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Famke Janssen what the fuck have you done to your face? holy shit!

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by Anonymousreply 76May 27, 2019 4:41 PM

Allergic reaction?

by Anonymousreply 1February 28, 2019 4:43 AM

If she's not filming a Cher biopic someone should cast her STAT!

by Anonymousreply 2February 28, 2019 4:44 AM

Lay off.

She looks fine.

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by Anonymousreply 3February 28, 2019 4:46 AM

Gurl, no.

by Anonymousreply 4February 28, 2019 4:53 AM

She’s 52. Trying to look younger. Got all Meg Ryan on us!

by Anonymousreply 5February 28, 2019 4:54 AM

I noticed the fillers on her recent appearance on How to Get Away With Murder. At times she looked lovely, but in other moments she looked odd and over filled.

Sad because she was stunning just two years ago in this interview. Maybe she will let them wear off.

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by Anonymousreply 6February 28, 2019 4:56 AM

Another victim of over-inflated lips. How the hell do some of the most beautiful women in the public eye possibly think that makes them look better.

by Anonymousreply 7February 28, 2019 4:57 AM

[quote]Sad because she was stunning just two years ago in this interview

She looked beautiful. She always hard a harsh face like Julianna Margulies, but she looked less angular and softer in that interview. Shame she fucked herself up.

by Anonymousreply 8February 28, 2019 4:59 AM

Here are the three Janssen sistahs:

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by Anonymousreply 9February 28, 2019 5:01 AM

She's now a totem pole dancer.

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by Anonymousreply 10February 28, 2019 5:03 AM

She was so divine as a trans on NIP/TUCK.

[italic]Great[/italic] performance. Haunting.

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by Anonymousreply 11February 28, 2019 5:18 AM

People get fillers because they don't want to spend $40,000 on their face with downtime to heal. She looks so puffy.

by Anonymousreply 12February 28, 2019 5:54 AM

How is Liam Neeson still working after saying he wants to kill all Negroes?

by Anonymousreply 13February 28, 2019 6:18 AM

Christian did it. He’s not my dad. I’d rather mime.

by Anonymousreply 14February 28, 2019 6:29 AM

Maybe because he never said that, R13.

by Anonymousreply 15February 28, 2019 6:44 AM

R8 Well, she looked softer in that interview because she was already using fillers (looks like she’s been using them for at least a decade). She probably just got so used to them that she lost touch of what looks normal. I suspect she probably just got hit with menopause and got desperate to stave off the changes she’s seeing.

by Anonymousreply 16February 28, 2019 2:14 PM

Years and years ago there was a BI that a former model turned actress was really a MtF. Wouldn't surprise me if it was her.

by Anonymousreply 17February 28, 2019 6:37 PM

Who is she and why should we care?

by Anonymousreply 18February 28, 2019 6:38 PM

She is Dutch. There has never been an uglier creed of people.

by Anonymousreply 19March 1, 2019 1:36 AM

R19 - oh bullshit! Soooo many hot Dutch guys!

by Anonymousreply 20March 1, 2019 10:41 AM

R19 must be Flemish.

by Anonymousreply 21March 1, 2019 10:44 AM

Slightly off topic - but...

I was checking some twitter sites of some pornstars I like recently - and there was a link to Chris Crocker - remember him?

He’s only in his twenties - but in the footage he posts - his face looks weird! - like he’s had collagen lip plumping - and everything else is so smooth that it looks...wrong.

Ditto that hot Irish porn guy - Theo Ford. Duck lips and a face where every line has been erased or plumped our with fillers. It looks bad on women - even worse on men!

They look kinda like those old Pierre et Gilles portraits. Smooth and feminised. The opposite of sexy :(

by Anonymousreply 22March 1, 2019 10:46 AM

She has size 14 feet. Ick.

by Anonymousreply 23March 1, 2019 10:57 AM

Wow R23! She must have a huge cock!

by Anonymousreply 24March 1, 2019 11:13 AM

She looks trans she must be at least a butch lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 25March 1, 2019 11:26 AM

Her James Bond character’s name - Xenia Onatopp - is the lamest Bond Girl name ever. It’s like a stupid innuendo that doesn’t quite work. Dumb.

I think the silly Bond Girl innuendo name thang has had its day sadly - I mean - after Austen Powers did Alotta Fagina - feel like we’d hit a standard that just couldn’t be beaten. Really best not to try...

Unless - maybe some clever DLers have some inventions of their own they’d like to share with the world? A dedicated thread might be in order...?

by Anonymousreply 26March 1, 2019 11:48 AM

She looks great.

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by Anonymousreply 27March 1, 2019 12:10 PM

Next up for her: "The Bruce Jenner Story", or possibly "The Sarah Palin Story", since Bruce looks like Sarah Palin's brother in drag.

by Anonymousreply 28March 1, 2019 1:15 PM

Another women who made herself unemployable. Sad.

by Anonymousreply 29March 1, 2019 1:28 PM

^^ Aging actresses get plastic surgery because, generally, they're unemployable without it.

It's not their idea.

by Anonymousreply 30March 1, 2019 1:34 PM

R18 Famke is a former top model who became an actress in the 90s. She was a notable Bond-girl but is probably now best known for playing Jean Grey in the X-men films and Liam Neeson’s ex wife turned love interest in the Taken trilogy.

Now she mostly does tv (Blacklist and it’s spinoff, How to Get Away With Murder, and Netflix stuff) and stars in indie movies with former A-listers like John Travolta, Nic Cage, and Bruce Willis.

by Anonymousreply 31March 1, 2019 5:47 PM

*its. Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 32March 1, 2019 5:49 PM

it happens to be her face she can do whatever the flip she wants to it. calm down. smoke a joint, have a cocktail. get laid.

by Anonymousreply 33March 1, 2019 6:03 PM

Oh, piss off R33.

by Anonymousreply 34March 1, 2019 6:27 PM

I saw her a few years ago at One Breath acupuncture in WeHo. She wasn't gorgeous, but she was still very pretty and definitely striking and her energy was soft, in contrast to her angular face and imposing height. I saw no signs of her being trans. I suspect she might have a chronic health issue. But I'm horrified by what she's done to her face. She looks like she's wearing a Famke Janssen mask. I really hope most of that is fillers that she can have dissolved.

by Anonymousreply 35March 1, 2019 6:34 PM

r35- would it be possible that she's on Prednisone for the chronic health issue?

by Anonymousreply 36March 2, 2019 4:33 AM

Plastic surgery is about which way do you want to look bad — with or without it?

by Anonymousreply 37March 2, 2019 4:38 AM

Her feet are indeed huge, r23, but not THAT huge.

by Anonymousreply 38March 2, 2019 4:42 AM

r36 Uh I mean that's possible but Prednisone usually makes people get swelled up round moon faces and...Famke looks like she's wearing a mask of her own face in those pictures. It could be a combination of some health treatment AND a plastic surgery disaster.

by Anonymousreply 39March 2, 2019 4:49 AM

liam did not say that bout negroes.....do ur homework

by Anonymousreply 40March 2, 2019 5:03 AM

For years, her eyebrows have always been scary and witchy. She's always looks very harsh. She'd look much softer with thicker eyebrows. Obviously, she needs to lay off the fillers.

by Anonymousreply 41March 2, 2019 6:42 AM

r41 despite the current trend to the contrary, no one looks better with thick bushy eyebrows. If you're not Frida Kahlo, you need to be thinning that shit out and shaping them. There's going to be an entire era of civilization from which there are no photos of women because in ten years you're all going to look back and perform a mass purge of all photographic evidence of The Caterpillar Years.

by Anonymousreply 42March 2, 2019 6:49 AM

Remember she apparently staged a house break in? Wonder what all that was about.

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by Anonymousreply 43March 2, 2019 8:11 AM

[quote] no one looks better with thick bushy eyebrows

I beg to disagree.

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by Anonymousreply 44March 2, 2019 9:09 AM

She looks awful r44

by Anonymousreply 45March 3, 2019 8:15 AM

Her hair is not real in the pic at r43. I'm reading the article now. But I'm noticing more and more relatively youngish actresses wearing full wigs off-set and I'm wondering if everyone's hair has fallen out? I'm not talking little filler bits to create more volume. They're relatively good wigs, but I can always spot a hairpiece based on the way the light interacts with it. The last time I was in LA, about a year ago, a normal number of people had hair. Has something changed since then?

by Anonymousreply 46March 3, 2019 8:27 AM

re: the article @ r43...whoa! wtf?

[quote]....the X-Men star called police on August 10 after walking into the bedroom of her Soho penthouse and finding a children’s book on the shelf next to her bed. The book in question, The Lonely Doll, was published in 1957 and, eerily, centers on two dolls who make a pledge never to leave each other’s side. Janssen filed a report purporting that an intruder must have entered her home and left this book as some kind of message. Investigators, however, did not find any evidence of a break-in after examining the surveillance footage, nor did they find any signs of a forced entry or fingerprints on the book....Detectives are now saying that the book, in a twist worthy of a Twilight Zone episode, belonged to Janssen herself. Police found a to-do list inside the book with Janssen’s name scribbled on it, according to reports....“[Detectives] believe that the book belongs to Famke,” a law enforcement source said. “The book has some connection to her home.”....It does not look as though Janssen will be charged with filing a false report “because she honestly believes that someone broke into her apartment and planted the book,” the source said. We have so many questions, including: Wouldn’t Janssen have seen these to-do lists when she originally discovered the book? And what was on these to-do lists!? Who keeps their to-do lists in a children’s book? And who forgets they own a creepy children’s book (especially when they don't have any children)?! What if Janssen is the Lonely Doll and this is how her “maker” is letting her know?

What kind of connection could this book have to her home?

by Anonymousreply 47March 3, 2019 8:47 AM

Famke views herself as The Lonely Doll. It's not a creepy book. It's lovely.

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by Anonymousreply 48March 3, 2019 8:48 PM

I have heard from a close friend that she actually struggles with some form of serious mental illness , so perhaps this puffy face happened when she wasn’t in her right mind . It could be fat transfer , though . Looks like she had her eyes done or a facelift and they blew her up with a bicycle pump at the same time . If it’s fat , it takes a long time to go down but it will . Fillers go down a bit but not that much .

by Anonymousreply 49March 3, 2019 10:47 PM

I thought they could dissolve fillers with some other chemical. An antidote, if you will.

by Anonymousreply 50March 3, 2019 10:50 PM

She was born in 1964 so she's around 55. You morons pick the worst photo you can find (the above came from the Daily Mail) and start screeching FILLERS! PLASTIC SURGERY!

Take a little time and look at other recent photos. She looks great for her age. Yes, I'm sure she's had surgical procedures, Botox and facial fillers. It's her face; she can do what she wants with it. But she doesn't look awful, not at all.

by Anonymousreply 51March 3, 2019 11:02 PM

Why is the book “creepy?” Why in fact is everything seemingly “creepy” to millennials?

by Anonymousreply 52March 4, 2019 2:33 PM

This is her a month ago on How to Get Away With Murder. As R51 points out, she looks nowhere as awful as the one photo Dailymail cherry picked. She’s still striking and looks great for 54, but she now has unnaturally large cheeks.

I suspect she opted for a liquid face lift, filling her cheeks up in order to pull everything up in the face. They’re too big, though, as in 3/4 profile they protrude unnaturally.

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by Anonymousreply 53March 5, 2019 5:03 PM

She used to be stunningly beautiful.

A true pity.

by Anonymousreply 54March 5, 2019 7:17 PM

Wow, her face is something else.

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by Anonymousreply 55March 6, 2019 1:05 PM

r53, you do realize that despite that episode apparently having aired (I don't watch frautv to know) a month ago, as you state, that it was actually shot months previously, right? Prime time soaps are not, in fact, shot live nor are they free from the magic of post-production and reshoots.

by Anonymousreply 56March 8, 2019 5:28 PM

SHE HAS HER FATHER'S FACE!! THE YEAR IS ONE, FAMKE'S BEGUN!

by Anonymousreply 57March 8, 2019 9:03 PM

R56 Wow, thanks for that insight. Yes, of course I know that it’s not shot live. I simply added when it aired as context as it’s plausible that Famke had not altered her face significantly since filming the episode.

These types of shows actually have a quick post-production period because they don’t involve effects. The episode appears to have finished filming December 2018 and then aired at the end of January. The turnaround on the season finale was even quicker: table read to airing in less than 30 days.

by Anonymousreply 58March 8, 2019 9:43 PM

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by Anonymousreply 59March 19, 2019 6:46 PM

She is playing genghis khan

by Anonymousreply 60March 19, 2019 6:48 PM

People get old, changing your face at the point you are unrecognizable because you don't want to get old is absurd. And for an actor is very distracting and goes against they ability to express emotions. If you need to cast a middle age women, why go for someone who looks like is using a mask?

by Anonymousreply 61March 19, 2019 6:54 PM

I know all these actresses get fillers to keep them looking fresh and young and so they won't be turned out to pasture. The sad fact is that it ends up making them mostly unemployable. Unless they're going in for the role of a spoiled diva movie star or a rich society matron, all those fillers are going to be distracting. No one's going to buy someone like that as a regular midwestern mother or teacher or factory worker or something with all that shit in their faces.

The ones who seem to keep getting the best roles after 50 are the ones who have either just had subtle work done (maybe a neck lift and under the eye work) or haven't had anything done. After 50, you're better off being an Ann Dowd or Kathy Bates type honestly.

by Anonymousreply 62March 19, 2019 7:06 PM

Jesus, OP's photo looks like Janice Dickinson.

by Anonymousreply 63March 19, 2019 7:27 PM

I saw Famke 2 month ago in Beverly Hills and told her I was a fan of her work. She tried to smile and then laughed and walked off in a rush. Very strange behavior I thought she was having a breakdown or was in a terrible mood. She was dressed like a Hungarian maid in 1973. Awfully mismatched long dress and tattered top and dirty shoes with no socks. I was shocked at her appearance.

Anyway is she gay or what? No marriage no kids what's her deal sexually?

by Anonymousreply 64March 19, 2019 7:36 PM

r52, the best ones get proper eye, face or neck lifts ike the Brits do (Helen, Judi), not fool around with Botox or fillers.

by Anonymousreply 65March 19, 2019 7:38 PM

Fine looking girl fucked her looks. What a dumb cunt.

by Anonymousreply 66March 19, 2019 7:38 PM

R64 The thread is all about Famke's looks; aren't you going to at least comment on her face?

Dutch people are often a little odd and standoffish. Plus, she's not even from LA, so maybe she was just tired of filming there.

by Anonymousreply 67March 20, 2019 6:33 PM

Who's her gf?

Also, does she [italic]ever[/italic] play straight? I just watched her make out with Viola Davis and I was like oh well of course they cast [italic]her[/italic]. I think the last thing I saw her in where she played straight was some horrible romantic comedy from the very early 90s with Jon Favreau who, even then, had a prize hog for a head.

by Anonymousreply 68May 26, 2019 7:12 AM

Wow she looks awful on HTGAWM. She looks like a morph of frightening Whitney Cummings and old Lisa Kudrow.

Also, fuck you, it takes a lot of work to look this cheap.

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by Anonymousreply 69May 26, 2019 7:36 AM

I don't want to sound sexist, but usually when women do this they do it because their boyfriends or husbands make them feel ugly and old with their passive agressive (or outright mean) comments.

Famke still gets some work and I can't imagine it's because of her fucking with her face.

by Anonymousreply 70May 26, 2019 8:28 AM

[quote]r69 Wow she looks awful on HTGAWM.

Wut? She looked fabulous!

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by Anonymousreply 71May 26, 2019 3:19 PM

I am maybe the only person who liked the movie she did with Favreau, Love and Sex. It was funny and it included Favreau mentioning how big her feet are. She was beautiful. I saw her heading down the subway and gasped at how beautiful she was (this was 10 years ago). Legs for miles.

by Anonymousreply 72May 26, 2019 3:35 PM

Shot 20 years ago, hun. Time flies.

by Anonymousreply 73May 26, 2019 3:47 PM

That it does.

by Anonymousreply 74May 26, 2019 7:23 PM

R68 Famke plays straight in most of her work, including the X-men series and Taken trilogy. Only lesbian roles I can think of are HTGAWM and an indie film called Eulogy. I think her characters may have had bisexual moments on her tv shows Hemlock Grove and Blacklist Redemption, but nothing major.

by Anonymousreply 75May 26, 2019 11:21 PM

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