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Report: Jonas Brothers to announce Reunion Projects

This is an S.O.S!

According to multiple sources from @USWeekly, The Jonas Brothers are planning a reunion.

They will be known as JONAS and plan to release new music and a documentary after nearly 6 years pursuing solo projects.

by Anonymousreply 7203/27/2019

Aka Joe and the middle one are broke and Nick is almost there.

by Anonymousreply 102/18/2019

Cool, The Osmonds are getting back together!

by Anonymousreply 202/18/2019

r1 I'd assume Nicks further along. He did just pay for a wedding.

by Anonymousreply 302/18/2019

The one who married the Bollywood actress is the only cute one. He's going to need to bring in some big money to keep her happy. She looks like she intends to bank what she makes. Not that anyone is banging down any doors to hire her. And Sophie is going to want to have an extravagant wedding that is fitting for the Queen of the North.

by Anonymousreply 402/18/2019

Does Kevin make any income from being the president of the Erik Rhodes Fan Club?

by Anonymousreply 502/18/2019

Will Nick start gay baiting again or does he have too much bodyfat to take his shirt off?

by Anonymousreply 602/28/2019

They drop a new song tonight

by Anonymousreply 702/28/2019

I won’t be buying it. Never really liked their music anyway. Only their rounded buttocks.

by Anonymousreply 802/28/2019

When DLer's use the word "drop" as if they're in the business.

by Anonymousreply 902/28/2019

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by Anonymousreply 1002/28/2019

(Reply10)

by Anonymousreply 1102/28/2019

[QUOTE]Will Nick start gay baiting again or does he have too much bodyfat to take his shirt off?

You can tell by Nick’s droopy gyno pecs in R10 that the shirt isn’t coming off this time. But he’s a married man now so that’s his new shtick. His solo career never took off and his TV show got canceled so it’s time for a new direction—one that doesn’t involve Out magazine. From here he’ll give continue to try acting, aiming for more grownup roles that appeal to fraus who love seeing him in their favorite magazines with the wife.

by Anonymousreply 1202/28/2019

So "Jonas Brothers", "Joe Jonas" and "Nick Jonas" are trending but no Kevin Jonas.

Just like old times.

by Anonymousreply 1302/28/2019

The youngest Jonas brother Frankie says he wants to do music too.

by Anonymousreply 1402/28/2019

Are they all gay, or just the one whose PR team had him marry the Indian woman?

Otherwise, basic fraus are rejoicing today.

by Anonymousreply 1502/28/2019

Are they going to put their purity rings on for old time's sake?

by Anonymousreply 1602/28/2019

Ok we’re all having a good time here tonight but let’s not lose sight of the fact that ‘Burnin Up’ still goes hard af🙏

by Anonymousreply 1702/28/2019

Joe looks like a prissy bitch.

This will flop.

by Anonymousreply 1802/28/2019

It’s, kind of, like when the Beatles went to India, except for the explosive Bollywood dance-off.

by Anonymousreply 1902/28/2019

[quote] Joe Jonas" and "Nick Jonas" are trending but no Kevin Jonas.

Kevin is the savvy one. He worked it so he just has to show up, stand at the back and pretend to play some chords energetically and everyone goes home happy. No actual effort, pandering or press required.

by Anonymousreply 2003/01/2019

This usually means one or all of them is experiencing a financial downturn.

by Anonymousreply 2103/01/2019

Yay!

by Anonymousreply 2203/01/2019

Hanson is much more talented.

by Anonymousreply 2303/01/2019

I think they’re signaling that it’s their “White Album”! Lock your doors America!

by Anonymousreply 2403/01/2019

[quote]Will Nick start gay baiting again

Is the slow rollout back on again?

by Anonymousreply 2503/01/2019

Remember the 90's when REAL music legends like the Beatles (well 3 of them anyway) had reunions?

by Anonymousreply 2603/01/2019

r2

My brother had a stroke asshole

by Anonymousreply 2703/01/2019

DL favorite Ryan Garcia wants to work with them

by Anonymousreply 2803/01/2019

R21 I think their father's business is alleged to be in a lot of debt.

by Anonymousreply 2903/01/2019

They totally look biracial in OPs photo. Suddenly, I believe the rumors about their grandpa.

by Anonymousreply 3003/01/2019

They should try to repeat some of the Rockland brothers scenes.

by Anonymousreply 3103/01/2019

Uh no dude

by Anonymousreply 3203/01/2019

‘Sucker’:

by Anonymousreply 3303/01/2019

^ Sounds like a Maroon 5 Song.

by Anonymousreply 3403/01/2019

R33 they look very dangerous

by Anonymousreply 3503/01/2019

R34 It's a Ryan Tedder (OneRepublic) song, so you were close.

by Anonymousreply 3603/01/2019

I stan but I wish I didn’t.

‘Sucker’ doesn’t do it for me though. Kevin actually looks the most masculine in the video which :? rip

All their wives/gfs are in it. Thanks! I hate it

by Anonymousreply 3703/01/2019

R31 S.OS. my good bitch

by Anonymousreply 3803/01/2019

I think cramming all the wives/gfs into the video is going to backfire on them, big time.

by Anonymousreply 3903/01/2019

Good for them. ™

by Anonymousreply 4003/01/2019

[quote]The song itself is pretty much a funky “look who’s back and ready for more,” but in the best ways. Even the song’s subject is a spiced up version of the old Jonas Brothers’ flair, the song replacing teenage attraction with matured sexuality. The chorus tantalizingly croons “I'm a sucker for you / You say the word and I'll go anywhere blindly / I'm a sucker for you, yeah / Any road you take, you know that you'll find me,” Nick and Joe harmonizing wonderfully together in perfect unison. The music video is a flaunt as well, the brothers’ wives all staring alongside them as they live a lavish and free lifestyle. It’s like a reintroduction back into their lives as a unit, rather than separate entities.

by Anonymousreply 4103/02/2019

It's a good pop song and doing very well probably (topping sales and streaming on its first day) - better than anybody expected. Could even debut at least top 5, their highest charter song to date.

by Anonymousreply 4203/02/2019

I forgot all about them. Chelsea Handler used to crack me up about their “purity rings”.

by Anonymousreply 4303/02/2019

Can't believe their last album was a whole fucking decade ago. Time is a scary motherfucker.

by Anonymousreply 4403/02/2019

Who's jonesing for Jonas?

by Anonymousreply 4503/02/2019

There’s at least two full JB albums missing on the Spotify discography. What gives? Does Disney own the Master of LINES, VINES & TRYING TIMES or something?

by Anonymousreply 4603/02/2019

Once Upon A Time...

by Anonymousreply 4703/02/2019

The fun part about Jonas Bros. was making fun of Kevin for being an oblivious closet-case. Now he’s iron-bearded it’s just sad.

by Anonymousreply 4803/03/2019

OP a documentary, you say...will it include their awkward incestual flirting(TM)?

Like their Disney Channel show. When I first saw it (as part of my teenaged babysitting duties) I mistook Kevin & Nick for boyfriends on account of their constant antagonistic come-ons and the fact they were next to each other in literally every scene. Then the rugrat with whom I had to enjoy this hot mess of a television show informed me these two guys are actually siblings in the show and IRL. If they didn’t look so similar I’d be sceptical.

by Anonymousreply 4903/04/2019

Kevin says he was the first one to take off his purity ring and they say they didn't originally didn't want to discuss the purity rings.

by Anonymousreply 5003/08/2019

......

by Anonymousreply 5103/08/2019

Nick’s more dumpy than ever. Caught here doing the ol’ fat guy shirt tug in an attempt to hide the rolls. He’s not even the 2nd hottest brother now.

by Anonymousreply 5203/12/2019

[quote]Nick and Joe harmonizing wonderfully together in perfect unison

Uh, what?

by Anonymousreply 5303/12/2019

R52 Kevin has the most-appealing body of the three now. It’s the dawn of a new Age!

by Anonymousreply 5403/14/2019

I think Joe has the best body and Kevin has the best face.

by Anonymousreply 5503/14/2019

Could one of them possibly be a top with a fat dick?

by Anonymousreply 5603/14/2019

They have #1 song in the nation

by Anonymousreply 5703/14/2019

It’s probably #1 in India, too.

by Anonymousreply 5803/14/2019

R55 but which one now has the best cheeks?

Several years ago I would have said Kevin without a doubt, but now it's a close call.

by Anonymousreply 5903/15/2019

Well, it's no Drake & Josh reunion but hey, what is?

by Anonymousreply 6003/16/2019

Have we forget about them again?

by Anonymousreply 6103/16/2019

Nope their comeback is huge

by Anonymousreply 6203/16/2019

Has any got any nudes of Joe floating around? He's my pick of the Jo Bros.

by Anonymousreply 6303/17/2019

Nick is bae

by Anonymousreply 6403/17/2019

I totally believe the rumors about them being octoroons now. Just by looking at the picture in OPs post.

by Anonymousreply 6503/17/2019

You just know Kevin most of all is dying to tour new music (or old music, or anything at all, really) for months at a time and all over the world just to get out of that stuffy trashy NJ McMansion and escape his wife.

by Anonymousreply 6603/17/2019

^^I thought he met his wife touring. Wasn’t her sister a fan of the band or something?

by Anonymousreply 6703/18/2019

.......

by Anonymousreply 6803/26/2019

are they the ones who used to blab on and on about their virginity?

by Anonymousreply 6903/26/2019

! Is Joe on meth?

by Anonymousreply 7003/27/2019

Hang onto your GOT and X-Men money, Sophie, and make his old ass pay for your French wedding.

by Anonymousreply 7103/27/2019

Joe should have asked Chelsea Kane to marry him. I would have, if I knew her.

by Anonymousreply 7203/27/2019
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