All sales suspended until the announcement.
My bet: they're selling cars on Amazon.com. But they said "things" so maybe a new model as well.
Sorry, 2 PM Pacific Time of course.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 28, 2019 7:42 PM |
Bankruptcy. Tomorrow is Friday and anything Tesla related will be deserted.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 28, 2019 7:44 PM |
Maybe something with Apple.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 28, 2019 7:45 PM |
Or Tesla Network is launching (ridesharing thing he mentioned ages ago).
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 28, 2019 7:46 PM |
R3 My guess too. They just laid off a bunch of employees in its self driving car division.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 28, 2019 7:48 PM |
The announcement typeface suggests Apple. Vaguely. Not a perfect match.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 28, 2019 7:50 PM |
r5 Well, damn. I had missed that bit of news completely somehow.
r2 You joker, you.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 28, 2019 7:52 PM |
they're going under
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 28, 2019 7:53 PM |
They have just secured $2 billion to finance the accelerated construction of Gigafactory 3 in Shanghai the other day. They're not going under, Jesus.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 28, 2019 7:59 PM |
It's something many have been waiting for, according to the placeholder.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 28, 2019 8:00 PM |
So it's something really big, but they announced the announcement (lol) and suspended sales just a few hours ago?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 28, 2019 8:01 PM |
I doubt it's something really big but it might still be something a lot of people have been waiting for.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 28, 2019 8:02 PM |
R11 They are doing what Apple does (take down their website before new products are announced).
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 28, 2019 8:03 PM |
Ah, forgot Apple did that, R13.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 28, 2019 8:05 PM |
Oh, gee, I wonder what it is. If only there were some way we could do some research and get a clue.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 28, 2019 8:23 PM |
Elon Musk is going to turn himself into a Tesla car.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 28, 2019 8:26 PM |
Elon will try to outdo Bezos and announce he has his own dick pics
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 28, 2019 8:27 PM |
Taking it private.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 28, 2019 8:47 PM |
Building new factory...on MARS.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 28, 2019 8:49 PM |
Elon will have a smack down with the SEC on stage.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 28, 2019 9:00 PM |
Is it the 35k model 3?
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 28, 2019 9:04 PM |
r21 YES!
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 28, 2019 9:06 PM |
Offsite Link
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 28, 2019 9:07 PM |
Tesla unveils $35,000 standard Model 3, shifts worldwide sales to online-only
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 28, 2019 9:14 PM |
There's more I think.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 28, 2019 9:19 PM |
My husband asked for his deposit back last week. Don’t know if he’ll get it.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 28, 2019 9:19 PM |
r24 Didn't they splurge a lot of money on fighting the car dealership lobby in some states, where direct sales actually got banned? So this makes sense. Fuck those crooks.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 28, 2019 9:31 PM |
r25 Full self-driving capability by the end of the year is the other big announcement, I think. I mean, "automatic driving on city streets" basically means exactly that, right?
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 28, 2019 9:38 PM |
Unless it's Elon showing us all his big cock, I don't care.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 1, 2019 2:57 PM |
They're unveiling Model Y on March 14 in Tesla Design Studio in Hawthorne, California.
[quote]Model Y, being an SUV, is about 10% bigger than Model 3, so will cost about 10% more & have slightly less range for same battery
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 4, 2019 12:34 PM |
You know what I don’t get? Car companies are putting out electric cars that don’t go far at all on an electric charge. The Audi A3 Etron only goes 17 miles
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 5, 2019 7:54 PM |