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Jon Hamm

I wonder why he hasn't really had a career since Mad Men ended. He was sexy as hell on that show, and one would think he could easily be leading man material in movies. He's a good actor and I don't think I've ever read that he was difficult to work with or any sort of diva-like persona.

What's your guess?

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by Anonymousreply 103/07/2019

He old.

by Anonymousreply 203/07/2019

Typecast as Don Draper


I think he's a quirky character actor trapped in that body.

by Anonymousreply 303/07/2019

Blew his wad. Not every TV actor can have a career of varied parts after they’ve become branded by one role. Almost none can. It’s like Mr Drummond from Diffrent Strokes or any of the girls from The Facts of Life. He is and will be a relic of the Obama era. Hope he saved!

by Anonymousreply 403/07/2019

Far less likable and universally appealing than previously thought. Substance abuser. Rage issues.

Kind of a douche.

by Anonymousreply 503/07/2019

He was good on both 30 Rock and Kimmy Schmidt. Tina Fey needs to create a comedy series for him.

by Anonymousreply 603/07/2019

I loved Mad Men, but I never thought he was a great actor. His character was extremely guarded and closed, so he never really had scenes that had a lot of range. And if you play what you know, the alcoholism of Don was not a stretch for him. It's kind of amazing when you compare his post MM career to Elizabeth Moss.

by Anonymousreply 703/07/2019

[quote] Blew his wad.

I wish.

by Anonymousreply 803/07/2019

Stumbling drunk

by Anonymousreply 903/07/2019

I thought he got sober.

by Anonymousreply 1003/07/2019

[quote]It’s like Mr Drummond from Diffrent Strokes or any of the girls from The Facts of Life.

This is kind of a low blow, isn't it?

by Anonymousreply 1103/07/2019

Wouldn’t put out?

by Anonymousreply 1203/07/2019

Mrs. Garret had more range than Jon Hamm.

by Anonymousreply 1303/07/2019

[quote] Stumbling drunk

That's the one.

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by Anonymousreply 1403/07/2019

I thought he was excellent in “Beruit” (2018).

by Anonymousreply 1503/07/2019

He worked in the role of Don Draper because he came across as shallow and empty, almost entirely devoid of real feeling. Which absolutely worked for a story about a hollow man in a shallow profession, but that slick blankness doesn't work in many other roles, unless he wants to spend his career playing "Mr. Wrong" in romantic comedies.

Plus, his looks have faded to the point where other actors are getting the "Mr. Wrong" calls.

by Anonymousreply 1603/07/2019

He should have got prison time for what he did as a frat boy. He's creepy.

by Anonymousreply 1703/07/2019

R17 has morals.

by Anonymousreply 1803/07/2019

He's worked pretty steadily, which isn't bad for someone his age who got their start in TV. His looks typecast him somewhat, unlike a Bryan Cranston, who can play a wider variety of roles.

by Anonymousreply 1903/07/2019

Hasn’t he made a ton of money being the voice of Mercedes-Benz?

It’s not a hit tv show or movie, but most actors would kill for that gig.

by Anonymousreply 2003/07/2019

He only has one thing going for him and it is not his face, body or talent.

by Anonymousreply 2103/07/2019

He needed to have his heavy, pendulous balls milked down my throat, twice daily.

by Anonymousreply 2203/07/2019

He's smart too!

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by Anonymousreply 2303/07/2019

He is very attractive and well received by the entertainment press. For his career to have stalled the way it has suggests that he has an unusually nasty personality, even by the standards of showbiz. The story from college is telling, yes people can change but not as drastically as we might want to believe.

by Anonymousreply 2403/07/2019

I would rather see more of John Slattery

by Anonymousreply 2503/07/2019

I only found him attractive as Don Draper otherwise his goofy facial expression and lack of upper lip are not attractive.

by Anonymousreply 2603/07/2019

I don't think that he is nasty - I seem to remember hearing he's a lot of fun to work with, thus the 30 Rock and SNL roles. He is just is extremely limited as an actor, much like January Jones. I thought he was WAYYY overrated in MM.

by Anonymousreply 2703/07/2019

The father from Eight Is Enough Dick Van Patten said once: You are only as successful as the show you're on.

by Anonymousreply 2803/07/2019

He had one iconic role, which is more than 99% of actors get in their careers. He hit his professional ceiling so to speak. And, yeah, the alcoholism doesn't help.

by Anonymousreply 2903/07/2019

I think he’s a good actor

by Anonymousreply 3003/07/2019

DL Queens is Jon Hamm GAY or STRAIGHT?

by Anonymousreply 3103/07/2019

I never liked his face. Something yucky about him.

by Anonymousreply 3203/07/2019

Maybe he's the one actor who will take his HBO millions and just retire. I would

by Anonymousreply 3303/07/2019

He had a very brief but funny cameo in Bill Hader’s HBO show Barry. Barry (Bill Hader) has a fantasy sequence where he’s a famous actor living in a nice house and he’s friends with Jon Hamm, who stops by for a BBQ.

by Anonymousreply 3403/07/2019

Michael Fassbender got his career.

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by Anonymousreply 3503/07/2019

His feature films have tanked for the most part.

by Anonymousreply 3603/07/2019

R11, those shows were more successful by viewers in their their day than MadMen ever was in ours.

by Anonymousreply 3703/07/2019

As others have said, he has limited range. He is not aging well either. He also doesn't seem to play the Hollywood game of keeping in shape. It was so disappointing to see him shirtless on MM - no shape, too soft.

by Anonymousreply 3803/07/2019

He's had 35 credits after Mad Men. It's hard for actors with iconic roles to get the chance to play different types of parts. They're just very heavily associated with that character. Very few actors ever get a gig that good and even fewer get more than one. He was already in his mid/late 30s when he became famous. He was tied to a TV contract at that point so he could only do film roles that didn't conflict. He was in his 40s by the time Mad Men ended. Most movie leading men don't start that old. He's doing fine.

by Anonymousreply 3903/07/2019

He was early mid-thirties when he got Mad Men and despite looking like Don Draper before that he wasn't considered star material, and HBO didn't think he was sexy. I think outside Mad Men he is still hard to cast and doesn't quite project what they need him to project. Most roles have something archtypical in them and Hamm really isn't an archtypical leading man in his qualities. For me he's most convincing as dad. And for all the notches on Don Draper's bed post, walls, carpets, cars, hotels, etc., he always projected a kind of idealized 1960s dad quality to me. There's not a lot of call for that in films//tv/theatre.

by Anonymousreply 4003/07/2019

A couple of blind items from the Oscars and this month say he’s fallen off the wagon again. HAMMered, I think one said.

by Anonymousreply 4103/07/2019

I think what he did best on Mad Men was crying/sobbing and also drinking. I think he was a wipeout in most of the romance/sex stuff even though the writers (Weiner?) were obsessed with showing Draper's sex life. He was really good as broken Don, crying Don, drunk Don, mean Don, intentional Don. But Don Draper just having a day was not that interesting. Most movies you are following the character, relating to him, and he engages you even before the big emotional beats arrive. Hamm is mostly good at the big emotional beats and not so much the every day-ness. And the erotic stuff - he is terrible. Although of course he's great at drunk, sloppy, disgusting, who the hell is this in my bed Don.

AND there's his face. i agree about the face. The mouth and chin - something there disrupts the handsomeness.

by Anonymousreply 4203/07/2019

R41 I don't think he ever really went on the wagon - I suspect that was spin.

Also the frat stuff - not only was that brutal, and not only did he do what he did when he was a little too old to be doing it, there was something hard core mean/evil about it. And when he finally spoke about it, he did it all wrong. I don't know how aware the public is of all that but maybe it turned people in the industry off, even though of course most people in the industry are hypocrites.

by Anonymousreply 4303/07/2019

Bad wig for the win.

by Anonymousreply 4403/07/2019

Jon Hamm is one of those guys who just needs to be in a suit. I even talked to my therapist once about how I couldn't understand why I was attracted to Don Draper, but not Jon Hamm. We spent an entire session on that and I found out some fascinating things about myself.

As for his career, I think it is fine for what it is. He was never going to be a movie star. He probably needs to go back to TV, playing a patriarch in a primetime soap or something.

by Anonymousreply 4503/07/2019

[quote] DL Queens is Jon Hamm GAY or STRAIGHT?

It depends on if you're a casting director

by Anonymousreply 4603/07/2019

I didn’t find him funny on 30 Rock or Kimmy Schmidt.

by Anonymousreply 4703/07/2019

He's actually kind of pudgy, and kind of one-note as an actor.

by Anonymousreply 4803/07/2019

Sucks. Sociopath.

So, about Jon Hamm...

DL hates him, right?He does indeed sound like a dick. And yes, he has a nice one, but I mean it in the pejorative sense.I used to think he was the ultimate daddy type, but now I'm like ... maybe not.

by Anonymousreply 4903/07/2019

He fucked flat assed actress Kristen Wiig. That is an unforgivable sin in Hollywood. January Jones wanted to fuck him.She is much hotter. She is s vapid cunt but Hollywood loves beautiful over funny.

by Anonymousreply 5003/07/2019

R43 You are probably right about the spin.

by Anonymousreply 5103/07/2019

^^ @R50, and Hollywood Producer Tina Fey, "allegedly" -

by Anonymousreply 5203/07/2019

R47, me neither. Tina Fey really needs to get over him. He's not her B team Alec Baldwin.

Speaking of which, Baldwin is overrated as an actor but when he and Hamm were on the second live SNL, with Baldwin doing the same parts as Hamm - Baldwin on the one that aired on the East Coast and Hamm on the west, Baldwin was just better and funnier. Particularly in the skit about a woman reporter trying to report on NASA to two chauvinistic male anchors. Hamm was one note, Baldwin was much better.

by Anonymousreply 5303/07/2019

It's Hamm o'time.

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by Anonymousreply 5403/07/2019

Move over, Joey Lawrence...

Jon Hamm Is Ready To Put On The Bat Suit - The Mother of All Nerds

In an interview with the specialized media Hollywood Reporter, the protagonist from ‘Mad Men’ expressed his interest in playing Batman, since he has always been a fan of comics, under a series of conditions. “It depends on the script, what the story is,” the actor told Bensinger. “I am a huge comic book fan, always... Read more »

by Anonymousreply 5503/07/2019

Shame on you people! I can't believe no one has suggested he do porn?!

Wait isn't there a porn actor that looks like him?

by Anonymousreply 5603/07/2019

[quote]I even talked to my therapist once about how I couldn't understand why I was attracted to Don Draper, but not Jon Hamm.

I always suspected this was the kind of thing people talk about in therapy.

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by Anonymousreply 5803/07/2019

He's become as well known for his cock as he has for his acting.

by Anonymousreply 5903/07/2019

then why haven't we seen the real anaconda?

by Anonymousreply 6003/07/2019

He couldn't exactly get a perfect 2010 body while he was working on Mad Men, since he was supposed to be a 1960s business guy, so he could never be considered for the Marvel-type roles (although I thought he looked good shirtless on MM). I find him very good in the few movie roles I've seen, like Baby Driver. And, Mad Men was AMC, not HBO. We might have gotten a decent ass shot on HBO.

by Anonymousreply 6103/07/2019

He has an evil soul and dead eyes.

by Anonymousreply 6203/07/2019

[quote]Wait isn't there a porn actor that looks like him?

R56, are you talking about Charles Dera? Minus the tats and 'stache, there is a resemblance

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by Anonymousreply 6303/07/2019

It's always the same question. In truth, most big time tv actors don't make it past that defining role. Some do of course, but most head into oblivion. Personally, the frat story turned me off and how he treated on his long time girlfriend.

by Anonymousreply 6403/07/2019

I haven't read through the thread, but didn't he have some fucked up childhood or something happened with his mother? I know "Don Draper" had mommy issues, but doesn't Hamm have them as well?

Too lazy to google.

by Anonymousreply 6503/07/2019

What's the frat story again? Please. Don't want to Google.

by Anonymousreply 6603/07/2019

Agree, r61. Thought I read somewhere that the MM cast were instructed to not look like they worked out, had to have bodies looking authentic for the era.

by Anonymousreply 6703/07/2019

R65/R66I think his mother died when he was really young. Lived with his dad after that.

The hazing:

Hamm, according to the pledge, Mark Allen Sanders, became angry when he was unable to recite a list of details he was supposed to memorize about the fraternity members. He then set Sanders’s jeans on fire, pushed his face into the dirt and hit him with a paddle, the AP said, citing documents.

Hamm participated in the hazing “till the very end,” Sanders said. Sanders added that he needed medical care and eventually withdrew from the school.

by Anonymousreply 6803/07/2019

Last year, Hamm was in an episode of UK’s Travel Man with Richard Ayoade.

Each episode, Ayoade takes a weekend mini-break/vacation to somewhere in easy flying distance from the UK with another celebrity - and they see and do lotsa quirky shit and have a good time. Love the show!

Hamm was his big international (American!) celebrity guest for a weekend in Hong Kong (which isn’t exactly a quick and easy commute from the UK - but it was Christmas and meant to be a special episode).

Anyway - Hamm was great! I fell for the guy in a big way. He was smart and funny - self deprecating and self aware - goofy and silly as well at genuinely witty and charming. And still ridiculously handsome. You get the idea they genuinely had a ball.

And he keeps getting gigs in UK stuff - the AbFab movie - Black Mirror - etc. I can’t see anyone there still wanting to work with him if he’s hard going. It’s a smaller industry and word gets around pretty quickly...

We’re all lovin’ us some Hamm!

by Anonymousreply 6903/07/2019

Too much was written about his appendage (See: Valderrama, Jobless Wilmer).

by Anonymousreply 7003/07/2019

Thanks, r68.

by Anonymousreply 7103/07/2019

Before Mad Men, Hamm was a regular on an old not very interesting cop show called The Division. I only watched a couple of episodes but I do recall Hamm's acting was terrible. Quite unappealing, not someone you would look at and ever think he could become a Don Draper.

Plus he seemed like such a schmuck. Seeing his appearances since, the schmuck seems like just who he is.

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Travel Man is a great show. Lens has been on it too.

by Anonymousreply 7303/08/2019

Would a "leaked" cock pic help or hurt his career?

by Anonymousreply 7403/08/2019

He's so hot. And he stopped drinking. He'll be okay.

by Anonymousreply 7503/08/2019

We wish to orally service John both front-al and rear-al!

by Anonymousreply 7603/08/2019

I don't think he's a bad actor, but he doesn't pop on the big screen. Don Draper was the perfect role for him, but he's not really movie star material. Neither is Brian Cranston. George Clooney was the exception, not the rule.

Elisabeth Moss is the only one whose career has continued on an upward trajectory. It's not a coincidence that she was the youngest principle.

by Anonymousreply 7703/08/2019

He’s attractive, but I’ve always gotten a creepy vibe from him— even way before the frat stuff came out.

by Anonymousreply 7803/08/2019

R77, oh DEAR!

by Anonymousreply 7903/08/2019

I wonder if all the brouhaha over his big ol' pendulous pecker has turned people off hiring him.

by Anonymousreply 8003/08/2019

I love you R57

by Anonymousreply 8103/08/2019

What R7 and R25 said

by Anonymousreply 8203/08/2019

George Clooney made the transition from iconic tv role to movie star and they both share that same somewhat closed off, wooden quality. But JH lacks Clooney's charisma.

by Anonymousreply 8303/08/2019

Clooney has his 'down home Kentucky boy' side that people find endearing. Hamm comes off like a elitist city dude. Not as likable to the masses.

by Anonymousreply 8403/08/2019

He has a huge cock so he doesn't need you bitches' approval.

by Anonymousreply 8503/08/2019

An elitist city dude from St. Louis, MO. When Hal Holbrook finally kicks the bucket, Hamm can take over the "Mark Twain Tonight" franchise.

He did have a fucked up childhood. His parents divorced when he was 2 years old. He lived with his mother until she got colon cancer and died when he was 10. His mother gone, he went to live in a new home with his father. That's a LOT of trauma to endure before the age of 10. So, yes, no surprise that he has anger issues and would go on to develop a drinking problem. If those problems did not develop, something else almost surely would.

He's handsome. He's hung. He's a very good actor when cast appropriately, which is the same requirement for every actor. I wish him nothing but success. I hope he will find it in a series of films that require of him a lot of nudity.

by Anonymousreply 8603/08/2019

R80, the way he has managed to make sure everyone is aware of its existence by eschewing underwear...

by Anonymousreply 8703/08/2019

Who wouldn't eschew Jon Hamm's underwear? I would esniff them and eslick them, too.

by Anonymousreply 8803/08/2019

This is such a weird thread. No, he's not a movie star, but the idea that his career is stalled somehow just doesn't apply. He's been working steadily in films and television ever since the show ended.

by Anonymousreply 8903/08/2019

Jon Hamm needs to do a Bringing Up Baby-esque comedy with Peter Bogdanovich. They could resurrect each other's career.

by Anonymousreply 9003/08/2019

Imagine how much better La La Landwould have been with Jon Hamm in the role incapably filled by Ryan Gosling.

by Anonymousreply 9103/08/2019

[quote] His parents divorced when he was 2 years old. He lived with his mother until she got colon cancer and died when he was 10. His mother gone, he went to live in a new home with his father.

Who then died when he was 18 or something.

I'm not excusing his hideous behavior in college, but it sounds like he was pretty much an orphan by then.

by Anonymousreply 9203/08/2019

He needs to go after Liam Neeson-esque action movie roles.

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by Anonymousreply 9303/08/2019

Just FYI, he has a TERRIBLE body. Flabby as fuck. Zero muscle tone. He showed it off, unfortunately, on SNL more than once.

by Anonymousreply 9403/08/2019

Who is his agent? I bet his representation shares the blame. Jon Hamm was very funny on 30 Rock-- to be honest that's the only thing I've seen him on. He should do more comedy.

by Anonymousreply 9503/08/2019

Two words: gay porn

by Anonymousreply 9603/08/2019

I would love to be the tailor who measures Hamm's inseam.

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by Anonymousreply 9703/08/2019

[quote]What's your guess?

Reluctance to share the Hamm.

by Anonymousreply 9803/08/2019

Bryan Cranston has ended up the same way. I know he's had a few big roles in some recent movies but he'll always be Walter White. Is the whole Hammaconda moniker a thing because of that Photoshopped photo of him walking down the street? Is there any real proof in REAL pictures that suggest he's hung like an elephant?

by Anonymousreply 9903/08/2019

I heard he was a bit of a pig, and he hogged all the good lines.

by Anonymousreply 10003/08/2019

[quote] Who then died when he was 18 or something.

His father did (when Hamm was 20), R92.

by Anonymousreply 10103/08/2019

That's very young to be absolutely on your own. Very. Of course it has happened countless times throughout history, but it terms of understanding him, none of that matters.

by Anonymousreply 10203/08/2019

Now that he got that awful Romanoffs out of his system, Matthew Weiner needs to create a new series for Hamm. They worked magic together.

by Anonymousreply 10303/08/2019

I love all you nothings going on about what a failure Hamm is. Look in the mirror, assholes.

by Anonymousreply 10403/08/2019

Um--he's starred in movies since then. Worry about your own careers. LMFAO.

by Anonymousreply 10503/08/2019

Bryan Cranston will always be the dad from Malcolm in the Middle to me.

Don Draper was JH’s big role, the role of a lifetime where his casting was just right and the show took off, and most actors don’t ever get one of those jobs. He has been able to translate that experience into some film roles and guest TV work. He’s doing about as well as could be expected.

by Anonymousreply 10603/08/2019

And what big studio films would you expect him to be cast as the lead in? He was already mid forties when Mad Men ended. And you have to remember that Mad Men didn’t have a huge audience; it wasn’t like Clooney coming off of ER.

And he’s still doing supporting roles in studio films, leads in indies, and television work.

by Anonymousreply 10703/08/2019

Hamm has the kind of body that looks much better clothed than naked. He's certainly not fat, he's certainly not flabby, he just has no muscle definition. So his garments drape quite nicely.

by Anonymousreply 10803/08/2019

He looks fabulous naked because he looks like an actual man, not a narcissistic gym bunny who is primped to every extreme possible.

by Anonymousreply 10903/08/2019

I agree that his body, although not defined, is perfectly nice & sexy. I've seen his shirtless photos. Nothing to scoff at whatsoever. But when you see a man as handsome as he is, with that big ol' peen, you just expect him to be an Adonis naked. But when the kit comes off you're like "oh no, not what I expected at all".

by Anonymousreply 11003/08/2019

If the Downton Abbey movie is a success later this year, and I don't doubt it will be, look for a Mad Men movie. It would be mid 70's now and I can see despite all the protests Weiner was done with it, money will make this happen and Jon Hamm can bring back Don Draper and maybe get an Oscar nod. Word is out that Joanne Froghead is really Oscar bait for the DA movie.

by Anonymousreply 11103/08/2019

For the same reason he was unknown before he got his big break in Mad Men: Hamm is a very LIMITED ACTOR

Mercedes commercials are a good gig for him now, and certainly pay the bills with very little effort. I don't see much success in another role, I mean big Mad Men success. He's not good enough an actor to graduate into character roles as he gets older. It looks like he's accepted that his career peaked with Don Draper.

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by Anonymousreply 11303/08/2019

[quote]Is there any real proof in REAL pictures that suggest he's hung like an elephant?

No. He tends to go commando and so it's more visible, but I've never seen a picture that suggests he's really hung.

by Anonymousreply 11403/08/2019

Everywhere but Datalounge, Jon Hamm is considered to be a sexy, attractive, talented guy. But carry on, bitches. Continue explaining how he's not good enough for you.

by Anonymousreply 11503/08/2019

Mad Men: the movie is an interesting idea. Wiener would not know how to tell a story in two hours, though. Or we'd see Megan Teefs, the movie.

by Anonymousreply 11603/08/2019

I think the only thing that will save his career is to go full-frontal like he did when he posed for this painting.

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by Anonymousreply 11703/08/2019

Something that people forget is that Mad Men was a "niche" big hit. It did well with upscale, urban audiences. I remember articles being written about Mad Men making so much money for AMC because the audience was affluent and that they could charge more for 30 second ads by more upscale companies than other shows because of the audience demographics. Or to break it down they were selling Ford Pintos on CBS and Mercedes $ Class on AMC during Mad Men.

I think what that translates to is that Mad Men wasn't the kind of show and didn't have the kind of actors who were going to get mass audiences into the theaters. So it would make sense that a film career would be limited for Jon Hamm.

by Anonymousreply 11803/08/2019

[quote]Everywhere but Datalounge, Jon Hamm is considered to be a sexy, attractive, talented guy. But carry on, bitches. Continue explaining how he's not good enough for you.

Personally, I do find him handsome - his most famous asset not being the most important drive of that.

However, the fact that he has NOT had any meaningful parts or greater success post-Mad Men argues against your positon that "Everywhere but Datalounge, Jon Hamm is considered to be a sexy, attractive, talented guy."

If he were universally acclaimed as such, he'd have a bigger career now. How else would you explain it?

by Anonymousreply 11903/08/2019

[quote] I think he's a quirky character actor trapped in that body.

I agree. He could do comedy, but his attractiveness is distracting. I could never see him as a leading man or an action hero. He was made to play Don Draper and that's pretty much it.

by Anonymousreply 12003/08/2019

He was perfect in Mad Man. I dare you to find a middle age man, workaholics and drunk with a insta-ho body, specially in the 60s

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by Anonymousreply 12103/08/2019

Every sister on this board dreams of being cornholed bareback by Jon!

by Anonymousreply 12203/08/2019

He does a ton of indie films. I've seen him at Sundance for the last 2 years. He's actually very nice in person. We had a great conversation in Park City.

by Anonymousreply 12303/08/2019

I suspect that many of the DL posters have hideous fat, flabby and pasty bodies and so are much more forgiving of a Jon Hamm body. I am serious. Most people don't look like movie stars.

by Anonymousreply 12403/08/2019

He's always reminded me of the human version of American Dad....who I find so hot, even though he's a cartoon character. Jon Hamm has his exact personality and look.

by Anonymousreply 12503/08/2019

[quote] We had a great conversation in Park City.

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by Anonymousreply 12603/08/2019

Hamm is a terrible name for an actor.

by Anonymousreply 12703/08/2019

Looks pretty impressive to me. I can only imagine what it's like erect. He's definitely girthy, even flaccid.

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Everywhere but Datalounge, Jon Hamm is unknown.

by Anonymousreply 12903/08/2019

Baby Driver was a big international hit. Moss is TV only. And an unapologetic Scientologist to boot so bye gurl.

by Anonymousreply 13003/08/2019

What is the status of this case?

by Anonymousreply 13103/08/2019

Hot. Seems to not take himself too seriously. Looks like he would be fun to hang out with.

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by Anonymousreply 13203/08/2019

Didn't know he's going to be in the new Top Gun movie.

by Anonymousreply 13303/08/2019

[quote] He looks fabulous naked because he looks like an actual man, not a narcissistic gym bunny who is primped to every extreme possible.


by Anonymousreply 13403/08/2019

If Jon Hamm confronted you naked in real life most of you DL Bitches would be on your knees ready to take his jumbo hot dog-PRONTO!

by Anonymousreply 13503/08/2019

In the photos it appears to be a semi, we would estimate hard it would be max a nicely thick average, which is 7 inches.

by Anonymousreply 13603/08/2019

His cock is not that impressive. No fat, bull sized testicles, no huge width to the dick shape. A flaccid outline in pants. Meh.

Not impressed.

by Anonymousreply 13703/08/2019

LOL, r57. That really does not seem like a conversation worth paying to have.

As for Hamm's career, I thought he was very good in Black Mirror, but for the most part, I think he works better and has more appeal in a period role. For whatever reason, when he plays someone contemporary, he tends to come across doofus-y and uninteresting.

by Anonymousreply 13803/08/2019

I sucked the life force out of Hamm along with about 100 delicious heavy loads.

by Anonymousreply 13903/08/2019

[quote]I'm not excusing his hideous behavior in college, but it sounds like he was pretty much an orphan by then.

My heart bleeds for him.

by Anonymousreply 14003/08/2019

Interesting. Hamm was only making $20k per episode the first season of MAD MEN. It was AMC, after all.

By season 5, it was $250k an episode + cut of syndicatation $$$. And by that point, he was making far more as a voiceover performer.

I don’t think he’s ever going to have a major film career. Maybe he’ll head another TV series. But I don’t think he has to work again.

by Anonymousreply 14103/08/2019

Big cock decaying stud Hamm will be fine in life, financially and sexually.

by Anonymousreply 14203/08/2019

He's double digits

by Anonymousreply 14303/08/2019

R132, that's why he isn't very successful.

by Anonymousreply 14403/08/2019

Is Mad Men in syndication?

He couldn’t be making too much from that part of the deal.

by Anonymousreply 14503/08/2019

He does the Mercedes commercials.

I would watch him in a rom com.

by Anonymousreply 14603/08/2019

He’s kinda old for a rom com.

by Anonymousreply 14703/08/2019

Do they still make rom coms?

by Anonymousreply 14803/08/2019

R80, Hamm plays it up, big time. James Corden practically asked him to take it out and show it to the world on a recent appearance. Hamm was basking in Corden's and the audience's urging him to do so.

by Anonymousreply 14903/08/2019

Don't worry, Hamm.

I can always get you a bit part in Season 3 of HANDMAID'S TALE.

by Anonymousreply 15003/08/2019

"Is Mad Men in syndication?"

It's on DirecTV's "Audience" channel every night.

by Anonymousreply 15103/08/2019

Because men who look like little boys are the in thing. I like a real man like Hamm....not spidertwinks. Grooming the public to be ok with pedophilia.

by Anonymousreply 15203/08/2019

Now I think of it Netflix has Mad Men.

by Anonymousreply 15303/08/2019

Womanly hips.

by Anonymousreply 15403/08/2019

Not many working actors ever get a hit on the level of Mad Men or Breaking Bad, so Hamm and Cranston capitalized on those lightning in a bottle moments. But to say they have flopped since isn't true. They've returned to bring working actors.

Hamm would be great in Cary Grant type roles. Perhaps he'll become what Leslie Nielsen became later in life and just have fun with his persona. Although that's assuming Hamm keeps his looks. Otherwise everyone will see him and think "God, he used to be so handsome." If that's the case, he'd need a surprisingly good acting role.

by Anonymousreply 15503/09/2019

He'd be a perfect Mortimer Brewster in a big screen remake of "Arsenic and Old Lace."

by Anonymousreply 15603/09/2019

He was in Bridesmaid as well - played Kristen Wig’s cad of a boyfriend

by Anonymousreply 15703/09/2019

Too bad he is american, he is almost perfect for James Bond

by Anonymousreply 15803/09/2019

R157, after hearing about the frat hazing, I always think that the Bridesmaids role was closest to his real persona.

I wonder WHET to his ex?

by Anonymousreply 15903/09/2019

I like the painting he posed for upthread. That is exactly what I think his cock looks like.

by Anonymousreply 16003/09/2019

My vibe is that he is a SHOWER (and damn, a nice one) but not much of a grower.

You can just tell.

Some guys look really good in pants due to their body shape, and their dick is just more pronounced.

Some guys show nothing and are packing massive sizemeat.

by Anonymousreply 16103/09/2019

I wonder if we will ever get to see Jon's meat in this lifetime.

by Anonymousreply 16203/09/2019

He could do porn

by Anonymousreply 16303/09/2019

I just saw the trailer for GOOD OMENS, the Neil Gaiman+Terry Pratchett satire-fantasy novel TV adaptation, and he’s in it. Looks like a sizeable role.

by Anonymousreply 16403/09/2019

We know what you mean Miss r161. We used to service a magnificent thick 9 inch sizemeat who showed NOTHING in jeans - it was amazing.

by Anonymousreply 16503/09/2019

It's best to leave something to the imagination

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by Anonymousreply 16603/09/2019

In interviews he's always come off as charming, funny as hell, and self-effacing.

Character actor trapped in the body of an aging romantic lead. Casting agents don't quite know what to do with him.


by Anonymousreply 16703/09/2019

[quote]He's become as well known for his cock as he has for his acting.

The best acting he's done is when he wears that cock-ring with no underwear and pretends he's got a big cock - like millions of other aging queens

by Anonymousreply 16803/09/2019

Hilarious, r168. Keep all this bullshit coming--thoroughly enjoying it!

by Anonymousreply 16903/09/2019

Wonder if he'd ever do a gay sex scene.

by Anonymousreply 17003/09/2019

He got his big break late in life, and Mad Men sucked up all his remaining perfect looking years. But he's still working and he's still rich, where's the tragedy?

by Anonymousreply 17103/09/2019

The tragedy is that he is not sitting on my face right now.

by Anonymousreply 17203/09/2019

R172, Nor will he ever.

by Anonymousreply 17303/09/2019

I think he's a better comedic actor than dramatic. He was hilarious during his appearances on "30 Rock" and "The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt". His showcase episode "Party Monster" was terrific. Even Sarah Silverman was surprised by him doing "Mad Man" because she just knew of him as this funny guy who hung around comedians at their poker nights.

by Anonymousreply 17403/09/2019

He was very funny on a couple episodes of Web Therapy with Lisa Kudrow.

by Anonymousreply 17503/09/2019

Surely he must have drunken texted a pic of his cock at least once to some prospective hookup.

So, why hasn't it been leaked yet?

by Anonymousreply 17603/09/2019

R167 I agree

by Anonymousreply 17703/09/2019

R176, I haver already called it. He is a great grower, but not a shower.

BUT, it looks PERFECTLY shaped. A perfectly shaped 6.5 inches -MAX-

Jon knows this. And he probably laughs at all of us obsessing over is mildy , barely above average weenis!

by Anonymousreply 17803/09/2019

Lucille Ball got her BIG BREAK at 40 years old when I Love Lucy went on the air. Jon Hamm was 36 years old when MAD MEN went on the air.

by Anonymousreply 17903/09/2019

You DL BITCHES wished MAD MEN had been on HBO and not AMC because then you would have seen Don Draper's COCK AND BALLS.

by Anonymousreply 18003/09/2019

and ASS.

by Anonymousreply 18103/09/2019

Made a big mistake not giving a shit about his body. Too many shots of him online and in the tabs looking out of shape and flabby. He needed to shape up and look good with his shirt off.

by Anonymousreply 18203/09/2019

Smell you, R173!

by Anonymousreply 18303/09/2019

Jon Hamm was last seen on Chaturbate.

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by Anonymousreply 18403/09/2019

He's worked steadily since MM, in some interesting roles.

by Anonymousreply 18503/09/2019

Well, damn. Yesterday was his birthday.

Had I known I would have offered a blowie and everything.

by Anonymousreply 18603/11/2019

His dick isn't a member of SAG.

by Anonymousreply 18703/11/2019

A lot of TV actors work steadily after their show ends but those projects don’t have the big audience their hit had. They also don’t get to do the chat show rounds or get magazine covers to promote these roles so you get people saying WHET and I thought (s)he was dead.

by Anonymousreply 18803/11/2019

Neinsagers. He's a shower and a grower. Hamm sports the fat long juicy schlong of your dreams.

by Anonymousreply 18903/11/2019

Neinsagers! Yes! Whatever R189 said.

by Anonymousreply 19003/12/2019

"You want me. I know it."

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by Anonymousreply 19103/12/2019

He does have fantastic teeth.

by Anonymousreply 19203/13/2019

one of the most desired actors in town. he very picky...and a bit lazy....he prefer stay home and have girls line up to suk his salami.

by Anonymousreply 19303/13/2019

I doubt he's that rich AMC are cheapos.

by Anonymousreply 19403/13/2019

He makes hella more $ from escorting than from acting, charges a grande an hour. is booked up thru Halloween. shhhhh(rich Asian bitches eat him up

by Anonymousreply 19503/13/2019

Are you saying he pays for hookers, R193? Sounds like it.

by Anonymousreply 19603/13/2019

honey they pay him, uve see his face/body and cock???

by Anonymousreply 19703/13/2019

oh please, he's not a whore. At his age and the way he drinks, no way that cock is working 100% or staying hard.

by Anonymousreply 19803/13/2019

He did something awful in college and as handsome as he is, he does not deserve forgiveness.

by Anonymousreply 19903/13/2019

one of the most popular Casanovas in town, he has his pick of any sugar mommy or daddi that he wants. one thrust of his ten inch cock down a CEO's throat, and he is in like flint, honey

by Anonymousreply 20003/13/2019

Why hasn't he taken a stab at Broadway?

by Anonymousreply 20103/14/2019

Broadway don't go for booze and donkey dick.

by Anonymousreply 20203/14/2019

he will, is looking for the right piece.

he is a delightful person, and he don't give a shit what u think.

he is jon hamm

who is u?

by Anonymousreply 20303/14/2019

None of the Mad Men actors have had another big hit since then.

by Anonymousreply 20403/14/2019

R202, you could not be more wrong in that assertion.

Broadway will crawl in any gutter for either of those things.

by Anonymousreply 20503/14/2019

he auditioned for a big comedy by a big writer , but was sposed to be in his undies for half the show


by Anonymousreply 20603/14/2019

We just watched "Beruit" on Amazon, in which he was the lead, along with Rosamund Pike. Good action/thriller and Hamm did a great job. (And looked as great as ever, I might add.)

by Anonymousreply 20703/14/2019

Hamm is so damned photogenic that he would be wasted on Broadway. If he wants to do it, that's fine with me. But with that face, he should be in front of a camera five days a week. Preferably undressed. Of course.

by Anonymousreply 20803/14/2019

Really, r204? Elizabeth Moss in The Handmaid's Tale?

by Anonymousreply 20903/14/2019

He was ruined in Mad Men when he had sex with that homely cult member girl. I mean, who the hell would do that, even as acting?? I think that killed his career. I, however, would be happy to have him as my kept man ANY time!!!

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R35, now there are two of the sexiest men alive. Not just handsome: sex!

by Anonymousreply 21203/14/2019

He needs to do more comedy. Maybe redo some old Rock Hudson romantic comedies.

Like Ben Affleck, he has this wacky side he suppresses.

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by Anonymousreply 21303/14/2019

Emma Stone and Jon Hamm in a big screen remake of PILLOW TALK.

But don't update it with slathered on irony and contemporary references. It is grounded in its time.

by Anonymousreply 21403/14/2019

R199 Here it is...

First picture of Jon Hamm's hazing victim beaten and set on fire

The Mad Men star was charged with viciously assaulting Mark Allen Sanders in a 1990 hazing incident. The freshman was hit so hard he suffered a fractured spine and nearly lost a kidney.

by Anonymousreply 21503/14/2019

I think he's good looking but lacks sex appeal. He has that "I like to smell my farts" vibe.

by Anonymousreply 21603/14/2019

Never heard of that vibe.

by Anonymousreply 21703/14/2019

r209 nobody watches the Handmaid's Tale except blue-haired unfuckable SJWs who identify as "queer."

by Anonymousreply 21803/14/2019

He's handsome and looks like he's got a big cock, but he sure doesn't seem very interesting.

by Anonymousreply 21903/14/2019

You're an idiot, R218.

by Anonymousreply 22003/14/2019

Whatevs, r220.

by Anonymousreply 22103/14/2019

Not only a huge cock, but I'll bet he's got a big pair of low-hanging balls that he likes to swing back and forth over your face.

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[quote] Emma Stone and Jon Hamm in a big screen remake of PILLOW TALK.But don't update it with slathered on irony and contemporary references.

You mean like this?

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by Anonymousreply 22303/14/2019

Hamm is the kind of guy who could show up at my house unannounced, drunk as shit at 2am, and just have his way with me. But I wouldn't want to date him.

by Anonymousreply 22403/14/2019

he brilliant on SNL.... the Halloween stuff breaks me up.

by Anonymousreply 22503/14/2019

I gots dibs on his pussy hole!

by Anonymousreply 22603/14/2019

i dont think he has that much money, because he splited with his 18 years girlfriend, and he probebly had to pay her a lot of money, half of their properties. i think thats why he did all these TV commercials.

by Anonymousreply 22703/15/2019

He bought her an apartment on the UES when they split. God knows that costs a chunk of money.

by Anonymousreply 22803/15/2019

yes, so after he bought the apartment and waste so much money he needed to fill out the bank account by doing embarrassing commercials.

by Anonymousreply 22903/15/2019

Substance abuse issues. He a mess.

by Anonymousreply 23003/15/2019

The more I hear about him, the less I like him...

by Anonymousreply 23103/15/2019

I'm a fan. too bad about the vices...nobody's perfect, hope he gets the help he needs.

by Anonymousreply 23203/15/2019

I don't want to keep him. I just want to have sweaty and ambitious sex with him frequently.

by Anonymousreply 23303/15/2019

[quote] i dont think he has that much money, because he splited with his 18 years girlfriend, and he probebly had to pay her a lot of money, half of their properties.

I find it shocking that anyone would pay for pussy. But it happens all the time.

by Anonymousreply 23403/15/2019

R234 My sister just bought her ex partner of 9 year an apartment so she can keep the house and had to buy out his share of her business, a childcare centre and divide a retirement fund. It’s not a gender thing anymore but usually men still earn more so more men have to pay out more often than women.

by Anonymousreply 23503/15/2019

no, its not a gender thing. don't forget that he earn most of the money and she isn't a profitable actress, and he needs to supply for her the same living standard. he probebly need to pay her every month alimony

by Anonymousreply 23603/15/2019

[quote] Hamm is the kind of guy who could show up at my house unannounced, drunk as shit at 2am, and just have his way with me

He's the kind of guy who would get a key to my place for that very purpose.

by Anonymousreply 23703/15/2019

No r237 just let him kick in the door. That'll make it even hotter!

by Anonymousreply 23803/15/2019

The guy that did have a key looked more like Roger Sterling than Don Draper....but man, I loved it when he'd show up.

He was more of a morning guy, which was even hotter.

by Anonymousreply 23903/15/2019

Something about his cigarette breath turns me off.

by Anonymousreply 24003/15/2019

They called Jon Hamm the next George Clooney - TV star who becomes a movie star

Why hasn't that happened?

by Anonymousreply 24103/15/2019

Both women and men fight over him. he has that it factor....and a 11 inch cock.

he is fun, fuks good, treats a partner with dignity, and his star is ascending....he is rich in personality!

by Anonymousreply 24203/15/2019

When he finally won the Emmy, he looked like a broken man. He had broken up with the longtime girlfriend, everyone knew he had a drink problem. I just saw a sad, broken, pitiful man on the stage and he lost a lost of hotness points. I agree he’s only ONS or dirty weekend material, as a partner he’d be too much hard work. He’s missing the confidence and charisma of a George Clooney. I think he could play more complex characters than George but you only find those in indies, not the mainstream movies you need to become A list.

by Anonymousreply 24303/15/2019

He is fine, he sends his love

by Anonymousreply 24403/15/2019

Jon Hamm is well-endowed; this is old news. The Internet likes to point out that Hamm is well-endowed; this is also old news. The new news is that Hamm is not as equally fascinated with his well-endowed status as the Internet is. In an interview with GQ Australia, he said, "It was a topic of fascination for other people, certainly not me." In fact, prior to this interview, he was all for keeping his privates private: "I'm wearing pants, for fuck's sake," he told Rolling Stone in 2013. "Lay off."

The Internet did not lay off, and Hamm softened his stance on the issue. He also identified the silver lining of having the Internet openly discuss the personal matter of his penis. "By the way," he told GQ Australia, "as rumors go, not the worst." True. Very true.

by Anonymousreply 24503/15/2019

What's all this shit about him having to buy his ex-girlfriend stuff or pay her alimony? They were never married, so unless they had some sort of written agreement, he doesn't owe her anything.

by Anonymousreply 24603/15/2019

They were together for 18 years, which in California made them common-law spouses. They jointly owned property and investments together.

by Anonymousreply 24703/15/2019

You cannot be with someone for years and in their case almost 20 years, then walk out and leave the other person high and dry. Alimony if you’re not married is called palimony. Be careful out there R246 or you will get screwed for the screwing you got. never open a joint account with a boyfriend and never co-sign on anything.

by Anonymousreply 24803/15/2019

Reid Scott is the next George Cloooney, not Hamm.

by Anonymousreply 24903/15/2019

So much misinformation. California does not recognize common-law marriages. PERIOD. There is no such thing in California. There is also no legal term called "palimony." It's a made-up word.

by Anonymousreply 25003/15/2019

Palimony. As stated above, without a WRITTEN contract, there is no requirement for any kind of payment.

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by Anonymousreply 25103/15/2019

he owed her zero, but was still generous, he that kind of guy...

by Anonymousreply 25203/15/2019

Jennifer Westfeldt didn't need any parting gifts from Hamm. She is a working actress and director.

Plus, she got to enjoy his massive cock for 18 years.

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by Anonymousreply 25303/15/2019

I doesn't agree. she needs his money as well. when they started dating she was much successful actress than he was. but things change, and she used to live in a very high level , and also she doesn't have a lot of projects- that actually makes money.

by Anonymousreply 25403/16/2019

successful??? never heard of her. omg her genetically modified face.

by Anonymousreply 25503/16/2019

No, she was! and it was relative to his unsuccessful career till Mad Men. now she isn't successful and she needs his money.....otherwise i dont think she will get along in NYC.

by Anonymousreply 25603/16/2019

jon we love u, ur fun, cute and ur film/tv choices are alwys a blast....CONTINUED GOOD LUCK BB

by Anonymousreply 25703/16/2019

Show us the goods, Jonny.

by Anonymousreply 25803/16/2019

He's fun and hot. I like a man with vices. Nobody's perfect.

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by Anonymousreply 25903/16/2019

He can't sing. Not aging well at all. No thanks

by Anonymousreply 26005/05/2019

Oh yes, Jon Hamm. I find the fact that his second toe is taller than his big toe to be disconcerting. Pass.

by Anonymousreply 26105/06/2019

Alcoholic arrogant assholes don't do it for me. Don't care if he was on a hit t.v show 20 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 26205/06/2019

jon is booked solid for a month in advance, often longer, to meet up with his cock ass and tits.

he not cheap, but my lord very worth the wait and money.

he kisses for xtra….

get him drunk, anything goes.

by Anonymousreply 26305/06/2019

Who the fuck are you kidding with your holier-than-thou attitude, r262? And how do you know he's an alcoholic arrogant asshole? And "20 years ago"? Your bitterness and unfuckedness are showing. LMFAO!

by Anonymousreply 26405/06/2019

How do I book 3 hours with him?

by Anonymousreply 26505/06/2019

Who were his agents post Mad Men? They royally fucked up.

by Anonymousreply 26605/06/2019

It's a shame he hasn't struck gold again, he's crazy talented. He was supposed to be Dean Martin in this SNL skit, it was changed at the last minute to James Mason. Hamm winged it and nailed it with no rehearsal.

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by Anonymousreply 26705/06/2019

Sorry not into guys that beat and torture college students. I will take Paul Rudd or Keanu Reeves over his sorry ass any day of the week. And most drunks can't get it up, so good luck with that. You can not tell me he doesn't drink. Look at his face. Please, girl

by Anonymousreply 26805/06/2019

indeed, love him as james mason, brilliant.

by Anonymousreply 26905/06/2019

And it's still prettier than yours, I'll bet, r268. Gurl please.

by Anonymousreply 27005/06/2019

What had happened to his career? He keeps doing bombs.

by Anonymousreply 27105/06/2019

With his being bitten-by-the bottled, coupled with the 'college' shit, he's too much of a risk.

He's over.

by Anonymousreply 27205/06/2019

A month wait for his ass and tits. Lol.

by Anonymousreply 27305/06/2019

Yet more posts about how Jon Hamm is over. LMFAO! Dream on, you silly cunts.

by Anonymousreply 27405/06/2019

Mr. Hamm shouldn't you be at a bar by now.

by Anonymousreply 27505/06/2019

I don't get it, look at his imdbpro page, he works lots

op must be an ex gal friend

by Anonymousreply 27605/06/2019

He was pretty good in those h&r block commercials

by Anonymousreply 27705/06/2019

I would rather not look at his page. Rather look at Robert Downey Jr or George Clooney.

by Anonymousreply 27805/06/2019

Of course he works regularly. It's the unfucked queens here who pretend it's all over for him.

They should look in the mirror!

by Anonymousreply 27905/06/2019

We believe you, Jon Hamm.

by Anonymousreply 28005/06/2019

His next movie should be Rehab.

by Anonymousreply 28105/06/2019

He's worked non-stop since Mad Men ended.

by Anonymousreply 28205/06/2019

He’s hotter than George Clooney, I would pay to see his movies

by Anonymousreply 28305/06/2019

Your the only one

by Anonymousreply 28405/06/2019

I forgot about Tag. That was good

by Anonymousreply 28505/06/2019

Maybe he can do Broadway plays.

by Anonymousreply 28605/06/2019

Clooney is a better actor. Hamm has been busy doing shit movies and voice overs. Not going to happen for him.

by Anonymousreply 28705/06/2019

Clooney is old as fuck, who wants to see him? Hamm can still star in a hit, he is younger. It’s not over for him. I saw him in the spy thriller about the Middle East, I enjoyed it. He does have a good voice

by Anonymousreply 28805/06/2019

"Not going to happen for him."

Oh, my sides, r287!

by Anonymousreply 28905/06/2019

He should do Broadway. That's what propelled Bryan Cranston when Breaking Bad ended. Now Cranston is on the verge of getting his second Tony.

by Anonymousreply 29005/06/2019

50 is younger?

by Anonymousreply 29105/06/2019

Glad Jon Hamm's agent is sticking up for him.

by Anonymousreply 29205/06/2019

Right--who's your agent, r292?

by Anonymousreply 29305/06/2019

Armie Hammer, step forward.

by Anonymousreply 29405/06/2019

Armie is so handsome.

by Anonymousreply 29505/06/2019

R291, younger than Clooney. Hamm is 48; Clooney is 58.

I think Jon Hamm is smart enough to know that he will always be Don Draper to most people. He's doing whatever work he wants that comes his way. His best chance for a second really big success will be when he's older and can be a character actor - which I think he's well suited for - without the Mad Men connection overshadowing the role.

by Anonymousreply 29605/06/2019

Jon Hamm's problem is that he's a beautiful man, very masculine and a perfect example of the tall, dark and handsome archetype.

Unfortunately he lacks charisma and is not a talented enough actor to make up for it. This is probably why he never garnered much notice in his 20s, early 30s at the height of his beauty. He struck gold in Mad Men and maximized his looks and mediocre talent to their full potential.

He'll continue to do well with indy films, commercials and small films here and there, maybe even another popular tv show. But he'll never be one of the tv breakout movie stars, ala Clooney or Depp.

by Anonymousreply 29705/06/2019

I agree. And he is losing his looks.

by Anonymousreply 29805/06/2019

Sometimes actors can't get to that next level. It happens.

by Anonymousreply 29905/06/2019

OMG, you ugly old queens are really too funny!

by Anonymousreply 30005/06/2019

Sorry, not everyone adores Jon Hamm. It's okay. I love Christian Bale. Know alot of people don't like him. It's no big deal. We are not friends with them.

by Anonymousreply 30105/06/2019

Thread is getting boring

by Anonymousreply 30205/06/2019

This was pretty funny

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by Anonymousreply 30305/06/2019

[quote]But he'll never be one of the tv breakout movie stars, ala Clooney or Depp.

Clooney and Depp became movie stars in a different time. There really are no movie stars anymore.

by Anonymousreply 30405/06/2019

Sad, but true.

by Anonymousreply 30505/06/2019

R304, uh, Sure, Jan.

by Anonymousreply 30605/06/2019

We will always have Brad,Keanu,Robert,and Bradley.

by Anonymousreply 30705/06/2019

He just needs the right role, he has been in a lot of crap since Mad Men

by Anonymousreply 30805/06/2019

He only got mad men because Thomas Jane turned it down.

by Anonymousreply 30905/06/2019

It's true, r306.

by Anonymousreply 31005/06/2019

Yeah, but he did get it, Blanche r309, he did get it--and he's been an Emmy-winning millionaire ever since.


by Anonymousreply 31105/06/2019

It's okay, Jon. Have another beer.

by Anonymousreply 31205/06/2019

Tom Jane should have taken the part--what a fool. It sure beat "Hung"!

by Anonymousreply 31305/06/2019

one of the most sought after leading men in town. women drool too work with him

not so with January jones men run fast.

by Anonymousreply 31405/07/2019

tom jane so dam hot would luv to suk his cock

by Anonymousreply 31505/07/2019

Leiv Shrieber is a leading man. John Hamm is too cutesy without the 1960’s persona.

by Anonymousreply 31605/07/2019

I thought he was great in Baby Driver. I turned TAG off after 20 minutes...couldn’t get pass the stupid premise.

by Anonymousreply 31705/07/2019

Fuck all you people. Jon Hamm is super hot and I would drain his balls any way he wanted them drained.

by Anonymousreply 31805/07/2019

dam right. ide kiss on his lips, ide kiss his tits and tummy, ide suk the juices from his butt and suk his white crème from his fat hog.

by Anonymousreply 31905/07/2019

He is an amazing man. I highly recommend...

by Anonymousreply 32005/07/2019

His massive cock sucks the blood from his brain so he can't remember his lines, thus can't get hired.

by Anonymousreply 32105/07/2019

He is a shitty actor and does shitty movies. Phoney kiss ass to other celebrities. Is Moody and has a nasty temper in real life. Alcoholic. Always looks hungover. That is why is he will never be a movie star. He will never get another Mad Men.

by Anonymousreply 32205/11/2019

I just want him to sit on my face.

by Anonymousreply 32305/11/2019

I think what he did in college, ruined his career. People don't except that kind of cruelty.

by Anonymousreply 32405/11/2019

I think he is very attractive and I wish he would get more TV.

by Anonymousreply 32505/11/2019

R267, you should get out of the house a little more often and expand your horizons.

by Anonymousreply 32605/11/2019

He has never apologized for torturing and beating that guy in college. Gets really mad if you ask him about it. I don't care how good looking he is. He's damaged goods.

by Anonymousreply 32705/11/2019

I wonder if he's ever had a dick in his mouth.

by Anonymousreply 32805/11/2019

we all fukd up in college'

give the hungest stud in town a break, k?

he works all the time, check his work page

by Anonymousreply 32905/11/2019

at a grande per 30 min, the stud is makin a fukin fortune, his house is awesome too, shoots huge load into my throat for 25 bux xtra

by Anonymousreply 33005/11/2019

r322=Jennifer Westfeldt

by Anonymousreply 33105/11/2019

He. Set. A. Boy. On. Fire. In. College.

by Anonymousreply 33205/11/2019

r332. Thinks. Periods. After. Every. Word. Makes. More. Of. A. Statement.

by Anonymousreply 33305/11/2019

Clearly you understand what I was going after, r333. Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 33405/11/2019

You're. Welcome. R334.

by Anonymousreply 33505/11/2019

it was nothing, minor burns

by Anonymousreply 33605/11/2019

He sets my mussy on fire.

by Anonymousreply 33705/11/2019

say what u may, its the best grande i ever spend.

by Anonymousreply 33805/11/2019

The claw hammer killed my crush.

by Anonymousreply 33905/11/2019

my crush on his arse killed my ennui

by Anonymousreply 34005/11/2019

You know he had a saggy older-guy ass, right? It's not a tan, muscular ass or anything...

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by Anonymousreply 34205/12/2019

[quote] I wonder if he's ever had a dick in his mouth.

He's on television. Sucking some well-placed influential dick is required.

by Anonymousreply 34305/12/2019

Girls, let’s not lose focus on what is important.

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by Anonymousreply 34405/12/2019

He was probably drinking heavily in college, and if he's a mean drunk, that explains the frat story.

by Anonymousreply 34505/12/2019

Jon better. Be better, y'all.

by Anonymousreply 34605/12/2019

Looks like it would be a solid 9" hard.

by Anonymousreply 34705/12/2019

I'd like to bone Hamm.

by Anonymousreply 34805/12/2019

a more fun kool hot fukker u wont meet, last stahl on the nbc toilets 8th floor...

by Anonymousreply 34905/12/2019

I saw him last night on SNL. I miss him, no matter what his problem is. He is a very talented man.

by Anonymousreply 35005/12/2019

He would have been much better in LaLa Land.

by Anonymousreply 35105/12/2019

I never miss a Hamm movie or tv thing

he alwys super fun and witty.

by Anonymousreply 35205/12/2019
Saturday Night Live - SNL on Twitter

“Pete’s mom and her #MothersDay gift. #SNL”

by Anonymousreply 35305/12/2019

hamm is beloved by the snl cast crew and lorne's gang, he smart as fuk n funn

by Anonymousreply 35405/13/2019

do him sling the meat to thems that wants IT?

by Anonymousreply 35505/13/2019

(shhhhh, yes) but only the best whiskey and xxxx.

by Anonymousreply 35605/13/2019

I think JH is way more handsome than GC. And certainly not as overtly smug.

by Anonymousreply 35705/13/2019

i will tell you one thing DL HOMOS if Madmen had been on HBO instead of AMC we all would have seen Jon Draper's naked ass and his COCK AND BALLS.

by Anonymousreply 35805/13/2019

HBO was pitched Mad Men, but turned it down. Whoever those HBO executives were, I'm sure they were fired for letting that one go.

by Anonymousreply 35905/13/2019

no shit, they could have had his awesome ass on a platter.

I fell in love with him from the first episode

tho I found January jones disgusting and untalented. sorry casting.

by Anonymousreply 36005/13/2019

Hbo is NOT afraid of showing men FULL FRONTAL naked. Not that we DL HOMOS care but Hbo also would have shown Joan's HUGE TITS.

by Anonymousreply 36105/13/2019

He's a mean drunk. And his movies suck. Arrogant ass.

by Anonymousreply 36205/14/2019

If your a underage girl you will get his attention

by Anonymousreply 36305/14/2019

perfect gent, alwys gave me more than enuf cab fare home, used a rubber, and good tipper...

by Anonymousreply 36405/15/2019

r362, triggered by Jon Hamm of all people.

"If your a underage girl you will get his attention." Oh, dear, r363. And exactly how many underage girls are on Datalounge?

by Anonymousreply 36505/15/2019

Give you cab fare. Lol. Class act.

by Anonymousreply 36605/15/2019

the photo where he isnt wearing underwear and you see the outline............he looks above average but he isnt porn star material.

Both of his parents died young. I dont know what his dad died of..but combine that with his alcoholism, I wouldnt expect Jon to make old bones.

He was in a long term relationship for 15 years or so, never got married and doesnt have kids. I dont think he is gay but I do think he has pretty heavy issues from his childhood and is not living the average hetersexual life of wife (or wives) and kids.

by Anonymousreply 36705/15/2019

isn't porn star material? dude that's soft!

by Anonymousreply 36805/16/2019

I don't think he'll ever do anything better than Man Men, but he seems to have found a niche as a working actor--playing douchebags and company men. He can play both serious and funny--and he's got a great speaking voice. I don't get the sense that he's that driven to be a big star--he takes a lot of supporting roles that don't seem to require tons of effort. I look forward to seeing him as Gabriel with purple eyes on Good Omens.

by Anonymousreply 36905/16/2019

I agree, Mad Men is the best he is ever going to get. Seen some of his movies. Really lousy. He was good on Black Mirror. Being a heavy drinker doesn't help. And he suffers from depression. He is almost 50. Saw him next to Paul Rudd and Jason Bateman. They are older than him. He looked older than them. Have a feeling in a year or so, he will be headed back to rehab. Is in Good Omens , but his part is small.

by Anonymousreply 37005/16/2019

Pretty sad he is only famous for mad men and the size of his dick. Which probably isn't that big.

by Anonymousreply 37105/16/2019

He’s a big dick.

by Anonymousreply 37205/16/2019

his brilliant wit and work on SNL alone merits supreme kudos...

by Anonymousreply 37305/16/2019

He needs to do squats. Saggy old-guy ass.

by Anonymousreply 37405/16/2019

he is a big time well paid actor.

you are a librarian with warts....

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by Anonymousreply 37605/17/2019

Spotted him last night at Hadestown. Grizzled and weathered, but the moose knuckle was real.

by Anonymousreply 37705/17/2019

r370--LMFAO. Could you be more obvious? We get it--you hate him. Your predictions of doom for him make that quite clear. Zzzzzzz.

r371--what are YOU famous for? And how big's your dick?

r372--you know him personally, do you?

Sad queens.

by Anonymousreply 37805/17/2019

I met him at a big party in hwood, lots of stars there, he was tipsy but NOT drunk, super gentleman, fetched me an uber when we were done later at the hotel,

he is first rate, and....big.

by Anonymousreply 37905/17/2019

R379 Do you work in showbiz?

by Anonymousreply 38005/17/2019

Didn't the guy he tortured in college eventually commit suicide or something?

He would have been interesting in the Alexander Skaarsgard role in Big Little Lies. I wonder if his agent submitted him for that.

by Anonymousreply 38105/17/2019

r379 are you male or female?

by Anonymousreply 38205/17/2019

Well, he flops around in "Good Omens."

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by Anonymousreply 38306/02/2019

He can't act and has had an unpleasant air even on his 1990s dating show appearance.

by Anonymousreply 38406/03/2019

R384, Please send his unpleasant air in my direction.

by Anonymousreply 38506/03/2019

He's a very versatile actor. He's a convincing leading man. He's great at very broad comedy. And he's hung like a horse.

We are lucky to have him.

by Anonymousreply 38606/03/2019

met him a a function. stunned by his hotness and eyes, omg deep n intense.


or maybe it was his sweet meat which was on full display in white ish pants.

by Anonymousreply 38706/03/2019

I want to sniff between his legs.

by Anonymousreply 38806/03/2019

Jon is fine, he sends his love (especially to the haters).

by Anonymousreply 38906/03/2019

Jon Hamm wears caftans at times so that his dick can't be so obvious.

by Anonymousreply 39006/03/2019

and so I can hide under them at comic cons and tend to his alwys horney cock head that cums so thick in my mouth

by Anonymousreply 39106/03/2019

I can't believe no one has mentioned the many rumors about his (alleged) affair with Elisabeth Moss. It was talked about a lot a few years back, but I am sure it's long over. Some people were saying it contributed to his breakup with Westfeldt, but I don' t really believe that. I figured he'd probably been serially unfaithful because the relationship had more than run its course, and he surpassed her in fame (which always ruins relationships).

by Anonymousreply 39206/03/2019

Elizabeth Moss is a dyke

by Anonymousreply 39306/03/2019

I just saw a interview where he said he can pick and choose his parts. After the crap I have seen him in, he's fully of shit.

by Anonymousreply 39406/03/2019

He can pick and choose from the parts he's offered, r394.

by Anonymousreply 39506/03/2019

I just found out he voices the Mercedes commercials

Mercedes-Benz AMG | Jon Hamm (voice over)

by Anonymousreply 39606/03/2019

Good Omens is enjoyable and Hamm is good in a supporting role. He really does do charming/slimy as well as anybody out there. I really do get the feeling that he does't want to dig all that deep and do a hard role. He's said Don Draper was hard on him. He was a fucked-up guy playing a fucked-up guy.

The one I'm surprised not see more of is Vincent Kartheiser, who's more of an actor's actor--very skilled and has no issues with playing unlikeable.

by Anonymousreply 39706/03/2019

r397--the sniping anti-Hammer.

by Anonymousreply 39806/03/2019

No way would he bang Liz Moss. I did hear rumors about him and January Jones though, which sounds more plausible.

by Anonymousreply 39906/03/2019

bangin is only thing January jones is good for

voted worst tv actress bak in the day 3 yrs in a row

by Anonymousreply 40006/03/2019

She seemd out of place, like an amateur amongst good actors.

she ever find out who the father of her kid is?

by Anonymousreply 40106/03/2019

I am jon hamm's ball sack, im so damn heavy, can u get me some crutches or an acorn stair lift so I can rest a bit?

by Anonymousreply 40206/04/2019

I am his fat meat that's about to penetrate the big jugs secretary that secretly fukd ev body in the damn office.

by Anonymousreply 40306/04/2019

I am his mouth. ive seen a lot, but the best was the mega movie star ladys whose tittys ive sucked on.

they rarely turn me down.

im hung im fun im mr hamm bone.

by Anonymousreply 40406/04/2019

Joe Hamm would make an awesome fuck buddy.

by Anonymousreply 40506/04/2019

Wow, do you all not know that this guy has a flabby ass body with zero muscle tone? How is that sexy?

by Anonymousreply 40606/04/2019

Fuck off, Mary at r406. Go piss on someone else's thread.

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by Anonymousreply 41006/04/2019

R405, Is Joe his brother?

by Anonymousreply 41106/04/2019

R396, that voice!

Hamm must get paid a fortune for advertising voiceovers, not only because he has such a great voice but because of Don Draper. You can imagine him standing in the conference room at SC, pitching that phrase to clients. “You know what we make. First makes us who we are.” It’s perfect. It’s the apotheosis of advertising. It doesn’t mean a damn thing - he could be selling paper towels or garden tools … and yet, you want to go out and buy a Mercedes right away.

by Anonymousreply 41206/04/2019

That voice also makes me want to kneel in front of him, unzip him, and take him in my mouth.

by Anonymousreply 41306/05/2019

Ide pay to swallow every drop of his butch piss. while he smokes and flits the ashes on me.

by Anonymousreply 41406/05/2019

I want to lick his scrotum.

by Anonymousreply 41506/05/2019
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by Anonymousreply 41606/05/2019

He looks horribly gaunt in that pic, R416.

by Anonymousreply 41706/06/2019

He looks awful in that pic. What's it from?

by Anonymousreply 41806/06/2019

R418 - It's his reaction to this thread.

by Anonymousreply 41906/06/2019

Wow, R416. Those looks? They GONE.

by Anonymousreply 42006/06/2019

His career, the shitter straight down did it go, OP?

by Anonymousreply 42106/06/2019

Just imagine what a wild fuck he must have been around the time he was on The Dating Game.

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by Anonymousreply 42206/06/2019

He's doing just fine, you naysaying bitches. LMFAO!!!

by Anonymousreply 42306/06/2019

Anybody see him jogging in the Prime TV Show “Good Omens?” It was dickmatizing.

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by Anonymousreply 42406/06/2019

Justin Theroux's "The Leftovers" jog was better.

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by Anonymousreply 42506/07/2019

his cock has been in all the top actresses in town, the stud is in demand.

by Anonymousreply 42606/07/2019

R426, Just actresses?

by Anonymousreply 42706/07/2019
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