CHRIS BURROUS SAGA: PART III "Close Your Fist to Married Men, You Trashbox Hooker"

What do you make of the bruises on his head? They look like bite marks.

Most interesting thing about this: The name of the other guy has NOT leaked.

^ I would bet that money has changed hands.

From the previous thread:

[quote] are you insane? Do you know how much hotels and motels charge for their mini bar items?

[quote] Well, it would be tacky to be on a special date and not splurge on anything.

Uh, HELLO!

His wife must have known. even though the wife is the last to know but not the bearding Asian wife!

R5 They were supposedly separated.

And the wife commented about his "clubbing" habits, which I took to mean "gay clubbing."

No, she meant baby seal clubbing, Rose.

I have the perfect score for the end credits: Chi Mai!

Wait, they were separated? Keeping track of these details are hard.

That changes a lot for me, he wasn't even cheating on his family when this happened.

[quote]he wasn't even cheating on his family when this happened.

I doubt their understanding was "only meth and fisting."

And when you have a child back at home, it maybe "cheating" on them to be doing heavy drugs.

[quote] Wait, they were separated? Keeping track of these details are hard.

This thread series is like a movie or TV show with new twists making you go WTF?

Tonight on Sick, Sad World

R9 The “they were separated” thing is from a facebook post from someone claiming to his cousin. Not verified.

At least he didn’t die wearing that shirt and tie.

Now THAT would have been embarrassing.

If you look carefully at R14's image, you can tell he is using. Look around the eyes.

He was surprising low energy when Shirley MacLaine visited the set. This was three months before he died.

The female co-anchors are annoying as hell.

This man was obviously very beloved as some sort of cherubic imp, but in clips of him from the news he seems vapid, hyper, manic and extremely annoying. I know that is the personality style preferred for Los Angeles local news anchors from having visited LA and flipped on the news.

[quote]If Martha is unavailable [R541], I nominate Nate Berkus.

Nate is too ladylike now. Leave it Martha. Besides, she's got that basement full of enema supplies.

For the lovemaking scene.

Where is the full autopsy report?

That song could have saved his life if had listened.

T'Pau - China In You Hand

[quote] Don't push too far your dreams are china in your hand

[quote] Don't wish too hard because they may come true

[quote] And you can't help them

[quote] You don't know what you might have set upon yourself

Ouch!

Here, R20.

A cautionary tale

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Right title, not enough ass.

"Mr. Burrous began grunting, then vomited and became unresponsive."

I'm not a doctor but does that sound like a meth overdose or just old fashioned regret?

The coroner's office writes some very confusing sentences.

"His companion inserted his hand through his anus."

[quote] He was surprising low energy when Shirley MacLaine visited the set. This was three months before he died.

Evidence that Chris was a DLer? He was probably steadying himself in anticipation of her screaming for Creme Brûlée’.

I heard his wife was asking for the disco lights in the divorce settlement.

No wonder CB was wearing a gimp S&M mask.

The fist meant business.

I don't buy the cousin post/best friend thing. The report given to the police shown with the autopsy was very clear that it was a Grindr guy and they had met four times.

It does seem a very elaborate and specific set-up for two people who've only met four times.

[quote]"His companion inserted his hand through his anus."

Now, THAT is flexible.

He fisted himself? Seems like a lot of trouble with Ted Baxter trussed up like C3PO.

Good god, people. For the 9 millionth time, AUTOPSY REPORTS ARE PUBLIC RECORD. No one is trying to shame him. The coroner’s office did its job. A job it does thousands of times each year, regardless of cause of death. When you die, your autopsy report can be requested and made public. Your grandma who died last year? Public. That guy down the street who hanged himself? Public. They are a legal document — just like marriage and divorce filings, police reports, etc. — and are subject to open records laws in most cases. This was a high-profile case so naturally the report, now that it’s final, is getting a lot of attention. If you were semi-famous and died with a fist up your ass, your autopsy report would get just as much attention.

I am a RN in ER at Grady Hospital. Every weekend we have to remove a fist from some dead person's rectum.

How many times do people have to be told: You have to get it out before rigor mortis sets in.

Is it true the other guy had to have paramedics remove his hand from Chris' butt?

R36 Imagine having your cock stuck in there instead...perish the thought!

I just learned that Chris Burrous died while boofing.

Odd, I’ve never heard of anyone dying from a fart.

Thoughts and prayers to the family.

I think this every day of my life, but, Jesus Christ, people are stupid. How do you think the hookup did CPR on him with one arm up his ass? And R35 is right. For the love of God, stop acting like it is some deliberate smear job. The police and coroner just wrote down what they observed on a public document, period, end of story.

Maybe he turned him over with his free hand? But then wouldn't he start to lose sensation in his fisting hand? It could be dangerous if it's stuck up there too long.

Harvey levin is probably friends with Chris and not covering the salaciousness of it all out of respect.. We can believe that the closet kills but in this case it’s the drug in his anus - which can kill anyone regardless.

Harvey Levin from TMZ and respect? Sure Jan 😂

I work at General Hospital where Dr. Lucas Jones is on call for these types of emergencies.

His hand was up an ass, not caught in a bear trap (no pun intended.) No doubt Butt Dad did his Cecil Colby and mystery man yanked that fist out like greased lightning. Upon realizing the cries of 'Oh, God' had taken on a literal meaning, CPR ensued.

OP, you aren't quite as bad as Hitler because at least you remembered to put this guy's name in the title. But you forgot to add a link to the previous thread.

Link to previous thread here:

The cousin's fb name is Laurem Maven.

[quote]I am a RN in ER at Grady Hospital.

Which seems fake R47 as the name does not come up at all in an internet search. Her FB email gives a different name..

"After the break we will be hearing from Peppy Sombrero, the undocumented housekeeper who had to Lysol Butt Dad's room!"

[BREAK]

"And we are BACK! Now, Peppy, did Butt Dad use a lubrication jelly that you can get out of a cheap bedspread? Si or No? And was there POO POO all over the carpeting, POOR FAVOR?"

R50 has me CRYING with laughter!!

On LSA one poster mentions another (alleged) downlow broadcaster named Mark S Allen as the possible companion.

R52 Miss Mark S. Allen does not look a stranger to meth.

Except that Mark Allen was in Sacramento at the time. He and Chris were friends.

r53 MY EYES! What the fuck IS that?

That is a plastic surgery DON'T.

Mr. Allen is married with children.

Is his wife asian R57?

Apparently Miss Thing is a boozehound who has had DUIs.

R59 That has to be one of the most awkward human beings I have ever seen. Really disturbing. He looks like he belongs in a John Waters film.

I am sure Mr. Allen isn't allowed anywhere near kindergardens and playgrounds.

Miss Thing had two ceramic coasters surgically fused to his cheekbones.

[quote]in clips of him from the news he seems vapid, hyper, manic and extremely annoying.

That's exactly why I thought he and Shitley would get along during her "surprise" visit to his show.

Just when you thought this story couldn't get any weirder, this freak show shows up in the time line.

[quote]in clips of him from the news he seems vapid, hyper, manic and extremely annoying.

Have you never watched daytime TV? They are ALL like that.

He's a two time DUI loser too. But if I looked like him, I'd stay drunk 24/7

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

R67 "Sorry I killed your dad" money?

I have a friend who is an off and on (mostly on) meth mess. I always know when he relapses if I go to his house and see that he's unscrewed all of his lightbulbs and put in purple disco lights. I never understood it but meth and disco lights must be a hot combo!

Well, I hope they're LED.

R69 If mah disco lights are strobin'. You best git to disrobin'!

Please can someone explain to me why people are giving money to the wife and child?

Is it because of the 'shameful' circumstances in which he died or were people giving money before the circumstances of his death emerged? I don't understand. Surely he'd have life insurance and/or some savings. The wife and child won't have been left in desperate poverty and in need of charity from strangers. Is this the done thing now?

For those wondering why all the details:

There are two parts to the coroner’s report – the medical and the legal. All the various details about the disco lights (a report on the environment in which the medical emergency occurred), the means that the drugs were introduced to the victim (rectal insertion of meth, poppers through the mask, and G through the syringe), and the activities occurring as these drugs were induced, were all medically valid and necessary for the legal conclusions that are now being used by the various insurance companies to establish fault, if any, and liability. It wasn't pretty, but in no way was it politically provocative or gratuitously salacious. The coroner acts as the uninvolved party that describes and evaluates the situation and the results to render an impartial judgement.

R72 most of the money grab occurred BEFORE the lurid details came out.

But everyone knew from the get go that something druggy and shady had gone down.

I thought it was very odd that the family's response was to shake people down for money.

[R72]

It's to pay for the clean up of the motel room and the gimp S&M mask.

R72 it's to pay for the electricity bill. You think disco lights run on air?

R42 so Levin is a fister or fistee?

It’s possible Chris went through money like water if he had a raging drug habit.

Benedict Cumberbatch for Mark S Allen in the movie adaptation.

What is it with so many middle aged guys wanting to fist? I have met so many tops that “want to see my hole gape and get HUGE” Why the fuck would that turn someone on?

R78 I thought his drug use was purely recreational and he had only met up with this Grindr bloke a handful of times.

None of which makes sense as no-one starts taking meth by sticking it up their ass and no-one gets involved in such an elaborate set-up with someone they barely know.

Is meth so expensive? We know the hotel room wasn't...

Has anyone made the link that the reason that TMZ isn't running the story is because the identity of the mystery fister could be Harvey Levin himself?

I mean they're both in entertainment journalism in the loosest form possible.

Could this be Consuela from housekeeping giving him his keys post clear up?

R83 where was levin on the night of the death?

R82 The deceased was a Days Inn Elite status cardholder. They'd buddies up a few times according to Sandra on the front desk.

This visit would have seen him elevated to Platinum status.

Harvey did everything but probe the ass of that NFL football player who died the same way, but on this -- nothing.

[quote]This visit would have seen him elevated to Platinum status.

Do you think the excitement of finding out this information killed him? Got so excited he dropped of a heart attack?

That’s an interesting theory.

I feel sorry for the daughter. What an awful embarrassing thing for a child.

R72, it is possible, as several posters have noted, that the couple’s finances were very screwed up. All the drugs, dungeon rental equipment, and motel rooms are going to add up. His wife might have been left with no savings and a tapped-out home equity line of credit.

R88 meh could have been worst he could have been crossdressing as well lol or worst a pedo, murderer, wifebeater. This is nothing!

Why? it's no reflection on her at all. No reason for her to be embarrassed.

Also, maybe the second rock was in celebration of making platinum status!

Showbiz 411 asks: Should They Give the Money Back Now That the Truth Is Out?

Haaaaaaaaaaaay there! It's me Cameron Fontana. Don't you wanna know where I was that day???

All you meth using DLers out there—what does a rock of meth look like? How big is it and is it sharp and pointy? How desperate and strung-out would you have to be to stick one up your rectum (twice)?

R94 go watch breaking bad mary!

R94 it's just some solidified powder. It's not like razor wire or broken glass, you highly-strung bitch.

R53 A deadly combo of gayface, methface and too much facial filler face.

R87 Platinum Days Inn status allows Platinum guests into the basement area of that particular hotel, which Sandra on the front desk informs me, has 'fully equipped, and luxuriously appointed, soundproofed rooms'.

I think we can deduce that this alone could have brought on his demise.

Jim Carrey for Cameron Fontana.

Yes JC and CF would make a great couple. maybe cammie will kill himself before they fist1

r83 Discussed to death on the other thread. Consensus seems to be that it isn't Harvey (Harvey at a Days Inn?) but highly likely it is someone Levin-adjacent as he's been so tight lipped about it.

What is "Levin-adjacent"?

Sounds like a cheap excuse.

R101 Sandra on the front desk is very discreet about Days Inn guests, regardless of status.

You'd have to tip her $50 before her lips would part. Maybe even $100 for a Platinum guest.

Showbiz 411 is very sanctimonious about the coroner's report

R104 Maybe Roger Friedman knows who the Levin-adjacent fister is at TMZ?

How does Roger Friedman know that Burrous lived his life in “pain and misery”?

That’s an odd deduction unless it’s based on personal information.

From the previous thread: W&W to the following posters - you are killing me!!!) : R479 R482 r485 r521 r529 r541 r548 - 'The Fist Amendment' (brilliant) and r570. Only problem, my fingers are too big - when I press W&W, I inadvertently press F&F as well!

This is why I love my DL family. These threads will go down in DL history (if you pick this one up - c'mon ladies!)

[quote] I feel sorry for the daughter. What an awful embarrassing thing for a child.

While I doubt this is the motivation, that would be the only justification for the gofundme campaigns ... to pay for the girl to be sent to some boarding school abroad to remove her from all this.

R108 Her new school chums are already practicing their traditional, warm and friendly welcome!

[quote]Let's work on what was in his stomach. It says 50 cc of brown substance, unidentifiable. Hummus, black bean dip, cookie dough?

Graxy mix, I expect.

Why is Roger Friedman trying to hide his fist from the camera?

Deeper and deeper.

Into the Groove.

but

Live to Tell.

R111 No, no.

He's just hurt it recently carrying DJ lighting equipment.

That was quite the MARY! From Roger upthread. Hmm.

[quote]I mean they're both in entertainment journalism in the loosest form possible.

Am I the only one reading that as a double entendre?

I don’t have time to read through all these threads.

Can someone explain who Harvey Levin is and why he would be involved?

Did we clear up the issue of whether his life insurance policy is valid in these circumstances?

I just don’t believe the meth toxicity thing unless Burrous took a whole lot of meth.

Taking meth anally is very common because it gives a quick, intense high.

I’m guessing it’s the meth, G, and poppers mask combined

The photo at R93 just burst through my screen and smacked me in the face with a 10-pound bag of Nestlé Toll House Morsels.

Harvey Levin is most likely another fistee, not a fister. Maybe he decided not to cover the story because it hits too close to home as he knows it could have been him ass up in the air vomiting into a gimp mask soaked in poppers.

He died on a random Wednesday afternoon in December.

One can only imagine what he had planned for New Year’s Eve.

[quote[Harvey did everything but probe the ass of that NFL football player who died the same way, but on this -- nothing.

Wait, what?

I think TMZ have washed their hands of the story.

NFL player Bryan Robinson story out before the autopsy.

For R122

Jinx!

Stevie Nicks has a lot to answer for for starting this terrible trend of celebrities taking their drugs up their asses.

Go away r115

r123 They never touched it in the first place. Which is why it is suspicious.

Would he have taken the rock raw?

Or do you have to grind it up a bit and mix it with Crisco or a water based lube?

The report said he was pushing rocks.

Hauling the disco lighting rig up to the 9th floor must have been a contributing factor.

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[quote]Only problem, my fingers are too big - when I press W&W, I inadvertently press F&F as well!

You didn’t press F&F. When you press one or the other, it disables the comment ftom having any other reaction.

They have elevators, R131. All the props seem unlikely to fit into 1 wheeled tote, had to have been his set up.

The cousin FB thing seems suspect. I would trust the police report more re the length of their acquaintance. Also, it was said that the fister was known to the cops, seems unlikely to be a longterm BF who had met the family, no?

R117, if he had a policy in force for over two years, it's very unlikely that they can deny the claim.

The sister in law's GoFundMe recent activity

The news friend's GoFundMe recent activity

Do you have to pay upfront with Days Inn Elite status?

And would the hotel have had to comp the room to the deceased?

Don't be fooled by the rocks that I've got

Friends, please welcome to the studio an expert on this "fisting" thing, Devin Franco, star [makes air quotes] of such pornos as [italic]Dr. FrankenFuck's Fist Lab.[/italic] First of all, Devin, I've watched some of your clips and I have to ask: What's it like to go through life with an O-ring the size of a #2 warsh tub?

"Only problem, my fingers are too big..."

Also the last words Chris ever heard.

You're right R141 We need to probe deeper into what actually happened!

One can buy fairly decent and very compact LED "disco party lights" that fit in your HAND.

Two or three of these in a room are actually quite good, and they have several settings. They even synch to music.

R143 I'm not sure having them in the hand would have been a good idea in this case.

Oh I don't know R144

Two in the hand is worth one in the bush.

I don’t understand it, because I’ve been fisted a few times when I was high on the crystals and I never overdosed! There must have been something else going on.

poppers ALL on his face. it was the poppers and no air.

He was too stupid to live

I thought he died of a heart attack, not an overdose? Also, would his partner be high too? He showed a presence of mind to rip of the mask after hearing the strange sound, call 911, and give CPR.

Why are these people having kids in their 40's? They should be grandparents by that age.

This tragedy would never have occurred if instead of a sleazy motel they'd gone to this charming fisting B&B.

R150 is that logic from deplorables and mormons lol

R151

VICE: How did you two meet? François: At a bathhouse. We quickly fell in love, and Juan told me about fist fucking on our first night together. Juan Carlos: I tested him right away. He was talented, he got in on his first try. From first contact, you know whether a person’s hand was made for this or not. It’s like somebody’s handshake.

The hosts sound lovely!

R153 I'd love to read their Yelp reviews.

"A deadly combo of gayface, methface and too much facial filler face."

And you can go to HELL!

I think he did know and really like his "friend" of six months. In fact it was a six month milestone celebration and CB wanted to give his beau a dozen roses but they're hard to find and expensive that time of year. So he came up with a single rosebud.

Should the wife get an AIDS test? Not a rhetorical sentence.

R149, (and others like you) is it really that difficult to click on the links supplied to the coroner's report and read for yourself the cause of death?

Did he want the drugs in his anus to make it numb?

Horrific way to die. My Lord have mercy on him.

Is his disco playlist available on Spotify?

Was he actually a gay man in the closet? Maybe he liked the sensation of being fisted whilst on meth and his wife wasn’t having any of it. He had to find a man to satisfy those urges as most women aren’t into that type of play. Possibly he was entirely straight.

R161 it's on Botify

162 he could have found a women to fist him then Mary lol

[quote] Horrific way to die. My Lord have mercy on him.

I'd take a quick death from a heart attack, with a fist in my ass or not, over a long battle with cancer, MS, or a host of other debilitating diseases.

Mr Hands needed horses to poke him. Maybe that was the next step.

R162 How do you account for the half pint of spunk that the Coroner found up his ass?

R166 I think even Sandra on the front desk would draw the line at a guest bringing a horse into a Days Inn.

Regardless of them being Elite, Platinum or even President's Club status.

With Platinum you can at least get a pony, R168. Sandra said.

Don't underestimate Sandra! I called the front desk once and she immediately sent up a Handihorse.

I still haven't passed hooves #1 and 3.

Lipstick Alley Thread is all

"Dat's some Crazeeee White mens, yo!"

R162 If the supposed cousin is to be believed, she refers to Chris and his buddy as being "lovers" and their "closet lifestyle."

If the cousin is an oncologist, as some believe, she would know how coroner reports work.

If Chris and his wife were separated, he would have his own place and in no need of a hotel in which to hook up.

Is it a sham seperation then R174?

That, and why would a separated wife call him all the time to check to see if he were attending meetings?

R176 Where is the detail about Mai always calling him?

R174, not necessarily. He might not have wanted his trick to know where he lived, or he might not have wanted his rental bondage equipment set up at home.

Rock in your rectum and no time to cut it up? Let the Cruel Condom do the chopping for you!

[quote]Also the last words Chris ever heard.

I thought that was something to do with Wessonality, but I could be wrong.

I'd take the coroner's report over the alleged cousin. He didn't just pull it out of his ass.

Sweet Aunt Fanny, that poppers-laced mask was the death mask murderer striking again!

R182 Do you suspect foul play?

I know firsthand that the wife was involved. Big news is gonna hit.

R177, it's in the coroner's report (p. 21). Mai told the coroner that Chris was supposed to attend an important work-meeting (important to his career) at noon, after anchoring the morning broadcast. It sounds like she was probably expecting a phone call to hear how the meeting went, and when she didn't get one, she tried to get ahold of him. When she couldn't, she called the station and learned that he'd skipped the meeting & left the studio, claiming that he felt sick.

The work meeting was to discuss Chris' participation in the coverage of the upcoming KTLA Rose Bowl Parade a few days hence. I'm not sure why the term "important for his career" was used, as this event was no more or less important than any of his other assignments.

How in the world was the wife involved R184?

R173 I thought the same thing, and she would also know that (in California at least) things like autopsies and death certificates are public information.

R187 - The drugs.

R35 What you INSIST upon is true for CA but not for the entire USA. Stop mouthing off at posters who express shock or mildly question the release of an autopsy report.

R190 why don’t you shut your fat mouth. There was nothing wrong with what R35 said. You probably like the black dude in a dress at the oscars.

From r151

[quote] They also have a cat named Fistouille, which roughly translates to “My Beloved Fist Fuck.”

This B&B deserves it's own thread. What a fantastique find!

[quote] t’s the most intimate sort of relation there is, apart from touching someone’s brain directly with your fingers. With fisting, you’re touching someone’s bowels, and through the bowels, all the internal organs. It’s a practice that requires a lot of attention. It’s the act of opening another’s perception in a spiritual way, and it can be almost religious. I believe in the magic of sex.

For God's sake naysayers, have some FAITH.

Has anyone found his profile on Grindr and Adam4adam?

R192 thanks for posting that! The magic of sex!!

Their mood music was "Slow Hand" by The Pointer Sisters

Perfect r195. We must add to soundtrack.

Enjoy. This video has a relaxing effect on the sphincter muscles.

Duh, that's the plot of the L&O: SVU episode, R187. Chris didn't meet the Grindr guy, randomly. The widow actually hired Grinder-guy to lure Chris into a series of kinky drug-fueled sexual encounters, knowing that Chris' history of risk-taking behavior would escalate & ultimately kill him. Her support of, and appearance in, his "Burrous' Bites" segments -- in which he indulged in artery-clogging delights -- was all part of her long-game.

She didn't count on Grinder-guy actually developing feelings for Chris -- calling 911, trying to resuscitate him, and cooperating with Benson & Co.

Most of us can handle the bulk of the details of the death, but the disco lights, tacky tell!

R197 is that really the truth?

R59 Miss Mark S Allen, in Goldfinger-style drag.

R73 Are you suggesting Mai might sue the makers of the disco lights? Was there appropriate 'strobe lighting' warning on the product? So many product makers to sue!

Miss Mai I recommend new career! Also, you got house to sell for me?

Has Dennis Cooper commented yet?

Touching someone's internal organs (all of them) is not very sexy sounding. Unless you're Hannibal Lecter.

Agree R118, OD'ing on meth is not an easy feat. He would have to shove an entire 8 ball up his ass to even come close. The drug has been heavily demonized, but just isn't a big killer. GHB was likely the culprit - one would be more likely to die from accidental overdose.

r205 a sudden OD, you're right, it's probably GHB. On the other hand (NPI) meth is a 'slow OD' drug, in that it can cause a lot of damage to the heart muscle. The heart attack, if that's what happened, could easily be caused by the meth.

I had to explain fisting to my sister today (because she works in a bar with a similar name, but spelled differently), and I was teasing her about business at her bar following this story. I've never done it from either perspective, so my description had to be necessarily limited. I think women can wrap their heads around anal sex - (after all, they do that too) - and finger play - but, since even anal sex with a small dick is accompanied by some pain, this just sounds terrifying and not pleasurable to me.

I wonder in situations like these, if the Grindr trick introduced Chris to the practice - first to the use of meth and other drugs during sex, and then to fisting? Or might it have been the opposite?

I have fisted 2 guys and attempted to fist maybe 4 others (it is usually not hard to get 4 to 5 fingers into the hole, but quite hard to work the knuckles past the sphincter). One thing is for sure - it is pretty much ALWAYS the insatiable bottom who begs and pleads for it and while interesting - it isn't terribly sexually stimulating for the top. Fun fact - sometimes the bottom either can't or won't let your hand back out - which leads to an awkward exchange of words. That is always fun...talk about trapped at the scene of the crime. This was not Burrous's first time at the rodeo and he most definitely was the one who wanted that fist. I think that I can speak for most other tops when I say that we love the feeling of a hot ass on our dick, but are usually somewhat apathetic about an anus engulfing and tugging on our hand. Glad that I tried it, but no great need to repeat it.

R208 it’s the other way around for me tops want to put their fingers and fists up my little hole to make it gape and rosebud and I want none of it . If it’s not a nice ( real) dick, it’s not worth it!

eeewwwwwww!!!

I am completely a whatever turns you on have at it type; blah, blah, blah, but admittedly the reaction of r210 does rather mirror mine.

[quote]With fisting, you’re touching someone’s bowels, and through the bowels, all the internal organs.

Is he going to try to reach my other organs from there? I don’t want that.

R208 is right. Fist-hungry bottoms often lock-in their partner's ✊, unless a clearly defined fisting protocol has been agreed BEFORE fisting commences.

The police may have found a copy at the scene, or more likely, the two love birds are likely to have concluded this negotiation covering length of time, depth and douching, rotation and lubrication previously.

[quote]This story hurts gay men. So much perversion in this story.

Yeah...anybody who would hold ANYTHING against an entire community ALREADY has a biased. So, I think we’ll be okay.

BTW, are you 12?

r214 sounds like a PR person for r71

I want to know what's going to happen to the family's pet cat 'Tôi yêu trước'?

Burrous was uniquely attached to it.

Agree with previous posters that his Vietnamese wife Mai, knew more about Chris's dark side than she let on.

She was probably in charge of it:

Need moa moneys Chrees! We need moa moneys. Yube up and do hand. When done I call Arvey. Arvey make us rich and famous long time.

It's high time a DL production gets picked up by Lifetime. As such, I've made a few minor changes to the story in order to make it more palatable to our desired fraudience:

The Buttdad role is a now Krista Burroughs (Jodi Sweetin), the new restaurant reviewer at a small newspaper. She has recently returned to her hometown in Texas (played by Cambridge Bay, Nunavut) after her abusive husband lost yet another job in Los Angeles. She's happy to be back with her family, her church, and her childhood friends.

Krista's husband (BD Wong) is a hot-tempered alcoholic with a mysterious past and a shed with several padlocks on the door. Deep down, Krista knows that Jesus never intended for her to be in a loveless, violent marriage.

The Grindr hookup — Olaf (Ian Ziering), Krista's childhood sweetheart. He's the widowed assistant pastor who's torn between his faith and his desire to rescue Krista. It goes without saying that they will not reconnect on an app. They bump into each other at a bake sale.

The daughter — there's no need for us to be rejected and embarrassed by the Modern Family kid's agent; Canadian brats who look like her are a dime a dozen.

Massage table — donut wall

DJ lighting — Bath and Body Works Streusel Sunrise candles

Poppers — MyPurMist inhaler

Meth — Cymbalta

GHB — lumbar support cushion

Gatorade — pumpkin spice latte

Bondage mask — charcoal sheet mask

Fisting — light side hugs over clothing

Sex toys — scrapbooking supplies

It would be a huge mistake to turn the Chris Burrous story into a sordid tale with an unhappy ending so I think we should finish with the husband being arrested for a string of serial murders then follow up with a quick annulment and Krista and Olaf's wedding on Christmas Eve. As the camera pulls back, we see them at the altar as tiny plastic figures.

The whole movie has taken place inside a snow globe.

R218 I love it!

I spaffed my cornflakes out at the mention of BD Wong!

Olaf "widowed assistant pastor"

Not even a full pastor!

Love it!

The Asian wife likes the power they have with a closeted husband.

"You don't get me marble counter tops, I tell all about fisty fisty!"

r216 -- the wife will probably eat it soon, if she hasn't done so already.

Stir fried Fister R222?

I still need to be reassured that his insurance will pay out, before I donate a 4 figure sum to Mai Thai's Vietnamese Boarding School Fund.

Perhaps DLers could get together and start a trust fund for the daughter and other children of deceased fosters?

We could use the proceeds of R218's biopic to fund it.

Daughters of the Fisters of America we could call it!

When it comes down to it, not many of you here can handle a fist inside your holes

Do you have more than one R225?

I wondered about the disco lights being included at first, but then I learned that they can induce seizures when certain drugs are used.

R227 Well done for spotting that!

The only drawback to your hypothesis is the fact that the deceased was wearing a gimp mask at the time of his demise, so would be unaware of the exciting Sol et Lumiere show giving on.

We hypothesised that that light show was for the unidentified Fister, not the fister.

[quote]We hypothesised that that light show was for the unidentified Fister, not the fister.

An elegant host always thinks of the guests' needs first.

Maybe it was a homocide.

R230 senses foul play.

R230

What happened to Butt Dad was a HOMO-cide!!!!

What would the motive be?

[quote]What would the motive be?

The big payoff from the spurned wife.

This is the REAL reason behind the GoFundMe pages

You no love me?

I show you!

I show you what Bite means, white man!

Now we only need the police report from the Glendale cops.

R228 I still think that the whole session was being video taped and the lights were to add ambiance to the production. That would also explain the level of detail knowledge about the whole affair since there would be no use for the fister to deny anything and how easy he was cleared of any blame.

For the closing credits of the movie...

The report said the cops turned over photographs of the scene, but nothing about videotape...

I looked back on some Burrous Bites segments and noticed they showed Chris taking only one bite of something. You never saw him just enjoying the food.

This is why he didn't barf, or maybe he did, and it was edited.

[quote]When it comes down to it, not many of you here can handle a fist inside your holes

Of course we can't. Christ, who would WANT to?

Chris celebrates his 15th Wedding Anniversary in Oct. 2018:

I believe that the deceased was the hostess-with-the-mostess.

He was always so giving.

Do we think he and Dragon Lady "celebrated" en privé later on with disco lights and everything? R242

For all of you Fraus and prudes up in arms over the following quote, it comes from one of the lovely hosts of Le Fisteirie, a fisting B&B in the French countryside. See link. R151 's whole point was this tragedy would never had happened had ButtDad and his fister/lover gone to such an upscale establishment

[Quote] [bold] The majority of the population isn’t too interested in plunging their arms into assholes, but those who are act as if it’s a religion. What’s so awesome about fisting?[/bold] [italics] Juan[/italics]: It’s the most intimate sort of relation there is, apart from touching someone’s brain directly with your fingers. With fisting, you’re touching someone’s bowels, and through the bowels, all the internal organs. It’s a practice that requires a lot of attention. It’s the act of opening another’s perception in a spiritual way, and it can be almost religious. I believe in the magic of sex.

Judge not it you shall be judged.

He ends the Tweet with Have a good night? How romantic and blase'. The whole paragraph sounds like the station manager wrote it.

Correction: *or

He was such an odd little man.

From LSA: I'd bet a pound to a penny that the flagrancy in the reporting on how he died and the circumstances surrounding it was a "pay off" for the media not reporting which other closeted fella in that industry was having assignations with Mr Burrous.

R240 He was being a responsible bottom by restricting his food intake pre-fisting session.

Did the TV channel find any douching equipment in his dressing room, or would he have left that until after he'd lugged massage table and disco lighting rig past Sandra on Reception?

Chris and his kitchen

[quote]From LSA: I'd bet a pound to a penny that the flagrancy in the reporting on how he died and the circumstances surrounding it was a "pay off" for the media not reporting which other closeted fella in that industry was having assignations with Mr Burrous.

I tell you, it was that Benitez fellow from ABC News. The one who's married to the scam artist who takes lots of pictures of himself.

[quote] She was probably in charge of it:

[quote] Need moa moneys Chrees! We need moa moneys. Yube up and do hand. When done I call Arvey. Arvey make us rich and famous long time.

[quote]"You don't get me marble counter tops, I tell all about fisty fisty!"

Oh sweet Aunt Fanny, this is DL candy.

R239 Can you monitor XTube for us, incase Glendale police leak the the video footage of the fisting session?

It shouldn't be hard to find. Think Saturday Night Fever meets Mr Fister.

Coming soon!

A major motion picture.

In Cinemascope and Smellarama!

"Play Fisty for Me"

I'm interested in the police report.

I do hope that they open up about the whole incident.

What makes this interesting is not poor Chris and his extracurriculars, but the wife and the seeming money grab.

Re: Chris' kitchen

Who puts stuff about human excretion on the refrigerator?

R257 Allegedly ButtDad had a net worth of 400,000.

Has anyone started the DL collection for them?

Loose change for loose morals?

Chris' Mom

His mum reminds me of Coral Browne in Theatre of Blood!

[quote]Who puts stuff about human excretion on the refrigerator?

The daughter knew he was into fisting. Mom can't keep her trap shut when she's down to the last penny.

It's sad to look at that Twitter feed.

[quote]Close Your Fist to Married Men

Wait, don't you have close your fist to fist a married man?

Your advice is confusing, OP

R264 Yes, but there are some touching responses.

Goddammit, I have been plunging things outta my boy's behind since puberty!

I pray that Mai and Isabella find strength in the touching Twitter comments left by adoring fans.

The one-year anniversary is right around the corner, give or take several months. Who is going to rewrite [italic]The Christmas Shoes[/italic] for Chris....and his mess?

Those people on Twitter are garbage people.

This guy might get us the GPD report

So did Chris' boyfriend open the motel room door with Chris's body hanging from one of his wrist?

[quote]Re: Chris' kitchen Who puts stuff about human excretion on the refrigerator?

You obviously never watched the KTLA morning weekend news. One of my objections to Burrous was his constant barrage of peepee-poopoo-caca "humor" that he was always using. One time he was talking about BMs, and when his co-host said she didn't know that term (amazing in itself), Burrous leaned over and whispered it to her. He was always making bathroom and scatological references and innuendos. A real class act. I would bet money that it wasn't the daughter who was responsible for the magnetic letters on the fridge door.

Chris in bed with a black eye

Chris in the morning

Have we checked Rami's calendar for the afternoon of the 28th . . . :)

Chris would text Lynette before each show to find out what color she was wearing so he could assemble a matching outfit

I wonder if that YouTube lady looked at the other videos and pictures where he had marks on his face.

The one she showed in the video posted in the other thread was noted in the autopsy report.

R264 It is, but I had the odd discovery of the fact that we share 7 followers. Weird.

Chris' writing

Maybe his wife had a big insurance policy, or his boyfriend hated him.

Will the coffee mug become a collectable?

So is the innuendo here that Chris liked getting beaten up?

[quote]this tragedy would never had happened had ButtDad and his fister/lover gone to such an upscale establishment

Ahem. We IS an upscale establishment.

[quote]innuendo

I see what you did here.

We haven't explored Mai and The Mystery Fister's strained relationship.

Did they tolerate each others existence, or were they both tugging at Chris to the point that his something had to give?

I’m guessing Chris was never the giver of surprise anal.

With the massage table, DJ lights and his other accoutrements, you’d have to hear him coming a mile away.

Chris as the recipient of surprise anal: “that’s all you got?”

The first rule of Fist Club is ...

Sandra's lips are always sealed.

so if this guy was married and had a kid and had sex with guys on the side then that hot guy at my gym who is divorced with a kid who keeps making gay sex jokes is on the DL, too, right?

For the meth curious, I'm going to try to answer some of the questions people have asked here. I don't do meth, but I've seen a lot. I was even thinking about starting a new thread about a tangential topic.

How much does it cost? The price depends on where you live, the supply chain, and the quality. A single dose, which is maybe a half gram or so, is about $10 to $20. An eight ball is 3.5 g, or approx. 1/8 oz. That costs about $100 here. Lately there is a lot of high-quality Mexican crystal meth here, and it has depressed the price some.

As you can see, a starter addiction is quite inexpensive. But meth use causes tolerance fast, and you will need to spend more and more money chasing that high. And, the crash after using is terrible, leading one to consume more simply so you won't feel miserable. So an addict could easily go through an eight ball in a day or 2.

Why put it up your butt? The rectum is a great place to administer drugs. The blood vessels in colon are close to the surface and things are absorbed quickly there. That's why suppository drugs exist. You can also put booze up your butt and get really drunk fast. The occasional frat pledge dies awhile doing this. Putting stuff up your butt bypasses your digestion and you can get really high.

That said, in my observation, the meth is usually diluted with a small amount of water before rectal administration. If it doesn't dissolve, it leaves little pieces of meth in your rectum which is a bummer for anybody who fucks you soon after. Also, people who fuck a bottom who has done a booty bump can get high by absorbing the drug on their dick.

This has happened to me - I was caught unaware when it happened, and it made my dick soft - a typical side effect of meth abuse. I then became nauseated and jittery. And my bud didn't get fucked. He didn't get a subsequent fuck because I chewed him out for exposing me to drugs without my knowledge or consent.

Continued

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WTF disco lights? In my experiences with meth users, they demand very high stimulation. Loud music, crazy lighting, manic activity. The one exception to this is they don't like bright light, much like vampires. But disco lights don't count if they're not pointed in the eyes. They love the party atmosphere. I've walked into more than one trick high on speed where there were swirling lights and a booming stereo.

I've also received one report from a polytoxic that GHB's effects are enhanced in the presence of strobe lights. I don't have much else to share about that, but he said the mental experience of GHB is somewhat like being in the presence of strobe lighting and he liked strobe lights and other lights while high on it.

Also, meth heads love to plan and do crazy shit when they're high. They like to get high and talk about doing shit, going places, crazy sex they have or haven't had yet, etc. I can easily imagine a couple tweekers sitting around, high of course, and talking about how much fun it would be to set up studio lighting, strobes, music, etc. While high on speed, one has plenty of energy to actually follow through, and Bob's your uncle.

[quote]La Fistinière’s fisting chapel, aka the Fistine Chapel.

Forget Lourdes, I want to make a pilgrimage herr!

But Mai, we thought you were always complaining that your husband was MESSY! We had no idea you were saying "METHY!"

Gorillas in the Fist

Putting undissolved rocks in your ass would burn the lining of your rectum - ouch - and a rock can be a LOT of meth. Commenters upthread are right - anal ingestion brings the drug on more quickly and with more strength than oral ingestion. A big meth rush will set your heart pounding and can easily make you vomit. If you're sealed up in a mask & inhaling amyl when this happens, it's entirely plausible you'd go into cardiac arrest. At least he died doing what he loved.

Whaaaaaaaaaaat?! Marc S. Allen is married with children? Well, that's stunning. I live in Sacramento and met him once at a retail establishment I used to work at a few months after the '15 DUI incident . I don't watch morning news shows so I had to be told who he was when people gathered around him. He didn't seem to be shopping and chatted with folks so I assumed he knew one of the staff. Aside from the flames licking off him (he reminded me of a younger, less refined, less affected Gil Chesterton, the food critic from Frasier), he looked somewhat subdued for a "TV personality." I remember someone saying how great it was that he'd been maintaining his sobriety. BTW, about half of the staff at the time were gay. I assumed we all knew he's gay so the marriage thing is quite a shocker.

His wife is they typical beautiful blonde and the kids are cute. This video is several years old.

For those getting your fist stuck in another guy's ass, there's a simple solution.

Shouldn't it really be "Close your HOLE to married men?"

R302 the married one was the one giving up the hole.

Do we think Chris barebacked?

I'm guessing no since there was no mention of condoms being found at the scene and the engaged in "oral and anal sex" according to the report.

Looking for Mr Goodfist

Mr Rourke, "The PAIN, the PAAINNNN..!!"

Is Tom Leykis still with us? Garbage fire dumpster of a person.

Tom Leykis published the full autopsy on his site. There is also a podcast on the case, but I didn't listen to it.

[quote][R257] Allegedly ButtDad had a net worth of 400,000.

Some calculations of net worth include mortgage due, for some reason.

Even if not, that doesn't sound out of this world high to me -- its something a saver could have in his 401k if diligent.

Apparently he was making money hand over fist if he could afford to take off work early for an afternoon fuck with his disco lights at a motel.

No r311 -- he told KTLA that he felt sick.

Gay Fisting is becoming mainstream.

It was a joke r312

R303 maybe the fister was married too?

And I still think Mister Fister is "known to law enforcement" because he is high-profile too.

Maybe Mayor Garcetti?

"A Fist Full of Doll Hairs"

He claimed to be sick from "eating too much candy" R312

Tom Leykis is still around? Haven't heard that name in years. He's still hate filled and obnoxious I am guessing.

Yes r318, also still fat and ugly and now more balding than ever.

R295 Reading all of that exhausts me.

Burros had a wife, a kid, a house and all of that, a TV show everyday in front of thousands of viewers, plus his food segment which he had to plan and travel to.

And on top of all of that: a crazy extreme sex life on the side with meth, fisting etc.

It's really kind of amazing he was able to juggle all of that.

[quote] Maybe Mayor Garcetti?

That would be hot ... up to a point.

How could he be worth only 400k?

R111 Roger is gay but I don't know if he is a fister or a fistee. Our gossip columnist in LA formerly from Long Island) must know the truth. Or our man in NYC,

Reading this story you just start wondering when you walk down the street. The mailman walking by me, has he been fisted in the ass with meth? I guess I'll never know. You can get married have a child, a good job, and no one will know you go out every night to get fisted in the ass while wearing a latex mask unless you die right in the middle of it happening. My partner, did they go for an orgy while I was asleep? Is your mother in-law working at Walmart? Or does she just leave in her uniform and get changed at the brothel?

It turns out you might never truly know anyone in this world.

[quote] And on top of all of that: a crazy extreme sex life on the side with meth, fisting etc. It's really kind of amazing he was able to juggle all of that.

Clearly he excelled at multitasking. He should have written a self-help book.

R295 there with a very in-depth piece. Thank you.

There was not mention of an anal applicator for the meth, so I can only guess that they were doing raw rocks, which sounds uncomfortable and alludes to R304's suggestion that Chris enjoyed bare backing.

R315 makes the suggestion that there is a political element to this saga. Perhaps that's why TMZ are not touching the story?

R320 is right, Chris clearly had exceptional planning and organisational skills juggling anchoring, fisting and lighting duties.

One thing that bugs me about the lighting is Chris's credentials for setting them up.

Did he reach out to work colleagues in the lighting department for assistance in how to effectively light a fisting den?

R326 PLUS all the social media....Instagram, Facebook, Twitter...a constant output of videos, photos....

True R328

r276 -- Chris with a black eye and the pie splatted upside down on the plate.

Mai's reaction, when he came home from another tryst.

It is truly tragic we have lost the greatest multi-tasker of our time.

No task was too large or too small for Chris.

He could could effortlessly construct a massage table, whilst gracefully presenting a piece to camera on Glendale's's latest Taco restaurant.

He'll be sorely missed by the entertainment, electrical, construction and fisting communities.

r332 for wit and wisdom!

Did any of you guys ever see Chris and Mr Fister livestream any of their fisting antics on Chaterbate at all?

The guy was so risky...there must be videos out there somewhere.

Why would you think he would be worth more, r322? He wasn't earning any sort of mega-salary, he had a mortgage, taxes, insurance, tons of bills (living in LA is NOT cheap) a family to maintain, as well as his secret life. All that takes a lot of money and doesn't leave a whole lot leftover when there wasn't a huge amount to start with. That $400K is probably equity in the house as well as whatever retirement package he contributed to at work.

He was just a minor local celebrity without any of the financial perks that come with celebrity. And he wasn't on the air every day, he only anchored two days a week, Saturday and Sunday (and there wasn't a whole lot of news reporting done on the weekends). The rest of the time he filled in when a first string anchor was off for a day, did the occasional remote news report when the news day got busy, and his vanity show, Burrous Bites. Not a particularly exhaustive schedule.

Giving him ample time for his fisting activities.

R336 It just sounds a very small amount for an adult with a job in television to be worth. I'm from London which is more expensive than LA and any friends I have in the media are worth more than 400k. Are news anchor jobs in LA so badly paid?

R338 Name names.

Surely all those years of being ‘lit’ - in studio and on location - would have taught Chris how to handle a couple of disco lights.

R340 A man like Chris takes pride in his work.

I'm sure he wouldn't have wanted substandard lighting to have ruined the ambiance.

I recently met a guy at a bar in Denver who told me he is a "fisting escort" and he had the videos to prove it. Says business is booming. Never realized it was such a widespread practice. But I guess if you want to experience it, you want someone who knows what they're doing.

R342 How did he get into it?

r343, I didn't really ask. We were just chatting at a beer bust. He was a fairly young, nice-looking guy. One of his friends came up and they started talking and he showed us one of the video clips. He also had a day job, so it's not like that's a full time thing. I didn't really find the topic appealing, so I moved on. I do remember him saying that regular sex like oral or anal had no interest for him anymore, he was just into fisting.

[quote]r81 no-one starts taking meth by sticking it up their ass

Well, I'm sure I [italic]wouldn't[/italic] know.

[quote]r96 it's just some solidified powder. It's not like razor wire or broken glass, you highly-strung bitch.

The last words some of us may hear - -

r336, he was only a second string anchor at a local station (not even one of the major networks), so no, he did not make that much. Maybe in the very low 6 figures, but that's before taxes, etc. And then with his....extravagant lifestyle, he wouldn't be able to save very much. I doubt your friends in London have quite the expenses that Burrous did.

[quote]He claimed to be sick from "eating too much candy"

Here's a video of him lying about a tummy ache. This is from Nov 2017, apparently he's feigned illness a lot.

[quote][R342] How did he get into it?

slowly, with lotsa lube

According to Chris’ wife’s niece on Facebook, Chris and his wife had been separated for a year.

Neither of them told their 9-year old daughter about the separation. Don't know the details about whether or not Chris was still living at home and going through the motions of still being with his daughter's mother. Essentially lying to their daughter. Lies all round!

He was obviously living a double life all along. Once again, do not get others involved in your down low life. Unless a woman agrees to marry a closeted gay man, do not do this to anyone. Besides not all gay men are kinky, I'm not. I haven't ever thought about fisting being something pleasurable I want to experience.

I know a gay man married to a straight women. He did this to stay in the US, he's wealthy and paid her a decent amount of money for their arrangement. He owns a gorgeous brownstone, They continue to live together, yet live separate lives. She's always available when he needs her to attend business social events, she's an attractive woman and they appear to be an actual couple. They don't have kids. They've been married over 20 years.

Maybe because his life was so controlled and “open” to the public Chris needed that fisting/drug element just for himself.

"Neither of them told their 9-year old daughter about the separation."

Um, wouldn't a child notice if its parents were no longer living together???

I highly doubt the "niece's" account. Just a few months ago, Burrous, the wife (My Dough), and daughter went on a trip to Europe, many pictures of which were featured on the weekend news program. They were typical family shots, and My Dough was happy and smiling in all of them.

Fistin'! Fistin'!

Everybody's feelin' gay!

With meth

And Crisco

They're fistin' the night away!

“My Dough.” LOL

[quote]Um, wouldn't a child notice if its parents were no longer living together???

Did you READ my post?? Probably not throughly, that seems to be a thing here at DL. Reading comprehend is lost art.

I posted, "Don't know the details about whether or not Chris was still living at home and going through the motions of still being with his daughter's mother. Essentially lying to their daughter. Lies all round!"

It is assumed Chris was still living with the wife and daughter, yet involved in his secret life.

He had a career in TV in LA...

Forget his secret Gay-Meth-Fisting life, why couldn't Chris have a little lipo under his chin?

Tell me something, boy

Aren't you tired tryin' to fill that void?

Or do you need more?

Ain't it hard keeping it so hardcore?

[quote]I highly doubt the "niece's" account. Just a few months ago, Burrous, the wife (My Dough), and daughter went on a trip to Europe, many pictures of which were featured on the weekend news program. They were typical family shots, and My Dough was happy and smiling in all of them.

The niece's account could be 100% true. Just because Chris and wife wanted to keep their separation a secret from their daughter, they kept up the facade that they were still happily married. Straight men do that too. Do not ever assume anything.

I have a feeling, even if his wife knew she was married to a gay man, she had no idea how kinky his sex life was. Not all gay men are into S&M, fisting and meth. Chris was essentially a fucking perv. Again, do not get others involved in your sordid double life. Unless his wife was equally kinky, which seems doubtful, don't even bother marrying a straight woman. Or have a child.

The case report attached to the autopsy gave Burrous' address as the home he and the wife shared in Porter Ranch. If he was still living at that address, and they were "separated," then maybe he was occupying different rooms in the house (perhaps the garage conversion from when they turned the 3 bedroom 2 bath home into a 5 bedroom 3 bath home). I believe California law on separation changed a couple of years ago and no longer requires that someone physically move out of the house to be separated.

There was no followup to his death announcement on WPIX morning news. There was no mention whatsoever about the cause of death. A few of his former WPIX local NYC morning news colleagues still work there.

I vaguely remember Chris on WPIX in NYC, I do remember he was funny and that he wasn't there very long.

Not to mention how $$$ it is to live in LA. Any apartment that isn't a shit hole is going set you back close to $2000/month and rent goes up steeply from there. Porter Ranch is nothing special, but any stand-alone house in that part of the valley will cost you north of $650,000; just take a look at Zillow. That being the case, even if he and the wife were legally separated, it would make sense that he still lived with her in the home. My guess is that he was sneaking around behind her back, but who am I to care.

He bought his house for 350K in 2012

Some of us doubt the "relative's" account because this person is said to be an MD but didn't seem to understand how medical examiner reports work.

R363 Yes. It was a good deal - a short sale. And one estimate puts its value around $744K now - so a nice boost in equity.

And there is his net worth.

You’d think the coroner’s office would have redacted the poor guy’s home address before making the report public. Now it’s online for the whole world to see.

Built in 1959, 2100 SF, on a .26 acre lot. Bought for $370,000 in 2012, current value $742,000. According to Zillow. (looks pretty ugly from the pics.)

I’m always amazed at what people have to pay to live in CA.

I was going to say the exact opposite R367. It looks like a really amazing mid-century design to me. I have no doubt there are clerestory windows and vaulted ceilings. Nearby Granada Hills is well-known for its mid-century architecture.

We don’t know if they owned the house free and clear, R366. Some people borrow heavily against the value of their homes.

R367 Their address comes right up in "white pages" type listings and other databases like Spokeo - so it's hardly any kind of secret.

If he was still pushing the "happily married with child" image for his viewers (which looks to be the case), there is no way that Chris was legally separated. It would be too easy to find those public records and expose him as a fraud. If he and the wife had an "arrangement" - it was a secret one.

It shouldn’t be all doom and gloom - Chris probably would not want us to be such Debbie Downer.

So here’s an uptempo Number: ‘Get Loose’ by Ms Toni Braxton - bubbly and celebratory:

Is it true Chris' estranged wife was Asian?

idk, R368. It does nothing for me:

bleah

#3. yuck.

Chris lived in a split level! Why does this not surprise me?

Any truth to the rumor they had Key Parties on Hiawatha Court?

Whether you like the house or not, it's still The Valley Where that Slut Brooke Logan is from.

[quote]r356 Did you READ my post??

Legally separated spouses sharing a residence are unusual.

^^ in fact, continuing to live together would not constitute a true separation in many states.

[quote]Marital Separation is a type of relationship in which a couple lives apart from one another but are still considered to be legally married. In a marital separation arrangement, the couple can sometimes take actions that are reserved for divorced spouses, even though they retain the legal status of “married."

When I look at those pics, I see tall ceilings with great functional beams and some sleek walls of glass. Clearly the home needed some updating (what he did or didn't do - I don't know), but its has great bones if you like MCM architecture. Overall, it gives off a quintessentially southern California vibe that I love. I have seen FAR worse.

[quote]Overall, it gives off a quintessentially southern California vibe that I love. I have seen FAR worse.

That's exactly what Sandra said about Room 304 at the Days Inn...

It kind of takes special talent to make MCM look so drab and suburban but Chris and his family have succeeded in it.

Really, R384, Chris' heart was clearly not in renovating the family home

[quote]It kind of takes special talent to make MCM look so drab and suburban but Chris and his family have succeeded in it.

In fairness, once you've spent thousands on a portable disco lighting rig for fisting parties, there's probably little room in the budget to fix up the living room.

[quote]In fairness, once you've spent thousands on a portable disco lighting rig for fisting parties, there's probably little room in the budget to fix up the living room.

And you just know that Chris tried to turn every interview with a prospective contractor into a porno fantasy

I'm sure that he was constantly trying to impress the more handsome contractors with the shear size and number of tools that he could warm up in his own personal toolbox. Not to mention that laborers usually know the best meth sources.

There are portable massage tables and dj lights...umm...

R382 For $745,000 though? Really??

R389 Yes, his daughter Isabella has inherited them.

After a good wipe down with a damp cloth, she's popped them on ebay in an attempted to fund her boarding school fees for next year.

She's hoping to study at the My Dough Institute of Bearding (Timbukto Campus) where hopefully they've not heard about her dad's fisting fatality.

Are you interested in purchasing?

Not to mention that it is not located in a chic part of LA either, R390. That same home in Brentwood would run you closer to $5 million or so. California real estate is absurd. Of course NYC prices are even more ridiculous.

Is Porter Ranch considered part of the Valley?

[quote]Reading comprehend is lost art.

Oh, the irony!

Yes....and neither a "bad" or "nice" part of the valley. Just middle-of-the-road.

R395 No wonder Chris needed to escape it to the glamour of a Days Inn.

[quote]Just middle-of-the-road.

That's exactly how Chris managed to live his double-life on the down low

He stayed under the radar by being so "middle-of-the road"

Again, he wasn't actually a "celebrity", with mega-money who you'd expect to live a fashionable, trendy life. In reality he was just a dumb shlub from the Central Valley of California with an addictive personality and no impulse control, and he got in over his head indulging those impulses.

There's been a lot of judgemental comments in here.

Bottom bumping, meth fistees are still part of our community and I think we should really reach out to them.

Room at R374 spark joy. Big tidy.

Two fist up!

[quote]Bottom bumping, meth fistees are still part of our community and I think we should really reach out to them.

I think Chris was sufficiently “reached.”

[quote]Legally separated spouses sharing a residence are unusual. ^^ in fact, continuing to live together would not constitute a true separation in many states.

But if California used other states' standards, it would be difficult for many couples to "legally" separate given the costs of property and rentals. Not everyone has a relative or friend s/he can move in with. If the couple can live civilly enough under one roof while the marriage is being dissolved, it certainly saves a lot of money. They can resolve financial/property issues take the proceeds and go find a place to live. Why spend money on a second residence?

His mom had surgery last April

R402 Chris was staying away from home for 2 nights a week, so as to meet the seperation requirements.

On Mondays he'd stay at his ma's house. My Dough would make up traditional Korean dishes for him to take over like rotisserie dog.

On Friday night's he would chem up with Mr Fister at the Glendale Days Inn.

r403 Aw, that post made me sad. What an older middle class "scene". Placemats! Sweet.

R402, it’s not unusual for people who live in high-cost areas to divide up a house or an apartment into “his” and “her” areas when they legally separate.

[quote] Legally separated spouses sharing a residence are unusual. ^^ in fact, continuing to live together would not constitute a true separation in many states.

Apparently the law was changed in California a couple of years ago, and this is now allowed.

Skip to the part in the link with the heading: "Can my spouse and I live in the same house if we are legally separated?"

If Harvey Levin was doing his job, he would have asked Kunal Nayyar how he felt when the autopsy was released.

What was Mai Dong doing whilst Chris was chemmed up on Meth?

It’s sad that he couldn’t live an openly gay life. He was a cute, nice guy!

I wonder if his interest in hardcore kink and fisting naturally lead him to drugs and chem sex or was the fisting born out of heavy drug use and the need to continue to push the limits? It’s a real chicken or the egg question for me.

R397, Meryl knew.

If Chris had extensive rectal bleeding and bruising as per autopsy report, the wife must have picked up on it after previous assignations and been tuned in somewhat, right? He must have been in a good deal of pain for a few days after his encounters. How long could he explain it away as hemorrhoids or whatever excuse he came up with to explain perpetual ass pain?

[quote]It's really kind of amazing he was able to juggle all of that

It’s called Los Angeles hon, everybody has a double life.

R412 Chris wore an absorbent diaper at My Dough's residence.

It was only when he ventured out to the Days Inn, that he wore his leopardskin thong.

R391 According to the coroner’s report, the massage table was “covered with a glistening liquid” (I swear to god) so it’ll need a major cleaning before it’s resold.

R415 Perhaps they could use the money from the GofundMai account, to send Issabella on a carpentry and upholstery course?

She could hone her skills to bring back to life heavily soiled massage tables for the fisting community.

R412 Plus after a meth binge don’t you crash and burn for days afterward? How would poor Chris explain that to wifey? And his coworkers for that matter. Did anyone suspect anything, I wonder?

"glistening liquid" = "santorum"?

Crisco?

isn't crisco an ingredient in santorum?

Get your minds out of the gutter! It was Unicorn Essence.

Someone mentioned the prep required to fist, but it sounded as if the two were together in that room just for a little more than an hour before Chris dropped.

R417 He said that he suffered with sinus issues when he was on a come down.

[quote]Skip to the part in the link with the heading: "Can my spouse and I live in the same house if we are legally separated?"

"Legal separation" means just that -- it's a legal process that requires a decree, just like a divorce. And such a decree would be public.

I'll bet Chris wore a big ol' butt plug when he would sit at that anchor desk

Well first you tighten your fingers into a ball R343...

Butt plugs, hair plugs...a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do R425

actually no, you start with one, then two...then three etc etc etc

Checking Amazon now to see if FISTING FOR DUMMIES is in stock

A few days before his death with wife and kid and a bunch of Christmas trees.

R424, I don't think this case involved an actual separation. However, in many states you can be legally separated via a private agreement that is not filed with a court until you actually file for divorce.

To those of you wondering whether Chris was barebacking: Do you really think he’d ingest and inhale potentially dangerous drugs, take a fist up his ass, and generally behave recklessly, then suddenly exercise caution when getting fucked while high on meth? Of course he was fucking bare.

Is that mark on his face from the massage table or the mask?

Has that vile cunt Dan savage weighed in yet? Talk about people you wish would vomit into their S&M hood.

r431 Not in California.

[quote]Forget his secret Gay-Meth-Fisting life, why couldn't Chris have a little lipo under his chin?

And an upper blepharoplasty, among other procedures for which he would have been an excellent candidate.

According to the investigator's report accompanying the autopsy, the other guy in the room told police that "he was unaware that the decedent was a news anchor."

Yet, someone related to the family is trying to say they were best friends and/or lovers? That doesn't jibe.

The cherry-colored laminate floors are depressing. I hope Chris and his wife promptly replaced them

From this article written by someone who may be semi-illiterate or high, as the headline reads: "Los Angeles information anchor Chris Burrous useless after doable overdose, police say"

"The male he was with, who gave the impression to be a good friend of Burrous, was already giving the anchor help as first responders arrived, Glendale police Sgt. Dan Suttles mentioned, in keeping with KTLA. Suttles praised the good friend for serving to, saying he “fairly actually did an excellent job of attempting to render help.”

If only the fister had Mary-Kate Olsen on speed dial...

R448 The Christmas video he did at the home looked like the flooring is now white oak? It was hard to tell if it's wood or laminate due to the resolution. of the video, but the flooring is very different and the kitchen was totally remodeled as well.

^^^ R438

I just checked and, sure enough, the first page of the autopsy report reads just like the results of my last physical exam!

So, I should be on TV, right?

Rico thinks so. Don't you, Rico?

[quote]r410 It’s sad that he couldn’t live an openly gay life.

He made that decision on his own.

Dug his own grave, as it were.

R444 One fistful at a time

OK, I have a question, there is no way the unnamed dude was his one and only. Where are the other men he had sessions with? They could make some money coming forward. Is TMZ paying/protecting *everyone* off? That is a bit of a stretch...no pun intended.

He had really nice lips.

Omg.

There must be videos os his sexual escapades.

He didn't die because he was closeted, he died because he got carried away with his party favors.

He's beyond caring about his reputation, and whatever we decide about his sexual habits, he was a competent newsman with many fans.

The loser is the little girl, but only because he got carried away with his party.

[quote]He didn't die because he was closeted, he died because he got carried away with his party favors.

Exactly. The "closet kills" troll is an idiot. Plenty of men lead double lives. A happy marriage and some dick on the side. Whatever floats your boat.

Burros died because he engaged in some very risky behavior.

Yeah count me in as one who doubts the "cousin" and her having a medical degree or being at all knowledgeable about him and his extracurriculars. Why would a fucking m.d even weigh in on such an insane story? She acts like he was just a man who was being persecuted for his forbidden love. Nah, bitch, he was a risky motherfucker and his card got punched in a way that's not surprising, though it is humiliating.

[quote] there is no way the unnamed dude was his one and only.

There was a comment on the Variety story on how the poster met Chris through Adam4adam and was turned off by his use of poppers.

Thanks r453 Off to look that up now. Wow, he was turned off by poppers? How delicate.

I am rarely turned off by a bottom's use of anything as long as the agreed upon sex happens, I get to fuck some ass and then can promptly leave soon after. That said, there is a small subset of bottoms who literally almost asphyxiate on poppers-soaked rags - much like our unfortunate cutey Chris. I can think of one in particular and a second who both wore those "gas masks", huffed on soaked rags and freaked me out mid-fuck when them seemed to nearly pass out while bottoming. Asphyxiation is a fetish and somehow it seems that poppers play into that kink for many. Poppers alone are no biggie but passing out definitely is.

r455 You are a goldmine. I would love to hear your take on this whole thing.

Haha! There isn't much else to say on the matter really. One of the wildest bottoms that I ever met was once married (he was divorced by the time that we first fucked and by then had a bf), had a 9 yoa kid and loved to get gang fucked (raw, wrapped, any takers). I could post a pic but I won't. He owned a gas mask and supposedly wore it for anonymity reasons. The below pic shows the gear. At the end of the long breathing tube, he would insert a small rag or a big wad of cotton balls which he literally soaked with poppers. His usual set-up was to post a CL or A4A ad to attract as many tops as possible, secure a location (he used my house once) and get naked on all 4's - ready to take all cocks. The guy was gorgeous so there was always a revolving door of at least a dozen before the event ended. As the gang bang wore on, the lack of oxygen and massive inhalation of poppers left him virtually passed out - while getting gutted and used in way that the tops saw fit. Oh, he did get fisted at times as well. No meth was involved although he often smoked weed to pre-party. These events were always during the day as he was sneaking around behind his older, wealthy bf's back. I have no clue if they had an open relationship (they were swingers, that I do know). His behavior was somewhat similar to Chris I suppose. The second guy had a giant bubble butt and preferred one on one sex vs. groups. He also loved to wear a gas mask (no poppers) and preferred to smoke meth while fucking. Asphyxiation seemed to play a role for both (second guy liked being "choked", but I always refused to take part). When I asked about the mask, he claimed that he could pretend to be a wild drugged-up slut vs. the physicians assistant that he was in his professional life. That's all that I've got!

R457 Not much else to say? Well holy fucking shit, what you just posted was fantastic. I am sure you can find more to tell us (yes I am begging) to feed our beast!

This case was quite the eye opener for many of us...

Was Chris wearing a gas mask like the one pictured or a leather zippered S&M mask.

Inquiring minds want to know!

Calm down R456/R458. It's not Shakespeare.

Fuck off r461, you glum cunt.

well well well

Some of you bitches must have had Chris. SPILL!!!

It's pretty obvious Chris didn't wake up one day and suddenly start wanting hard-core PNP. So he'd been working up to it for some time. Do we think he's always led a double life? Was the marriage a total sham from his perspective just so he could find work?

R457 That mask is scary.

[quote]Checking Amazon now to see if FISTING FOR DUMMIES is in stock

Please get back to us. Grandma’s birthday is coming up soon.

Sounds like the only thing Chris was good at in life is bottoming.

R439 Thank you for the police report.

We still haven't identified Mr Fister yet. From that report it sounds like he's in the military, as the police commended him fir his service, having done a pretty good CPR job on Chris.

Does anyone else have any intel on The Mystery Fister?

It was Jeff Gannon.

r439 reads like the story Mark Twain translated into French, and then translated back into English...

Chris married in 2003, as W's gay bashing was darkening the land.

Also, Chris attended Chapman University, motto -- ὀ Χριστòς καì ἡ Ἐκκλησíα (Christ and Church)

The school was also one of Huell Howser's favorites.

The site referenced in r439's link is based in Kuala Lumpur, so they probably used Google Translate to translate their page into English, which explains the bizarre wording and syntax.

Could Mr Fister be senior law enforcement? They get CPR training, don't they?

Hence TMZ keeping clear of the story.

All cops and firemen get CPR training.. So do many people in companies who volunteer to be first aid givers.

R476 Great point.

Do we have any stats on whether Fisters are more likely to be a uniformed, than a blue or white collar worker at all?

I would say they're more likely to have a uniformed or military background because of that hole sub-dom thing going on?

More likely to be someone in the food service industry. Aren't all California restaurant servers required to know CPR?

The fister was asking the person on the 911 call how to administer CPR. He had no idea how to do that.

I'm disappointed by our resident Nancy Drews who don't stick to the facts..

They are really stretching it.

[quote]The fister was asking the person on the 911 call how to administer CPR.

And did such a good job for a newbie that the cops complimented him.

Or else the police were currying favor with a personage.

^^ The cops did not compliment him on his CPR skills. They commented on the fact that he called in the overdose, stayed with him and attempted aid. THAT was the comment.

I posted this on another thread but here it is again. We will likely know little about the fister as he is protected by law by providing aid to someone overdosing.

R482 Is it usual Glendale police proceedure to provide anonymity to Fisters in this scenario?

Don't judge Mister Fister for his CPR skills, or lack thereof, R479. Have you ever tried to dial and hold a phone in one hand, check your patient for gallstones with the other, [italic]and[/italic] perform CPR at the same time?

Unless you're a Hindu goddess, please stop.

*giggles*

Which is more important?

Extracting your hand from a deceased fistee's butt hole, dialing 911 or attempting CPR?

Something's gotta give in that scenario.

R583 I'm in California, and It's my understanding that unless the district attorney looks at a case and decides to file criminal charges, then the identity of witnesses (like the other guy in the room here) would be concealed and redacted in the police report. .. One time I was personally involved in a potential lawsuit, and I went to the police to get a copy of the report, and even though I was directly part of the case, what they gave me was so redacted that it was basically useless, and that's the reason they gave me at the time.

R487 Thank you for that.

It's disappointing that whilst we know that the fister was competent at giving CPR, his identity remains a mystery.

Do anyone have pictures of Chris's funeral?

Perhaps we could examine those to see if we can identify they mystery fister as a celebrant.

I hear that fisters often attend funerals. That's why the cops attend funerals and conduct surveillance.

What are they surveilling R489?

Don’t forget that in the early reports it was said that the fister/companion was ‘known to the police.’

R491 That is very cryptic. So it could be anyone from a hooker to the Mayor?

I really want to see the police open up more.

^ It was noted Los Angeles cop, Sgt. Joe Friday

I think the early reports were addressing the fact that when the police first showed up to the room, they immediately knew it was Burrous, as in "Everyone in L.A. knows Chris!"

Yeah, I think it's pretty obvious now when they say Mr. Fist was "known" they meant known like they knew Burrous.

Why is the fisters identity being kept secret?

That's only been explained about 75 times on this thread r497

The sleuths at the datalounge detective agency need to find his identity!

According to the investigative report included with the autopsy, the detectives indicated that the other guy in the room did not know Chris was a news anchor.

If that's true, then I doubt the other guy is any kind of publicly-known personality himself.

R500 an out of towner then? Everyone watches their local news at least once.

Someone, somewhere has to know. EMTs don't get paid enough to keep their mouths shut.

Supposedly, the companion had been with Chris before. Of course he knew what he did.

Or, if you believe the cousin, they were "soul mates." So I think the person had an inkling Chris was on TV.

The "fister" has not been charged with any crime, so why would his name be made public anyway? No matter who he is or who he isn't - he has a right to his privacy and it sounds as if he did his due diligence and attempted to resuscitate Chris who was OD'ing due to his own careless behavior. His death was not caused by fisting. Also, R497 see R498. R500, it is likely that Chris wore a mask in an effort to stay anonymous.

R502 That discrepancy is one of the reasons I don't give much credence to the so-called cousin.

[quote] Supposedly, the companion had been with Chris before. Of course he knew what he did.

I wouldn't necessarily assume something like that between Grindr hookups. They weren't in that hotel room to swap life stories.

The fister not knowing that Chris was a somewhat famous news anchor is as believable as them only having hooked up 4 times prior to the disco lights meth party.

R503 weren’t they high on meth isn’t that still illegal? We MUST know this fister!

The information in the police report and coroner’s report came from the fisting top. Mister Fister might have given unreliable information to the cops in order to reduce his culpability in Burrous’ death. For example according to the fisting top, Chris shoved the two meth rocks up his own anus. I think given the gimp mask and the drugs and the massage table it is unlikely he could have done that. Much more likely that the anonymous fisting top inserted the rock candy into Burrous’ rosebud. But that could have gotten him into trouble for administering an overdose. So he lied. As for how well he knew Chris, he might have misled the cops on that too.

When Playgirl man of the year Dirk Shafer died of an overdose in 2015, he was found in the passenger’s seat of his own car with his shorts halfway down. It was obvious Shafer died elsewhere and the body was redressed and moved so that the GRINDR trick he was partying with when died wouldn’t be implicated. This fisting top guy at least stuck around and tried to resuscitate Chris and then called 911.

why wouldnt life insurance pay out? It was an accidental death and one of the contributing factors was his hypertension/heart? True it was an unusual death but that doesnt matter.

Also, the other guy in the room acted heroically and did what he could to save a life.

My other comment, is the one photo that looks like it was taken by a fan at a car wash showed the victim casual and off duty from the tv cameras and he was a lot less attractive I see the paunch in that photo and it isnt surprising he had the health problems that he did. I dont remember reading if he was on high blood pressure meds or not?

It wouldn't be the first time a KTLA anchor was hooking up with a sitting LA mayor.

He stuck around because he was the one who stuck the meth rocks up the anus , he felt guilty.

He stuck around because he was the love of Chris' life!

[quote] Mister Fister might have given unreliable information to the cops in order to reduce his culpability in Burrous’ death.

While that could very possibly be the case, it sounds like the police are going with his statements and aren't pursing the matter. They've had two months to check up on him.

When you think about it, it's an amazing feat merely to be able to call the police on a smartphone with your hands covered in lube.

BTW that's the glistening liquid referenced in the report.

Do you think Chris was on PrEP?

I asked Sandra on Reception if she knew who the mystery fister was, but she was tight lipped. I flashed her my black President's Club Day's Inn loyalty card, it allows me access to their inner sanctum and all you can eat peanuts, but she remained unmoved.

Either Mr Fister is very high up in the Days Inn management hyarchie and Sandra fears for her career, or he's already bought Sandra's silence and is uber wealthy. One or other Sandra needs to be proved further.

[quote]He stuck around because he was the one who stuck the meth rocks up the anus , he felt guilty.

If it could be proven that Mr. Fister was the one who shoved the rocks up Burrous' ass, he would no doubt be charged with manslaughter (at the very least), as was the case with the whore who administered the fatal drug overdose to John Belushi. She would have skated, but the greedy bitch sold her story to the National Enquierer, and was subsequently sent to prison. Of course it's apparent that Mr. Fister was the inserter, but no one can ever prove it, I'm sure.

I wonder if My Dough has collected her GoFundMai $$$ yet?

R516 maybe there is video evidence? These fisting freaks usually like to record everything.

We should be careful girls, seems like Dragon Lady already managed to have one of the Chris Burrous threads on LSA deleted.

R517 I think we can safely say that any video is under lock and key in the Glendale police safe.

The only time that is seeing the light of day is at their Christmas party.

"BTW that's the glistening liquid referenced in the report."

just a guess.......santorum?

R518 She had that closed down because LSA weren't very generous in donating to Isabella's Vietnamese College Fund.

The generosity of DLers raised twice as much as stingy LSAs. We raised 58ç.

The real question is...what are we going to use for the title of Part 4?

R522 You need to choose wisely in case My Dough cottons on to the thread.

How about” I love Rock-in-Hole so put another fist in my jukebox baby!

[quote]The real question is...what are we going to use for the title of Part 4?

"Fisting the Night Away"???

As an interlude, here's a little fisting humor:

While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?' To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'

'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.

The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'

'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'

'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole? ' he asked.

'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'

I like the idea of My Dough being in the title

[quote]The real question is...what are we going to use for the title of Part 4?

BURROUS' BITES—ENJOY THE BEST STUFFING IN GLENDALE

Is My Dough litigious?

I'd hate her to find anything that demeans Chris's high standing further in the fisting community.

[quote]Days Inn management hyarchie

Oh, dear!

Listen Mai is a victim here along with the daughter and the day Chris died is the day that his salary stopped. Plus it was two days after Christmas.

Regarding Mr. Fister being “known to police”. It is possible that the gentleman was a paid escort. Married men and high profile public figures (even local news anchors) need discretion. GRINDR is for no strings hookups but escorts do advertise on hookup sites. Especially ones with special kink skills. Another reason for our mystery man to be known to police.

Next thread title suggestion:

My Dough and Chris Burrous: Hell Hath No Fury Like a Fistee’s Wife Scorned

I've lived in the LA area for 31 years and had never heard of Chris Burrous until this incident. But then I avoid local newscasts like the plague.

Well then, there you go…

This fisting sounds like something the mister and I may enjoy

They weren't on a giggly coffee date, hun. It was a PNP Grindr hookup.

R536 Get with the program.

This was a well established fisting couple, who knew each other inside and out.

R537 That’s deep.

When he came home and told me that he was rear ended, I thought he meant the car.

R539 Are you sure?

Chris was punctilious and always made sure he had his lights on.

After watching the post-Chris KTLA Morning News, I realized for me, many of their male anchors look alike and all act the same way.

Do you think that there are more fistees out there in regional newsrooms then R541?

His playlists “My asslips aren’t sealed” “I just died on your fist tonight”

Chris meant the world to me.

I'll never wash that hand again.

This thread will live forever in DL infamy. Lol

R545 We like to open DLers up to a wide circle of things.

At least Chris died doing what he loved...having fun and loving it.

Mrs Mai Dough Burrous most definitely knew what her husband was into.

Women like mothers always know.

Being bi/gay...in the closet or down low did not kill him.....the DRUGS did!

the only innocent victim is the young daughter...perhaps when she turns 21 she will write a book and then sell the movie rights

i always thought he was kinda cute and considered him kinda vanilla...butt who knew?

Who was supplying Burrous with his meth and GHB?

R548 Maybe it was the fister, and that is why he was “known to police”?

Methy Affairs:: The Chris "Rocky" Burrous Story

Part IV title: The Burrous Bump. When one rock of meth is not enough and you need a second one for the full effect.

I still like ‘Fisting The Night Away.’

I suggest: "A Meth-Ode to His Madness"

The Mysterious Mister Fister: A DL Whodunit

How about that song by Mister Fister, "Broken Sphincter".

I'm assuming he got that middle name as a result of being born around the time the movie of that name was popular.

A Perry Mason Mystery: The Case of the Killer Fist Bump

R549 Doubtful. Otherwise they probably would have held the guy and pursued a drugs charge or parole violation against him.

And where are people coming up with the idea that the companion was "known to the police"? In the original reports, Detective Suttles said it was Burrous who was known to them, saying "those on scene recognized the news anchor right away, because everybody knows Chris."

I figured it was because his parents had a premonition he would one day shove rocks of meth up his ass, R556.

Do you think his anus fell out post morterm.

[quote]The fister not knowing that Chris was a somewhat famous news anchor is as believable as them only having hooked up 4 times prior to the disco lights meth party.

Wasn’t he just a weekend anchor on an independent station?

Crazy Days and Nights

Blind Items Revealed #2

January 17, 2019

I doubt the Coroner will ever make public is how all the drugs were administered to this deceased news anchor. It was not orally or intravenously or via nasal passage.

(Their comments were like ours...)

r581 KTLA is not your run-of-the-mill independent station (and it's not independent - it's a CW affiliate.) It has a VERY long and storied history in LA broadcasting.

[quote]I asked Sandra on Reception if she knew who the mystery fister was, but she was tight lipped. I flashed her my black President's Club Day's Inn loyalty card, it allows me access to their inner sanctum and all you can eat peanuts, but she remained unmoved.

I gave Sandra a $50 - she offered me some stale pastries and some frozen orange juice.

Born, raised, and still living in Los Angeles, my impression is that KTLA is one of those local stations that one ALWAYS watches for news or one NEVER watches for news. My sister is the former, while I am the latter. And I could understand how someone from L.A. didn't know who Burrous was. I just looked at the list and photos of their 54 on-air personalities at their website, and I only recognize six of them - only because they used to work at other stations in town.

On the flip side, R565 (and R561)...... KTLA isn't some podunk independent station in a mid-major market. It is the oldest commercial t.v. station in Los Angeles -- the country's second largest t.v.market, pop. 5,276,000. KTLA's Morning News (both the Weekend News which Burrous anchored, and the Weekday News on which he "filled-in" as a substitute anchor), as well as their 10 pm broadcast, completely DOMINATE the CBS/ABC/NBC/FOX affiliates, in the ratings.

R566 Just to clarify, I'm not trying to imply that KTLA is a podunk station. Though I don't watch it for news, I fully aware of it's historical fame with the likes of pundit George Putnam and it's famous Telecopter.

The Fister

[quote]r466 That mask is scary.

I wouldn't want to wear a mask during sex ... to me, good sex is often SWEATY sex. You're (hopefully) putting some effort into it.

I don't even like wearing a paper face mask when I'm crawling around under my house looking at wiring. I can't imagine being trapped in a full head mask throughout an entire sexual encounter.

Ick.

Tangent: KTLA was the first station ever to go wall-to-wall with breaking news. Kathy Fiscus was the original kid that fell down a well (so many imitators later!) and KTLA had a remote crew at the well for 24 hours, which was a novelty and a new thing then.

I think they should've gone 'round the clock at the Glendale Days Inn, since it was another unfortunate incident with a gaping hole.

Has ktla Mentioned how he died?

[quote]r479 The fister was asking the person on the 911 call how to administer CPR. He had no idea how to do that. I'm disappointed by our resident Nancy Drews who don't stick to the facts..

[italic][bold]The Case of the Incompetent Fister: A New Drew Mystery

@KTLA

Johna Martinez-Meth was convicted of smuggling a fatal dose of methamphetamine to a NorCal inmate

Briefly, R471. The anchor said it was a drug OD and that it was “disappointing and disturbing.” And one other ‘d’ word but I forgot what it was. That was about it. None of the lurid details.

Dickmatizing?

Disappointing, disturbing, and DILATED

R574 figures if it was a different z list “ celeb” they would have.

"Difficult, disturbing, and disappointing". Those were the words used in the official station on-air statement.

Has Judd Nelson been questioned?

was chris partial to BBF?

If Mr. Fister was truely a close “friend” my bet is he is one of the 100 people Chris followed on instagram. He followed a man Jose that is definitely gay.

Could be kinda_homeless guy on instagram also.

There’s always Fists Across America from Ab Fab!

rr76

[italic] [bold] Disappointing, Disturbing, and DILATED: The Chris Burrous Story [/bold] [/italic]

Only on Lifetime

and Depilated!

Well, no one knows what the hell a "trashbox" is. OP must be ancient.

how do we know it was a.....person?

"Burrous’ companion was cooperative throughout the investigation and no foul play is suspected in his death."

Sounds like Burrous was definitely a doucher and not into heavy soiling brown play.

[quote] It is the oldest commercial t.v. station in Los Angeles -- the country's second largest t.v.market, pop. 5,276,000.

Where did you get that number from, and what is it supposed to represent? LA County alone has twice that many people, and the metro area is even larger.

Th way I see it, I think that both the cops and even Harvey Levin would be reticent to reveal The Fister's name. It is so uncommon for a person to call 911 when someone they are doing drugs with(even rarer when they supplied the drugs) ODs, they would not want to do anything which could result in members of the public making a quick exit in future ODs. I can't put my finger on it, but I have the strongest feeling that there is an intriguing reason behind TMZ not covering the story. It could bee because Harvey knew him in the biz or socially, but I think it could be a little more close to home.

Are there any Fisting Aficionado social groups in LA?

[quote]r590 I can't put my finger on it...

That's what the Fister said - -

[quote] ... but I have the strongest feeling that there is an intriguing reason behind TMZ not covering the story.

An in-depth article on TMZ at Buzzfeed a few years back said that multiple sources told them that TMZ generally had a hands-off policy to steer clear of anyone-anything related to Telepictures Productions. .. So maybe the other guy has something to do with Telepictures or one of its other shows.

Perhaps the Fister was Thing?

Is it possible that someone told Mister Fister that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, and he got it all wrong?

There's a finger pointing at Mr Fister for sure.

Mr Fister deserves nothing but love for staying with Chris and trying to save him.

Will Mr Fister need counselling for his traumatic experience? PTFD is a real worry.

I'd be really concerned that he didnt open up to someone.

I’m a top - I don’t use recreational drugs - but if they’re someone else’s thing - whatever! - however...

I’ve been horny and hooked up with guys online and turned up at theirs - to find them wired off their tits. I should’ve just left - and sometimes I do - but if they’re hot - and they wanna get fucked! - then I’ve just stayed and done the deed.

But at the back of my mind - always wonder what the fuck I’d do if someone passes out or something? I mean - it’s years since I’ve done a first aid course! - and I’m scared I’ll be clueless and not be much help - other than to call an ambulance.

Went to a group session a few years back - a twink and his middle aged bearish daddy were hosting - few others there as well - i think the bear had been using crystal - and was huffing poppers like there was no tomorrow. Then he collapses and starts having what looks like convulsions - and all the others are standing there watching - dumbstruck. I’m like - help me! - and I dragged him up and slapped his face a couple of times and he revived enough so I could get him to the bathroom and put him under a shower. He soon was ok - but what if he hadn’t been?

I grill trade beforehand now - and if they’re on meth - no matter how cute they are! - I make excuses and bail. Too hard!

R594 ya mean Colon?

R598 makes a great point about pre-screening trade for drug use.

I would go further and say sites like Grindr should run local first aid courses to mitigate their liability in situations like Chris's demise.