Advice needed: How do to turn a cum dumpster into my boyfriend?

Try increasing the intimacy a bit - caress and kiss him on the back while you're fucking him and see how he responds. If he swats you away and/or comes up with an excuse to cancel your next appointment, it means he wants you to cool it. Don't pursue it further in that case; respect his choice that this is what works for him right now.

A weekly allowance.

Why don't you find a boyfriend and then turn him into your cum dumpster?

Nothing says romance to a cum dumpster more than using your tongue to retrieve your load and the 11 loads that were there before yours and feeding them to him with a passionate kiss. It'll be better than a dozen roses to him. Trust me!

pay the next guy waiting outside the door to go away?

No, R5. That's how you royally piss off a cum dumpster.

Have you ever seen his face?

How would you see someone 2-3 times a week? Isn't he always "sorry have a cold" or "sorry fell asleep" or "have plans this weekend, another time?"

I'm baffled by all these hookup stories; how can there even be stories if hookups don't ever even happen in the first place?!??

How much are you paying him now?

[quote] How would you see someone 2-3 times a week? Isn't he always "sorry have a cold" or "sorry fell asleep" or "have plans this weekend, another time?" I'm baffled by all these hookup stories; how can there even be stories if hookups don't ever even happen in the first place?!??

Huh? He lives a 10 minute walk from my office. I see him on my way to work or after or on lunch. People who enjoy having sex with each other figure out the timing.

Good for you r10. Your truth isn't everyone's.

[quote] Good for you [R10]. Your truth isn't everyone's.

Well listen, I've had a lot of what R8 is describing with others. There are a lot of pen pal seekers and bored cubicle workers and jerk off material seekers on the apps, but I find after the second or third time you can't meet in person that it's time to move on.

Ask him I f he wants to be your boyfriend! That will get a true reaction from him one way or another.

did that once, ended in tears. He's dead now, though!

Invite your parents over to meet him the next time you drop by to dump your load

Most of these dumpster types prefer to get pounded by hot strangers or a hot guy they barely know. If he allows you to become friendly and more clingy, look for the fun dumpster scenario to stop.

"Mom and Dad, this is my cumdumpster"

Next time, bring your mother along to meet him.

"He's so cute; this reminds me of how I met your father."

"Very nice, son - he has a big sloppy hole."

OP, he wants to keep his personal life separate from being a cum dump. for all you know, he might already have a boyfriend.

I met a nice guy at a volunteer event one time. We went on a couple of dates and all we did was kiss. One was at an event where FB pics were taken. Afterwards, I got a message from a friend who'd seen the post that my date was notorious for the glory hole he would set up at his apartment. It was true. And he had no intention of stopping, boyfriend or no.

[quote]Afterwards, I got a message from a friend who'd seen the post that my date was notorious for the glory hole he would set up at his apartment. It was true. And he had no intention of stopping, boyfriend or no.

So, I'm not allowed to have hobbies if I'm in a relationship?

A long leash and a lots of understanding.

"You can keep your Gloryhole if I can visit my Cumdumpster a few times a week."

"And my mom wants to offer you some tips on douching."

does the Wrigleyville Cumdump have an advice column?

Shower him with "love" presents: a massage table, a gimp mask, poppers, DJ lights, and meth...big rocks of meth.

Agree with r1. Incorporate some tender touches and kisses next time you hook up, and see how he responds.

Forget about putting a ring on it

Give him a "Booty Bump" and he'll do whatever you say...

[quote] I met a nice guy at a volunteer event one time. We went on a couple of dates and all we did was kiss. One was at an event where FB pics were taken. Afterwards, I got a message from a friend who'd seen the post that my date was notorious for the glory hole he would set up at his apartment. It was true. And he had no intention of stopping, boyfriend or no.

First of all your friend is horrid. Second who cares if he likes to suck? Third, I'd bet you're still single.

Gross

If your Cumdump cum Boyfriend is Chris Burrous

I'm worried our excellent advice may be too later

1) Ask him if he is interested and how it would work for the first weeks.

2) Get a low deductible insurance policy or find a friendly free clinic that also distributes medications at low or no cost.

On second thought, you must have #2 already. So just "dive in". Life is a banquet!

Roses, Rose.

r30 seems to take slut shaming a little tooooo personally.

donkeypunch him, OP.

HOW DO, folks!

Promise to fun his music career.

Whats the age difference?

Leave something in his butt. Then call him later and say "oh I forgot my keys can I come by and get them?" Show up with flowers and a bucket of fried chicken. Then let nature take its course.

It won’t happen. I’ve had a thing with a guy I met on Scruff three years ago. When he lived nearby I used to go to his place and blow him 1-3 times a week. Over time, we beagan making out. Eventually he started fucking me. He moved to another part of the city I live in and now we only get together about once every 3 weeks. We have had sleepovers about 8 times. I like him a lot, and he likes me as a friend but it’s never gonna go any deeper emotionally.

^^ began**

[quote] When he lived nearby I used to go to his place and blow him 1-3 times a week.

Ugh this is the story of my life.

[quote] [R30] seems to take slut shaming a little tooooo personally.

Do you realize how awful that is? You abandoned someone you liked that you may have had a future with because your friend outed them as enjoying sucking dick. That's sad. Again, I bet you're single and can't figure out why.

Oh, those bedsheets though! I couldn’t get past that.

For starters, put plastic slipcovers on all your furniture...

Even the nicest cumdumps tend to leak a little on the good upholstery if you know what I mean...

What? I'm just trying to be helpful...

Has he ever discussed his motivations with you? That's a great way of inquiring about the feasibility of it even happening. Some guys are really looking for love, it's true. Some are working out their emotional issues through high-risk (pun intended) sex. Some are just narcissistic sociopaths twacked out and enamored of their own hotness. I've played in that world (Spunderland) for the last 20, I know it very well.

Why him? I'm curious.

Maybe you need to set the mood better to make it seem more romantic to the cum dump. Have you considered bringing disco lights?

or mouthwash?

Give him a lobotomy with an ice pick. Make sure you dope him up good first. Takes a little practice.

Referring to anybody as a cum dumpster is very, very declassè. He deserves someone better than you.

Ugh.

Why him what’s so special About an easy lay?

r45, first of all, it was more than sucking dick. Second of all, you obviously don't have a problem with someone who invites dozens of anonymous strangers to cum inside his various orifices on a regular basis, but it was not a trait I was looking for in a romantic partner.

[quote] Second of all, you obviously don't have a problem with someone who invites dozens of anonymous strangers to cum inside his various orifices on a regular basis, but it was not a trait I was looking for in a romantic partner.

It's not that, it's the tattle tail esque manner of your friend calling you and blabbing as though it's any of his business.

If a guy I was dating was known as a glory hole aficionado in my city, I would want a friend to tell me. A good friend would tell you.

[quote] If a guy I was dating was known as a glory hole aficionado in my city, I would want a friend to tell me. A good friend would tell you.

I guess we just disagree. I wouldn't have an issue with his glory hole and I would be very skeptical of my so called friend trying to stand in the way of someone I was excited about.

Wait, are you two confusing a different thread about the friend of the boyfriend wanting to tell the partner he is cheating?

OP what makes this dump so special to you? is he 40 years younger? Does his hole hold a gallon of cum?

Watch "Pretty Woman" for tips on how to turn a whore into a lady.