Would you suck CBS2 Chicago reporter Charlie De Mar off

How do you know I haven’t?

Is he Mormon OP? He looks like every Mormon guy I have ever known.

Is it to get scoops on Jussie before they go public?

very pretty and interesting that he gets to a huge market (3rd in the country) like chicago only 7 years after graduating from college??!

Too Mormon looking for my taste.

He looks like Wayne Newton after his umpteenth face lift and a chin implant.

He can sit on my face.

Considering my current dry spell, absolutely. But aside from that - he's a little too "pretty" for my liking.

He looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid in that picture.

He looks unpleasantly vacant in that pic. He’d have to be face down for me to get turned on.

Too cherubic

That is such a poorly constructed subject header, OP. Shame on you.

I'll take this Philly CBS reporter, thanks

WHET Naked News?

That’s quite the split-infinitive, OP.

Yaas

No he looks like one of those awful Paual Deen photoshop covers for her magazine.

Can we see him naked? The face looks doable, but one can’t decide based on face alone.

R10 LOL

No, because he's cross eyed, but if he were on all fours, I'd probably fuck him - then I wouldn't have to see his face.

P.S. - Learn English, OP.

This is a better picture. I would suck him off

He has a very soft, womanly face.

OP, using correct English the question is …. "Would you suck off CBS2 Chicago reporter Charlie De Mar."

Sent him a link, OP. You're welcome.

cfdemar@cbs.com

I like Mormons, and I'll be in Chicago in May to attend International Mr. Leather....so call me Charlie!

R24 thank you! Why is everyone saying he looks like a Mormon? Am I missing something?

I've noticed that news personalities never look that great in their glamour shots. Why is that?

I agree...he does look Mormon.

He looks like my cousin Caroline.

He's fantastic,

Made of plastic,

Microchips here and there…

Hey I have seen some really handsome Mormons. But why are you stereotyping a religion? You would have a shit fit If anyone did that about other groups or the d l beloved m.

^Some people just look Mormon, Turtle Princess. They might not actually be Mormon, but they look like they are.

Is he going to give me the news or sell me a condo?

Some people can get a thrill

Sucking off any Philly swill

Thats OK for some people who don't know their alive!

Some people can thrive and bloom

Watching trade in their living room

Thats peachy for some people of one hundred and five!

Another verse, please, R35.

[quote] their alive!

I still don’t understand how he looks like a Mormon? I mean Jews have curly hair and big noses but Mormons don’t have that do they? I googled Mormons and they all look really white. But what’s so different about that?

Mormons are slightly inbred.

He looks like Mike Pence. So, no.

His instagram. Im sure he's a nice guy and I probably would but he has an odd face.

Mormons are white and delightsome, R38.

They also have a burning in the bosom which manifests outwardly as a glow.

He looks like a killer doll.

Morman

[quote] He looks like a killer doll.

My name is Talky Tina, and I’m going to kill you.

I’ll bet his taint is clean as a whistle.

Brad Edwards wants everyone to know Charlie’s hole belongs to him. Back off, bitches!!!

[quote]Hey I have seen some really handsome Mormons. But why are you stereotyping a religion? You would have a shit fit If anyone did that about other groups or the d l beloved m.

Why are you stereotyping a religion? Asshole, that's exactly what YOU do in other threads to Muslims. In fact, you're so obsessed, you mention them in threads NOT about them.

Boy, you really are a scumbag. You're basically a Klan member asking why people hate white people.

He looks like he has too much baby fat and is not committed to his smile. Why would he choose that pic as his official pic? I would much rather take the guy who mastered his mirror selfie.

He looks embalmed or like a Vincent Price wax museum exhibit.

Some of his other, more candid pictures are actually very attractive, but yeah, he looks like one of those people who's not great at taking staged pictures. I've known truly stunning people in my life who look like absolute goons in staged pictures.

Fuck no. I’d sooner shave off my nipples with a cheese grater.

My wife, the actress, Coral Browne.

R48 go suck a camel on your praying rug. You are a treasonist.

When I was 16 I was very attracted to Will Spens ca.1982 he was on Channel 7 Eyewitness news in New York

I don’t get what his face has to do with me giving him a bj. Post dick pics, OP.

Yeccccchh.

So pretty... in an asexual way.

While OP’s title is stylistically klunky, it is grammatically correct.

“Suck off” is a two-part verb, with a verb (suck) and a preposition (off).

Think of the verb “pick up” in the same way. These two-part verbs can stick together or be separated by the direct object.:

I picked up this hot sailor. I picked this hot sailor up.

I sucked off this hot sailor. I sucked this hot sailor off.

¡EXCEPT!:

If the direct object is a pronoun, the two-part verb has to be separated:

I picked him up. NOT: I picked up him. I sucked him off. NOT: I sucked off him.

OP challenges us with a very long direct object with his potential fellatio recipient’s professional title thrown in, and while it is certainly a mouthful, perhaps like the newsman’s genitalia, it is not incorrect in a grammatical sense, and is in no sense a split infinitive, which, side note, is also completely grammatical.

You should have been complaining that the thread doesn’t in life a poll on sucking his pole. That’s OP’s true posting crime.

[quote] doesn’t in life

?

^ In life = include

Autocorrect on my phone and laziness in proofreading sinks me every time.

I wish I could say I had a dick in my mouth while dictating.

Charlie IS pretty.

Though I'd probably do Jeremy Ross and Rob Johnson first. THEN Charlie.

Oh and yeah, Brad Edwards too.

But CBS2 doesn't have as many hotties as WGN does....

He looks like Jared Kushner with blue eyes.

Yes. Duh.

as a chicagoan, this is our hottest male news anchor. i always thought he pinged but apparently he has a gf.

R66, you have horrible taste in men. Stop being fat.

[quote]I still don’t understand how he looks like a Mormon? I mean Jews have curly hair and big noses but Mormons don’t have that do they?

Oy vey.

[quote] I still don’t understand how he looks like a Mormon? I mean Jews have curly hair and big noses but Mormons don’t have that do they?

[quote] He looks like Jared Kushner with blue eyes.

So which is it: do they have curly hair and big noses, or do they look Jared Kushner?

Building on what the Rs 47 and 63 had to say, if you wanna try to score with a Chicago TV newsreader, Channel 2's Brad Edwards AND Channel 7's Jason Knowles are both gay and out.

Trust me on this one.

No I would not, OP. He looks like a sex robot.

No, because his nickname is Princess Tinymeat. I’m sure the pubes are daintily trimmed (or shaved completely off), and she has a year round tan. I’m guessing she would shriek…”don’t cum on my duvet cover” at precisely the wrong moment. No thanks…

R40 nailed it! I was almost going to say, "Maybe," but then I realized he indeed looked like a young Mike Pence!

Yup. Baby Pence.

He looks like the prototype for Mattel's Closet Queen Ken doll.

Actually, if you pasted a short, white-colored, butch-like hairdo over his real hair, he'd look like DeGeneres.

Let’s all go down on Charlie for a great job!!!

He’s boring. I expect him to try to sell me on the many advantages of a Mutual of Omaha investment plan.