I’ll be the dunce hat.
Let’s pretend we’re Jussie Smollett!!
by Anonymous | reply 90 | February 24, 2019 3:06 PM |
I'm the salad that everyone forgets.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 19, 2019 4:10 PM |
I'll be the word salad.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 19, 2019 4:14 PM |
I'm the meat in the Nigerien brothers sandwich
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 19, 2019 4:14 PM |
I’ll be the blue cheese salad dressing packet from the salad that was left laying unused on Frank and Jussie’s kitchen counter!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 19, 2019 4:23 PM |
I'll be the horribly tasteless, air filled Subway bread that everyone seems to forget is the real crime here.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 19, 2019 4:25 PM |
I am all the jack asses who rush to defend this moron. Can't talk too much now cause our mouths are stuffed with crow.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 19, 2019 4:29 PM |
I’m the letter from Subway offering a sponsorship.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 19, 2019 4:32 PM |
I'm the inconsiderate surveillance camera pointed in the wrong direction
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 19, 2019 4:32 PM |
I'm his stretched out O ring that comes from being pounded on all fours by two Nigerians.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 19, 2019 4:39 PM |
I’m the bitter disillusionment permeating from my pores as another hero turns out to have feet of clay.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 19, 2019 4:50 PM |
I'm the Kamala Harris intern packing his things.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 19, 2019 5:08 PM |
I’m the tears and regret.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 19, 2019 5:20 PM |
I'm the magazine ruthlessly chopped up to make the crazy letter
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 19, 2019 5:22 PM |
I'm like, at first it was the thing of like, listen, if I tell the truth then that’s it because it’s the truth. Then it became a thing of, like, how can you doubt that? How can you not believe that? It’s the truth.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 19, 2019 5:31 PM |
I'm the fictitious white dude who recognizes Smollett in the first place.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 19, 2019 5:35 PM |
Im the actual hangmans noose that La Jussie will voluntarily be placing around his neck, before this is all over.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 19, 2019 5:42 PM |
I'm the subconscious Narcissism. I'm the thing that dwarfed logic and reason. I'm the real fucking star of the faux outrage. ME BITCHES! It was all about ME!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 19, 2019 5:48 PM |
All my friends in school were white. I enjoyed being the exotic friend with a touch of oppression. And they enjoyed the rebellious cache of being seen with a minority.
I wore loose, floppy curls; white overalls; and said "Worrrd..." a lot.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 19, 2019 5:49 PM |
I’m the big, black cock.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 19, 2019 6:00 PM |
Muriel, enough with these gross threads. Have you actually read the stuff being typed in here? Jesus
Saving up the next trove of F&Fs..
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 19, 2019 6:06 PM |
I'm the small roles he'll have to beg and plead for in cheap made-for-TV movies and direct-to-DVD movies after Empire ends because nobody will want anything to do with him after this.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 19, 2019 6:06 PM |
I'm one of his former English teachers, hanging my head in shame.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 19, 2019 6:22 PM |
I'm the delightful hybrid of narcissistic and borderline personality disorders.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 19, 2019 6:25 PM |
I'm Baron Munchausen.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 19, 2019 6:26 PM |
I'm the general public, wondering who the hell this bloke is.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 19, 2019 6:28 PM |
[quote]I’m the letter from Subway offering a sponsorship.
I’m Jared looking forward to my new cell mate.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 19, 2019 8:07 PM |
I'm Jussie's mother who can't spell Jessie.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 19, 2019 8:11 PM |
I'm the crafty beaver.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 19, 2019 8:22 PM |
I'm the Subway server trying hard not to laugh as Jussie orders "Tuna"....
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 19, 2019 8:25 PM |
"I wanted to dry clothes!"
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 19, 2019 8:32 PM |
I'm Lizsha.
"Jooshie Shmollet."
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 19, 2019 8:33 PM |
I am the satisfied sum from those two hot guys..yummy...Gosh, I would love to have those handsome hunks in my bed!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 19, 2019 8:37 PM |
I'm Bea Arthur.
The cast and crew of Empire pay me to take a dump on the floor of Jussie's Dressing Room.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 19, 2019 8:47 PM |
Can you ignorant bitches just stop using words you don’t understand, can’t spell or can’t use correctly?
1) cache - pronounced like cash
It’s a hiding place - or sometimes the stuff you put in the hiding place.
“I hope Peter doesn’t find the cache of amateur porn tapes I keep in the oven. Nah, he never cooks.”
2) caché - pronounced cah-SHAY
If you are not speaking French, you probably have no use for this word. It means hidden.
“La bague de mariage était cachée dans sa mussy lors du vol pour Addis-Abeba.”
3) cachet - if you’re American you can pronounce it ca-SHAY
It’s something intangible that attracts admiration, respect. It was also a popular cheap perfume back in the day.
“Ooh, you read the DataLounge? DataLoungers have cachet.”
“Oscar winner or not, Brie Larson lacks Hollywood cachet.”
“Cheryl splashed Cachet down there, to no avail.”
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 19, 2019 8:56 PM |
Uh-oh.
The smartest person in the room just logged In to DL.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 19, 2019 9:02 PM |
I'm the grandiosity.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 19, 2019 9:10 PM |
I'm the Netflix documentary about this case. In 2020 everyone will talk about me.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 19, 2019 9:10 PM |
I'm the courier who no longer delivers EMPIRE scripts.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 19, 2019 9:17 PM |
So what am I supposed to put in my cachet sachet, r34?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 19, 2019 9:20 PM |
I'm the shirt the brothers ignore and never wear
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 19, 2019 9:21 PM |
I’m the bottle of pine sol that Jussie Smollett should have used on himself instead of bleach
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 19, 2019 9:33 PM |
I’m Tupac. Actually I am the gay Tupac.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 19, 2019 11:34 PM |
Im Raven Symone, former BFF trying to figure out WTF is going on!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 20, 2019 12:37 AM |
I'm the crazy conspiracy theorist who feels vindicated because of all this. I can be seen and heard saying "See? I told you crisis actors were real! Just look at the Jussie Smollett story."
I will try to figure out a way to use this incident as proof that the Sandy Hook Massacre, the Parkland shooting, and several other events were also fake in my next YouTube video.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 20, 2019 12:54 AM |
R25 is right. I kept ignoring these threads cuz I thought it was just another weird DL fan frau obsession. The story is in insane though....now that I finally saw it on tv. I have (20?) threads to go read now. I still am early into this & cannot figure out wtf he was thinking or why he'd do this... but I have catching up to do.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 20, 2019 1:26 AM |
I’m the scratch on Jussie’s cheek.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 20, 2019 1:31 AM |
I'm his The Mighty Ducks co-star shaking my head in disbelief
by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 20, 2019 1:37 AM |
R45 Come on over and dig in, because for the most part the Jussie threads are Frauen free. We had one show up last night, but she got shut down fast.
I was going to be Jussie's owie (I'm really some clotted ketchup) but r46 beat me to it.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 20, 2019 1:56 AM |
Cashet sachet away.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 20, 2019 5:39 AM |
I'm the pen being dragged furiously across multiple scripts in great haste, cutting Jusse's scenes
by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 20, 2019 8:37 AM |
I’m Sara Gilbert and I’m offended they will not believe a gay black man. Well Sara, I’m a gay white man and I believe you are a moron.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 20, 2019 10:26 AM |
I’m Cardi B and my Black History Month has been ruined.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 20, 2019 10:29 AM |
I’m the projection
by Anonymous | reply 53 | February 20, 2019 12:09 PM |
I’m Bayard Rustin doing twists and turns in my grave that would give Bart Conner a run for his money.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 20, 2019 1:33 PM |
I'm R54 and I'm showing my age.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | February 20, 2019 1:38 PM |
🏳️🌈👬🚫
by Anonymous | reply 56 | February 20, 2019 1:45 PM |
I'm the LSA font who just discovered DL and as is as easy to recognize, and as laughably out of place, as a small-town tourist in Times Square. I'm here to school y'all about how Jussie is a civil rights hero and y'all racists better recognize.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | February 20, 2019 2:35 PM |
I'm the phantom redneck the kooky neighbor saw.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | February 20, 2019 2:52 PM |
Here he is! He can only be seen by the oppressed, the pure at heart, and those who "go hard against 45!" Cameras cannot capture him! Doubting his existence reveals you to be a deplorable! THE GHOST REDNECK!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | February 20, 2019 2:59 PM |
I'm the acceptance speech for the Best Actor Oscar that Jussie has been rehearsing in a mirror since the day he mailed the poison-pen letter to himself.
I'd like to thank the members of the Academy . .
by Anonymous | reply 60 | February 20, 2019 2:59 PM |
I'm the shady loitering redneck
by Anonymous | reply 61 | February 20, 2019 3:18 PM |
I'm the viral video that never was. If only you had seen Jussie fight off two bodybuilders with one hand, you wouldn't be doubting him now!
by Anonymous | reply 62 | February 20, 2019 3:21 PM |
I'm the embarrassed Empire writer who deleted his Twitter account after calling for the firing of our boo Rob
by Anonymous | reply 63 | February 20, 2019 3:25 PM |
casting Nigerians as Trump supporters was a really bad idea.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 20, 2019 3:40 PM |
R65 Thanks....now that song is going to be stuck in my head all day
by Anonymous | reply 66 | February 20, 2019 3:44 PM |
I am the letter from Jared wondering when Jussie will be joining him.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | February 20, 2019 4:08 PM |
Dammit foot Longs
by Anonymous | reply 68 | February 20, 2019 4:09 PM |
I’m the denial. So much denial.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | February 20, 2019 5:31 PM |
I'm his version of "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going," sung the day they fire him from Empire.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | February 20, 2019 5:36 PM |
I'll be the no-contest plea + rehab solution from 2007
by Anonymous | reply 71 | February 20, 2019 6:09 PM |
I’m David W. Duclon, now retroactively relieved that short-lived 1990s sitcom of his I produced flopped. If they ever reboot [italic]Punky Brewster[/italic], which I also created, don’t expect a call to do a cameo.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | February 20, 2019 6:15 PM |
I’m the inferiority complex
by Anonymous | reply 73 | February 20, 2019 7:34 PM |
[quote] I’m the big, black cock.
Specifically Jussie's BBC
by Anonymous | reply 74 | February 20, 2019 7:53 PM |
What about US?
by Anonymous | reply 75 | February 20, 2019 7:55 PM |
R74 very nice but too bad it is attached to this weasel.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | February 20, 2019 8:01 PM |
I don’t believe the size of his penis.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | February 20, 2019 8:48 PM |
I'm Jussie Smollett proclaiming on his next GMA appearance, "I'm not just the gay Tupac, I'm also the gay Malcom X!"
by Anonymous | reply 78 | February 20, 2019 8:51 PM |
R77 it isn’t his, it’s his brother’s
by Anonymous | reply 79 | February 20, 2019 8:52 PM |
I am the "suddenly silent " black activists on Facebook and Twitter
by Anonymous | reply 80 | February 20, 2019 11:36 PM |
I'm MAGA Country
by Anonymous | reply 81 | February 20, 2019 11:40 PM |
[quote]I’m the bottle of pine sol that Jussie Smollett should have used on himself instead of bleach
Im the Pine Sol lady. Not even the power of Pine Sol can save Juicy now gurl!
by Anonymous | reply 82 | February 20, 2019 11:43 PM |
I'm the felony disorderly contact charge.
I'm also the bond hearing scheduled for tomorrow at 1:30 PM
by Anonymous | reply 83 | February 20, 2019 11:55 PM |
Disorderly CONDUCT. But contact might work too...
by Anonymous | reply 84 | February 20, 2019 11:55 PM |
I’m Sara Gilbert and I’m an idiot.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | February 21, 2019 4:17 PM |
I'm Tucker Carlson and I'll come up with something for my show.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | February 21, 2019 4:32 PM |
I'm the total lack of shame.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | February 21, 2019 8:38 PM |
I'm the horrible 90s sitcom that he starred in with his siblings.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | February 24, 2019 12:22 PM |
Im the shit sandwich that Jussie will eventually have to eat when he mumbles out his apology and excuse.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | February 24, 2019 3:02 PM |
I'm the post-conviction refusal to come clean and the insistence that "the real attackers are out there somewhere still," looking for people to throw nooses on for the love of Trump,
by Anonymous | reply 90 | February 24, 2019 3:06 PM |