Neighbor keeps letting her car out at all hours and it’s making me horny. I can't help leaving paw prints all over the car. What can I do to get my neighbor to stop tempting me like that? I was thinking about burning her house down, but now I'm having second thoughts. Advice?
My neighbor's car is irrestible to walk on
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 22, 2019 12:18 AM |
Park the car in the shade, dummy.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 21, 2019 1:18 AM |
Watch out for traps
And trolls
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 21, 2019 1:21 AM |
Salt and fat
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 21, 2019 1:23 AM |
I love you, Cat/OP.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 21, 2019 1:24 AM |
0/10
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 21, 2019 1:29 AM |
Don’t take any wooden mice.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 21, 2019 4:03 AM |
Op, you have styled your official title incorrectly as simply -Cat. A proper cat would refer to himself as -The Cat
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 21, 2019 4:05 AM |
I had respect for the intelligence cats until I read OP's thread. You are one dumb motherfucking cat.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 21, 2019 4:09 AM |
Start peeing and shitting on the car. Every day, several times a day.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 21, 2019 4:11 AM |
Everything looks better on fire, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 21, 2019 4:13 AM |
Get in his front seat to piss, Cat.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 21, 2019 4:27 AM |
Work your claws into her front tires until they develop a slow leak. When Bitch Neighbor has a fatal blow out at high speed on the Interstate, no one will link it back to you.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 21, 2019 4:50 AM |
Start gnawing on the brake lines immediately.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 21, 2019 5:00 AM |
Don't fight the feeling. OP! Hang 20 and car surf on that bitch!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 21, 2019 5:26 AM |
My cat has done that to my neighbors expensive car, I feel bad about it but she never complains, bless her.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 21, 2019 5:32 AM |
Got any more ideas for songs, love? Do call me.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 21, 2019 10:06 AM |
Thanks for all of the support. I walked on her car again last night and felt guilty afterward... so I went back and crapped on the front seat. Maybe the owner will get the message and put the car somewhere where it doesn't tempt me into sin every single night.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 22, 2019 12:08 AM |
R17 Are you an unfixed male? If so, please spray. That way she will understand that the car is partially yours and immediately become more respectful. You simply need to properly mark it as your territory.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 22, 2019 12:18 AM |