Someone requested a thread about the Dyatlov Pass Incident...

I personally think it was some military exercise gone wrong...

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Dyatlov right?

“Someone Requested”...

No they fucking well did not.

OMG OP this is the very first I am hearing of this incident on DL. Thank you!

It was da beahs. Da cute widdle teddy beahs.

Anything awful had to have involved Russia.

You know what this thread made me think of?

How much I wish someone would start a thread on the Dyatlov Pass Incident.

What's that, R8?

UFO testing for sure, numerous ex military have confirmed so...

The Dyatlov Pass incident was first discussed and explored over drinkies at the Townhouse in the UES of Manhattan. After several refreshing glasses of healing elixirs of potato essence with life-giving lime there was hard rubbing and thrusting of thick hard male essence deep in the valley of the Pass that is Dyatlov until the squirming and crying out and throbbing and squirting and panting in the Pass that was deeply Dyatloved.

Marcia and Jan sat alone together in the back of the conestoga wagon. The rest of the Brady pioneer family, numbed by the grueling journey through the Dyatlov Pass, had grown hypnotized by the miles of prairie trail. Marcia lifted her wicker basket and tempted Jan with the richly decorated Vagina Cupcakes. She urged Jan to lick the clitoral pearls with her Brady tongue. Jan's hands ran greedily over Marcia's dress. She plucked the buttons until they were all undone. She undid Marcia's corset and freed Marcia's heaving bosoms, so they were free in the late prairie afternoon sun. Jan prepared to lower her face between Marcia's thighs in the back of the conestoga wagon in that Dyatlov Pass. "May I, Brady sister?" Jan whispered.

Zombies...or vampires...or aliens.

Slow clap, [R12]

In the Dyatlov Pass Jennifer Aniston was heard to cry out "My eyes, but they are so dry!!" Marie Antoinette regarded her coldly and replied, "Mon Dieu, aviez pitie de moi. Mes yeux n'ont pas plus les armes pour pleurez pour mes pauvres enfants." Then Marie Antoinette whacked Jennifer Aniston with her hat.

Isn't it "Ayez pitie de moi." and "... les larmes pour pleurer..." ?

Asking for a friend.

Thanks R16. Marie Antoinette tended to mumble so I didn't always get it right [html removed].

Is Vivian Vance Russian?

As the transcontinental train heaved and groaned through the inclines and deep descents of the Dyatlov Pass, Vivian Vance busied herself at her open suitcases and trunks spread about her sleeper car cabin, fussing over the packing and repacking of her clothes. "Where are you going?" asked Lucy Arnez, as she took a long drag from her cigarette, bracing for another heave of the train. "To Russia," said Vivian, staring distantly into space, thinking of the villa gardens of Tsarskoye Selo, where she had been happy in her youth.

Couldn’t you make up scene about the actual incident?

It's always seemed to me a pretty straightforward case, basically this:

What was this case about? Was it a bunch of schoolgirls who went through a passageway in the mountains while on their school field trip?

Thank you, OP. I have almost forgotten the other 37 threads on Dyatlov, so I’m glad to have this reminder.

Now, if we could only have threads about the Keddie Murders and the Springfield Three as well, my joy would be complete!

I swear to god I always thought this hoary old Thing took place on the 1800s; guess I was visualizing the Donner Party, lmao!!!

Vivian Vance put down the martini glass, glancing at the red ruby stain of lipstick at the side. She picked up the deck of cards to shuffle. "Hey Lucy!" she barked, "did I ever tell ya about the Dyatlov?!!"

I didn’t realize some of them were drunk.

To R21 With Love: thank you.

I know of the incident (could a DL thread have once initially wised me up??) - and have Wiki-ed the basics up a bit. Yet I'd never seen those pictures in that Y'Tube clip before. Their sequencing alongside the measure dcalm narrative is deeply poignant.

[quote]Is Vivian Vance Russian?

No, but the Countess Bublinski is.

[quote] I didn’t realize some of them were drunk.

They’re Russian. It would be a surprise if one of them weren’t drunk.

So far hypothermia-induced group psychosis seems to be favored by a large margin.

You’re welcome, R5; I thought it was important to discuss.

Were the Secret Lesbians to blame?

Russian Investigators Are Reopening the Dyatlov Pass Case. But What Is It?

Sixty years after a group of hikers mysteriously died in the Ural Mountains, police are breathing new life into the notorious cold case.

BytEmma Friedlander Feb. 14, 2019

Secret Lesbian Drunk Pantless Russians

It doesn’t seem like a fun way to spend a vacation. Did they all stay in one tent?

[quote] Secret Lesbian Drunk Pantless Russians

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Dyatlov right?

[quote] Dyatlov right?

Right!

Sterna pulverized

Nay, not by Astraea's righteous hand wielding pestle of justice

Lyudmila

Cat got your tongue?

Silly goose

No cat walks here

Beira, our Queen of Winter

Beinn Nibheis awaits Her return

For She has flown north to Her harvest

Harvest of souls

Dark lesbians

There WERE two women.

Is this the *official* DL Dyatlov Pass thread?

I rather like the hybrid nature of this Dyatlov Pass / Dark Lesbians mashup!

Lyudmilla and Olga, both dressed in thick flannel shirts, with the buttons undone to reveal their heaving bosoms, stared into each other's eyes in the dim candlelight in the tent in the Dyatlov Pass. Lyudmilla carressed Olga's face with one hand and whispered, "Comrade, it pleases me that you look not unlike Felicity Huffman."

Were there any gays among them ?

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Yes, it's fascinating, but please ... we have discussed this numerous times before on the other "mysteries" threads. Does it really need its own thread?

FUCK YOU R45. F&F FOR YOU.

Thanks, OP. Such a fascinating mystery.

Next we should discuss that There's Something's Wrong With Aunt Diane documentary. I would love to know DL's thoughts about that one too.

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Katabatic wind. Same thing happened in Sweden.

MY FAVORITE MURDER, EPISODE 188

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