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Lady Gaga summed up in a few words

Fake. Liar. Witch.

by Anonymousreply 93Last Sunday at 4:09 PM

Lady Trump!

by Anonymousreply 103/01/2019

Lol it's true. Horrible, fake, actively created a psycho cult fanbase, constant victim, no sense of humor, major repug upbringing....I can go on. Truly the trump of pop. The similarities are hysterical.

She had a few great pop dance songs and videos a decade ago....that's it. Not to mention all the gross face work she has had done (and still isn't the classic beauty she's desperate to be). Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 203/01/2019

Drug addict.

by Anonymousreply 303/01/2019

She could outbeard taylor swift

by Anonymousreply 403/01/2019

Never. Be.Famous.

by Anonymousreply 503/01/2019

Born. This. Way.

(And there ain't no escaping it.)

by Anonymousreply 603/01/2019

Shady Gaga, the Beard.

by Anonymousreply 703/01/2019

Works hard to camouflage her strange ugly face.

by Anonymousreply 803/01/2019

You queens seem to hate female singers

by Anonymousreply 903/01/2019

"Strange ugly face?" Check.

"Beard?" Check.

LADY TRUMP!

by Anonymousreply 1003/01/2019

Can't read my / can't read my / can't read my....

...BUTTERFACE.

by Anonymousreply 1103/01/2019

Oscar winner.

by Anonymousreply 1203/01/2019

"They call me LADY TRUMP! LADY TRUMP!"

by Anonymousreply 1303/01/2019

Bitter! Party of one....

by Anonymousreply 1403/01/2019

Academy Award Winner.

by Anonymousreply 1503/01/2019

Haha R11 - my three words for her are:

But her face.

by Anonymousreply 1603/01/2019

I'm sure Lady Gaga is just crushed by all the negative comments... as you type from your dirty ass couch.

by Anonymousreply 1703/01/2019

Did she have surgery to make herself look more like Amy Winehouse?

by Anonymousreply 1803/01/2019

Needs a good wash.

by Anonymousreply 1903/01/2019

Marginally better than Katy Perry.

by Anonymousreply 2003/01/2019

Uninteresting.

by Anonymousreply 2103/01/2019

That Oscar-night duet is the most overrated thing since Goop’s jade egg.

by Anonymousreply 2203/01/2019

That Lady Gaga Bardley Copper song and dance at the oscars was so fake. Let's project we love each other. Bradley loves cock and Lord Gaga loves herself and cocaine. The only thing that was gonna come off that night was Gaga's nose from all the coke she did

by Anonymousreply 2303/01/2019

Little talent with a big attitude ... with the Grammy for frozen face that some may call acting and an Oscar for a song with 2 notes in a low and high register.

by Anonymousreply 2403/01/2019

She looks like an medicated seal

by Anonymousreply 2503/01/2019

Lady Coke AND Lady Trump?????

Shady Gaga!

by Anonymousreply 2603/01/2019

r25 emaciated* damn autocorrect!

by Anonymousreply 2703/01/2019

She probably sniffed cocaine off bradley cooper's clean anus

by Anonymousreply 2803/01/2019

I WW'd for "medicated seal." Kudos, autocorrect or not!

by Anonymousreply 2903/01/2019

I like her.

by Anonymousreply 3003/01/2019

All the plastic surgery but she was reasonably attractive before, now, she's just plastic. She looks increasingly like a carnival pinhead.

She wanted to be an art star kind of pop star, but that fizzled. She wanted that badly. Then she didn't have the allure and didn't pull it off and her try hard artiness put all of us artsy fartsies off her, permanently.

It's sort of a pity because - I dunno - if not her, who? It would have been better for us if she had had the good but woefully lacking.

There is nothing there there.

by Anonymousreply 3103/01/2019

EGOT soon...

by Anonymousreply 3203/01/2019

100 and 80 years old Tony Bennett sounds better than her on that duet album few listen to and no one ever will ...

by Anonymousreply 3303/01/2019

Try hard

Freak

Spirit cooker

by Anonymousreply 3403/01/2019

Freak? OK, give her a break ... she was born this way!

by Anonymousreply 3503/01/2019

She's a provocative but fairish tryhard. I find it ironic she won an award for singing a song titled shallow.

I loved her Fame Monster album though. She has talent, but she does insist upon herself sometimes.

by Anonymousreply 3603/01/2019

In the age of Kardashians and the X Factor you expect Edith Piaf, Billie Holiday or younger Barbra Streisand

by Anonymousreply 3703/01/2019

photocopier

by Anonymousreply 3803/01/2019

If you R36 call butterfly farting a talent then she has got a plenty!

by Anonymousreply 3903/01/2019

Le' Piaf you say R37?

R39 the current Gaga is largely a manufactured "success" like JLaw . What talent those people have gets hyperbolized and they start to believe their own hype. That's why I said fairish (mediocre) .

by Anonymousreply 4003/01/2019

If you want to talk about talent then first listen to "The Windmills of Your Mind" ....

by Anonymousreply 4103/01/2019

I do say Piaf R40 ... the "La" is a nice touch though

by Anonymousreply 4203/01/2019

I maent "Le" ... but my French grammar sucks better then I do ...

by Anonymousreply 4303/01/2019

What word did Madonna use to slam Lady Trump ripping her off?

by Anonymousreply 4403/01/2019

Madonna is fingering herself furiously and shrieking that Ga has an Oscar. Madonna never will.

by Anonymousreply 4503/01/2019

Shallows

by Anonymousreply 4603/01/2019

FEW words, bitches.

by Anonymousreply 4703/01/2019

Humorless. Vocal Fry. Monster.

by Anonymousreply 4803/01/2019

Pretentious. Ugly. Thirsty.

by Anonymousreply 4903/01/2019

Poppy is everything she wished she could be

by Anonymousreply 5003/01/2019

Rude, Lazy, Horny and Dumb!

by Anonymousreply 5103/01/2019

Looks like a drag man.

by Anonymousreply 5203/01/2019

Reductive, derivative, unoriginal, bad lounge singer.

by Anonymousreply 5303/01/2019

Iconic at 30

by Anonymousreply 5403/01/2019

Talented.

by Anonymousreply 5503/01/2019

Talented. Talented. Talented.

by Anonymousreply 5603/01/2019

Wig Enthusiast.

by Anonymousreply 5703/01/2019

Triggers Bitter DL'ers.

by Anonymousreply 5803/01/2019

One thing I don't like about her is that she *craves* authenticity from others but has proven to be the exact opposite of authentic many times over. That and the fact that she most likely had that Russian chick thrown off the roof to her death and then stole her ideas to launch her career.

by Anonymousreply 5903/01/2019

She’s a huge ally and we hate anyone who tries to help.

by Anonymousreply 6003/01/2019

If you guys truly can't stand her, stream 7 rings by Ariana Grande so she doesn't get Shallow to #1.

by Anonymousreply 6103/01/2019

Overrated, unattractive, pretentious, fake.

by Anonymousreply 6203/01/2019

R41, with the melody entirely ripped off from MOZART, so go F**K yourself.

by Anonymousreply 6303/01/2019

r16, you do understand that the term "Butterface" has been a play on the words "But, her face" from the very beginning, don't you?

by Anonymousreply 6403/01/2019

Butterface (usually applied to women) means everything his hot but her (his) face. That doesn't apply to Gaga who is ugly and doesn't particularly have a nice body either. The saggy tits, ugly tats and she can be flabby and prone to cellulite as well.

by Anonymousreply 6503/01/2019

Poor Gaga. So rich, so famous. So nasal.

by Anonymousreply 6603/01/2019

I like her

by Anonymousreply 6703/01/2019

reductive. pretentious. poseur.

by Anonymousreply 6803/01/2019

Jealous queens commenting

by Anonymousreply 6903/03/2019

I also like her. She seems nice.

by Anonymousreply 7003/03/2019

Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony

almost there.

by Anonymousreply 7103/03/2019

Average vocalist, shrewd self-promoter

by Anonymousreply 7203/04/2019

Except Amy Winehouse there have not been an established performer worth listening to in the past 25 years.

by Anonymousreply 7303/04/2019

Wore meat. Worn meat.

by Anonymousreply 7403/04/2019

Pied Piper for Satan

by Anonymousreply 7503/04/2019

Big ugly hook nose with boogers and coke and coke boogers and dried snot and wet snot

by Anonymousreply 7603/04/2019

“Shallow” is #1 on Billboard—after 21 weeks on the chart!

by Anonymousreply 7703/05/2019

r77 yet she is still a drug addict. if the power and love of her fans is her drugs while is she doing cocaine!?

by Anonymousreply 7803/05/2019

Wow her performance of NY NY is awkward at least and certainly would not entertain me.

by Anonymousreply 7903/06/2019

Exhausting. Derivative. Driven.

by Anonymousreply 8003/06/2019

R53, I see a brilliant musician and great performer comfortable and capable enough to playing with an American music genre of music.

by Anonymousreply 8103/11/2019

She lies

by Anonymousreply 8203/11/2019

Bargain basement Madonna clone-hybrid. But I'd still do her bareback if her std tests came back clean.

by Anonymousreply 8303/11/2019

Rah rah ah-ah-ah!

Gaga ooh-la-la!

Eat it, jealous, hateful bitches!

by Anonymousreply 8403/12/2019

Madonna herself is bargain basement.

by Anonymousreply 8503/12/2019

Please, I don't think we need to resort to name calling. I think what OP is trying to say is that this Lady Ga Ga is a person of easy virtue, a purveyor of pulchritude, a one-woman Sodom and Gomorrah, if you will. A slimy, slithering succubus, a concubine, a street walker, a tramp, a slut, a cheap whore!

by Anonymousreply 8603/12/2019

She loves cocaine. Not her fans. Not her work.

by Anonymousreply 8703/12/2019

Irritating pretentious cunt.

by Anonymousreply 88Last Sunday at 3:31 PM

Repeated because it's true: LADY TRUMP!

by Anonymousreply 89Last Sunday at 3:33 PM

She lives three doors down from my partner. Love her. Super sweet.

by Anonymousreply 90Last Sunday at 3:45 PM

Fuck ing awesome

by Anonymousreply 91Last Sunday at 3:47 PM

Mediocre, self-important, bad actress

by Anonymousreply 92Last Sunday at 4:07 PM

R86, listen, sister...if we wanted your opinion, we'd beat it outta ya!

by Anonymousreply 93Last Sunday at 4:09 PM
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