91st Academy Awards Thread - Part 4

Mahershala Ali would've won Best Actor if they'd run him in that category.

Hi!!!!

Why is Adam Driver so damn sexy?

I'm going to bed: "Black Panther" wins Best Picture -

He’s not r2

Poor Simon.

R3 He's a boner killer and has weird titties

He inexplicably is r5

I did not like Heath Ledger in his role as "Joker",

Stupid Jussie. If he had timed his hoax better, he could have been on the Oscars.

Thanks OP -- Part 3 was so laggy that I couldn't get past reply 525 without everything going blurry.

Michelle Yeoh looks amazing.

Laura Dern looks fantastic.

Laura Dern was married to a Black Kang for years and had his babies

An Asian presenting with Jussie Smollett!

And so does Michelle Yeoh.

More Bible shit? WTF?

I was hoping that Adam Driver would win.

GOD, the Academy of Motion Pictures Museum is one FUCKING UGLY BUILDING.

FINALLY, an Asian actress! (And one in a major movie this year!)

Hopefully Viggo takes Best Actor. He deserves it.

Why didn't the previous supporting actors present the categories this year?

Fuck is Pharrell wearing?

Shorts and camouflage?

Spiderverse! That’s the best movie of the year period.

That museum actually looks pretty cool...

Why does Pharrell always dress like a special needs child?

Maureen Toofy!!!!!

Sada Thompson!!!!!!

Scott Baio!!!

Bess Armstrong!!!!

I want a specific breakdown on the work Laura Dern has had done. She was an unsightly 20something but has become a beautiful older woman.

Reminder: Pharrell Williams is nearly 50

WTF, did I just see Adam from Girls there? Is Lena Dunham there too? What about Shoshanna and Brian Williams’s dotter?

Pharrell looking like a fucking asshole.

There have been black, Hispanic, Asian and white presenters. The crying is over the top

Pharrell Williams is there? Why?

[quote]I did not like Heath Ledger in his role as "Joker",

and you waited all these years to tell us?

YAAAAAAAAAASH!

Finally, a DESERVING movie!!! None of that awful Disney/Pixar shit!!

Where is Angelina Jolie's leg?

Will someone please Google a picture of Michelle Yeoh’s feet?

Camouflage is just a big NO. And I like Pharell a lot.

I'm so bored!

What is millennials' obsession with "inspiring people to be powerful"?

r34 is here. Why?

Laura Dern looks like a woman who gets fucked when she wants to get fucked

Role Model for all

I am going to have a total breakdown if Glenn Close doesn't win.

Pharrell is wearing camouflage Thom Browne, both of which are VERY on-trend this year.

I hate the Ocars

I'm smelling a play off . I'm calling it now

I’m so glad Laura Dern escaped from Billy Bob Thornton.

Gawd, a 14-year-old girl would be embarrassed to wear a dress that pink and poofy!

My shower puff made it onstage somehow...

Is it prom night too?

My Grandma has that dress sitting on top of her toilet tank. There's paper under the skirt!

Who the hell is that??

Was is Kasey Musgraves here? So overrated.

The triggered racists all over these threads are a huge buzzkill. Fuck off already.

Pharrell Williams joined the group RUSH

Who is that ridiculous old man in the hat? The Spiderman guys are high as hell

Spiderverse - were there any gay characters?

Go BR!!!

Driver has confidence and a healthy masculine self-esteem.

Spiderverse broke the mold.

Poor dear, r43 is triggered! LOL!

Kacey Musgraves looks like she tripped and fell into a cotton candy machine.

There seems to be a lot of people on this broadcast who are famous but tangentially related to film and it's tiresome.

It can’t get any worse - oh, country music

Why was she talking in that baby voice? Is she a fan of the Kardashians and Paris Hilton?

That frou frou dress Musgraves is wearing is appalling. She also talks like a Kardashian.

I guess if you don't have any big movie stars at the Oscars, the only way to get attention for it is to make sure women show up in ridiculously hideous dresses.

These songs reek!

Jealous bitches, Pharrell is one of the most effortlessly chic male celebrities IN THE WORLD. He can TOTALLY wear camo (and shorts!) to the Oscars and OWN IT.

Kasey's husband doesn't have a job. She supports him.

This song....kill it with fire.

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

OMG...so bad!

This song is lame

This show sucks.

OK, I was wrong about the play off. I'll be right about the next prediction: We are about to be bored to tears.

Deliverance

Here’s a tune for whitey and the deplorables

Is that Caroline Ingalls singin' and playin' the geetar?

So far this is the best song I’ve heard on this show.

Yikes, there weren't any better songs to nominate than this?!

Pro tip for enjoying these threads: Use ignore on blatant race-baiters. Voila!

This is the worst song yet. Nothing worse than bad country.

Kasey M looks HORRENDOUS.

I want me some Trevor Noah.

Wasn't paying close attention, thought for a minute Bradley and Gaga were performing in cowboy chic.

I'm calling it now: Kacey Musgraves' dress is one of the worst award-show gowns of all time.

That includes Lara Flynn Boyle's ballerina look at the Emmys.

Who are you wearing, dahling?

Pharrell had an incredible Oscars performance just a few years ago, guys. He's not some nobody out of nowhere.

This show is a pile of DUNG!!!!!

My pinhead HURTS, y'all!

If they want non-film people there, they should have invited Paul Williams. At least he won an Oscar for A Star Is Born and got nominated for 2 more.

Thank god Spider-Man won. Was I the only one who absolutely hated The Incredibles 2?

What shit song was?

Two things can be possible at once: Gillian Welch is both very talented and extremely boring.

if a song isn't about bitches hoes and cash money doesn't mean it sucks

[quote] He can TOTALLY wear camo (and shorts!) to the Oscars and OWN IT.

He didn't.

[quote]There seems to be a lot of people on this broadcast who are famous but tangentially related to film and it's tiresome.

They need diversity.

Kasey’s husband is a songwriter

They have a Stevie/Lindsey thing going on....

That was SO OUT OF PLACE tonight

Gaga was all shiny, how is that pretty? It looks like sweat on a coke whore.

and still ahead...

I thought the song was terrific.

Frances McDormand is giving herself haircuts again I see

R39 Yikes! Is that some kind of physical deformity?

Blech

Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper are looking old and horrible right now. And they sound awful!

Have any actual Bohemians presented?

Kacey Musgraves cannot dress. Her Grammy gown was an embarrassment, too.

[quote]Pharrell had an incredible Oscars performance just a few years ago, guys. He's not some nobody out of nowhere.

He's also a two time nominee.

That broad was wearing a Filipino wedding dress.

[quote]I'm calling it now: Kacey Musgraves' dress is one of the worst award-show gowns of all time.

Does she not have friends with...eyes?

There were better songs from Mary Poppins Returns.

R59, "Spiderverse" didn't have any openly gay characters -- it was still a kids' cartoon -- but it really *did* break the mold in terms of clever animation. (Plus at least a few of the characters *could* have been gay.)

Wayne’s World! The Millennials and Olds will HATE it

Can’t wait!

I want Vice to win best picture.

R93 - I liked Incredibles 2 but Spiderverse was other worldly. It’s the best animated movie I’ve ever seen. And I have kids so I’ve seen ALOT.

Mental note: always dress as Tinkerbell when introducing a country song.

They ruined the song category when they made it a rule that the song had to be in the actual movie instead of one that played over the credits.

Jesus that hairstyle on McDormand does NOT do her any favors

I feel like there are no movie stars in attendance? Am I living in the '00s? Where is the star power?

Mike Myers has a bad dye job and total filler face.

Musgraves has a similar face to Paris Hilton

Song is actually a category that could go and no one would miss.

I don't even know why I'm watching this crap.

[quote]I thought the song was terrific.

As did I. It was one of my favorite parts of Ballad of Buster Scruggs. I thought it was a great performance as well.

Ugh the phone that Drew uses in the Google commercial is all wrong

How could they have gotten that crucial detail wrong???

UGH

Jussie made the GMA commercial

Is the up and coming talent Steven Lee there?

I think its a bunion

Actually Paris auntie Kyle Ricjards

I hope the country song wins.

A Jussie commercial during the Oscars. Datalounge just came.

I'm going to bed It's 6:09 AM in here Zzzz

Mahershala Ali was also in Spiderverse. And I think he’s in that Alita movie. Busy guy. Prob busier after a second Oscar win tonight.

[quote]Jesus that hairstyle on McDormand does NOT do her any favors

You're pretty liberal with your use of the word hairstyle.

Glenn will mention Jussie in her speech.

No gay/bi presenter? Where's Whishaw? KStew?

Whoever was bitching about "tedious" Mahershala Ali and True Detective, you have terrible taste and wrong opinions. That show has some of its best reviews yet and will win many Emmys.

Too much sauce on a pizza runs it.

Sadly, these songs only remind us that the songs of yesteryear were so much better and often very popular in their own right; I believe "Shallow" is the only song nominated to make the top 10 this year, right?

Well, this should settle it.

For years, I've never missed the AAs because they are must-see train wreck TV. And, of course, for the DL thread.

If there is one thing, however, that this years proves, it's that no amount of reformatting, no hosts, and cutting off speeches, are going to save the AAs. Mize well embrace it.

Please stop with the "triggered racists" bullshit posts. This is the Oscars FFs and 99% of the presenters are C-List nobodies, athletes or musicians. But hey, you're the ones who made it all about race and this is the dismal result. What a downgrade.

When are Gaga and Bradley Cooper performing? I need to get to bed.

Ummmmm Pharrell is an Oscar nominee fools

Goodnight baby

Dream of Gaga’s glorious wins for Best Actress and Best Song

Racists. Aren’t blacks only 14 percent of the population in the US? This show is too black.

R130 It's dinner time on the west coast...show some compassion

OMG, Mike Myers has gained a ton of weight.

Where is Jack Nicholson?

Whoever was bitching about "tedious" Mahershala Ali and True Detective, you have terrible taste and wrong opinions. That show has some of its best reviews yet and will win many Emmys.

Much ado about a convoluted nothing.

Beavis & butthead

I'm not the biggest fan of Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Julia Roberts, etc but I do miss the Oscars being THE movie star award show. I recently saw the green Dior Oscar dress Nicole Kidman wore in 1999 and it made me miss that whole era.

Omg. GET OVER IT.

Was it me or does Mike Myers look Asian?

That Waynes World schitck just does not hold up.

R150- Even he won't show up for this boring show.

I’m only staying til Coop/Gaga. This is dull and depressing.

Mike Meyers' face is very shiny.

Breaking for biology. None of you bitches type anything funny while I'm away.

Mike Myers must be pushing sixty. Shit happens.

Is her podiatrist also an ornithologist?

Why do they push this Awkwafina chick like we know who she is???

Love John Mulaney. Don’t love Awkwafina.

the quality of everything has gone to shit

Mike Myers no longer looks like himself.

R150 Jack probably wants nothing to do with this train wreck....and the Lakers might be playing tonight

Who ARE these people??

Why did they play on Mulaney and Aquafina with "You Can't Stop the Music" from Hairspray?

Aquafina?

Why not Evian? Fiji? Sparklettes?

The breathless thing is overdone

I don't know who these people are.

Wow. Blocking all the racists is fun!

I miss Marcia Gay Hardon

Bombing

Why don't they wheel out Larry King?

This show used to be more classy. IDK.

Spike HATES Awkwafina

R155 That's what happens when your face is pulled too tight...Kimmel had the same thing done and he looks Asian now too

LOL Spike Lee’s stank eye.

I love John Mulaney.

I would welcome a Kardashian sighting at this point.

Adam Driver is dreaming of fucking Charlize later on. Imagine sitting next to your smack head wife knowing that Theron wants to ride your dick.

Jesus Christ, Aquafina...

These threads are better than the Oscars.

Awkwafina sounds just like Mikey Cyrus

Yay Bao was so cute!

R178 I lol’d when they cut to him and he’s just like this little curmudgeon troll

Where are the fucking MOVIE STARS? Who are these C-List nobodies? This is awful.

As soon as things become "inclusive" the quality and excitement go to shit.

Saw the animated shorts a few weekends ago, they were pretty underwhelming this year.

I like Awkwa... she’s cool.

I have a feeling that the only people I know will be in the In Memoriam segment.

Why are we bringing up feet and bunions? Sorry... I dozed off.

Does Awkqufina have a hunchback?

One Big Shot was ROBBED.

Omg, where are the stars? Where's this generation's Ingrid Bergman, Audrey Hepburn, Cary Grant?

This show is lame as fuck

The Oscars are officially over.

Move it along

Remember when we complained Awkwafina and John Mulaney weren't famous enough to host SNL. And here we are...

Sums up this shitfest quite nicely.

I'm not watching - just reading the comments here. No anti-Trump sentiments?

Breathless, tell your story girl power

Oh, it’s Pixar. Figures.

Becky from Bao was NOT having Domee hug ANYONE!

I would eat John Mulaney like an oyster daily.

Lanky-dorky-cute is my weakness.

These speeches get worse every year. They're all so graceless.

My God, I do miss those big beautiful stars...now there seem to be a lot of stars that are here today and gone tomorrow. I won't remember them.

I guess I’m getting old, but there aren’t a ton of A listers. Where’s Meryl, Denzel, etc.

Charlize Theron was there for Hollywood glamour.

What they should do is cancel all future Oscar telecasts, rerun a telecast from the 1940s, and CGI the current winners into the classic show.

So you could have Cary Grant presenting to Emma Stone etc.

Go for it Oscar!

Oh jeeze, these fools are back.

[quote] No anti-Trump sentiments?

Rarely and obliquely and it's refreshing... not because that asshole doesn't deserve it but because it's so nice to have a Trump free zone, even in jest.

Bring back real animation, someone, someday please?

The smug on these two, it burns.

Aquafina is not funny, but she’s trying REALLY hard

Lifeboat was ROBBED.

I thought Rami's performance in BR was hammy as fuck--it was cringeworthy hammy.

DLers have to realize they are getting old and out of touch. One you bitches didn't even know who Chris Evans was.

The Academy should have stuck with their original plan to award this crap during the commercials.

Black Panther's gonna win, right?

[quote]Omg, where are the stars? Where's this generation's Ingrid Bergman, Audrey Hepburn, Cary Grant?

I'd settle for this generation's Jo Anne Worley, Dirk Benedict, Alice Pearce.

I cried during Bao. 😢

[quote] Love John Mulaney. Don’t love Awkwafina.

Same here. She's fugly.

John is super cute, though. Is he gay? I noticed a ring on his finger.

This show has everything but Sammy Sosa

R201 Maya Rudolph mentioned Mexico is still not paying for the wall

Is this one of the Walmart gowns?

GET THE HOOK!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww

Lena Dunham is going to be pissed that someone thought of this first.

Fraus are represented!

Who is Aquafina?.

Am I the only one that Bao was awful and pointless?

I bet Black Panther wins. The pandering is over the top.

MENSTRUAL EQUALITY!!!!!!

[quote] The Oscars are officially over.

It wouldn't be a DL Oscar thread until someone wrote that.

I think this is hilarious. Menstrual equality?

John is married to a woman. He comes from money.

Menstrual equality?

Bleeding Fraus! Love!

So many high-pitched voices! My ears!!!

Bloody hell get off the stage!

Worst fake cry ever.

Despite the lack of star power, this hostless format is moving along at a steady clip. Maybe this is the way to go in the future.

Look at all those menstruators on the stage!

Empowering menstruation. This is what it has come to.

Oh

My

GAWD

Does this mean Glenn doesn't win? She hasn't seen a period since around Garp.

Bao was uncomfortably bad.

Has anyone paid tribute to the legend John McCain?

Keep posting in part 3 bitches

An Oscar for your Ethel Mertz. Yuck.

Lord! I almost always agree with the sentiment but does every speech have to be a lecture ?

Yes to menstrual equality!

Rumor is Whoopi and Ted Danson will be presenting. They’ll be out as soon as Ted applies his blackface.

Viewership for awards shows have been down. The producers are trying to appeal to a younger audience with these presenters.

Menstrual Equality Now!!! ...I'm off to design the flag.

It's bad enough that their dresses look so cheap....now they're talking about menstruation !

A Night at the Garden should have gotten this, but it would never happen. Everyone, you should watch it.

John is not gay but cute as hell.

Where is Sandra Bullock, Nicole Kidman, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie? Seriously the biggest star here is Glenn Close?.

Did Nan Michiganwomyn just win an oscar???

" WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!?!?"

“We’re all on the rag RIGHT NOW!!!”

Queen to end the show with Bohemian Rhapsody. After it wins Best Picture.

Menstrual Equality: File under "two words you never thought you'd hear at the Oscars".

The menstruation woman fake crying is awful. Hate her.

Omg, I was shocked to read that John Mulaney is straight.

His wiki also says that he had a drinking problem.

Two surprises there.

[quote]John is super cute, though. Is he gay? I noticed a ring on his finger.

Frustratingly straight-married. But he does some funny stand-up about being mistaken for gay.

2019 - the year of the Woman!

lol Sarah Paulson's dress

Are the T going to shriek about this since they don't menstruate? EXCLUSION!

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OVARIAN DELIGHT wins best something for its graphic depiction of the menstrual triumph! If I could smile, I would!

Sarah Paulson is dressed as a blood clot in support of menstrual equality.

MENSTRUAL EQUALITY? What a fucking world we are in you guys. Fucking hell.

R259 No one cares about famewhore Jolie and famewhore Pitt

I'm going to make a documentary about how your nut sack shrinks when it's cold.

Nothing like eldergays complaining that something isn’t glamorous enough. We used to have STAHZ!

See, sometimes the speeches are the best part of the show, and that screechfest was a hilarious example.

Also a specific reminder as to why I'm glad I'm a homosexual!

Paul Rudd and Sarah Paulson? Joan Crawford is rolling over in her grave and wants them to bring back STARS!

Tatum O'Neal - a nine year old - exhibited more grace, more class in her ten second speech than anybody tonight did. Sad!

[quote] Did Nan Michiganwomyn just win an oscar???

Pretty much.

Paul Rudd sexy daddy

Is that Bao women’s partner Derek a trans?

what the fuck in menstrual equality?

Paul Rudd looks... refreshed.

Its a lot of work to attend or present, I'm guessing Meryl and other A listers feel if they're not nominated why bother?

It seems ALL the stars trolled this ceremony. They must have all been in on this. Some sort of fix.

The Golden Globes and the Emmys seem to be more A list now than the Oscars which seems B or even C.

“Live Action” Lion King with talking animals

Huh?

This show couldn't go on for another 2 hours, could it? It feels like 5 hours right now.

No Meryl, Denzel, Harrison, Julia, Brad, George, Jodie ... those days are over and now we have nobodies.

oh so Beyonce gets the "with" honor in the Lion King trailer

This award show has become so trashy and unglamorous...menstrual equality?!

I miss the days of George, Brad, Julia, Ray, Ralph, Helena, Denzel, Angie, Tom, Rita, Tammy, Anthony, Jodi, Demi, Michael and Cathy, and M on the Red Carpet.

You should watch the period movie. It's about girls not being able to go to school anymore in poor areas of the world because they get their period. This one might actually make a difference. And, they gave the best speech so far!

DL comments on the Oscars are so fucking boring.

I don't care how much you bitches judge me, that commercial for the Lion King gave me chills.

I wish the ghost of Joan Crawford would blog the Oscars. She’d be horrified.

[quote]Where is Sandra Bullock, Nicole Kidman, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie? Seriously the biggest star here is Glenn Close?.

Sandra Bullock: last seen in a Netflix movie

Kidman: doing mom roles on tv and supporting roles in films

Pitt: did TV last year and is more of a producer these days

Jolie: this psycho? Who cares

R276 I would totally help fund that.

Paul Rudd, overrated AWG

I love Rudd. They had to toss some Marvel folks in there and I prefer him to most of them.

r295 thanks

These Walmart commercials are so fucking obnoxious

Who was that tall guy in the back of the period piece?

Ugh enough Queen.

LOL - Glenn's big moment and M's at home in a onesie, rearranging her hardware and doing her Orson Welles Gallo imitation.

R297 are you a tween?

Brangeloonies taking over the threads lol

Fabulous American Idol commerciak.

Why don't you chime in with something witty r296?

How could this get any worse? Oh yeah, Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper performing a song.

The mother-son relationship in Bao verged on inappropriate

[quote]DL comments on the Oscars are so fucking boring.

Look at the material we have to work with this year!

A Frau ad managing to ruin Kinder eggs. Piss off.

Predict who will present BP

Paul Rudd and Sarah Paulson are manning the Botox and Juvederm booth in the lobby.

Queen is the only draw that this year's awards have besides Gaga so of course everyone is playing it up.

[quote]This show couldn't go on for another 2 hours, could it? It feels like 5 hours right now.

Jesus, the fucking whiners up in here. Just turn it off and exit this thread. Seriously, are you so lazy you'd piss yourself rather than walk to the toilet?

R284: That when girls get their periods for the first time, they're not kicked out of schools and forced to stay in huts because they're "unclean", like all women are forced to in barbaric societies. It's actually an important issue.

No one is there because if they don't pander to the women, blacks, gays etc everyone protests.

Good news for Brangeloonies Pitt has Ad Astra and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood for next year he has chance at winning best actor

A little more Queen on the American Idol commercial, huh?

Don’t Stop Me Now is a truly great, fun song

[quote]You should watch the period movie. It's about girls not being able to go to school anymore in poor areas of the world because they get their period.

Already seen it.

I love Diego Luna. So damn handsome

A fucking chef?!?!

GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK ALREADY

Another Mexican. And no fucking subtitles.

At least they sound sexy.

The menstruators didn't let the tall, hot, whitish guy speak.

Brought to you by WALMART?? Seriously?

Visual Effects

Live Action Short Film

Original Screenplay

Adapted Screenplay

Original Score

Begone R296

God I miss Freddie.

At the moment for several reasons...

That Mexican man is making my mussy moist.

More Hispanics. But you won’t care. You wanna Bash blacks

Now we have a chef presenting.

My God, Diego could get it all night, every night.

Don't show commercials for the forthcoming The Lion King.

Junior Mint will want to shoot them all and take their tails for souvenirs.

Oscar styling by Walmart?

Lady Gaga and Bradley will perform so movingly and brilliantly that everyone will remember what it was like to first see "A Star Is Born" and not how quickly they forgot it, and there will be an experience of collective regret for not voting for it. Oh, yeah, song will be enough.

Can I have Diego?

Who is this Chef?

Yeah, yeah, we know--everybody's a victim.

[quote]MENSTRUAL EQUALITY? What a fucking world we are in you guys. Fucking hell.

I bet if it was about PENIS ENVY it would be the best film evah! Oh wait, every second movie is about penis envy.

Diego Luna is looking TRIM AND FIT!

He needs to go full frontal ASAP - he was chunky back in his Y Tu Mama Tambien days.

Roma was great.

Luna is gorgeous. I hope some fine gentleman tasted him as a twink.

The documentary short follows a group of local women in Hapur, India as they learn how to operate a machine that makes low-cost, biodegradable sanitary pads, which they sell to other women at affordable prices. This not only helps to improve feminine hygiene by providing access to basic products but supports and empowers the women to shed the taboos in India surrounding menstruation—all while contributing to the economic future of their community

Who are these two?

Is this the future? The Oscars are one extended lecture.

Bohemian Rhapsody has won lots of awards so far, while ASIB has won none.

Barbra Streisand's 1976 version is looking a lhell of a lot better right now, isn't it?

Roma is overrated

I thought Diego was terrible in MILK but he’s evolved

Did anyone see Diego Luna on the Chelsea Handier show when they got shit-faced on tequila and mezcal in Mexico City?

Diego is the best.

Do we think Bohemian Rhapsody will win BP...?!!

Where are the stars?

I know statistics have taken a hit of late, but Bohemian doesn't have a director or screenplay nomination. It's be pretty weird for it to win.

[quote]Lady Gaga and Bradley will perform so movingly and brilliantly that everyone will remember what it was like to first see "A Star Is Born" and not how quickly they forgot it, and there will be an experience of collective regret for not voting for it. Oh, yeah, song will be enough.

When Cooper chokes I'm going to laugh so hard.

Is old hag Holland Taylor at the Oscars?

‪Wait, they’ve already picked the finalists for American Idol?

Sarah Paulson = Bette Davis of America

Sarah Paulson?? Datalounge just killed itself

So glad that Sarah Paulson is bring attention to the underrepresented window flounce fetish community

A lot of MK Ultra malfunctions tonight. Sarah Paulson is glitching.

If a chef can present, then Martha Stewart should have also been asked.

First Man gets something!! Yay

I hate Paulson’s dress, but it’s kind of pretty. She has a good body at least, I guess.

What's with presenters standing with hands in pockets? First Chris Evans and now Sarah Paulson.

They threw a bone to First Man

You must admit, Paul Rudd looks fucking amazing for 50.

Yay. TV star Sarah Paulson

Wow, surprise win for First Man. Well deserved - the Visual Effects of the moon landing scenes were fantastic.

I'll take the visual effects man on the right, please.

That gown...

The academy really is spreading the love tonight.

I’d rather Bohemian Rhapsody win best picture than Roma. And please no A Star is Born.

I forgot all about that Live Action Winnie the Pooh movie..... is it as awful as it looks?

They tried to glue Johnny Depp together to make an appearance but even Superglue couldn't manage.

Jose Andres, the chef, has done an incredible amount of good work in the US for disaster relief, and actually was one of the first persons in Puerto Rico to help out after the hurricane. So. Please. Let him be great.

I agree that some of these awards should have been given during the commercials. Some of them should have been given on a Thursday afternoon at the Marriott in Pasadena.

I'm calling it now. This time, next year, the presenters will include Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz.

Paul Rudd can throw a bone at me.

Move it along , this should be a commercial presentation.

Have the A listers boycotted because of the Hart fiasco?

Who is the poster posting 2 minutes from the future?

I'm fully expecting that Guy Fieirie will be presenting best picture

How embarrassing and geeky.

R372 TV star Sarah Paulson

Yes a TV star but she's very talented.

[quote]If a chef can present, then Martha Stewart should have also been asked.

I'd like to ask the chef to present you with a tasty toxic mushroom, dear r365.

All of Chazelle's movies have won an Oscar.

Are Sarah Paulson and Paul Rudd representing the burn-victim community?

Sarah: Too much Botox, bad cheek implants, worse makeup highlighting them.

Paul: Terrible feminizing lower-eye job. (See also: Philippe, Ryan.)

Here we go

SHELTER IN PLACE!! It's Brad and Gaga

No one introduced Gaga and Bradley Cooper?

Chazelle is poor man's PTA.

Yikes.

finally!

Try and do it off the cuff. Use notes AS NEEDED.

please universe no affirmative action movies for Best Picture.

are they moving the noms in each category to the front rows to save time as winners walk up to the podium?

oh, dear.

Do they give awards for worst toupees?

Gaga sounds great!!!

They need no introduction, r395.

Bradley can’t hear himself.

I’m cringing at how this is set up

Ewww, pick a key Bradley.

[quote] Who is this Chef?

Jose Andres, who is currently being sued by Donald Dump for backing out of his DUMP hotel.

Because he disagrees with DUMP's immigration policy.

I love Chef Jose.

Up next, presenting the Jean Hersholt award, Olivia De Haviland and a cardboard cutout of Joan Fontaine! Hollywood glamour at last!

Enormous Ego Cooper and Phony Fame Whore Gaga performing.

We don't need to be announced, bitches!

fugga sounds like shit like usual.

THIS is the highlight of the show.

I can't get over how bad Gaga's hair looks.

He's lucky r406

These two take themselves VERY SERIOUSLY.

If they keep staring at each other like that, one of them is going to get pregnant!

They both sound like shite.

I actually thought transition was cool.

R414 get real

She's orange.

Gaga is struggling to get them back on key.

Cooper is totally off key, and I'm going to be polite and blame him for sitting in the audience first and not warming up.

Hey, Gaga is off key, too! WAY off key!

Who was that girl with the major lazy wandering eye?

Lol at r418

Ga sounds great

Which category is Pam Grier presenting?

This isn’t the worst song tonight. Gaga was a bit flat at the top.

R418 Bradley

I'm enjoying them. Audience seems to be too.

Cooper clearly benefited from autotune.

They make the Country singers look good!

The 'intimate' lighting and Gaga's white hair make her look a hard 60 yo.

I don't like this Gaga look.

I don't hate it, I have to say.

Why are Caitlyn and Sophia seated toward the back? They need to be seated up front.

This is the cringiest thing ever. The fact that we can see the audience's faces reacting to the cringe in real time makes it even worse!

This is a very 70s moment.

Bradley is so pitchy

I used to love Gaga, but I would be perfectly happy to never hear this damn song again.

Gaga is going to seriously regret that this song exists in a few years, when her vocal range can no longer hit that high octave.

Bradley is nervous because he is not a singer

Well, it ain't no Evergreen. "Hardcore" in a lyric? Ugh

Awful.

Brava! Bravo!

omg I am cringing

I thought he was leaving the stage

It's the best song performance of the night so far.

Wow, these two sound like SHIT.

And they're both super nervous. Lady Caca's trying to shake the nerves, though.

I fucking LOVE you R325. I knew what you posted before I clicked on the link.

I wanna have your ass babies!

This is so embarrassing.

Ugh! These two make me want to fucking VOMIT

Ga is thinking his breath smells like cum.

Is my TV messed up or is Gaga yellow.

Battle of the Network Stars had bigger names than this shitfest.

Hideous overated song by hideous overated fugga

Did they title the song according to its lyrics?

That was fucking mesmerizing!

Why is Gaga ORANGE???

I thought that was a lovely moment.

I thought that was an excellent performance. Movingly shot and sung. Bradley did much better than he did in Vegas.

Are they in love?

Pompous asses.

I muted that song. I have NEVER heard it. Not once.

AMAZING

I don’t think can ever look at Cooper again with a straight face. I’m embarrassed for him.

I miss kooky sassy Gaga. Elegant serious movie star Gaga is a bore.

oompa loompa

The back of her dress looks like the back of a female speedo swimsuit.

Kelly did it better but it's still a bad song doesn't matter who sings it.

I’m shocked but I sort of liked it ...

Bradley is drinking again. Mark my words.

Finally, some star power.

And a half-decent song.

The over emoting gazes are a bit cringe, but this is def. best performance tonight. I'm not even a fan.

Well that royally sucked.

Lady Gaga killed it, you are delusional if you try to deny that.

I give Cooper a pass. He knew ASIB was going home empty handed except for Best Song so it's hard to sing when you're fucking depressed.

After that awful performance even Kris Kristofferson is laughing.

As a singer , Bradley doesn't have an ounce of authenticity. Gaga is a histrionic bore. Of course, the lame song doesn't help.

Fosse! Yassssss! My gay penis is throbbing.

R477 you are the deludoid silly monster cow!

I love them, it was amazing. Gaga’s voice is fantastic and they are hot together. They are true stars and this show needed that.

It’s certainly not “The Man That Got Away”

Tho Oscars are officially dead.

I wish Kendrick Lamar were here to perform his song and show them how it's done.

Verdon Fosse looks awful

FOSSE VERDON!!

I think Evergreen was a better ASIB song.

I thought they were going to kiss afterwards. Why no kiss?

I can't believe you massively talented cunts have time to post here when you should be getting ready for your acceptance speeches.

I just hate this song.

[quote] The over emoting gazes are a bit cringe

He's desperately trying to convince people that he's straight, but no one is buying it.

The Oscar winner with a beard and dimples is one hot daddy.

I'm so excited for Fosse/Verdon. White Michelle is gonna kill it!

GAGA perfect

this show is a complete shit-fest.

That was a pity standing ovation so that Cooper doesn't kill himself later.

im still pissed that non star comic Mulvaney was there.....creep

I thought they did fine, but hated Gaga's look.

Trevor Noah is hot AF

I see Miss Cooper is bitterly posting at R491.

Gaga's face looks weirdly botoxed.

Sorry - after that performance I need to watch this to make the nausea go away.

WHO ???????????

Michelle Williams looks like Shirley MacLaine

What movie is Kristen Ritter in?

what's left:

Live Action Short Film

Original Screenplay

Adapted Screenplay

Original Score

Original Song

Actor in a Leading Role

Actress in a Leading Role

Directing

Best Picture

Jessica Fucking Jones? She isn’t even black!

BRADLEY AND GAGA ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Blown away by how that Shallow performance was conceived

Point it the other way, r481.

Kiki are you with me?

Live Action Short -- ALL of these films were terrific!

Imagine thinking Trevor Noah is hot

Omg that guy took a selfie

Fosse/Verdon looks fabulous.

More shrieking

And her show just cancelled...don't know why she's on here. She's not a movie star or even a star.

Another bump clutcher. Uh ow

They were great!

Best performance of the night. Lady Gaga knocked it out of the park. I have to hand it to Bradley he is not a singer but sang the song perfectly. Love this song!

That Guy Nattiv is cute.

Glasses guy is cute

good god, Kristen ritter is barely even a tv star.....NEPOTISM

Calm down, Not-Jessica Chastain!

Was Bradley Cooper in Three's Company?

[quote]Michelle Williams looks like Shirley MacLaine

She'll be perfect for the biopic that will happen after Shirley kicks the bucket.

Damn Trevor could get it

BLUSH !!!!!

This lady sure is hyper

R516. OMG kill it with fire

I feel dead

R509 At least she has done some movies and TV

Kristen Ritter's reaction was cute.

another white woman

LOUD BLUSH THE CHILDREN !!!!!!!!!!!!

Puke

Michelle Williams has ruined her face with plastic surgery.

Glasses Israeli Guy is hot

We interrupt this DL Acedemy Award thread to bring you the following announcement:

FOLLIES!

We now resume to our regular scheduled thread.

I guess she thinks that's cute and will get more lines of publicity tomorrow.

Not-Jessica Chastain must have been a theater club nerd.

Brie Larson looks gorgeous but why does she bug the shit out of me?!?!?!

Original Screenplay, so excited!

Wait, it's that bitch from "Midnight, Texas"!

Thank you, thank you, thank you, r504!

Does anyone else remember Jamie Ray Newman from General Hospital?

Settle down female Beavis.

shut up white woman

Samuel L. Ignoring Brie for all he’s worth

Sam looks pissed !

Every presenter or every other presenter is black. WTF.

warren, faye…..were are u. we need u

omg that doosh black guy talking who won a basketball game

When people thank their kids, this is what I think of...

KiKi Layne was the worst thing about Beale Street .

Spike was a little nervous there for a moment.

Samuel L Jackson as Shaft will be epic

Did Brie just shade Samuel L?

GET THE TRANQ DART!

Spike Jones is such a cunt. It’s entertaining

When will they crank up the death reel?

Oops Lee not Jones

Shallow was so good I almost peed myself.

Brie Larson is a terrific actress and very charismatic onscreen, but so annoying offscreen.

R558 He's already done one Shaft movie

Brie is hot

Bree fake laugh at Sam

Why is Spike Lee clutching his Prince necklace? WTF is wrong with these morons?

Oh SHIT.

Samuel L. Jackson was NOT happy to read those names lol.

wow Green Book

Hooray! Sanity prevails at last!

Ugh. Green Book, again.

These two look like they just finished fucking

And you thought Gaga and Cooper were self absorbed... WTF was that shitshow of fits and giggles?

Green Book? Wtf?

Sam still hot.

It seems like The Favourite might be leaving empty-handed.

Someone here said that the stage is styled like Trump’s hair and now I can’t unsee it

The Favourite should have taken this. It'll likely go home empty handed now...

Brie is tiny. She knows what it takes to be a star....when you have a poorly shaped face.

Wow

They should be booing Vallelonga.

I think Brie Larson looks great. Is her gown chainmail?

Part 5 is up and running.

terrible.

Green Book or Bohemian Tragedy will win best picture.

For fuck's sake, Green Book was the least impressive script in the category.

I’m so late- what did the first man winner yell at the end of his speech?

I am surprised at that win. Thought Roma, for sure.

Looks like Altovise Davis is sitting next to Spike Lee

Why are all these Oscar winners married to each other? Sleeping with each other in the workplace?

Glenn just did a happy dance in her head, it is clear the Favourite ain't winning anything!

I suspect Brie Larson has a mental illness.

[quote]Someone here said that the stage is styled like Trump’s hair and now I can’t unsee it

Ugh, I know. His presence looms large lol.

yum-oooooooooooo

sex-ooooooooo

R582 5′ 7″ is not tiny.

R301, Paul Rudd is awesome! And so was his lip-synch of Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now"!

Wasn’t one of these guys in trouble with the Twitteratti?

old spike dyin for a smoke.

Now I don't think Roma is winning best pic. It got best foreign instead.

jesus christ help the oscars

R593 mutual bearding

I feel sorry for the othe other Farrell’s brother.

Remember when Stan Lee died and Brie’s tribute to him was a picture of her looking distraught with a marg in hand?

wheres the next thread?

Does Rudd have size meat?

aw man, now we gotta listin to Spikes lippin bout nuthin

Talk about insufferable.

Spike Lee finally gets his Oscar!

Woman next to Mushimushi Ali wearing a colorful blue snuggy

Where's that 5th thread!

GO SPIKE!!!

God what a fool.

Gross. Poor The Favourite.

He got for screenplay but not director.

Spike is giving the worst speech ever. WTF??

I can't believe Peter Farrelly pulled his dick out on stage

So spike writes because he can't read?

This is a terrible speech and he's going to go over and they'll play him off and he'll say it's racist.

Sit ya ass down mr Lee.

Look at the other scriptwriters, they're standing there pissed because they know damn well they're not going to be able to speak.

Spike Lee bleeped for cursing

Oh fuck

677 is the thread 🧵 record. That was the first Oscar thread. The second one went to 675.

Dude is just WEIRD

Old black tired Spike Lee

Let's see if we can break that record... LINK TO 5?!?!?

It’s not like he won the Oscar by himself.

Where’s Part 5?

He is an egomaniac and always has been.

R483, true. Most people I know aren't watching, but everyone I know wanted an alert when Gaga and Cooper were on.

Barbra Streisand coming up! I wonder if she will hum "Evergreen" into the mic before she speaks, while laughing at Gaga.

I hate this shit show so much.

aw shit, old bozo Julia Roberts to present best Oscar.

FIRE THE DIRECTOR OF THIS MESS

The guy by Spike Lee looks like a skinny Gronk.

Da House

I wonder if we post fast it makes a difference.

Love that he referenced Do the Right Thing

I couldn’t watch. Did spike let others speak ?

Got to see Buttah.

For fuck’s sake if you’re going to continue to use the word, use it correctly!

“Cringe” is a verb, not an adjective.

Did Spike Lee write that screenplay? Why tf is he giving a speech for winning Best Screenplay?

It was good to see Spike Lee so excited! He’s waited a long time. The Academy finally did the right thing.

Just think, if the Academy had any balls, three of the boring categories would be presenting now during this commercial break.

Hell no Lee didn't let no body else speak. You know how he is

I want to be deep inside Michael B. Jordan.

I did like BlacKkKlanman

Is she the Talia Shire in Creed

I loved BlacKkKlanman but Spike Lee's messiah complex is intense.

That skinny long haired white dude wrote the score for Black Panther?

How is the time ?

Don't they have like 8 more awards to go with 35 minutes left?

Paul Rudd looked so fucking hot, as usual. Why is it that almost every award presentation has a black actor? Almost all of them are unknown, and obviously pandering. Spike Lee is such a fucking hypocrite. Remember when he was damning the Oscars, so to appease him and others, they gave him an honorary Oscar? Another black presenter... This year’s show is so boring!!!

The BP score gave me an eargasm.

hell no spike dint write much of that movie.

Who is the guy sitting next to Spike Lee?

Mark Ronson is so hot.

I wish that 100th person hadn't believed in Gaga.

Well, if Gaga can't fake crying for an award, then how did she get a nomination for Best Actress???

Michael Keaton was salmon and Gaga is orange.

Wow. Did she just cure cancer?

Will Bradley and Gaga have warmed up pasta after the show?

I'm disinviting that bitch to my afterparty!

Lady Gaga, Oscar winner.

They forgot Bea Arthur again.

georgous music they payed on the in memorium….

Short Memorium list this year

Still open?

Poor William Dafoe. A first time nominee beats him.

Poor Glenn.

At least she was gracious.