Eldergays, tell me about Brigitte Nielsen

She was most famous for marrying Sylvester Stallone.

Gee if ONLY there was a way to learn more about a quite famous actress. If ONLY!!!

She was on Celebrity Big Brother with Jackie Stallone.

She sung next to Levine for 30 years, all while knowing he was abusing black boys in the orchestra pit. What a bitch.

She's the reason Sylvester Stallone has stretch marks around his mouth. Well, one of the reasons.

R5, SHUT-UP BITCH! Just like Michael, James had no one to blame but himself.

She was an act of God. She was this extraordinary talent and ability, that had just as it were, fallen out of the skies on to her.

She was a huge star for a brief period in the mid 80's. Red Sonja, Cobra, Beverly Hills Cop 2 and the Ricky sequel were all box office smashes. It was a huge deal when she married and divorced Stallone.

Why did she divorce him?

Drunk off her ass in a park in LA.

She had a baby last year! At her age, crazy.

Also had a very funny clash with Joan Rivers on Joan’s British TV show. Joan called her a cunt on air.

Lol I love you, R7!

The brother of a co-worker of mine used to do landscaping for Stallone in Miami. Allegedly there is a rather large sex photo collection including pics of Brigitte shoving various vegetables into all her holes.

She and Stallone were fun in Cobra.

Ran into her 3 summers on Es Cavallet beach in Ibiza, late 80s. She was already washed up but she was stunning and had pretty friends.

Isn't she basically a courtesan who has done a little acting, and a little reality TV? Mainly she goes from husband to husband to husband.

There are also rumors about her working as a dominatrix in the past.

Lol.

Here she is just a week ago calling Stallone an awful husband

She seems nice and relaxed here

R4 made me think of this French & Saunders skit parodying Brigitte & Jackie Stallone when they were on Celebrity Big Brother.

Always thought she would have made a good Bond girl in her youthful (and brief) heyday.

I can believe that r16. She seems like it’d be fun to party with her but torturous death to try to have a conversation.

Besides Stallone, she also had a volatile relationship with Mark Gastineau.

Is that the same Mark Gasteneau, father/husband of the ‘ Gastebeau Girls’ or trashy reality tv fame.

R24, yes —one and the same.

Her affair with the late director Tony Scott during the filming of "Beverly Hills Cop II" was the reason Stallone divorced her. During this same period (BHCII), People magazine included a profile on her, in which she was photographed, many times, with her young, lovely "assistant."

R26 is that her assistant to the right?

She was truly high but trashy glamour. We don't get that much.

The preeminent songstress of the 80s...her rich interpretation of Mary Wells' My Girl is sublime

Her Brünnhilde is far superior.

She was a stunning, 7 foot model married to Sylvester Stalone, and she never did anything noteworthy again after acting with him.

She was quite entertaining on several British reality shows 10-15 years ago. She was def on something at that time and seems clean in r19.

I remember her mostly for her hilariously intricate leather underwear in Chained Heat 2.

The short blonde hair set her apart. If she had had lon blond hair, she would have been one of many. She also had the right body type for the ‘80s: tall, broad shoulders, narrow hips, and lon legs.

Her features are masculine yet she looks undeniably feminine. Lucky. Not many women could pull off her hairstyle and jawline without looking like a bulldyke.

There's something Grace Jones-ish about her.

Her real name is Montana Moorehead.

She was gorgeous. Aged very badly due to booze, drugs and sun. Has a bunch of kids from different fathers. That whole Flavor Flav thing was totally fake.

She must be a hundred, how did she have a baby?

I was shocked that she's only 55. She's done some hard living.

IVF.

R34 Madonna had the same short blonde cropped hairstyle from 86-87

I remember Brigette saying people were always mistaking her for Madonna and Brigette was flattered by the comparisons because she was a big fan

Her current husband is gay. Insemination pregnancy.

Why did she have so many kids? New baby at 55...

What does she do for money?

Bump

I personally loved Sly Stallone when I was younger. I found his so sexy.

"She was a huge star for a brief period in the mid 80's."

She was NEVER a huge star, she was never a star. She was known for a very brief period of time for marrying Stallone and what she could milk out of it. Later she was known as an "ex" druggie/drunk.

Always liked her. Don't know why. I loved her in Cobra.

Brigitte recently admitted on The Talk that she punched Madonna in the face on the dance floor of some club back in the 80's because Madonna was being rude to her. A few months later, she fucked Sean Penn when he was in Italy and still married to Madonna.

She is sort of like Grace Jones, but Grace had a longer career, could actually sing and gained her fame without marrying anyone in particular.

Brigitte was striking to look at and had a bold charisma that worked well on film. But I'm not convinced she had much talent. I'm equally certain she doesn't care what I think, however.

Grace Jones did it alone? Her version of Stallone

Grace was getting fucked by Dolph?! Who knew....

Grace was a much bigger star than Dolph

Dolph was certainly well-known, but Grace had her own career.

R53 I would venture to guess that he was getting fucked by her.

She met Stallone by sending a sexy 8" X 10" photo up to his hotel room in Manhattan in the early 80s, and he called for her her to take the elevator up to his rooms, and he fucked her right then and there. They were pretty clear what they saw in each other back then (hint: it wasn't their ability to discuss Wittgenstein meaningfully).

That she got a series of leading roles in big pictures thanks to him was something that could ONLY have happened in the 1980s. She had zero talent, but she was stunning looking.

By the end of the decade, his superstardom was over and her acting career was over too.

I don't watch The Talk but I've read that Brigitte has been a good guest host several times.

Actually, Brigitte kinda seems as much like Dolph as she does Grace...

About those photos in the park...

I like her.

I remember seeing her on the cover on one of my mother’s knitting magazines in the 80ies. Brigitte was still natural then, didn’t have the fake boobs, and was basically unknown. I remember looking at her picture as a kid, thinking that she was absolutely stunning. She definitely had this je ne sais quoi quality about her, and it’s sad to see how her life and career derailed.

[quote]it’s sad to see how her life and career derailed.

It's dishonest to suggest this inexplicably [italic]happened[/italic] to her. This was something she did to herself.

As trainwrecks go, she's kept on the rails enough to still be here and to still earn money in show business. She's more of a success than not.

I'd hang with her and enjoy every moment. She has a good heart.

Gitte was one of the most talented park visitors ever. She also had a lot of pain and struggle throughout her life. Despite that, she had a good heart, which is hard to encounter in Hollywood. At a time when gay people were oppressed beyond belief, they identified with her struggles and she theirs.

Dolph and Grace were the only 80s couple of whom I wished sex photos had surfaced.

[quote] At a time when gay people were oppressed beyond belief, they identified with her struggles and she theirs.

What? We were? We did? Why did no one tell me when i was a gay person back then. I thought she was a shallow whore (and still do).

Gay people identify with shallow whores. I can't think why.

R66- WTF???? But I love it. And I agree- even with Flavor Flave (Flava? Whatever the FUCK) she had a good heart. I dig the Red Sonja!

I always know a "REAL" bitch. She is okay.

R68 has revealed himself to be an insipid newbie. Get him, boys.

[quote] [R68] has revealed himself to be an insipid newbie. Get him, boys.

I've been here since 2002, you fuckwit.

^^ and you don't recognise the quote? Gurl, please.

She could lay flat on her back and hold up a 50 lb. concrete slab with her continually erect cyborg boops.