchise.
He did have a fucked up childhood. His parents divorced when he was 2 years old. He lived with his mother until she got colon cancer and died when he was 10. His mother gone, he went to live in a new home with his father. That's a LOT of trauma to endure before the age of 10. So, yes, no surprise that he has anger issues and would go on to develop a drinking problem. If those problems did not develop, something else almost surely would.
He's handsome. He's hung. He's a very good actor when cast appropriately, which is the same requirement for every actor. I wish him nothing but success. I hope he will find it in a series of films that require of him a lot of nudity.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||03/08/2019|
R80, the way he has managed to make sure everyone is aware of its existence by eschewing underwear...
|by Anonymous||reply 87||03/08/2019|
Who wouldn't eschew Jon Hamm's underwear? I would esniff them and eslick them, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||03/08/2019|
This is such a weird thread. No, he's not a movie star, but the idea that his career is stalled somehow just doesn't apply. He's been working steadily in films and television ever since the show ended.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||03/08/2019|
Jon Hamm needs to do a Bringing Up Baby-esque comedy with Peter Bogdanovich. They could resurrect each other's career.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||03/08/2019|
Imagine how much better La La Landwould have been with Jon Hamm in the role incapably filled by Ryan Gosling.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||03/08/2019|
[quote] His parents divorced when he was 2 years old. He lived with his mother until she got colon cancer and died when he was 10. His mother gone, he went to live in a new home with his father.
Who then died when he was 18 or something.
I'm not excusing his hideous behavior in college, but it sounds like he was pretty much an orphan by then.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||03/08/2019|
He needs to go after Liam Neeson-esque action movie roles.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||03/08/2019|
Just FYI, he has a TERRIBLE body. Flabby as fuck. Zero muscle tone. He showed it off, unfortunately, on SNL more than once.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||03/08/2019|
Who is his agent? I bet his representation shares the blame. Jon Hamm was very funny on 30 Rock-- to be honest that's the only thing I've seen him on. He should do more comedy.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||03/08/2019|
I would love to be the tailor who measures Hamm's inseam.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||03/08/2019|
[quote]What's your guess?
Reluctance to share the Hamm.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||03/08/2019|
Bryan Cranston has ended up the same way. I know he's had a few big roles in some recent movies but he'll always be Walter White. Is the whole Hammaconda moniker a thing because of that Photoshopped photo of him walking down the street? Is there any real proof in REAL pictures that suggest he's hung like an elephant?
|by Anonymous||reply 99||03/08/2019|
I heard he was a bit of a pig, and he hogged all the good lines.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||03/08/2019|
[quote] Who then died when he was 18 or something.
His father did (when Hamm was 20), R92.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||03/08/2019|
That's very young to be absolutely on your own. Very. Of course it has happened countless times throughout history, but it terms of understanding him, none of that matters.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||03/08/2019|
Now that he got that awful Romanoffs out of his system, Matthew Weiner needs to create a new series for Hamm. They worked magic together.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||03/08/2019|
I love all you nothings going on about what a failure Hamm is. Look in the mirror, assholes.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||03/08/2019|
Um--he's starred in movies since then. Worry about your own careers. LMFAO.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||03/08/2019|
Bryan Cranston will always be the dad from Malcolm in the Middle to me.
Don Draper was JH’s big role, the role of a lifetime where his casting was just right and the show took off, and most actors don’t ever get one of those jobs. He has been able to translate that experience into some film roles and guest TV work. He’s doing about as well as could be expected.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||03/08/2019|
And what big studio films would you expect him to be cast as the lead in? He was already mid forties when Mad Men ended. And you have to remember that Mad Men didn’t have a huge audience; it wasn’t like Clooney coming off of ER.
And he’s still doing supporting roles in studio films, leads in indies, and television work.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||03/08/2019|
Hamm has the kind of body that looks much better clothed than naked. He's certainly not fat, he's certainly not flabby, he just has no muscle definition. So his garments drape quite nicely.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||03/08/2019|
He looks fabulous naked because he looks like an actual man, not a narcissistic gym bunny who is primped to every extreme possible.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||03/08/2019|
I agree that his body, although not defined, is perfectly nice & sexy. I've seen his shirtless photos. Nothing to scoff at whatsoever. But when you see a man as handsome as he is, with that big ol' peen, you just expect him to be an Adonis naked. But when the kit comes off you're like "oh no, not what I expected at all".
|by Anonymous||reply 110||03/08/2019|
If the Downton Abbey movie is a success later this year, and I don't doubt it will be, look for a Mad Men movie. It would be mid 70's now and I can see despite all the protests Weiner was done with it, money will make this happen and Jon Hamm can bring back Don Draper and maybe get an Oscar nod. Word is out that Joanne Froghead is really Oscar bait for the DA movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||03/08/2019|
For the same reason he was unknown before he got his big break in Mad Men: Hamm is a very LIMITED ACTOR
Mercedes commercials are a good gig for him now, and certainly pay the bills with very little effort. I don't see much success in another role, I mean big Mad Men success. He's not good enough an actor to graduate into character roles as he gets older. It looks like he's accepted that his career peaked with Don Draper.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||03/08/2019|
[quote]Is there any real proof in REAL pictures that suggest he's hung like an elephant?
No. He tends to go commando and so it's more visible, but I've never seen a picture that suggests he's really hung.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||03/08/2019|
Everywhere but Datalounge, Jon Hamm is considered to be a sexy, attractive, talented guy. But carry on, bitches. Continue explaining how he's not good enough for you.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||03/08/2019|
Mad Men: the movie is an interesting idea. Wiener would not know how to tell a story in two hours, though. Or we'd see Megan Teefs, the movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||03/08/2019|
I think the only thing that will save his career is to go full-frontal like he did when he posed for this painting.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||03/08/2019|
Something that people forget is that Mad Men was a "niche" big hit. It did well with upscale, urban audiences. I remember articles being written about Mad Men making so much money for AMC because the audience was affluent and that they could charge more for 30 second ads by more upscale companies than other shows because of the audience demographics. Or to break it down they were selling Ford Pintos on CBS and Mercedes $ Class on AMC during Mad Men.
I think what that translates to is that Mad Men wasn't the kind of show and didn't have the kind of actors who were going to get mass audiences into the theaters. So it would make sense that a film career would be limited for Jon Hamm.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||03/08/2019|
[quote]Everywhere but Datalounge, Jon Hamm is considered to be a sexy, attractive, talented guy. But carry on, bitches. Continue explaining how he's not good enough for you.
Personally, I do find him handsome - his most famous asset not being the most important drive of that.
However, the fact that he has NOT had any meaningful parts or greater success post-Mad Men argues against your positon that "Everywhere but Datalounge, Jon Hamm is considered to be a sexy, attractive, talented guy."
If he were universally acclaimed as such, he'd have a bigger career now. How else would you explain it?
|by Anonymous||reply 119||03/08/2019|
[quote] I think he's a quirky character actor trapped in that body.
I agree. He could do comedy, but his attractiveness is distracting. I could never see him as a leading man or an action hero. He was made to play Don Draper and that's pretty much it.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||03/08/2019|
He was perfect in Mad Man. I dare you to find a middle age man, workaholics and drunk with a insta-ho body, specially in the 60s
|by Anonymous||reply 121||03/08/2019|
Every sister on this board dreams of being cornholed bareback by Jon!
|by Anonymous||reply 122||03/08/2019|
He does a ton of indie films. I've seen him at Sundance for the last 2 years. He's actually very nice in person. We had a great conversation in Park City.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||03/08/2019|
I suspect that many of the DL posters have hideous fat, flabby and pasty bodies and so are much more forgiving of a Jon Hamm body. I am serious. Most people don't look like movie stars.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||03/08/2019|
He's always reminded me of the human version of American Dad....who I find so hot, even though he's a cartoon character. Jon Hamm has his exact personality and look.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||03/08/2019|
[quote] We had a great conversation in Park City.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||03/08/2019|
Hamm is a terrible name for an actor.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||03/08/2019|
Looks pretty impressive to me. I can only imagine what it's like erect. He's definitely girthy, even flaccid.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||03/08/2019|
Everywhere but Datalounge, Jon Hamm is unknown.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||03/08/2019|
Baby Driver was a big international hit. Moss is TV only. And an unapologetic Scientologist to boot so bye gurl.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||03/08/2019|
What is the status of this case?
|by Anonymous||reply 131||03/08/2019|
Hot. Seems to not take himself too seriously. Looks like he would be fun to hang out with.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||03/08/2019|
Didn't know he's going to be in the new Top Gun movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||03/08/2019|
[quote] He looks fabulous naked because he looks like an actual man, not a narcissistic gym bunny who is primped to every extreme possible.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||03/08/2019|
If Jon Hamm confronted you naked in real life most of you DL Bitches would be on your knees ready to take his jumbo hot dog-PRONTO!
|by Anonymous||reply 135||03/08/2019|
In the photos it appears to be a semi, we would estimate hard it would be max a nicely thick average, which is 7 inches.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||03/08/2019|
His cock is not that impressive. No fat, bull sized testicles, no huge width to the dick shape. A flaccid outline in pants. Meh.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||03/08/2019|
LOL, r57. That really does not seem like a conversation worth paying to have.
As for Hamm's career, I thought he was very good in Black Mirror, but for the most part, I think he works better and has more appeal in a period role. For whatever reason, when he plays someone contemporary, he tends to come across doofus-y and uninteresting.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||03/08/2019|
I sucked the life force out of Hamm along with about 100 delicious heavy loads.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||03/08/2019|
[quote]I'm not excusing his hideous behavior in college, but it sounds like he was pretty much an orphan by then.
My heart bleeds for him.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||03/08/2019|
Interesting. Hamm was only making $20k per episode the first season of MAD MEN. It was AMC, after all.
By season 5, it was $250k an episode + cut of syndicatation $$$. And by that point, he was making far more as a voiceover performer.
I don’t think he’s ever going to have a major film career. Maybe he’ll head another TV series. But I don’t think he has to work again.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||03/08/2019|
Big cock decaying stud Hamm will be fine in life, financially and sexually.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||03/08/2019|
R132, that's why he isn't very successful.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||03/08/2019|
Is Mad Men in syndication?
He couldn’t be making too much from that part of the deal.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||03/08/2019|
He does the Mercedes commercials.
I would watch him in a rom com.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||03/08/2019|
He’s kinda old for a rom com.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||03/08/2019|
Do they still make rom coms?
|by Anonymous||reply 148||03/08/2019|
R80, Hamm plays it up, big time. James Corden practically asked him to take it out and show it to the world on a recent appearance. Hamm was basking in Corden's and the audience's urging him to do so.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||03/08/2019|
Don't worry, Hamm.
I can always get you a bit part in Season 3 of HANDMAID'S TALE.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||03/08/2019|
"Is Mad Men in syndication?"
It's on DirecTV's "Audience" channel every night.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||03/08/2019|
Because men who look like little boys are the in thing. I like a real man like Hamm....not spidertwinks. Grooming the public to be ok with pedophilia.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||03/08/2019|
Now I think of it Netflix has Mad Men.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||03/08/2019|
Not many working actors ever get a hit on the level of Mad Men or Breaking Bad, so Hamm and Cranston capitalized on those lightning in a bottle moments. But to say they have flopped since isn't true. They've returned to bring working actors.
Hamm would be great in Cary Grant type roles. Perhaps he'll become what Leslie Nielsen became later in life and just have fun with his persona. Although that's assuming Hamm keeps his looks. Otherwise everyone will see him and think "God, he used to be so handsome." If that's the case, he'd need a surprisingly good acting role.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||03/09/2019|
He'd be a perfect Mortimer Brewster in a big screen remake of "Arsenic and Old Lace."
|by Anonymous||reply 156||03/09/2019|
He was in Bridesmaid as well - played Kristen Wig’s cad of a boyfriend
|by Anonymous||reply 157||03/09/2019|
Too bad he is american, he is almost perfect for James Bond
|by Anonymous||reply 158||03/09/2019|
R157, after hearing about the frat hazing, I always think that the Bridesmaids role was closest to his real persona.
I wonder WHET to his ex?
|by Anonymous||reply 159||03/09/2019|
I like the painting he posed for upthread. That is exactly what I think his cock looks like.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||03/09/2019|
My vibe is that he is a SHOWER (and damn, a nice one) but not much of a grower.
You can just tell.
Some guys look really good in pants due to their body shape, and their dick is just more pronounced.
Some guys show nothing and are packing massive sizemeat.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||03/09/2019|
I wonder if we will ever get to see Jon's meat in this lifetime.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||03/09/2019|
I just saw the trailer for GOOD OMENS, the Neil Gaiman+Terry Pratchett satire-fantasy novel TV adaptation, and he’s in it. Looks like a sizeable role.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||03/09/2019|
We know what you mean Miss r161. We used to service a magnificent thick 9 inch sizemeat who showed NOTHING in jeans - it was amazing.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||03/09/2019|
It's best to leave something to the imagination
|by Anonymous||reply 166||03/09/2019|
In interviews he's always come off as charming, funny as hell, and self-effacing.
Character actor trapped in the body of an aging romantic lead. Casting agents don't quite know what to do with him.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||03/09/2019|
[quote]He's become as well known for his cock as he has for his acting.
The best acting he's done is when he wears that cock-ring with no underwear and pretends he's got a big cock - like millions of other aging queens
|by Anonymous||reply 168||03/09/2019|
Hilarious, r168. Keep all this bullshit coming--thoroughly enjoying it!
|by Anonymous||reply 169||03/09/2019|
Wonder if he'd ever do a gay sex scene.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||03/09/2019|
He got his big break late in life, and Mad Men sucked up all his remaining perfect looking years. But he's still working and he's still rich, where's the tragedy?
|by Anonymous||reply 171||03/09/2019|
The tragedy is that he is not sitting on my face right now.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||03/09/2019|
I think he's a better comedic actor than dramatic. He was hilarious during his appearances on "30 Rock" and "The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt". His showcase episode "Party Monster" was terrific. Even Sarah Silverman was surprised by him doing "Mad Man" because she just knew of him as this funny guy who hung around comedians at their poker nights.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||03/09/2019|
He was very funny on a couple episodes of Web Therapy with Lisa Kudrow.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||03/09/2019|
Surely he must have drunken texted a pic of his cock at least once to some prospective hookup.
So, why hasn't it been leaked yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 176||03/09/2019|
R176, I haver already called it. He is a great grower, but not a shower.
BUT, it looks PERFECTLY shaped. A perfectly shaped 6.5 inches -MAX-
Jon knows this. And he probably laughs at all of us obsessing over is mildy , barely above average weenis!
|by Anonymous||reply 178||03/09/2019|
Lucille Ball got her BIG BREAK at 40 years old when I Love Lucy went on the air. Jon Hamm was 36 years old when MAD MEN went on the air.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||03/09/2019|
You DL BITCHES wished MAD MEN had been on HBO and not AMC because then you would have seen Don Draper's COCK AND BALLS.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||03/09/2019|
Made a big mistake not giving a shit about his body. Too many shots of him online and in the tabs looking out of shape and flabby. He needed to shape up and look good with his shirt off.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||03/09/2019|
Jon Hamm was last seen on Chaturbate.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||03/09/2019|
He's worked steadily since MM, in some interesting roles.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||03/09/2019|
Well, damn. Yesterday was his birthday.
Had I known I would have offered a blowie and everything.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||03/11/2019|
His dick isn't a member of SAG.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||03/11/2019|
A lot of TV actors work steadily after their show ends but those projects don’t have the big audience their hit had. They also don’t get to do the chat show rounds or get magazine covers to promote these roles so you get people saying WHET and I thought (s)he was dead.
|by Anonymous||reply 188||03/11/2019|
Neinsagers. He's a shower and a grower. Hamm sports the fat long juicy schlong of your dreams.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||03/11/2019|
Neinsagers! Yes! Whatever R189 said.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||03/12/2019|
"You want me. I know it."
|by Anonymous||reply 191||03/12/2019|
He does have fantastic teeth.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||03/13/2019|
one of the most desired actors in town. he very picky...and a bit lazy....he prefer stay home and have girls line up to suk his salami.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||03/13/2019|
I doubt he's that rich AMC are cheapos.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||03/13/2019|
He makes hella more $ from escorting than from acting, charges a grande an hour. is booked up thru Halloween. shhhhh(rich Asian bitches eat him up
|by Anonymous||reply 195||03/13/2019|
Are you saying he pays for hookers, R193? Sounds like it.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||03/13/2019|
honey they pay him, uve see his face/body and cock???
|by Anonymous||reply 197||03/13/2019|
oh please, he's not a whore. At his age and the way he drinks, no way that cock is working 100% or staying hard.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||03/13/2019|
He did something awful in college and as handsome as he is, he does not deserve forgiveness.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||03/13/2019|
one of the most popular Casanovas in town, he has his pick of any sugar mommy or daddi that he wants. one thrust of his ten inch cock down a CEO's throat, and he is in like flint, honey
|by Anonymous||reply 200||03/13/2019|
Why hasn't he taken a stab at Broadway?
|by Anonymous||reply 201||03/14/2019|
Broadway don't go for booze and donkey dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||03/14/2019|
he will, is looking for the right piece.
he is a delightful person, and he don't give a shit what u think.
he is jon hamm
who is u?
|by Anonymous||reply 203||03/14/2019|
None of the Mad Men actors have had another big hit since then.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||03/14/2019|
R202, you could not be more wrong in that assertion.
Broadway will crawl in any gutter for either of those things.
|by Anonymous||reply 205||03/14/2019|
he auditioned for a big comedy by a big writer , but was sposed to be in his undies for half the show
|by Anonymous||reply 206||03/14/2019|
We just watched "Beruit" on Amazon, in which he was the lead, along with Rosamund Pike. Good action/thriller and Hamm did a great job. (And looked as great as ever, I might add.)
|by Anonymous||reply 207||03/14/2019|
Hamm is so damned photogenic that he would be wasted on Broadway. If he wants to do it, that's fine with me. But with that face, he should be in front of a camera five days a week. Preferably undressed. Of course.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||03/14/2019|
Really, r204? Elizabeth Moss in The Handmaid's Tale?
|by Anonymous||reply 209||03/14/2019|
He was ruined in Mad Men when he had sex with that homely cult member girl. I mean, who the hell would do that, even as acting?? I think that killed his career. I, however, would be happy to have him as my kept man ANY time!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 210||03/14/2019|
R35, now there are two of the sexiest men alive. Not just handsome: sex!
|by Anonymous||reply 212||03/14/2019|
He needs to do more comedy. Maybe redo some old Rock Hudson romantic comedies.
Like Ben Affleck, he has this wacky side he suppresses.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||03/14/2019|
Emma Stone and Jon Hamm in a big screen remake of PILLOW TALK.
But don't update it with slathered on irony and contemporary references. It is grounded in its time.
|by Anonymous||reply 214||03/14/2019|
I think he's good looking but lacks sex appeal. He has that "I like to smell my farts" vibe.
|by Anonymous||reply 216||03/14/2019|
Never heard of that vibe.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||03/14/2019|
r209 nobody watches the Handmaid's Tale except blue-haired unfuckable SJWs who identify as "queer."
|by Anonymous||reply 218||03/14/2019|
He's handsome and looks like he's got a big cock, but he sure doesn't seem very interesting.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||03/14/2019|
Not only a huge cock, but I'll bet he's got a big pair of low-hanging balls that he likes to swing back and forth over your face.
|by Anonymous||reply 222||03/14/2019|
[quote] Emma Stone and Jon Hamm in a big screen remake of PILLOW TALK.But don't update it with slathered on irony and contemporary references.
You mean like this?
|by Anonymous||reply 223||03/14/2019|
Hamm is the kind of guy who could show up at my house unannounced, drunk as shit at 2am, and just have his way with me. But I wouldn't want to date him.
|by Anonymous||reply 224||03/14/2019|
he brilliant on SNL.... the Halloween stuff breaks me up.
|by Anonymous||reply 225||03/14/2019|
I gots dibs on his pussy hole!
|by Anonymous||reply 226||03/14/2019|
i dont think he has that much money, because he splited with his 18 years girlfriend, and he probebly had to pay her a lot of money, half of their properties. i think thats why he did all these TV commercials.
|by Anonymous||reply 227||03/15/2019|
He bought her an apartment on the UES when they split. God knows that costs a chunk of money.
|by Anonymous||reply 228||03/15/2019|
yes, so after he bought the apartment and waste so much money he needed to fill out the bank account by doing embarrassing commercials.
|by Anonymous||reply 229||03/15/2019|
Substance abuse issues. He a mess.
|by Anonymous||reply 230||03/15/2019|
The more I hear about him, the less I like him...
|by Anonymous||reply 231||03/15/2019|
I'm a fan. too bad about the vices...nobody's perfect, hope he gets the help he needs.
|by Anonymous||reply 232||03/15/2019|
I don't want to keep him. I just want to have sweaty and ambitious sex with him frequently.
|by Anonymous||reply 233||03/15/2019|
[quote] i dont think he has that much money, because he splited with his 18 years girlfriend, and he probebly had to pay her a lot of money, half of their properties.
I find it shocking that anyone would pay for pussy. But it happens all the time.
|by Anonymous||reply 234||03/15/2019|
R234 My sister just bought her ex partner of 9 year an apartment so she can keep the house and had to buy out his share of her business, a childcare centre and divide a retirement fund. It’s not a gender thing anymore but usually men still earn more so more men have to pay out more often than women.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||03/15/2019|
no, its not a gender thing. don't forget that he earn most of the money and she isn't a profitable actress, and he needs to supply for her the same living standard. he probebly need to pay her every month alimony
|by Anonymous||reply 236||03/15/2019|
[quote] Hamm is the kind of guy who could show up at my house unannounced, drunk as shit at 2am, and just have his way with me
He's the kind of guy who would get a key to my place for that very purpose.
|by Anonymous||reply 237||03/15/2019|
No r237 just let him kick in the door. That'll make it even hotter!
|by Anonymous||reply 238||03/15/2019|
The guy that did have a key looked more like Roger Sterling than Don Draper....but man, I loved it when he'd show up.
He was more of a morning guy, which was even hotter.
|by Anonymous||reply 239||03/15/2019|
Something about his cigarette breath turns me off.
|by Anonymous||reply 240||03/15/2019|
They called Jon Hamm the next George Clooney - TV star who becomes a movie star
Why hasn't that happened?
|by Anonymous||reply 241||03/15/2019|
Both women and men fight over him. he has that it factor....and a 11 inch cock.
he is fun, fuks good, treats a partner with dignity, and his star is ascending....he is rich in personality!
|by Anonymous||reply 242||03/15/2019|
When he finally won the Emmy, he looked like a broken man. He had broken up with the longtime girlfriend, everyone knew he had a drink problem. I just saw a sad, broken, pitiful man on the stage and he lost a lost of hotness points. I agree he’s only ONS or dirty weekend material, as a partner he’d be too much hard work. He’s missing the confidence and charisma of a George Clooney. I think he could play more complex characters than George but you only find those in indies, not the mainstream movies you need to become A list.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||03/15/2019|
He is fine, he sends his love
|by Anonymous||reply 244||03/15/2019|
Jon Hamm is well-endowed; this is old news. The Internet likes to point out that Hamm is well-endowed; this is also old news. The new news is that Hamm is not as equally fascinated with his well-endowed status as the Internet is. In an interview with GQ Australia, he said, "It was a topic of fascination for other people, certainly not me." In fact, prior to this interview, he was all for keeping his privates private: "I'm wearing pants, for fuck's sake," he told Rolling Stone in 2013. "Lay off."
The Internet did not lay off, and Hamm softened his stance on the issue. He also identified the silver lining of having the Internet openly discuss the personal matter of his penis. "By the way," he told GQ Australia, "as rumors go, not the worst." True. Very true.
|by Anonymous||reply 245||03/15/2019|
What's all this shit about him having to buy his ex-girlfriend stuff or pay her alimony? They were never married, so unless they had some sort of written agreement, he doesn't owe her anything.
|by Anonymous||reply 246||03/15/2019|
They were together for 18 years, which in California made them common-law spouses. They jointly owned property and investments together.
|by Anonymous||reply 247||03/15/2019|
You cannot be with someone for years and in their case almost 20 years, then walk out and leave the other person high and dry. Alimony if you’re not married is called palimony. Be careful out there R246 or you will get screwed for the screwing you got. never open a joint account with a boyfriend and never co-sign on anything.
|by Anonymous||reply 248||03/15/2019|
Reid Scott is the next George Cloooney, not Hamm.
|by Anonymous||reply 249||03/15/2019|
So much misinformation. California does not recognize common-law marriages. PERIOD. There is no such thing in California. There is also no legal term called "palimony." It's a made-up word.
|by Anonymous||reply 250||03/15/2019|
Palimony. As stated above, without a WRITTEN contract, there is no requirement for any kind of payment.
|by Anonymous||reply 251||03/15/2019|
he owed her zero, but was still generous, he that kind of guy...
|by Anonymous||reply 252||03/15/2019|
Jennifer Westfeldt didn't need any parting gifts from Hamm. She is a working actress and director.
Plus, she got to enjoy his massive cock for 18 years.
|by Anonymous||reply 253||03/15/2019|
I doesn't agree. she needs his money as well. when they started dating she was much successful actress than he was. but things change, and she used to live in a very high level , and also she doesn't have a lot of projects- that actually makes money.
|by Anonymous||reply 254||03/16/2019|
successful??? never heard of her. omg her genetically modified face.
|by Anonymous||reply 255||03/16/2019|
No, she was! and it was relative to his unsuccessful career till Mad Men. now she isn't successful and she needs his money.....otherwise i dont think she will get along in NYC.
|by Anonymous||reply 256||03/16/2019|
jon we love u, ur fun, cute and ur film/tv choices are alwys a blast....CONTINUED GOOD LUCK BB
|by Anonymous||reply 257||03/16/2019|
Show us the goods, Jonny.
|by Anonymous||reply 258||03/16/2019|
He's fun and hot. I like a man with vices. Nobody's perfect.
|by Anonymous||reply 259||03/16/2019|