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Post a comedy routine that made you laugh til you cried

Here mines.

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by Anonymousreply 73February 24, 2019 9:58 PM

U wan critoe jao?

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by Anonymousreply 1February 19, 2019 5:41 PM

Mmm, steak, mmm yummy..... (From a movie, but it is all her)

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by Anonymousreply 2February 19, 2019 6:00 PM

Try not to laugh!

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by Anonymousreply 3February 19, 2019 6:04 PM

I cannot locate it anywhere, but I used to have a stand-up video of Totie Fields after her leg was amputated, reading all the cards she got. "If the leg doesn't get laughs, put on an eye patch and pretend you are a pirate. Don Rickles" "Nice to see you back on your feet again. Dr. Scholl." She talks about getting her prosthetic and accidentally calling it a prophylactic. She noticed that her new leg had a squeak so her doctor suggested she get an oiling. They went to STP, got oiled, and she got a sticker on her leg. Truly funny, but sad because she passed away a short time later.

by Anonymousreply 4February 19, 2019 6:08 PM

Phyllis Diller, talking about her overweight mother-in-law.

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by Anonymousreply 5February 19, 2019 6:10 PM

Hysterical

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by Anonymousreply 6February 19, 2019 6:12 PM

Anne Bancroft’s finest comedic moment. This was part of a TV special she did. You will now understand Letterman’s Oprah, Uma, Uma, Oprah line from the Oscars.

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by Anonymousreply 7February 19, 2019 6:29 PM

Ali Wong on the perils of taking a dump at work and the perils of feminism

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by Anonymousreply 8February 19, 2019 6:32 PM

They have lots of good ones.

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by Anonymousreply 9February 19, 2019 6:40 PM

Schweddy Balls - SNL

I almost coughed up a lung watching this. The fun doesn't start until the 2:00 mark.

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by Anonymousreply 10February 19, 2019 6:42 PM
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by Anonymousreply 11February 19, 2019 6:52 PM

Eddie at his peak

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by Anonymousreply 12February 19, 2019 7:05 PM

I love Anna Russell's "How to Write Your Own Gilbert and Sullivan Opera." (She sings all the voices herself.)

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by Anonymousreply 13February 19, 2019 7:25 PM

Brilliant and hysterical. Gary Gulman. Gary recounts the thrilling tale of how postal code abbreviations came to be.

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by Anonymousreply 14February 21, 2019 11:24 PM

Katt on Michael Jackson

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by Anonymousreply 15February 21, 2019 11:28 PM

I love everything she does

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by Anonymousreply 16February 21, 2019 11:38 PM

Some of you are easily amused. Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 17February 21, 2019 11:52 PM

Yeah R17 - I didn’t find any of these that funny. And they are OLD. Anything from the 21st century?

by Anonymousreply 18February 22, 2019 12:55 AM

Dave Chappelle, Killing Them Softly.

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by Anonymousreply 19February 22, 2019 12:55 AM

R18, most of the stuff from this century has been de-humorized

by Anonymousreply 20February 22, 2019 1:14 AM

Roseanne's first time on the Tonight Show

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by Anonymousreply 21February 22, 2019 1:16 AM

Just a gif - but this gets me every time as I was a hairdresser in the 80s.

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by Anonymousreply 22February 22, 2019 1:28 AM

That’s very ........specific humor R22. Thanks for the explanation.

by Anonymousreply 23February 22, 2019 1:33 AM

Sorority Girls from Hell

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by Anonymousreply 24February 22, 2019 1:56 AM

Sebastian is hysterical.

by Anonymousreply 25February 22, 2019 2:04 AM

This is hysterical.

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by Anonymousreply 26February 22, 2019 2:05 AM

slightly off topic - but keeps showing up on YouTube page - I’m loving Derry Girls

by Anonymousreply 27February 22, 2019 2:13 AM

The early Kathy Griffin stuff always kills me. Allegedly was a great special.

by Anonymousreply 28February 22, 2019 2:24 AM

I fucking love Tom Segura. This clip at about 2:45 where he describes tv show COPS. The line "Dats Cricket!!!" kills me. Then when I have my breath back, he says "he come through here with Jellyfish".

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by Anonymousreply 29February 22, 2019 2:56 AM

Early Judy Tenuta

by Anonymousreply 30February 22, 2019 2:59 AM

Wanda Sykes

by Anonymousreply 31February 22, 2019 3:03 AM

Wanda is pure fucking talent. Love her

by Anonymousreply 32February 22, 2019 3:04 AM

Wanda

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by Anonymousreply 33February 22, 2019 3:08 AM

Ooops. Wanda...

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by Anonymousreply 34February 22, 2019 3:09 AM

Anthony Jeselnik

by Anonymousreply 35February 22, 2019 3:13 AM

Sinbad: Where You Been? I think us Elder Gays would appreciate this more. So frickin funny.

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by Anonymousreply 36February 22, 2019 3:15 AM

Yes, it's old, and not pc.

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by Anonymousreply 37February 22, 2019 3:16 AM

Sinbad: Where You Been?

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by Anonymousreply 38February 22, 2019 3:26 AM

Oops somehow I double posted Sinbad. Sorry. I mean it’s funny, but not that funny to keep posting.

by Anonymousreply 39February 22, 2019 3:28 AM

None of this shit is funny. Next.

by Anonymousreply 40February 22, 2019 3:37 AM

Her.

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by Anonymousreply 41February 22, 2019 3:38 AM

All I know is, this makes me laugh so hard:

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by Anonymousreply 42February 22, 2019 4:31 AM

R40 you have to take time to watch the videos. Some of these comedians are hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 43February 22, 2019 4:33 AM

Richard Pryor's heart attack - I heard this in one of his concert movies. It is a bit funnier when you can see his facial expressions. I laughed til I cried, then I was amazed I was laughing about someone's heart attack, then I laughed some more.

Man, I miss Richard Pryor.

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by Anonymousreply 44February 22, 2019 4:44 AM

Margaret Cho, of course

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by Anonymousreply 45February 22, 2019 4:58 AM

This one had me rolling back in the day.

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by Anonymousreply 46February 22, 2019 5:01 AM

Comedian re-writes Carrie Underwood’s “before he cheats” lyrics.....

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by Anonymousreply 47February 22, 2019 5:21 AM

Miss Millie Jackson holds forth regarding daytime television

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by Anonymousreply 48February 22, 2019 5:39 AM

R46 ROTFL

by Anonymousreply 49February 22, 2019 6:29 PM

Hey OP, that's funny. I don't know here but thanks.

I always loved the peaches song by Sandra. I am a almost eldergay and when I was young we all flocked to her live shows and laughed so hard. I think it kinda dates but she's a treasure in my book.

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by Anonymousreply 50February 22, 2019 6:49 PM

I also ADORE and worship Moms Mabley and LaWanda Page

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by Anonymousreply 51February 22, 2019 6:54 PM

LOL

Good one, OP.

by Anonymousreply 52February 22, 2019 7:27 PM

One of may:

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by Anonymousreply 53February 22, 2019 7:51 PM

many

by Anonymousreply 54February 22, 2019 7:51 PM

The artistry, the elegance of Miss LaWanda Page

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by Anonymousreply 55February 22, 2019 7:54 PM

SHEESH, eldergays, can you name a bit from THIS CENTURY?

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by Anonymousreply 56February 22, 2019 7:58 PM

SHAME ON ME!

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by Anonymousreply 57February 22, 2019 8:01 PM

This guy.

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by Anonymousreply 58February 22, 2019 8:01 PM

The Goons, from BBC Radio in 1957. A masterclass in timing and the long joke. First heard it 30 years ago, and still makes me giggle.

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by Anonymousreply 59February 22, 2019 8:04 PM

"See.. see how they walk? They walk with their butts real tight."

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by Anonymousreply 60February 22, 2019 8:04 PM

I Took A Gay Guy to Prom

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by Anonymousreply 61February 22, 2019 8:04 PM

Don't forget this old chestnut:

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by Anonymousreply 62February 22, 2019 8:07 PM

So, this happened.

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by Anonymousreply 63February 22, 2019 8:08 PM

r7 I love you

by Anonymousreply 64February 22, 2019 8:10 PM

From this century..

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by Anonymousreply 65February 22, 2019 8:12 PM

The best stand-up comedy show HBO ever produced - featuring Paula when she was still funny. Very, very funny.

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by Anonymousreply 66February 22, 2019 8:12 PM

Ace and Gary got it goin' on

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by Anonymousreply 67February 22, 2019 8:15 PM

I love my dead gay comic.

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by Anonymousreply 68February 23, 2019 7:33 PM

Granny

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by Anonymousreply 69February 23, 2019 7:42 PM

enjoy!

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by Anonymousreply 70February 24, 2019 5:23 PM

^shart?

by Anonymousreply 71February 24, 2019 7:32 PM

Susan Norfleet as Vicki Vivrette.

Priceless

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by Anonymousreply 72February 24, 2019 8:55 PM

A few of these were ok. Thanks

by Anonymousreply 73February 24, 2019 9:58 PM
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