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Lady Gaga summed up in a few words

Fake. Liar. Witch.

by Anonymousreply 93April 15, 2019 12:09 AM

Lady Trump!

by Anonymousreply 1March 2, 2019 12:11 AM

Lol it's true. Horrible, fake, actively created a psycho cult fanbase, constant victim, no sense of humor, major repug upbringing....I can go on. Truly the trump of pop. The similarities are hysterical.

She had a few great pop dance songs and videos a decade ago....that's it. Not to mention all the gross face work she has had done (and still isn't the classic beauty she's desperate to be). Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 2March 2, 2019 12:16 AM

Drug addict.

by Anonymousreply 3March 2, 2019 12:17 AM

She could outbeard taylor swift

by Anonymousreply 4March 2, 2019 12:17 AM

Never. Be.Famous.

by Anonymousreply 5March 2, 2019 12:20 AM

Born. This. Way.

(And there ain't no escaping it.)

by Anonymousreply 6March 2, 2019 12:24 AM

Shady Gaga, the Beard.

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by Anonymousreply 7March 2, 2019 12:24 AM

Works hard to camouflage her strange ugly face.

by Anonymousreply 8March 2, 2019 12:24 AM

You queens seem to hate female singers

by Anonymousreply 9March 2, 2019 12:25 AM

"Strange ugly face?" Check.

"Beard?" Check.

LADY TRUMP!

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by Anonymousreply 10March 2, 2019 12:25 AM

Can't read my / can't read my / can't read my....

...BUTTERFACE.

by Anonymousreply 11March 2, 2019 12:26 AM

Oscar winner.

by Anonymousreply 12March 2, 2019 12:27 AM

"They call me LADY TRUMP! LADY TRUMP!"

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by Anonymousreply 13March 2, 2019 12:28 AM

Bitter! Party of one....

by Anonymousreply 14March 2, 2019 12:29 AM

Academy Award Winner.

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by Anonymousreply 15March 2, 2019 12:30 AM

Haha R11 - my three words for her are:

But her face.

by Anonymousreply 16March 2, 2019 12:30 AM

I'm sure Lady Gaga is just crushed by all the negative comments... as you type from your dirty ass couch.

by Anonymousreply 17March 2, 2019 12:31 AM

Did she have surgery to make herself look more like Amy Winehouse?

by Anonymousreply 18March 2, 2019 12:36 AM

Needs a good wash.

by Anonymousreply 19March 2, 2019 12:37 AM

Marginally better than Katy Perry.

by Anonymousreply 20March 2, 2019 12:38 AM

Uninteresting.

by Anonymousreply 21March 2, 2019 12:44 AM

That Oscar-night duet is the most overrated thing since Goop’s jade egg.

by Anonymousreply 22March 2, 2019 12:46 AM

That Lady Gaga Bardley Copper song and dance at the oscars was so fake. Let's project we love each other. Bradley loves cock and Lord Gaga loves herself and cocaine. The only thing that was gonna come off that night was Gaga's nose from all the coke she did

by Anonymousreply 23March 2, 2019 12:47 AM

Little talent with a big attitude ... with the Grammy for frozen face that some may call acting and an Oscar for a song with 2 notes in a low and high register.

by Anonymousreply 24March 2, 2019 12:48 AM

She looks like an medicated seal

by Anonymousreply 25March 2, 2019 12:51 AM

Lady Coke AND Lady Trump?????

Shady Gaga!

by Anonymousreply 26March 2, 2019 12:51 AM

r25 emaciated* damn autocorrect!

by Anonymousreply 27March 2, 2019 12:51 AM

She probably sniffed cocaine off bradley cooper's clean anus

by Anonymousreply 28March 2, 2019 12:51 AM

I WW'd for "medicated seal." Kudos, autocorrect or not!

by Anonymousreply 29March 2, 2019 12:53 AM

I like her.

by Anonymousreply 30March 2, 2019 12:54 AM

All the plastic surgery but she was reasonably attractive before, now, she's just plastic. She looks increasingly like a carnival pinhead.

She wanted to be an art star kind of pop star, but that fizzled. She wanted that badly. Then she didn't have the allure and didn't pull it off and her try hard artiness put all of us artsy fartsies off her, permanently.

It's sort of a pity because - I dunno - if not her, who? It would have been better for us if she had had the good but woefully lacking.

There is nothing there there.

by Anonymousreply 31March 2, 2019 12:55 AM

EGOT soon...

by Anonymousreply 32March 2, 2019 12:56 AM

100 and 80 years old Tony Bennett sounds better than her on that duet album few listen to and no one ever will ...

by Anonymousreply 33March 2, 2019 12:56 AM

Try hard

Freak

Spirit cooker

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by Anonymousreply 34March 2, 2019 12:58 AM

Freak? OK, give her a break ... she was born this way!

by Anonymousreply 35March 2, 2019 1:01 AM

She's a provocative but fairish tryhard. I find it ironic she won an award for singing a song titled shallow.

I loved her Fame Monster album though. She has talent, but she does insist upon herself sometimes.

by Anonymousreply 36March 2, 2019 1:07 AM

In the age of Kardashians and the X Factor you expect Edith Piaf, Billie Holiday or younger Barbra Streisand

by Anonymousreply 37March 2, 2019 1:09 AM

photocopier

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by Anonymousreply 38March 2, 2019 1:12 AM

If you R36 call butterfly farting a talent then she has got a plenty!

by Anonymousreply 39March 2, 2019 1:13 AM

Le' Piaf you say R37?

R39 the current Gaga is largely a manufactured "success" like JLaw . What talent those people have gets hyperbolized and they start to believe their own hype. That's why I said fairish (mediocre) .

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by Anonymousreply 40March 2, 2019 1:23 AM

If you want to talk about talent then first listen to "The Windmills of Your Mind" ....

by Anonymousreply 41March 2, 2019 1:28 AM

I do say Piaf R40 ... the "La" is a nice touch though

by Anonymousreply 42March 2, 2019 1:37 AM

I maent "Le" ... but my French grammar sucks better then I do ...

by Anonymousreply 43March 2, 2019 1:44 AM

What word did Madonna use to slam Lady Trump ripping her off?

by Anonymousreply 44March 2, 2019 1:50 AM

Madonna is fingering herself furiously and shrieking that Ga has an Oscar. Madonna never will.

by Anonymousreply 45March 2, 2019 2:06 AM

Shallows

by Anonymousreply 46March 2, 2019 2:08 AM

FEW words, bitches.

by Anonymousreply 47March 2, 2019 2:47 AM

Humorless. Vocal Fry. Monster.

by Anonymousreply 48March 2, 2019 2:56 AM

Pretentious. Ugly. Thirsty.

by Anonymousreply 49March 2, 2019 3:13 AM

Poppy is everything she wished she could be

by Anonymousreply 50March 2, 2019 3:37 AM

Rude, Lazy, Horny and Dumb!

by Anonymousreply 51March 2, 2019 3:42 AM

Looks like a drag man.

by Anonymousreply 52March 2, 2019 3:51 AM

Reductive, derivative, unoriginal, bad lounge singer.

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by Anonymousreply 53March 2, 2019 3:59 AM

Iconic at 30

by Anonymousreply 54March 2, 2019 4:03 AM

Talented.

by Anonymousreply 55March 2, 2019 4:04 AM

Talented. Talented. Talented.

by Anonymousreply 56March 2, 2019 4:07 AM

Wig Enthusiast.

by Anonymousreply 57March 2, 2019 4:08 AM

Triggers Bitter DL'ers.

by Anonymousreply 58March 2, 2019 4:12 AM

One thing I don't like about her is that she *craves* authenticity from others but has proven to be the exact opposite of authentic many times over. That and the fact that she most likely had that Russian chick thrown off the roof to her death and then stole her ideas to launch her career.

by Anonymousreply 59March 2, 2019 4:32 AM

She’s a huge ally and we hate anyone who tries to help.

by Anonymousreply 60March 2, 2019 4:54 AM

If you guys truly can't stand her, stream 7 rings by Ariana Grande so she doesn't get Shallow to #1.

by Anonymousreply 61March 2, 2019 5:03 AM

Overrated, unattractive, pretentious, fake.

by Anonymousreply 62March 2, 2019 5:06 AM

R41, with the melody entirely ripped off from MOZART, so go F**K yourself.

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by Anonymousreply 63March 2, 2019 5:10 AM

r16, you do understand that the term "Butterface" has been a play on the words "But, her face" from the very beginning, don't you?

by Anonymousreply 64March 2, 2019 5:14 AM

Butterface (usually applied to women) means everything his hot but her (his) face. That doesn't apply to Gaga who is ugly and doesn't particularly have a nice body either. The saggy tits, ugly tats and she can be flabby and prone to cellulite as well.

by Anonymousreply 65March 2, 2019 5:21 AM

Poor Gaga. So rich, so famous. So nasal.

by Anonymousreply 66March 2, 2019 5:32 AM

I like her

by Anonymousreply 67March 2, 2019 7:07 AM

reductive. pretentious. poseur.

by Anonymousreply 68March 2, 2019 7:28 AM

Jealous queens commenting

by Anonymousreply 69March 4, 2019 3:31 AM

I also like her. She seems nice.

by Anonymousreply 70March 4, 2019 3:36 AM

Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony

almost there.

by Anonymousreply 71March 4, 2019 3:39 AM

Average vocalist, shrewd self-promoter

by Anonymousreply 72March 4, 2019 11:41 PM

Except Amy Winehouse there have not been an established performer worth listening to in the past 25 years.

by Anonymousreply 73March 4, 2019 11:58 PM

Wore meat. Worn meat.

by Anonymousreply 74March 5, 2019 12:23 AM

Pied Piper for Satan

by Anonymousreply 75March 5, 2019 12:40 AM

Big ugly hook nose with boogers and coke and coke boogers and dried snot and wet snot

by Anonymousreply 76March 5, 2019 5:30 AM

“Shallow” is #1 on Billboard—after 21 weeks on the chart!

by Anonymousreply 77March 6, 2019 12:24 AM

r77 yet she is still a drug addict. if the power and love of her fans is her drugs while is she doing cocaine!?

by Anonymousreply 78March 6, 2019 2:18 AM

Wow her performance of NY NY is awkward at least and certainly would not entertain me.

by Anonymousreply 79March 6, 2019 9:54 AM

Exhausting. Derivative. Driven.

by Anonymousreply 80March 6, 2019 10:03 AM

R53, I see a brilliant musician and great performer comfortable and capable enough to playing with an American music genre of music.

by Anonymousreply 81March 11, 2019 11:53 AM

She lies

by Anonymousreply 82March 12, 2019 6:54 AM

Bargain basement Madonna clone-hybrid. But I'd still do her bareback if her std tests came back clean.

by Anonymousreply 83March 12, 2019 7:13 AM

Rah rah ah-ah-ah!

Gaga ooh-la-la!

Eat it, jealous, hateful bitches!

by Anonymousreply 84March 12, 2019 11:53 AM

Madonna herself is bargain basement.

by Anonymousreply 85March 12, 2019 5:25 PM

Please, I don't think we need to resort to name calling. I think what OP is trying to say is that this Lady Ga Ga is a person of easy virtue, a purveyor of pulchritude, a one-woman Sodom and Gomorrah, if you will. A slimy, slithering succubus, a concubine, a street walker, a tramp, a slut, a cheap whore!

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by Anonymousreply 86March 12, 2019 5:32 PM

She loves cocaine. Not her fans. Not her work.

by Anonymousreply 87March 12, 2019 5:46 PM

Irritating pretentious cunt.

by Anonymousreply 88April 14, 2019 11:31 PM

Repeated because it's true: LADY TRUMP!

by Anonymousreply 89April 14, 2019 11:33 PM

She lives three doors down from my partner. Love her. Super sweet.

by Anonymousreply 90April 14, 2019 11:45 PM

Fuck ing awesome

by Anonymousreply 91April 14, 2019 11:47 PM

Mediocre, self-important, bad actress

by Anonymousreply 92April 15, 2019 12:07 AM

R86, listen, sister...if we wanted your opinion, we'd beat it outta ya!

by Anonymousreply 93April 15, 2019 12:09 AM
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