Take a look at this $28 Million apartment on 57th Street (NYC)

I'd tell Ryan to put the chain on the door and give me a private showing.

It's funny seeing him away from Million Dollar Listing, isn't it? He's not as made up. More of a mess.

I love his sleazy-classy suit and he's very cute.

Yes, I love a guy in a slightly ill-fitting sleazy suit.

"SO...what do you think if the apartment?"

"Take off your suit Ryan, bolt the door and I'll tell you!"

The constant shaking of the camera is so annoying, why do people think this is necessary? If you have to shake the camera around to add interest, the content of your video is probably shit anyways so just don't bother.

The only thing that really grabs me is the pool...and Ryan, of course.

MY idea of a good Manhattan view is NOT from above.

Billionaires row. So many people in Manhaattan are millionaires. Especially in that part of town.

sorry, I meant Billionaires' Row.

All these millennial-narrated videos have the same way of talking, Vox Speak (as perpetuated by Vox videos on YouTube). The same phrasing with a long pause before the end of sentences for effect, vocal fry, questions as statements.

He is just so cute!

Make up and all.

To be honest, I could live there. I have acrophobia, and I would need tranquilizers to be able to live there. And yes, Ryan is very cute. I've never seen him before. What a fine jaw line.

He’s delish.

No one commented on the actual apartment!

I could never live up that high - when the went right to the glass to see the view of Central Park my stomach actually sunk. And there’s no way I could ever sit in that glass-roofed solarium - I’d be in a fetal position

You'd feel like you were living on a plane.

It's a nice space, but couldn't live to far up in case of a fire. I would only go as high as jumping safely would afford.

R10, I had to stop watching after about 20 seconds for that reason. "Real-i-tor," "reckinize," "West Fitty-Sevent Street." I'm out.

I love that OP has declared Ryan a “mess” when he’d never get within a mile of Ryan.

So r18 lives in basements and is proud of it!

Thanks for saving me the trouble, R10.

Ryan doesn’t know the difference between the words “less” and “fewer,” but will still make off with a massive commission when the place sells. Fucking real estate agents.

R21 Yes, you can certainly have that take away, if you so wish, because you can always jump outside of a basement.

R23 I don't know how real estate agents can justify their fees. You put the advert up on a few sites (including sites in Russian and Chinese), get the word out to some brokers, get your marketing department or PR agent to get some of these articles / videos out, and do a number of walk throughs. It will be a million dollar commission if he sells it, but did he really do a million dollars worth of work?

Plus the real estate agents charge you for advertising! The advertising is what does the bulk of their work for them. Gone are the days when they do the ring around for buyers on their books.

Ryan's ass isn't worth $28 million. But I sure would love to do very dirty things to it. His naked booty is my screen saver actually.

The dining chairs are hideous - I don't care if they are Minotti, Holly Hunt, Roche Bobois, vintage Paul Evans, whatever, etc. I hate them.

You can get a tan in the solarium room between... May and September if the weather holds. And you share a pool? Cute.

So Mary herself will pocket at least 400k if she sells it?

How did she get a listing like this?

Or for $26 million buy a palace on the beach in Malibu. I would actually choose a much less expensive, likely even better ocean-front home in Malibu, Palisades or South Bay - but you get the picture....

[quote]No one commented on the actual apartment!

Don’t you have any tasteful friends?

[quote]Ryan doesn’t know the difference between the words “less” and “fewer,” but will still make off with a massive commission when the place sells. Fucking real estate agents.

He's had to show that fucking place for a whole year already. God, the boredom!

[quote]So Mary herself will pocket at least 400k if she sells it? How did she get a listing like this?

Because he's built a repuation for being able to shift high end properties like this.

I find it tacky. And as others have said, living that high up? Nope.