If you had Chris Pratt for an entire night what would you do to him?

Clean my kitchen and bathrooms

Slap him to death with my dick of death

^Have him clean my kitchen and bathrooms in the nude

Eat an entire pizza in front of him

Bang him with a dildo shaped like jesus

tease his nipples and collect his semen for our lord SATAN

Open the door. Look at him. Burst into tears and call the company and say they sent the WRONG chris

Send him back.

Also ask for Chris Brown and get him to kill Pratt

Anything he wanted

Been there done that. It wasn't all that great.

R10 then get ready to read the Bible and fast all night.

Seriously? I'd buttfuck the shit out of him. All night. I'd have that boy crying real tears.

Lick that perfectly hairy chest

Stick a fire cracker up his ass and light it while playing Black sabbath and letting a gay orgy take place all around him.

Lock him in the basement, with no food & no water. Then just forget about him.

The sick twists are out in their numbers!

Take a dump on his head and wipe my ass with pages torn from his bible.

go bowling with him, then miniature golf and fake wrestling where he lets me win; 'whoa, buddy! when did you get so strong!'

Tell him to eat something. Schlub Chris from Parks and Rec was infinitely sexier than stud Chris from Jurassic World

Well first I'd gag him. Because if he ever said anything religious, right-wing, or douche, he'd ruin my fantasies!

So he doesn't get to say one word.

This is Chris at his best. A little more fat than movie shape

Bend him over and sodomize him - obviously.

Play Cards

Set up my DJ lights and massage table while wearing a mask full of poppers.

Conduct an exorcism?

Get him to take a massive shit, freeze it, then fuck myself all night long with it.

I'd really want to just lie next to each other and make out

Lock him in some safari park.

R29, I was thinking the same thing.

Nothing.

I’d sit him down and lecture him all night about the evils of being a republican.

Marry him without a prenup

bend him like beckham

threeway with jesus

Go fishing. Night fishing is great

Lecture him on the evils of Christ, conservatism and CARBS!

give him AIDS

Eat in front of him

Worship him from head to toe.

Ask him what it was like to be married to Ann on "Parks and Recreation".

Who?

Get rid of him.

Present hole.

Wrestle with him naked

Put him in another rooom and tell him to shut up.

Lick every inch of him.

bite him

beat the brat. beat the brat with a baseball bat

I'd have him rotate my tires.

Kick him in the nuts.

I'd read him Das Kapital and teach him to sing L'Internationale.

Play hide the salami

^^^ And would you be the hide-ER, or the hide-EE?

Tell him he's fat and eat an entire chocolate cake in front of him

Try can convert him to Satanism. Or Atheism.

I'd crush every one of his bones to dust with his dumb bells. Fuck, he is gross.

Ask him about Chris Evans.

Actually, I need him to come over in the daytime. I have a lot of yard work and odd jobs that need to be done around the house. Afterwards, I’ll allow him to shower. Then he must cook and serve me dinner wearing only an apron and jockstrap.

Well, he's a hunter and I'm a vegan...

Isn't he a homophobe?

Suck him dry

I would do things to him that would make him renounce religion for good.

Drop kick him.

Show him a pictorial slideshow of how well Kennedy women age. I'm talking to you, Maria.

Kick him in his fat ass then let a gang of chihuahuas pee in his hair.

Convert/gaslight him into atheism.

I'd gay the pray away

Convert/gaslight him into homosexuality.

Slice off his foreskin and let him bleed out.

Saint Andrew's Cross, santeria and christian fetish decor. There will need to be drains in the floor as i will clean him each time he gets dirty.

Feed him to the dogs.

Call him a cab.

Sleep like a baby.

Beat him senseless with a Bible and a hunting rifle while wearing camo underwear.