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It's not safe in Angel Square at night

Make sure the Ford Brothers are around to help guide you through the seedier side of Llanview....

Unless one of them is cruising the alley behind Rodi's again.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 122Last Tuesday at 7:18 PM

This new thread continues the hard work, gossip and shit stirring of this earlier thread.....

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 103/02/2019

Did Frankie V. Ever partake in the Ford brothers?

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 203/02/2019

A rebooted OLTL could work, if it were more edgy, returned to social issues, with good acting and writing. Camp is fun, but it should be dished out selectively. Build it around Tina's kids, Sarah and CJ, which gives opportunities for the older generation to get involved.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 303/02/2019

[quote] Did Frankie V. Ever partake in the Ford brothers?

Did Erica Kane scream at a bear in the woods?

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 403/02/2019

They should make the new OLTL like Passions, an all out supernatural camp fest with witches, zombies, oragatangs, mermaids, bull dyke hatchet murderers etc

It'll at least be entertaining

Someone summon the spirit of James E. Reilly aka JERk

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 503/02/2019

Get real, peeps. This is NEVER going to happen. And also, it will end up being All MY CHILDREN anyway. With a sprinkling of OLTL characters.

No thanks.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 603/02/2019

One Life to Live

Starting

Andy T

as

The Young Stud

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 703/02/2019

The Ford Brothers, are they anything like the Jonas Brothers?

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 803/02/2019

AMC really SUCKED at the end, they'd be better off reviving OLTL.

OLTL had better ratings too.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 903/02/2019

Did someone say "sucked off" and "OLTL?"

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 1003/02/2019

A rebooted OLTL could be great as long as Todd and Blair stayed away and didn't take over the show again.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 1103/02/2019

Jadore the the new thread post...title, picture and introduction. Well done OP. I wish I was around Rodi's right now myself.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 1203/02/2019

For your viewing pleasure...

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 1303/02/2019

Will Officer Oliver Fish be giving blowjobs to the Ford brothers behind Rodi's? Will Rex become Brody's buttboy?

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 1403/02/2019

I feel like that sauna scene was a direct birthday present to Frank from Ron.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 1503/02/2019

R11 Blair is frontburner on DAYS, and will soon be joined by Robin Strasser on there. They would have to recast

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 1603/02/2019

I liked Todd with Rebecca and Tea better anyway.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 1703/02/2019

Blair is on DOOL and Todd is on GH so hopefully if this ever happens (not likely but whatever) they will be gone and other characters can actually get storylines.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 1803/02/2019

R13 Pretty guys, but this porno is lame.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 1903/02/2019

So they're all gay right?

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 2003/02/2019

They did those sauna scenes all the time toward the end of OLTL. Cutter and NuJoey were in a few as well.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 2103/02/2019

[quote] Jadore the the new thread post...title, picture and introduction.

I really wanted the shirtless photo from Roxy's dream episode, but it wasn't anywhere I could link from, sadly.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 2203/03/2019

Those three were horrible actors

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 2303/03/2019

R21,I LOVED Cutter.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 2403/03/2019

Cutter was a great character...a sexy grifter who, despite his grittiness, might fall for the right someone. I hoped it might have been Joey Buchanan. They would have made a great top-bottom (dare I say Dom-sub) combination.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 2503/03/2019

HACKlivati could not create a good original character if his life depended on it.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 2603/03/2019

I stopped believing in OLTL when Ron wrote it. It didn't feel like a story, it felt like a soap parody.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 2703/03/2019

Viki's DID could return. Villains could return like Carlo Hesser and Alison Perkins. The young characters from the finals years of the show mostly sucked so they could be discarded with or bring a couple of them in as recasts.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 2803/03/2019

Exactly, r27. Whatever happened to Ron after he originally started fucked with him, because everything became a camp mess.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 2903/03/2019

Frank's horrible taste and Frons' interference didn't do Ron any favors, but I agree, his hype died out very quick. On DOOL, he ranges from nonsensical camp to outright tedium.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 3003/03/2019

Ron's tenure was far from perfect. Nonetheless, it was infinitely better than what Dena was giving us.

Was true with OLTL back in 2007. Is also true with Days in 2019.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 3103/03/2019

Dena was the worst! I’d take campy re Ron any day over that hack!

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 3203/03/2019

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by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 3303/03/2019

I'd take Brody and Cutter DP style

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 3403/05/2019

That's a perfect description, R27.

The only hackery worse than Dena's was Jean Passanante's (ATWT). Of course, Frons's grimy thumbprints were all over that mess, too.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 3503/05/2019

Don't forget Frank, r35. I never once believed he was just a bystander through 4 writing regimes, and the shit at GH proves he has no taste, vision, or direction.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 3603/05/2019

I wish I could, R36; trust me.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 3703/05/2019

I just can’t with the old witch Strassman. Her mother croaked at 93 and Strassman is lamenting that they never got along. It’s too late now, hun. Why didn’t the witch attempt to make things right when her mother was still alive? What has Strassman been doing these last several years while unemployed and knowing that her mother was in her final years? Its wayyyyyyy too late to start bitching now. That woman irritates me.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 3803/06/2019

Brody and Cutter were cute but they never filled out their boxers in the same way Rex or Christian did.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 3903/06/2019

Christian was in a class by himself. Rex -- not so much. Too fey!

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 4003/06/2019

Rex looked like the living embodiment of Bam Bam from the Flintstones.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 4103/07/2019

R41 And, that is a bad thing? Remember when Pebbles and Bam-Bam became teenagers, he was quite cute.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 4203/07/2019

Seriously, pebbles and bam bam? Can we get back to OLTL?

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 4303/07/2019

Did gays AND fraus both enjoy the Ford Brothers? Were they a big hit with all viewers?

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 4403/07/2019

I always thought daddy Ford was the hottest and then the one who did porn!

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 4503/07/2019

According to We Love Them There Soaps, March 6 was the day Karen Wolek lost her shit.

ALMOST as momentous as that sleepy, dusty Delta day when Billie Joe McAlister jumped off the Talahachee Bridge.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 4603/07/2019

[quote] I always thought daddy Ford was the hottest and then the one who did porn!

Mmmm. And stuffed himself into tight Speedos back in the day!

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 4703/07/2019

You know damn well a resounding NO both queries r44. They aren't even worth mentioning.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 4803/07/2019

But r46, that was the THIRD of June...

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 4903/08/2019

Which one of the Ford brothers is gay in real life ?

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 5003/08/2019

Daddy Ford gay and so was James. He’s married in real life.

I don’t think I pretty boy Robert Ford or Nate were gay

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 5103/08/2019

The whitewashing of that dumbass himbo was ridiculous after he raped someone who was mentally ill.

How anyone can argue that Carlivati isn't a certified hack is beyond me.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 5203/08/2019

RC sucked. He could tell a Soap parody but not a layered complex drama!

He moments of greatness but that’s it. He seemed to like the characters which is more than most headwriters.

What were some of his biggest offenses?

Connecting both David and Rex to the Buchanans. Destroying the Marty character. Ruining the returns of Tina and Kelly. Not bringing back Max for the finale. Making Gigi a central character!

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 5303/08/2019

The Jessica DID nonsense I’d add to that list as well as The botched Tale of Two Todd’s!!!

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 5403/08/2019

Forget even the mess of Jessica's DID - that story mentioned where she thinks she's still a teen and in love with Cristian then gets infatuated with Ford was next level TRASH.

What they did to the Jessica character after BreeCheese took over was an absolute crime.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 5503/08/2019

So many gays.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 5603/08/2019

Jess with Antonio made no sense and it never really got touched on that she was with her true love’s older brother?!

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 5703/08/2019

What ever happened to Marcie? The actress who played her was with one of the Fords offscreen.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 5803/08/2019

^^ She's married to someone named Jason Munt and has a kid.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 5903/08/2019

R53 the treatment of The Marty character was blasphemous. Especially considering the amount of investment the audience was asked to commit to for all the years as a tortured heroine after enduring a horrific crime. She became one of the most beloved characters the show ever created and Ron went in a took a hatchet job to it. It was ugly, sad and so wrong.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 6003/08/2019

The rumor was that Haskell was pissed. I would love to hear what really went down.

The idea that Marty went "insane" over that lesbian ostrich McBANE made my skin crawl.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 6103/08/2019

Marty was always a bore to me. Even when they put her damsel ass life in hopeless turmoil.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 6203/08/2019

r60, and they did it all so they could put McBAIN back with Natalie.

Although I secretly love that even after having a kid together, they remained apart in the end.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 6303/09/2019

Crazy Marty was entertaining as all hell bravo Susan Haskell but it was crAp! We didn’t even get a Marty And RH Todd scene. Not cool.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 6403/09/2019

I was so over Marty and Todd scenes at that point.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 6503/09/2019

[quote]oragatangs

What the fuck are these?

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 6603/09/2019

I was never over real Marty and real Todd scenes. They were magic together.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 6703/09/2019

real Todd didn't even try after awhile. He sucked.

And he's still sucking on GH.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 6803/09/2019

Crazy Marty was a complete desecration of the character, but at least we got to see her throw Natalie off the roof.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 6903/09/2019

This fucking thread should have had a shout out to OLTL's heyday, not fucking boring Angel Square. It is BOMBING, Chile!!!!!

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 7003/09/2019

Shut your snatch, R70.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 7103/09/2019

Then thread is BOMBING, Chile!!!!!

You anti-gay bitch, CAR-LOTTA!!!

God, how In fucking hated OLTL from 1997-2006!!!!

Angel Square SUCKS DICKS!!!!!

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 7203/09/2019

FUCK! I AM WRONG! I DID ENJOY SOME OF JFP'S OLTL , MINUS THE CHARACTER ASS-ASSINATION OF NORA!!!

OLTL SUCKED FROM 2000-2006, MINUS THE TRADING PLACES EPISODE AND LIVE WEEK!

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 7303/09/2019

R73 Yet somehow, 2002 was the only year OLTL won the Outstanding Drama Emmy.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 7403/09/2019

R74, read my post, bitch.

Guess which episode won OLTL the Emmy?? Trading Places.

Checkmate, Bitch.

Gary Tomlin sucked balls, otherwise. And the show looked like SHIT.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 7503/09/2019

Sleestack used to leave turds on the couch in her dressing room. The studio custodians were discreet.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 7603/09/2019

R74 My point was that there were other years that they deserved to win more than during that era. And if it was the Trading Places episode that they won for in 2002, that makes it even worse because that was just a gimmicky episode.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 7703/09/2019

Gotcha R77. It was the balance of a highly dramatic episode and the comedy of Trading Places that won OLTL the Emmy, The shows submitted 2 episodes. I cannot recall what the other episode was (I believe that it heavily involved Nora)

It was very much in JFP's playbook, actually. "The Very Special Emmy Episode"..

And I agree. OLTL sure as fuck should have won in 1994 for 1993. The show was not even nominated. It was a JOKE. I think AMC won.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 7803/09/2019

I love the Trading Spaces episode. I've watched it on YT a couple of times and I'll probably watch again as long as it's there to see.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 7903/09/2019

Remember when Frank used to submit the HS musicals for Best Drama? LMFAO.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 8003/09/2019

Trading Spaces?

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 8103/10/2019

What does Frank submit these days, the Nurse' Ball performances?

God he sucks.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 8203/10/2019

I am sure Uncle Frank will submit the Stumpy tribute episode.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 8303/10/2019

The Trading Places episode

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 8403/10/2019

I don't like this thread atall.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 8503/11/2019

[quote]Which one of the Ford brothers is gay in real life ?

Nic Robuck. He played James.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 8603/11/2019

Their dad John Wesley Shipp is a huge nelly bottom homo. Bottoms for anyone. Ask JWS about Doug Marland’s toes.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 8703/11/2019

Didn't Dr. Seuss write about a Slee?

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 8803/14/2019

Thanks for that R84, loved it. No other show could have pulled off humor so broad and seamlessly as OLTL. About Dano's character: When Rae Cummings came back to Llanview she had apparently become a psychologist of some renown during her long absence from the show, and was later exposed as practicing illegally as she had never even finished a degree. Was Rae ever jailed for her crime, is that how she was written off the show?

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 8903/14/2019

Didn't she become an advice columnist because she couldn't practice? It's a little hazy.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 9003/15/2019

Didn't she become an advice columnist because she couldn't practice? It's a little hazy.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 9103/15/2019

She became a town nuisance

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 9203/15/2019

Todd never finished college either and he became a media mogul AFTER being sentenced to jail for the gang rape.

It's a soap.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 9303/16/2019

I liked Todd and Rae's therapy sessions:

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 9403/16/2019

After they stopped hating each, other Skye and Rae formed a close bond. Both actresses have previously played mother and daughter Felicia and Lorna in Another World. They were great in scenes when they were at each others throats. Here all is forgiven again.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 9503/16/2019

Rae was a waste of contract! So many other characters belonged in her place.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 9603/16/2019

R93 It helps when you inherit millions of dollars.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 9703/16/2019

Fuck busybody Rae!

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 9803/16/2019

Rae was fun.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 9903/17/2019

Renee should have gotten more to do. Screw Rae and Echo - all the Soap “names” they brought back to this show even though their characters sucked the first go around.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 10003/17/2019

I still get a kick out this scene between Slee and Dano, going from the sublime to the ridiculous. Trying to out do each other using different acting techniques.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 10103/17/2019

I'd like to see the gay pron film "Three Brothers" remade with the Ford brothers stepping in for the Rockland brothers. Isn't it about time for a remake?

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 10203/17/2019

Frank will produce it, R102.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 10303/17/2019

r100, the one who featured Patty Elliot the most was JFP.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 10403/17/2019

Hold the pepperoni

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 10503/17/2019

Of course, the real hunks were David Fumero and Mark Lawson.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 106Last Monday at 2:04 PM

Yes, r106, they were actually MEN. Not metrosexual himbos.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 107Last Monday at 5:46 PM

They truly were. Kamar de los Reyes also turned me on, but not to the level of David Fumero. There was always something annoying about Kamar.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 108Last Monday at 5:53 PM

KdlR always tried way too hard to be "intense". I grew to hate Antonio.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 109Last Tuesday at 5:49 AM

OLTL delivered on hunky men over the years. Do you remember Suede Pruitt? How about Christopher Douglas? Way, way back there was Mark Toland and Tom Berenger (I cried when his character died). A couple of the Kevins and Joeys and Tim Woleks were hot, but they hit pay dirt when they hired Josh Kelly. Alas, his time there was too short.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 110Last Tuesday at 6:44 AM

Dan Gauthier was such a good Kevin and an excellent actor. Sexy as hell, too, but they ended up not writing for the character eventually.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 111Last Tuesday at 2:12 PM

Very faceable, I'd say.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 112Last Tuesday at 2:30 PM

I wanted Gaulthier to sit on my face

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 113Last Tuesday at 2:47 PM

Yeah I wanted some Dan G up in me. Hottest Kevin what a waste!!!

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 114Last Tuesday at 4:30 PM

Dan G was indeed the best.....and hottest.

Though Tim Gibbs could get it, too.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 115Last Tuesday at 4:36 PM

Loved the song choice, it fit OLTL perfectly.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 116Last Tuesday at 4:38 PM

I'm R112. I meant to say "very fuckable" but, you know, damned autocorrect.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 117Last Tuesday at 5:29 PM

LOL r117, I was wondering what "very faceable" meant.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 118Last Tuesday at 5:54 PM

Dan Gautier was fantastic. A tragedy the show jettisoned him so we could have more of Michael Easton.

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 119Last Tuesday at 6:32 PM

Memories...

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 120Last Tuesday at 6:53 PM

I like faceable R112. Have you coined a new DL term?

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 121Last Tuesday at 7:08 PM

I thought faceable meant either handsome or someone you were going to give a cum facial to, or get one from! LOL

by VERS BTM 4 ETERNA TOP reply 122Last Tuesday at 7:18 PM
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