Let's cast the Jussie Smollett movie

Kevin Hart IS Jussie Smollett!

Are you blind, r1?

LOL @ R1!

How about director....I think Paul Verhoeven could do the story justice (seriously) .

R1 No the short brother is almost a dead ringer for Kevin Hart....Hart would have to bulk up though.

Jaboukie Young White could definitely play Jussie.

Rebel Wilson IS the Subway sandwich!

Mario Lopez as our boo Rob Elgas

Chrissy Metz as Jussie's delayed flight

Screenplay by Dustin Lance Black

This needs to be a Tyler Perry comedy.

Rome Flynn as jussie

Scarlett Johansson as both Nigerian brothers

Let's cast Jussie as Jussie. It will be the role of his lifetime.

Liam Neesom can play the Nigerian brothers.

The whole Smollett family should be Trans actorx.

So you're all saying this isn't important enough for an entire season of American Crime Story?

Ellen Page and Kristen Stewart as the owners of the Crafty Beaver.

Zoe Kravitz can play Gabby Sidibe.

Don Cheadle as Frank

The actor who plays Nate on HTGAWM should play the Chicago Police Commissioner. Let's make him hot.

Ving Rhames as Eddie Johnson, Chicago Police Superintendent

[quote]For Robin Roberts we could get that butch girl the Robin Thicke divorced

This trans actress from Pose looks just like Robin Roberts. She could play her

No she doesn’t

Or maybe Jennifer Beals?

AnnE Hatheway can play Kamala Harris

And I'm thinking Chaz Bono as Jussie. He's got the range.

Calvin Tran of Project Runway should play the Subway sandwich artist. His only line would be, "Oh here go hell come."

A Beluga whale can play Gaby Sigourney.

Maybe Darrin Criss will come back and play gay. He can play Jussie, but without the shoe polish on his face.

The part of Chrissie Metz singing at Jussies sentencing can be played by a manatee.

Al Sharpton can play the fat black dudes that lost a ton of weight and now looks anorexic, I mean Lee Daniels.

He just got fired from the tv show

Seth Rogen as the Subway sandwich artist

Melissa McCarthy as the token dyke standing behind the Chicago Police superintendent during the news conference

R35 Excuse me, please see R18!

Liza Minnelli as herself, for no particular reason.

Idris Elba can play both soon to be deported Nigerian brothers.

This has a RuPaul’s Drag Race skit written all over it. And so, naturally, Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman will play Jussie.

The Nigerian brothers will be played by Bob and Monet.

Sharon Needlea is Ann Coulter claiming all hate crimes are hoaxes.

Bob is also Kamala because, let’s be honest, he is the only person with a brain in the cast. Except...

Bianca is Judge Judy, inserted for entertainment purposes.

Trixie can be Jurnee Smollett dressed as a clown because that’s all Trixie can do.

Bob reprises the role of Cookie. Bob is working overtime this week.

The lanky rapper brother from Empire is played by Naomi. The hot bipolar bodybuilder Empire brother is played by Chi Chi cuz Chi Chi has a hard man’s body. None of the Empire characters are in the skit because no one has watched Empire for four seasons and no one remembers the show.

The pit crew play the cops, obviously.

Brent Corrigan makes a cameo for the web-only prison rape scene.

How about the guy who played Elvin on the Cosby Show. He looks very young for his age. (Jussie would be PISSED if an actor twice his age were cast as him.) And, he's probably looking for a gig that will allow him to quit his job at Trader Joe's.

Sean Hannity played by Kevin Costner.

I say cast the most effeminate, middle aged, soft-bodied guy and make him out to be a total weakling fairy. I have a feeling nothing in life would upset Jussie more than seeing himself depicted that way.

Michael Avenatti as Mark Geragos in the role he was born to play

R9 only the third DL post in 11 years that actually caused an audible guffaw from me.

Unfortunately it was during a "serious" corporate meeting.

Michael Alig as the homeless man in front of the Chicago police station.

Jussie is such a complex character that only Meryl could pull it off.

I want Lola Falana to play Taraji P. Henson

Christian Bale !

LuAnn de Lesseps in blackface man drag as Jussie would be meta-nutso.

Tone down the makeup a little and cut the hair, and Queen Latifah IS Don Lemon.

Where do I fit in? What about my oppression?

I don't know who this guy is, but he can play the hot version of Jussie.

R44 That's such an honor, thanks! I love "concocting a Smollett". Smollett is going to make it into the dictionary at some point, and not for any reason deluded Jussie might have hoped for (and you know he did.)

"He Jussied the police."