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Report: Jonas Brothers to announce Reunion Projects

This is an S.O.S!

According to multiple sources from @USWeekly, The Jonas Brothers are planning a reunion.

They will be known as JONAS and plan to release new music and a documentary after nearly 6 years pursuing solo projects.

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by Anonymousreply 76August 28, 2019 1:05 PM

Aka Joe and the middle one are broke and Nick is almost there.

by Anonymousreply 1February 18, 2019 11:38 PM

Cool, The Osmonds are getting back together!

by Anonymousreply 2February 18, 2019 11:43 PM

r1 I'd assume Nicks further along. He did just pay for a wedding.

by Anonymousreply 3February 18, 2019 11:43 PM

The one who married the Bollywood actress is the only cute one. He's going to need to bring in some big money to keep her happy. She looks like she intends to bank what she makes. Not that anyone is banging down any doors to hire her. And Sophie is going to want to have an extravagant wedding that is fitting for the Queen of the North.

by Anonymousreply 4February 18, 2019 11:44 PM

Does Kevin make any income from being the president of the Erik Rhodes Fan Club?

by Anonymousreply 5February 19, 2019 1:55 AM

Will Nick start gay baiting again or does he have too much bodyfat to take his shirt off?

by Anonymousreply 6February 28, 2019 5:49 PM

They drop a new song tonight

by Anonymousreply 7February 28, 2019 6:26 PM

I won’t be buying it. Never really liked their music anyway. Only their rounded buttocks.

by Anonymousreply 8February 28, 2019 6:43 PM

When DLer's use the word "drop" as if they're in the business.

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by Anonymousreply 9February 28, 2019 7:09 PM

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by Anonymousreply 10February 28, 2019 7:10 PM

(Reply10)

by Anonymousreply 11February 28, 2019 8:05 PM

[QUOTE]Will Nick start gay baiting again or does he have too much bodyfat to take his shirt off?

You can tell by Nick’s droopy gyno pecs in R10 that the shirt isn’t coming off this time. But he’s a married man now so that’s his new shtick. His solo career never took off and his TV show got canceled so it’s time for a new direction—one that doesn’t involve Out magazine. From here he’ll give continue to try acting, aiming for more grownup roles that appeal to fraus who love seeing him in their favorite magazines with the wife.

by Anonymousreply 12February 28, 2019 8:29 PM

So "Jonas Brothers", "Joe Jonas" and "Nick Jonas" are trending but no Kevin Jonas.

Just like old times.

by Anonymousreply 13February 28, 2019 8:42 PM

The youngest Jonas brother Frankie says he wants to do music too.

by Anonymousreply 14February 28, 2019 8:46 PM

Are they all gay, or just the one whose PR team had him marry the Indian woman?

Otherwise, basic fraus are rejoicing today.

by Anonymousreply 15February 28, 2019 9:06 PM

Are they going to put their purity rings on for old time's sake?

by Anonymousreply 16February 28, 2019 9:25 PM

Ok we’re all having a good time here tonight but let’s not lose sight of the fact that ‘Burnin Up’ still goes hard af🙏

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by Anonymousreply 17February 28, 2019 9:42 PM

Joe looks like a prissy bitch.

This will flop.

by Anonymousreply 18March 1, 2019 4:45 AM

It’s, kind of, like when the Beatles went to India, except for the explosive Bollywood dance-off.

by Anonymousreply 19March 1, 2019 7:12 AM

[quote] Joe Jonas" and "Nick Jonas" are trending but no Kevin Jonas.

Kevin is the savvy one. He worked it so he just has to show up, stand at the back and pretend to play some chords energetically and everyone goes home happy. No actual effort, pandering or press required.

by Anonymousreply 20March 1, 2019 12:10 PM

This usually means one or all of them is experiencing a financial downturn.

by Anonymousreply 21March 1, 2019 12:13 PM

Yay!

by Anonymousreply 22March 1, 2019 12:32 PM

Hanson is much more talented.

by Anonymousreply 23March 1, 2019 12:38 PM

I think they’re signaling that it’s their “White Album”! Lock your doors America!

by Anonymousreply 24March 1, 2019 1:44 PM

[quote]Will Nick start gay baiting again

Is the slow rollout back on again?

by Anonymousreply 25March 1, 2019 1:50 PM

Remember the 90's when REAL music legends like the Beatles (well 3 of them anyway) had reunions?

by Anonymousreply 26March 1, 2019 1:54 PM

r2

My brother had a stroke asshole

by Anonymousreply 27March 1, 2019 2:09 PM

DL favorite Ryan Garcia wants to work with them

by Anonymousreply 28March 1, 2019 2:14 PM

R21 I think their father's business is alleged to be in a lot of debt.

by Anonymousreply 29March 1, 2019 3:21 PM

They totally look biracial in OPs photo. Suddenly, I believe the rumors about their grandpa.

by Anonymousreply 30March 1, 2019 4:41 PM

They should try to repeat some of the Rockland brothers scenes.

by Anonymousreply 31March 1, 2019 5:08 PM

Uh no dude

by Anonymousreply 32March 1, 2019 5:21 PM

‘Sucker’:

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by Anonymousreply 33March 1, 2019 5:42 PM

^ Sounds like a Maroon 5 Song.

by Anonymousreply 34March 1, 2019 5:45 PM

R33 they look very dangerous

by Anonymousreply 35March 1, 2019 7:10 PM

R34 It's a Ryan Tedder (OneRepublic) song, so you were close.

by Anonymousreply 36March 1, 2019 7:34 PM

I stan but I wish I didn’t.

‘Sucker’ doesn’t do it for me though. Kevin actually looks the most masculine in the video which :? rip

All their wives/gfs are in it. Thanks! I hate it

by Anonymousreply 37March 1, 2019 8:24 PM

R31 S.OS. my good bitch

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by Anonymousreply 38March 1, 2019 8:32 PM

I think cramming all the wives/gfs into the video is going to backfire on them, big time.

by Anonymousreply 39March 1, 2019 8:45 PM

Good for them. ™

by Anonymousreply 40March 1, 2019 9:12 PM

[quote]The song itself is pretty much a funky “look who’s back and ready for more,” but in the best ways. Even the song’s subject is a spiced up version of the old Jonas Brothers’ flair, the song replacing teenage attraction with matured sexuality. The chorus tantalizingly croons “I'm a sucker for you / You say the word and I'll go anywhere blindly / I'm a sucker for you, yeah / Any road you take, you know that you'll find me,” Nick and Joe harmonizing wonderfully together in perfect unison. The music video is a flaunt as well, the brothers’ wives all staring alongside them as they live a lavish and free lifestyle. It’s like a reintroduction back into their lives as a unit, rather than separate entities.

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by Anonymousreply 41March 2, 2019 9:33 PM

It's a good pop song and doing very well probably (topping sales and streaming on its first day) - better than anybody expected. Could even debut at least top 5, their highest charter song to date.

by Anonymousreply 42March 2, 2019 9:54 PM

I forgot all about them. Chelsea Handler used to crack me up about their “purity rings”.

by Anonymousreply 43March 2, 2019 9:58 PM

Can't believe their last album was a whole fucking decade ago. Time is a scary motherfucker.

by Anonymousreply 44March 2, 2019 10:44 PM

Who's jonesing for Jonas?

by Anonymousreply 45March 2, 2019 10:47 PM

There’s at least two full JB albums missing on the Spotify discography. What gives? Does Disney own the Master of LINES, VINES & TRYING TIMES or something?

by Anonymousreply 46March 2, 2019 11:41 PM

Once Upon A Time...

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by Anonymousreply 47March 3, 2019 12:50 AM

The fun part about Jonas Bros. was making fun of Kevin for being an oblivious closet-case. Now he’s iron-bearded it’s just sad.

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by Anonymousreply 48March 3, 2019 2:41 PM

OP a documentary, you say...will it include their awkward incestual flirting(TM)?

Like their Disney Channel show. When I first saw it (as part of my teenaged babysitting duties) I mistook Kevin & Nick for boyfriends on account of their constant antagonistic come-ons and the fact they were next to each other in literally every scene. Then the rugrat with whom I had to enjoy this hot mess of a television show informed me these two guys are actually siblings in the show and IRL. If they didn’t look so similar I’d be sceptical.

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by Anonymousreply 49March 4, 2019 12:04 PM

Kevin says he was the first one to take off his purity ring and they say they didn't originally didn't want to discuss the purity rings.

by Anonymousreply 50March 8, 2019 7:22 PM

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by Anonymousreply 51March 8, 2019 7:23 PM

Nick’s more dumpy than ever. Caught here doing the ol’ fat guy shirt tug in an attempt to hide the rolls. He’s not even the 2nd hottest brother now.

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by Anonymousreply 52March 12, 2019 10:39 PM

[quote]Nick and Joe harmonizing wonderfully together in perfect unison

Uh, what?

by Anonymousreply 53March 13, 2019 12:22 AM

R52 Kevin has the most-appealing body of the three now. It’s the dawn of a new Age!

by Anonymousreply 54March 14, 2019 6:33 PM

I think Joe has the best body and Kevin has the best face.

by Anonymousreply 55March 15, 2019 12:30 AM

Could one of them possibly be a top with a fat dick?

by Anonymousreply 56March 15, 2019 12:55 AM

They have #1 song in the nation

by Anonymousreply 57March 15, 2019 1:13 AM

It’s probably #1 in India, too.

by Anonymousreply 58March 15, 2019 1:16 AM

R55 but which one now has the best cheeks?

Several years ago I would have said Kevin without a doubt, but now it's a close call.

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by Anonymousreply 59March 15, 2019 9:38 PM

Well, it's no Drake & Josh reunion but hey, what is?

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by Anonymousreply 60March 16, 2019 10:00 PM

Have we forget about them again?

by Anonymousreply 61March 16, 2019 11:31 PM

Nope their comeback is huge

by Anonymousreply 62March 17, 2019 4:10 AM

Has any got any nudes of Joe floating around? He's my pick of the Jo Bros.

by Anonymousreply 63March 17, 2019 10:28 AM

Nick is bae

by Anonymousreply 64March 17, 2019 11:31 AM

I totally believe the rumors about them being octoroons now. Just by looking at the picture in OPs post.

by Anonymousreply 65March 17, 2019 1:05 PM

You just know Kevin most of all is dying to tour new music (or old music, or anything at all, really) for months at a time and all over the world just to get out of that stuffy trashy NJ McMansion and escape his wife.

by Anonymousreply 66March 17, 2019 10:06 PM

^^I thought he met his wife touring. Wasn’t her sister a fan of the band or something?

by Anonymousreply 67March 18, 2019 8:10 PM

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by Anonymousreply 68March 27, 2019 1:17 AM

are they the ones who used to blab on and on about their virginity?

by Anonymousreply 69March 27, 2019 1:21 AM

! Is Joe on meth?

by Anonymousreply 70March 27, 2019 1:33 PM

Hang onto your GOT and X-Men money, Sophie, and make his old ass pay for your French wedding.

by Anonymousreply 71March 27, 2019 1:43 PM

Joe should have asked Chelsea Kane to marry him. I would have, if I knew her.

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by Anonymousreply 72March 28, 2019 7:34 AM

Will the fat baby Jonas be included?

by Anonymousreply 73June 17, 2019 1:26 PM

The comeback has been huge

by Anonymousreply 74June 17, 2019 5:03 PM

America’s favorite brothers are at the #VMAs Red Carpet after over a decade of absence, and we can’t wait to see their performance tonight! 🍭

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by Anonymousreply 75August 26, 2019 11:45 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 76August 28, 2019 1:05 PM
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