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Someone requested a thread about the Dyatlov Pass Incident...

... And because I don’t think we’ve ever discussed this mystery on Datalounge, I’ve made this thread so we now can do so. Theories range from nuclear testing to bear attacks to ultrasonic booms to UFOs. What do you think?

by Anonymousreply 4805/11/2019

I personally think it was some military exercise gone wrong...

by Anonymousreply 103/03/2019

Omg.

by Anonymousreply 203/03/2019

[quote] Omg.

Dyatlov right?

by Anonymousreply 303/11/2019

“Someone Requested”...

No they fucking well did not.

by Anonymousreply 403/11/2019

OMG OP this is the very first I am hearing of this incident on DL. Thank you!

by Anonymousreply 503/11/2019

It was da beahs. Da cute widdle teddy beahs.

by Anonymousreply 603/11/2019

Anything awful had to have involved Russia.

by Anonymousreply 703/11/2019

You know what this thread made me think of?

How much I wish someone would start a thread on the Dyatlov Pass Incident.

by Anonymousreply 803/11/2019

What's that, R8?

by Anonymousreply 903/11/2019

UFO testing for sure, numerous ex military have confirmed so...

by Anonymousreply 1003/11/2019

The Dyatlov Pass incident was first discussed and explored over drinkies at the Townhouse in the UES of Manhattan. After several refreshing glasses of healing elixirs of potato essence with life-giving lime there was hard rubbing and thrusting of thick hard male essence deep in the valley of the Pass that is Dyatlov until the squirming and crying out and throbbing and squirting and panting in the Pass that was deeply Dyatloved.

by Anonymousreply 1103/11/2019

Marcia and Jan sat alone together in the back of the conestoga wagon. The rest of the Brady pioneer family, numbed by the grueling journey through the Dyatlov Pass, had grown hypnotized by the miles of prairie trail. Marcia lifted her wicker basket and tempted Jan with the richly decorated Vagina Cupcakes. She urged Jan to lick the clitoral pearls with her Brady tongue. Jan's hands ran greedily over Marcia's dress. She plucked the buttons until they were all undone. She undid Marcia's corset and freed Marcia's heaving bosoms, so they were free in the late prairie afternoon sun. Jan prepared to lower her face between Marcia's thighs in the back of the conestoga wagon in that Dyatlov Pass. "May I, Brady sister?" Jan whispered.

by Anonymousreply 1203/11/2019

Zombies...or vampires...or aliens.

by Anonymousreply 1303/11/2019

Slow clap, [R12]

by Anonymousreply 1403/11/2019

In the Dyatlov Pass Jennifer Aniston was heard to cry out "My eyes, but they are so dry!!" Marie Antoinette regarded her coldly and replied, "Mon Dieu, aviez pitie de moi. Mes yeux n'ont pas plus les armes pour pleurez pour mes pauvres enfants." Then Marie Antoinette whacked Jennifer Aniston with her hat.

by Anonymousreply 1503/11/2019

Isn't it "Ayez pitie de moi." and "... les larmes pour pleurer..." ?

Asking for a friend.

by Anonymousreply 1603/11/2019

Thanks R16. Marie Antoinette tended to mumble so I didn't always get it right [html removed].

by Anonymousreply 1703/11/2019

Is Vivian Vance Russian?

by Anonymousreply 1803/11/2019

As the transcontinental train heaved and groaned through the inclines and deep descents of the Dyatlov Pass, Vivian Vance busied herself at her open suitcases and trunks spread about her sleeper car cabin, fussing over the packing and repacking of her clothes. "Where are you going?" asked Lucy Arnez, as she took a long drag from her cigarette, bracing for another heave of the train. "To Russia," said Vivian, staring distantly into space, thinking of the villa gardens of Tsarskoye Selo, where she had been happy in her youth.

by Anonymousreply 1903/11/2019

Couldn’t you make up scene about the actual incident?

by Anonymousreply 2003/11/2019

It's always seemed to me a pretty straightforward case, basically this:

by Anonymousreply 2103/11/2019

What was this case about? Was it a bunch of schoolgirls who went through a passageway in the mountains while on their school field trip?

by Anonymousreply 2203/11/2019

Thank you, OP. I have almost forgotten the other 37 threads on Dyatlov, so I’m glad to have this reminder.

Now, if we could only have threads about the Keddie Murders and the Springfield Three as well, my joy would be complete!

by Anonymousreply 2303/11/2019

I swear to god I always thought this hoary old Thing took place on the 1800s; guess I was visualizing the Donner Party, lmao!!!

by Anonymousreply 2403/11/2019

Vivian Vance put down the martini glass, glancing at the red ruby stain of lipstick at the side. She picked up the deck of cards to shuffle. "Hey Lucy!" she barked, "did I ever tell ya about the Dyatlov?!!"

by Anonymousreply 2503/11/2019

I didn’t realize some of them were drunk.

by Anonymousreply 2603/11/2019

To R21 With Love: thank you.

I know of the incident (could a DL thread have once initially wised me up??) - and have Wiki-ed the basics up a bit. Yet I'd never seen those pictures in that Y'Tube clip before. Their sequencing alongside the measure dcalm narrative is deeply poignant.

by Anonymousreply 2703/11/2019

[quote]Is Vivian Vance Russian?

No, but the Countess Bublinski is.

by Anonymousreply 2803/11/2019

[quote] I didn’t realize some of them were drunk.

They’re Russian. It would be a surprise if one of them weren’t drunk.

by Anonymousreply 2903/12/2019

So far hypothermia-induced group psychosis seems to be favored by a large margin.

by Anonymousreply 3003/12/2019

You’re welcome, R5; I thought it was important to discuss.

by Anonymousreply 3103/12/2019

Were the Secret Lesbians to blame?

by Anonymousreply 3203/12/2019

Russian Investigators Are Reopening the Dyatlov Pass Case. But What Is It?

Sixty years after a group of hikers mysteriously died in the Ural Mountains, police are breathing new life into the notorious cold case.

BytEmma Friedlander Feb. 14, 2019

by Anonymousreply 3303/12/2019

Secret Lesbian Drunk Pantless Russians

by Anonymousreply 3403/12/2019

It doesn’t seem like a fun way to spend a vacation. Did they all stay in one tent?

by Anonymousreply 3503/12/2019

[quote] Secret Lesbian Drunk Pantless Russians

Omg.

by Anonymousreply 3603/12/2019

[quote] Omg.

Dyatlov right?

by Anonymousreply 3703/12/2019

[quote] Dyatlov right?

Right!

by Anonymousreply 3803/12/2019

Sterna pulverized

Nay, not by Astraea's righteous hand wielding pestle of justice

Lyudmila

Cat got your tongue?

Silly goose

No cat walks here

Beira, our Queen of Winter

Beinn Nibheis awaits Her return

For She has flown north to Her harvest

Harvest of souls

Dark lesbians

by Anonymousreply 3903/12/2019

There WERE two women.

by Anonymousreply 4003/13/2019

Is this the *official* DL Dyatlov Pass thread?

by Anonymousreply 4103/13/2019

I rather like the hybrid nature of this Dyatlov Pass / Dark Lesbians mashup!

by Anonymousreply 4203/14/2019

Lyudmilla and Olga, both dressed in thick flannel shirts, with the buttons undone to reveal their heaving bosoms, stared into each other's eyes in the dim candlelight in the tent in the Dyatlov Pass. Lyudmilla carressed Olga's face with one hand and whispered, "Comrade, it pleases me that you look not unlike Felicity Huffman."

by Anonymousreply 4303/14/2019

Were there any gays among them ?

by Anonymousreply 4403/14/2019

Dyatlov Pass bump

by Anonymousreply 4505/11/2019

Yes, it's fascinating, but please ... we have discussed this numerous times before on the other "mysteries" threads. Does it really need its own thread?

by Anonymousreply 4605/11/2019

FUCK YOU R45. F&F FOR YOU.

by Anonymousreply 4705/11/2019

Thanks, OP. Such a fascinating mystery.

Next we should discuss that There's Something's Wrong With Aunt Diane documentary. I would love to know DL's thoughts about that one too.

by Anonymousreply 4805/11/2019
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