I’m a Norwegian and my danish boyfriend is driving me crazy!

Throw him a capital D.

Naughty, wicked, very bad Dane! You must spank him! Spank him very hard!

Could you be more specific?

Nordic or Mordic?

Are you a Norwegian Catholic OP?

I've heard that Danes tend to be a bit colder and more introverted than Norwegians. Is that your problems?

^^ problem.

Sounds like you're the problem, being from Norway. Buy him some tulips and simmer down.

Case dismissed.

You should bring a Scandinavian third person into your relationship to sweden the deal.

Danes also tend to be more macho, conservative and phobic, but in this case, I’m guessing it’s a flaming, Danish nelly that’s rocking an anorexic heroin chic look.

[quote] Buy him some tulips and simmer down

aren't tulips more of a Dutch thing?

It's his crazy accent, isn't it?

Leave him. It won't get any better. He's just showing his true colours, and despite you thinking he's going to change, he's not. Leave him now, for the love of dog!

it sounds like he's got potatoes in his mouth. we have communication problems

Time to get into Berserker mode OP. Then kick his ass Viking style.

R11 I was in the general area at least

Poor Ophelia went through the same drama. Hope you have a happier ending.

[quote]I've heard that Danes tend to be a bit colder and more introverted than Norwegians.

And I've also heard that they're supposed to have the longest, thickest penises. Can you confirm or deny this OP?

When you fall in love with someone, you're going to discover that they drive you crazy. That's normal. Strong feelings are strong feelings. You open a door inside yourself that you didn't know existed. But, really, both of you do. It takes a certain amount of courage to fall in love.

Maybe it’s time to trade in your danish for a strudel.

I'll pray for you, OP.

Norwegians are always dissatisfied.

You want to be REALLY driven crazy OP? Exchange him for a Finn.

Have a long docking session while you stare into each other's eyes.

OP is a swede in disguise

R11 As a Dutch-American and therefore and expert on all things Dutch, I can confirm that this is true. Tulips and windmills were a big thing when my family left there in the 1600's. Obviously, nothing has changed since.

Gag him with your lutefisk.

Still mad because you lost Greenland, Iceland and the Faroes huh? Just admit it, that's the real reason.

Come on don't do the Finns dirty, r23. I've had several experiences with Finns and they were all pleasant. I must say tho, they are quite weird especially in comparison with their other Nordic neighbors. Still, I find them interesting.

R13 Though not a Great Dane, of course. It will just end in tears if he stumbles into a discussion about the dog breed.

I though these problems were settled in folk dance-offs in Scandie-land? Upstage him on the vest piping. That will settle the power dynamic between you two really quickly.

R31 [Thought]

R28 I agree, it's probably best for them to not talk about Greenland.

[quote]I don’t know what to do with him or without him

How about go to a U2 concert with or without him.

danes like to drink

have you tried talking to him? Is it hard to talk to imaginary people?

put on SKAM and then sex him

[quote]Maybe it’s time to trade in your danish for a strudel.

OP is definitely an imposter. We have only one Norwegian around here (our beloved weather guy from Porsgrunn) and OP's post doesn't sound like it was written by him.

I'd love to be Muriel at times like this, to be able to see the IP addresses of all the DL posters.

Smegmalicious!

Is he porn star Jett Black? Maybe his career is getting in the the way of your relationship?

R39, we're more common than you might think.

It's that age-old Scandinavian "my-Norwegian-boyfriend-is-driving-me-crazy" thing. It's been going on since the days of Knut Aastad Bråten.

Is it the earrings?

Is it the kaftans?

DL is where I first learned about competitive, nationalistic bitchery between the Scandies. I had no idea this existed. It looks from afar like 99% of their respective cultures are the same, yet they'll still find something to bitch about because that's the shared, human spirit. We are all united by our human bitchery. It's really quite moving.

Though Danes do essentially get the last laugh while watching everyone else try to pronounce "Rødgrød Med Fløde".

To add to your point, R46, my Norwegian mother always says "Norway and Sweden are as different as China and Italy."

no wonder they don't get along

I have found the Danes much easier to get along with than the Norwegians. Handsomer and smarter, too. As for the Swedes, by and large very update, but very sizable, powerful cocks (not that the Danes are bad).

uptight, not update

It's not Jett Black is it OP?

Lots of sex

Scandi sex R52?

Come on, OP. Don't you know that if he's already said Jeg elsker deg to you once, he only has to let you know if it changes.

JAG elsker DEG

R54 Are you Jett Black?

How could any true member of DL NOT get along wit this?

When Danes talk you can't tell if they're trying to say the words or swallow them.

Norway is out of the frequently big cock belt.

Any Swedes around? What is that big round pastry called?

Won't he clean the toilet?

Get him to dock with you and shoot your loads into each others' foreskins. All will be forgotten. It's heaven.

Horny devil

Don't get me started about my Moldovan boyfriend!

We won't.

He's so fussy. He eats neither Kurds Norway.

Dump him

Did he eat your muffet?

If only!

The boyfriend is disappointed he's dating a Norwegian rather than a Swede.

Is your boyfriend Danish dance legend Jett Black?

I would go crazy too if I had to listen to Danish all day long. You have my sympathies.

They make a lot of weird noises with their throats don't they?

Swallow their words

Translation of r8:

Verificatia?

R23 Finland, Finland, FInland, That's the country for me!

I do prefer Danes.

I like the whole blonde hair blue eyes thing.

Battle of the annoying clones.

Are you perhaps not hygge enough for him? Or is it just your EU envy talking?

Hygge love it!

The Norge one: Have you ever made noises while servicing your Dane and he comes home the next day with five dozen eggs? And when you ask him why, he says he was wondering the same thing because for some reason you asked him the night before to pick them up on the way home from work?

Making love with a Dane is like Hygge in heaven

Where can I find Danish/Swedish/Norwegian gay porn? Does it even exist?

Whatch a A-ha video from the 80s.

There used to be Danish porn made by Color Climax Corporation and it was active until the 90s. They mostly produced straight porn, but they also put out some gay porn too, r83.

So who's the top? And is he hung and uncut?

That's all I want to know.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

R85 I remember those and wasn't the Private studio based in Scandanavia too?

Norway = black on the right side. Denmark = white in the right side.

Yes, r88. I believe it's based in Sweden.

Was*^

Tell him to blow it out his flugenbabbler!

Is he still mourning the closing of PAN Club a decade ago? Treat him to a free, no questions asked weekend at Amigo Sauna.

Nothing some gammeldansk and a six-pack Of Carlsberg won’t cure!

Norwegian guy, please, don't be too offended. Its 'not personal.

It seems....appropriate.

why OP?

R90 Have they closed down now then?

Icelandic men have the biggest penises of all Scandinavia and Europe.

I don't think so, r98. I remember reading that they're based in Spain now or something along those lines.

Invite a Finn for a three-way smørbrød

Cuties

R100 thanks for that info.

The only porn that you could get over here in the UK at the end of the 80s was Scandinavian straight porn and Private was one of the producers.

They did Private Men, but I dont think they were very successful was they?

Norwegians only have sex . . . In private.

In their log cabins?

And saunas

Sauna you tell me?

Sauna in the basement

Re R9 and R101: If OP and his Danish man ask a third in to Sweden the relationship, they run the risk of being Finnished as a couple.

I know this joke comes in late, but I just saw the thread.

I thought it was finland they took saunas?

R99 Iceland is NOT Scandinavia ffs. Scandinavia is Norway, Sweden and Denmark. Three countries. No more. The NORDIC countries however are made up of Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Finland, Iceland and the Faroe Islands.

What about Greenland or is that a mute point?

Greenland will be the tropics of the future

Greenland is a mute point. We NEVER talk about it.

Hey I have been watching the Nordic World Ski Championships. Any good rumors about the Norwegians. I understand there is a gay coach. And those ladies can't be all straight.

Linden berries

Dane and Norwegian try to understand one another in their respective languages. (The guy is Danish.)

Can you post some sex videos because you Northern Europeans are hot!!

I'm Norwegian and I have a very hard time understanding Danish. It's weird because our written languages are almost the same, yet when they talk it's so different. They "forget" to pronounce several consonants, so it all just turns into a soup. Swedish is actually more different, yet it's easier for me to understand. The Swedes talk very clear though, unlike the Danish.

R119 The Norwegian girl in the video said that Danish sounds like you're spitting, but trying to not let it come out of your mouth!

Crazy Danes

Crazy Danes

There’s a Danish straight porn site sexdebut.dk where one of the male regulars is hot 🔥 🔥 🔥 sexy. He’s blond and masculine and has fucked dozens of girls on the site. Can anyone please ID him and tell anything about this stud?