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Darren Criss Married

Told you guys he's 'straight'.

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by Anonymousreply 193March 20, 2019 12:11 PM

I haven't been this surprised since Grant Gustin got married.

by Anonymousreply 1February 17, 2019 4:31 PM

Mia Swier me am straight!

by Anonymousreply 2February 17, 2019 4:32 PM

Darren's next role: David Gest in AMERICAN HORROR STORY: David and Liza

by Anonymousreply 3February 17, 2019 4:34 PM

She looks more masculine than him.

by Anonymousreply 4February 17, 2019 4:35 PM

Jessie Smollett is screaming this is a hoax.

by Anonymousreply 5February 17, 2019 4:36 PM

Since when are 'straight' and 'married' synonymous?

by Anonymousreply 6February 17, 2019 4:37 PM

Up next, Tim Tebow.

by Anonymousreply 7February 17, 2019 4:41 PM

I can throw him around the bedroom like a rag doll!

by Anonymousreply 8February 17, 2019 4:43 PM

She's quite a bruiser, isn't she?

by Anonymousreply 9February 17, 2019 4:47 PM

She's tall enough to be his mother.

by Anonymousreply 10February 17, 2019 4:52 PM

Congratulations boys! Wait . . . Um, what?

by Anonymousreply 11February 17, 2019 4:55 PM

R6 does not get it.

by Anonymousreply 12February 17, 2019 5:02 PM

She's still not going to be the STAH she wants to be. She could marry 3 women at once,and that bitch is gayer than Gay Macgayson !

by Anonymousreply 13February 17, 2019 5:03 PM

Soon to be preggers.

by Anonymousreply 14February 17, 2019 7:45 PM

R6: I was thinking exactly the same. He is such a fake an phony

by Anonymousreply 15February 17, 2019 7:47 PM

R14: Gay sperm is powerful, at least that's what happens everytime a gay has drunken sex with a woman on a tv show, the baby is on the way

by Anonymousreply 16February 17, 2019 7:49 PM

So he gets married right after award season and makes sure to call the paps to catch it. This is after announcing the engagement just as the Versace press tour started. Gee, I wonder why people are having a hard time believing this charade.

by Anonymousreply 17February 18, 2019 12:06 AM

LOL!!!

by Anonymousreply 18February 18, 2019 12:24 AM

She clamped onto his dick with her mighty vag and squeezed the gay outta him.

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by Anonymousreply 19February 18, 2019 12:28 AM

Missy has chosen my career suicide path.

by Anonymousreply 20February 18, 2019 12:37 AM

R1 Grant is straight, he is a cutie but at least he is a good ally.

by Anonymousreply 21February 18, 2019 12:41 AM

I'd guess Grant is happy to not be playing teens anymore. They had to practically drywall his face with makeup to hide his shadow.

by Anonymousreply 22February 18, 2019 1:08 PM

I never thought I'd utter the words, but: Sure, Jan.

by Anonymousreply 23February 18, 2019 1:23 PM

He's such a calculated bitch. After declaring 'no more gay roles', when that's all he has, he then makes sure to cement hi straightness with marriage. Fine. Have a kid or three. We'll see him on some retro show in 8 years.

by Anonymousreply 24February 18, 2019 1:44 PM

R24 News flash: actors use gay fans and then discard them. I wonder how many Darrens and Markys there are out there who still be unknowns if not for the gay fans they baited for their success.

by Anonymousreply 25February 18, 2019 1:50 PM

He looks convinced!

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by Anonymousreply 26February 18, 2019 2:17 PM

In that pic above he's looks like he's imagining the blow job he'll be giving after the wedding ceremony is over.

by Anonymousreply 27February 18, 2019 2:19 PM

Or the one he just gave to his best man. He can still taste the cum in his mouth.

by Anonymousreply 28February 18, 2019 2:23 PM

"...actors use gay fans and then discard them. I wonder how many Darrens and Markys there are out there who still be unknown if not for the gay fans they baited for their success."

Why is everyone looking at ME...???

by Anonymousreply 29February 18, 2019 2:27 PM

His wife sometimes takes a good pic where shes very pretty,but more often than not she looks like a mtf tranny ! That girl has a HARD mug.

by Anonymousreply 30February 18, 2019 2:43 PM

He's straight. He likes pussy. Dick makes him I'll. Get over it.

by Anonymousreply 31February 18, 2019 2:47 PM

R25, there is no baiting? He never dated or said he likes dudes. It’s not his fault you delusionally fantasized he was gay despite no evidence to support that lame assertion.,

by Anonymousreply 32February 18, 2019 2:57 PM

^^^Hi Mia ! ^^^^

by Anonymousreply 33February 18, 2019 3:02 PM

[quote]She looks more masculine than him.

There was a blind on AGC.com that said she was trans. She IS much bigger than he is, so who knows.

by Anonymousreply 34February 18, 2019 3:05 PM

You’re dumb if you believe that

by Anonymousreply 35February 18, 2019 3:06 PM

You're even dumber if you don't.

by Anonymousreply 36February 18, 2019 3:08 PM

Looks like Darren's PR team found this thread.

by Anonymousreply 37February 18, 2019 3:10 PM

What is that thing she's wearing? That....THING? (Not talking about Darren.)

by Anonymousreply 38February 18, 2019 3:14 PM

[QUOTE]News flash: actors use gay fans and then discard them

I feel used!

And not in the good way.

by Anonymousreply 39February 18, 2019 3:28 PM

She’s, uhh, sturdy.

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by Anonymousreply 40February 18, 2019 3:39 PM

Slut!

by Anonymousreply 41February 18, 2019 3:40 PM

Wow, I knew he was part Asian (Filipinos through his mom. Didn’t realize his parents were old AF.

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by Anonymousreply 42February 18, 2019 3:43 PM

*Filipino

by Anonymousreply 43February 18, 2019 3:43 PM

"He's straight. He likes pussy. Dick makes him I'll. Get over it."

HI DARREN!!!!!!

Welcome to The Data Lounge!!

We've been expecting you.

by Anonymousreply 44February 18, 2019 4:02 PM

If he doesn't get her pregnant in the next year, we'll know for a fact that he's gay.

by Anonymousreply 45February 18, 2019 4:05 PM

A year? Why would a voracious pussy hound like Darren wait until after marriage? She better have a baby bump in the wedding photos!

by Anonymousreply 46February 18, 2019 4:08 PM

Heterosexuality is a choice and a bad one at that.

by Anonymousreply 47February 18, 2019 4:09 PM

Darrin is pulling all the stops in order to become a movie star.

by Anonymousreply 48February 18, 2019 4:14 PM

I have a feeling his starring roles are all going to be titles produced by Netflix or Amazon.

by Anonymousreply 49February 18, 2019 4:28 PM

Darren Criss in.... Not without my Daughter II: the Daughtering

by Anonymousreply 50February 18, 2019 6:04 PM

R48: Unfortunately for him it's not going to happen, not now, not never.

And he will live to regret the day he said he will never play gay characters again (that was phony as hell). If Ryan Murphy decides not to hire him anymore (not going to happen) he'll be out of jobs in a second.

Anyway, there was a BI that seemed to be about him about his frustration to capitalize his success in award season with interesting projects. I found very surprised Versace was so praised this award season, the show received really bad reviews in my country

by Anonymousreply 51February 18, 2019 7:03 PM

R51 I shall wave my hanky once he boards that train to Goodbyesville

by Anonymousreply 52February 18, 2019 7:15 PM

[quote]I have a feeling his starring roles are all going to be titles produced by Netflix or Amazon.

Or Snapchat.

by Anonymousreply 53February 18, 2019 7:24 PM

It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.

by Anonymousreply 54February 18, 2019 7:26 PM

Well there's a BI update

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by Anonymousreply 55February 18, 2019 7:41 PM

She is gonna be HUGE if she gets preggers. Isn't it rumored that he's a mean asshole?

by Anonymousreply 56February 18, 2019 7:49 PM

R56: There were so many rumours about the Glee cast that it's impossible that all were true, even that Ryan Murphy recognized that the Glee set was a nightmare

by Anonymousreply 57February 18, 2019 7:52 PM

I know a boy. I used to think he liked other boys. But then I met his girlfriend, whom he had never mentioned. And she looks exactly like Mrs. Criss. I thought that's who she was, in fact.

by Anonymousreply 58February 18, 2019 7:58 PM

[quote]She IS much bigger than he is, so who knows.

As the pic at R40 shows, she is tinier than him (and he's tiny already). She just has the audacity not to be the emaciated Hollywood bobblehead.

by Anonymousreply 59February 18, 2019 9:59 PM

Also, pics of his wedding would've been on the celeb sites even if he didn't get any work or awards after Glee.

Some actors / celebrities shun attention. He's never been one of those.

by Anonymousreply 60February 18, 2019 10:04 PM

R21 so what makes Darren a bad ally?

by Anonymousreply 61February 18, 2019 10:04 PM

R29, I wonder why ppl don't feel the same about James Franco? He played gay so many times that it was just ridiculous

by Anonymousreply 62February 18, 2019 10:09 PM

Because James Franco is past his prime so no one cares.

by Anonymousreply 63February 18, 2019 10:13 PM

How big's her strap-on?

by Anonymousreply 64February 18, 2019 10:14 PM

[quote]... even that Ryan Murphy recognized that the Glee set was a nightmare

"Recognized"? Try "ensured."

by Anonymousreply 65February 18, 2019 10:39 PM

[quote]After declaring 'no more gay roles', when that's all he has, he then makes sure to cement hi straightness with marriage.

He got engaged a year before this proclamation so your causality is at best reversed.

But since he's been dating her from before he got on Glee and became a celebrity (of sorts), I'd say this type of causality is purely imaginary.

by Anonymousreply 66February 18, 2019 11:15 PM

Exactly. This has brought out the nasty jealous gay guy stereotypes. I’m happy for the couple

by Anonymousreply 67February 18, 2019 11:26 PM

I told my ex-wife the same thing!!

by Anonymousreply 68February 19, 2019 1:09 AM

Paps, this is a 2019 wealthy liberal hipster millennial raised in San Francisco, not a formerly closeted Boomer retiree.

by Anonymousreply 69February 19, 2019 2:06 AM

Wasn't there some sort of story going around a few years ago that Chris "Unemployable" Colfer bullied Criss? I can just see it now...handbags and hissy-fits in the closet...

by Anonymousreply 70February 19, 2019 8:11 AM

Nobody bullied him. He was Murphy's top pet and even got his now wife hired at Fox as promo producer, she didn't last long after Glee was over though.

There was a BG story insinuating that Lea Michele and Colfer were plotting to get rid of Criss in the last seasons of Glee -- when in fact Michele was having the dust-up with Naya Rivera while Colfer couldn't care less about anything Glee and was promoting his book series instead.

by Anonymousreply 71February 19, 2019 1:05 PM

big dick? Darren

by Anonymousreply 72February 19, 2019 1:10 PM

Who’s the top?

by Anonymousreply 73February 19, 2019 1:14 PM

I hope Darren

by Anonymousreply 74February 19, 2019 1:19 PM

R65: Thank you for the advice, my english needs an improvement (the fact that some words are similar in spanish and english doesn't mean they mean the same in both languages)

R70: Murphy got a preferential treatment from the very beginning, and everything that made Criss semirelevant came from working with Murphy so i doubt nobody bullied him. I remember the BI, but curiously Colfer seems to be liked for most people who work with him. Colfer is way more talented than Criss anyway

by Anonymousreply 75February 19, 2019 2:41 PM

Murphy gave him a preferential treatment

by Anonymousreply 76February 19, 2019 2:43 PM

R74 your choice of words was correct- R75 took it upon himself to change your sentiment completely.

by Anonymousreply 77February 19, 2019 3:46 PM

That BG item about an alleged coup against Darren Criss was pure BS. There was no reason for Lea Michele to do that. Chris Colfer had indeed half-checked out of Glee for his own pet projects which had nothing to do with the show.

The coup bs was probably lifted from the tumblr blog of some uberstan who was resentful that some cast members didn't make it their life goal to be as infatuated or in awe of Darren Criss.

by Anonymousreply 78February 20, 2019 1:10 AM

Sorry, R75, there was nothing wrong with your grammar or word choice; I just meant that if anyone created a nightmare atmosphere on that set it was likely to have been Murphy, viper that he is.

by Anonymousreply 79February 20, 2019 2:03 AM

R69. Oh sure, pumpkin. Nobody beards anymore. Oh, you kids and your imaginations.

by Anonymousreply 80February 20, 2019 3:01 AM

Gramps, the question isn't "does a statistical anybody beard any more".

The questions to wrap your senior citizen brain around are:

Does it make sense for this one individual, with his particular background and upbringing, personality and character, type of non-movie career, in the age of Me-too up the wazoo and TV twinks coming out by the dozen, when even Colton Haynes finally figured it's better to live your life ?

And how it computes that this particular person would have had the premeditation to be hooking up in college with the ladies (yes, he did) in a millennial artsy-fartsy crowd who couldn't care less who people sleep with, just to set up the stage in expectation of having an A-list movie career? And planned to get set up years ago with that unconventional "Beard" while he was still a complete nobody without any career? And had their college mates facebook pictures of them all lovey-dovey and happy-like just for setting up a narrative when he didn't have squat to care about?

Well, that's some kind of devoted closet-hugging planning, I tell ya.

by Anonymousreply 81February 20, 2019 3:57 AM

He reminds me of Ben McKenzie who everyone and their cat swore was gay for years before he shocked the collective wisdom by getting involved into a rather huge hetero-scandal with a married woman -- who he subsequently married and had a kid with.

by Anonymousreply 82February 20, 2019 4:07 AM

Post wedding

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by Anonymousreply 83February 20, 2019 5:34 AM

Wait, is he wearing nail polish??

by Anonymousreply 84February 20, 2019 5:38 AM

Is that a shocking fact for someone who fancies himself a rocker, R84, when a whole generation of males wore black nail polish not so long ago and nobody claimed they were gay.

by Anonymousreply 85February 20, 2019 6:02 AM

He looks schlubby. Both look like buskers. Nobody would give them the time of day on the street,

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by Anonymousreply 86February 20, 2019 6:19 AM

I don’t like nasty envious people. Congrats to the couple!

by Anonymousreply 87February 20, 2019 8:43 AM

I'd eat his ass

by Anonymousreply 88February 20, 2019 11:55 AM

Ummm okay dude

by Anonymousreply 89February 20, 2019 12:06 PM

She is rather... masculine. And not attractive.

by Anonymousreply 90February 20, 2019 12:08 PM

Darren Criss is your classic charismatic sexually fluid social climber/ruthless careerist. Andrew Cunanan was not a stretch for him.

by Anonymousreply 91February 20, 2019 12:33 PM

R90, you’re jealous

by Anonymousreply 92February 20, 2019 12:35 PM

R91 you're right. He's not as deplorable as Cunanan was what with all the killing. But they are very similar. Do we know if Criss is sexually fluid, though?

by Anonymousreply 93February 20, 2019 12:35 PM

She does have some masculine features but shes still very pretty.

by Anonymousreply 94February 20, 2019 12:36 PM

Very pretty

by Anonymousreply 95February 20, 2019 12:39 PM

Is that a drum on his shoulder-strap?

by Anonymousreply 96February 20, 2019 10:46 PM

My theory which should send DL hearts (or dicks) aflutter: he's secretly smashing Michael B. Jordan. Exhibit A, their first public meeting in 2013...

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by Anonymousreply 97February 20, 2019 11:21 PM

Exhibit B: Reunion for The Hollywood Reporter TV Actors Roundtable in Spring 2018...

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by Anonymousreply 98February 20, 2019 11:22 PM

Exhibit C: Darren conspicuously close to MBJ in Screen Actors Guild Award photo...

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by Anonymousreply 99February 20, 2019 11:23 PM

Exhibit D: Darren getting even more up close and personal at SAG...

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by Anonymousreply 100February 20, 2019 11:24 PM

Exhibit D: Someone noting MBJ's enthusiastic ovation for Darren at the Golden Globes...

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by Anonymousreply 101February 20, 2019 11:25 PM

Sorry, last one was supposed to be Exhibit E. And finally, Exhibit F, our former Glee-ster wrote the following alongside a photo of the two at the 2018 Met Gala (yes, last year) on February 13th, a day before Valentine's Day (and a few days before his wedding on February 16th):

"Can’t take credit for this photo but it’s one of my favorites from last year. @michaelbjordan @priyankachopra"

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by Anonymousreply 102February 20, 2019 11:28 PM

Or you know.....they could have just become good platonic friends by being in the same place often.

by Anonymousreply 103February 21, 2019 12:13 AM

R81 Wel, Litle Vagisil as you little ones haven’t been able to careers, buy houses or do that “adulting” thing you prattle on about, here goes. He may be carrying on the grand tradition of “Keeping Up Appearances”. Certainly NOT AT ALL HOMO. Why he’s all MACHO just like Tom Cruise and John Travolta, Robert Reed, and Rock Hudson. They all married and had kids. Being married gives them social mobility and access, a necessary veneer of masculinity that a certain Harry Potter-esque actor-singer with a dubious reputation for locking lips with other men needs to revive his flagging career.

Nobody cares what a failed milennial who’s never amounted to much does in his personal l ife. You’ll just carry on living in mommy’s basement as you have been, undoubtedly whiling away your days playing Fortnite and complaining to your many online friends about the lack of opportunities in senior management for someone with your degreein Cultural Studies.

by Anonymousreply 104February 21, 2019 3:06 AM

Gramps, at least update the references. Rock Hudson in 2019 is wee bit ridiculous.

Name one credibly rumored guy who Criss has dated. No? Well, cause there are none. He doesn't date guys and never did. His fangurls trawled through the interwebs for the tiniest sign of any boyfriends, and nada. Now that's talent, to hide them so well in the dungeon that nobody ever sees them lol.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, even if it comes in a hipster millennial half-Asian package.

by Anonymousreply 105February 21, 2019 5:01 AM

Yes, let's pretend it's 1959 and Criss is a movie star leading man.

Not that we're twenty years into the 21 c., gay marriage is the law of the land, and the highest paid actor on TV where Criss makes his living is out and gay-married Jim Parsons.

Nah, let's hear more about Hudson and Scieno Revolta as if they have any relevance to this individual.

by Anonymousreply 106February 21, 2019 5:16 AM

r105, I can think of one. His friend Joey Richter. For a long time he was all over his Instagram, much more than Darren's "girlfriend".

You don't seem to realize that closeted actors often have their paramours hiding in plain sight -- they're obviously not going to give off any sign they are dating. They pass them off as "best friends" with whom they are adjoined at the hip (see James Franco and Vince Jolivette) or hire them as personal assistants (see Hugh Jackman and John Palermo) or work with them as business partners (see Jeremy Renner and Kristoffer Winters). It's a tried and true tactic that works pretty well in throwing people off the scent when combined with bearding.

I understand you're trying to do PR damage control, but the fact is that DL has identified many gay guys years before they came out, many who also showed no trace of a boyfriend, anywhere. Either you're new to the site or just clueless.

by Anonymousreply 107February 21, 2019 5:33 AM

They look adorable here, don't they?

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by Anonymousreply 108February 21, 2019 5:42 AM

LOL these two?!? Ha ha. When you have nothing, just call the BFF a secret boyfriend, problem solved.

You are aware that if it were true, the cray Starkid fans and random U Mich grads would've splashed that fact all over SM when Criss got famous, do you.

by Anonymousreply 109February 21, 2019 6:44 AM

Not if he was also closeted in college and they had no idea, fool

by Anonymousreply 110February 21, 2019 6:49 AM

So, which hetero projects is Darren attached to? Did his "no more gay roles for me!" announcement work?

by Anonymousreply 111February 21, 2019 7:40 AM

Over the years I’ve noticed that closeted fathers are more likely to produce gay offspring. (Not exclusively. . . but certainly more likely.)

by Anonymousreply 112February 21, 2019 8:32 AM

R107 I would like to see all those pictures from his instagram... He sucks at social media and rarely post about his private life.

by Anonymousreply 113February 21, 2019 8:56 AM

R107, you’re delusional dude

by Anonymousreply 114February 21, 2019 9:37 AM

He's straight.

He's beautiful, he's talented, he's articulate, and in my eldergay fantasies, I'd like to THINK he's gay.

But, dearhearts, even to the bitchiest of you, he's straight.

Straight.

by Anonymousreply 115February 21, 2019 9:42 AM

I don't know if he is gay or bisexual, but the mere optics of his marriage look strange. He looks like he married a female football player. I sense something strange here. Joey and Darren look like a better match--not saying they're actually together.

by Anonymousreply 116February 21, 2019 10:03 AM

R116, that’s a vicious stupid comment

by Anonymousreply 117February 21, 2019 10:20 AM

BLIND ITEM That closeted mostly television actor-singer and his beard/now wife are (not surprisingly) shopping around their wedding photos to the magazines. They’re aiming for Kneepads but I doubt they’ll cave in because the couple is asking for too much money, but you never know.

by Anonymousreply 118February 21, 2019 10:33 AM

Stupid ⬆️

by Anonymousreply 119February 21, 2019 12:19 PM

Typical sexually fluid but probably gay-leaning narcissist who would marry Blac Chyna if he thought it would help him get ahead.

by Anonymousreply 120February 21, 2019 12:23 PM

I wonder how much "sexual fluidity" the maid had to mop up after Darren's bachelor party.

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by Anonymousreply 121February 21, 2019 12:45 PM

Congrats!

by Anonymousreply 122February 21, 2019 1:13 PM

R106: Oh yes, and pretend that actor who came of the closet like Matt Dallas and Garrett Clayton didn't say that they were coerced to beard when they were at the peak of their popularity.

Criss is not a movie star and he will never be, but frankly gay rumours generally last way less when the actor is really straight

by Anonymousreply 123February 21, 2019 2:17 PM

R115: I don't think he is straight but i'm pretty sure you are because no gay makes so much effort to prove an actor is straight. You look like a fangirl in love

by Anonymousreply 124February 21, 2019 2:19 PM

R111: He is very lucky Ryan Murphy loves him, but even if Murphy gives him straight roles i'm pretty sure he'll regret being such a phony soon

All his relevant roles were gay, if he was so invested in not playing more gay roles he could have just do that without a public proclamation, but hey, he loves the spotlight

by Anonymousreply 125February 21, 2019 2:21 PM

She looks like Jessica Biel.

by Anonymousreply 126February 21, 2019 2:35 PM

He seems like a genuinely nice guy from what I've observed. However he also seems incredibly narcissistic and attention seeking, though many actors are.

by Anonymousreply 127February 21, 2019 2:38 PM

[quote]Not if he was also closeted in college and they had no idea, fool

Sure Jan. He was in the Theatre program, had gay friends there, and nobody had ANY idea. Because he was so deeply in the closet.

I have no idea if he later sucked dick for his career. Maybe. But he has a lot of fangurls who fetishize him as 'gay', and if they couldn't find a gay past all these years - no one will.

by Anonymousreply 128February 21, 2019 3:09 PM

The only thing I've read is that he would sometimes kiss his gay friends as a joke, at least I think that was the context.

by Anonymousreply 129February 21, 2019 3:17 PM

The Darren Criss gossip was been posted a billion times on the DL. He is (mostly) straight, though he has fooled around with men. This shouldn't be news or a surprise.

by Anonymousreply 130February 21, 2019 3:34 PM

Up until 1980 or so, some women were beautiful enough to lure homosexual men over the line, but it rarely happens today. This could be a case of it.

by Anonymousreply 131February 21, 2019 3:53 PM

Fooled around with kissing but I highly doubt he has actually had sex with another man.

by Anonymousreply 132February 21, 2019 4:21 PM

"He reminds me of Ben McKenzie who everyone and their cat swore was gay for years"

Everyone? Um, no. 90% of the population doesn't even know who Ben McKenzie is

"Up until 1980 or so, some women were beautiful enough to lure homosexual men over the line, but it rarely happens today. This could be a case of it."

Just keep telling yourself that. She's hardly beautiful, anyway

by Anonymousreply 133February 21, 2019 4:33 PM

The wedding photos have been released.

by Anonymousreply 134February 21, 2019 5:32 PM

R133, no, people knew who McKenzie was during The OC.

In any case, taking expressions too literally isn't a good look.

by Anonymousreply 135February 21, 2019 5:35 PM

Hasn't he been with her since before he was famous? If he's not into women at ALL, that's a lengthy habit.

by Anonymousreply 136February 21, 2019 5:43 PM

^^ Yes, they started dating before he got on Glee. She used to play in a grunge band and if I'm not mixing things up, they met through his brother who was also in a band at the time. Her father's side of the family owned or still owns some music venues in NY and maybe LA. Her mother is head of Vera Wang. Both come from rich and liberal families with ties in the arts.

In college he dated at least one of girls from Starkid.

by Anonymousreply 137February 21, 2019 5:58 PM

R128: Nobody wants him to be gay, i thought reading this thread was quite clear that he is not the type of guy who has gay rumours because gays want to fuck him.

In fact it's quite surprising that he is not that well liked even he expressed his love for gays everytime (in the most phony and gaybaiting way possible)

And sorry, but the McEnzie rumours where more about him being the flavour of the month. I remember Criss making an interview before starting on Glee and most comments were about how nice that Murphy hired another gay actor to play a gay character

Maybe he is straight and people think otherwise because he is like an stereotype with legs

by Anonymousreply 138February 21, 2019 5:59 PM

Thanks, R137. It certainly didn't seem like he was with her to hide. If he has fooled around with guys as rumored, then he's bisexual, and most bisexual men marry women. If she was in a grunge band, she's probably bisexual too (which may sound ridiculous, but every girl I ever knew who was heavy into grunge was bi).

by Anonymousreply 139February 21, 2019 6:01 PM

R138 are you for real? thanks for the laugh.

by Anonymousreply 140February 21, 2019 6:06 PM

R140: No, the laughing matter is people trying to defend how straight is Darren Criss on a gay forum. That's a joke for sure

by Anonymousreply 141February 21, 2019 6:13 PM

R141 Both are funny, but why tell such ridiculous lies.

Something to improve your mood (or make you hate him even more).

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by Anonymousreply 142February 21, 2019 6:27 PM

R142 What lies?

There's very little interest on him here even DL loves closet cases

People think he is gay because he is stereotypically gay. He grew up in theatre and that's maybe the reason but pretend that gay rumours have something to do with gay find him hot it's absurd.

I think people would like him way more if he weren't such phony, the "i won't play more gay roles speech" was beyond pathetic

by Anonymousreply 143February 21, 2019 6:34 PM

His PR people are all over this thread, lol. They don't seem to realize that the more seemingly gay a celebrity is, the more a gay gossip forum will talk about him.

Not sure why they're wasting their time. His fangirls will believe he's straight no matter what (much like Colton Haynes' fangirls before this, and Ricky Martin's fangirls before that, and George Michael's fangirls before that ), so to spend all their time on a gossip forum feels like a waste of energy. Then again, guess that's what they're paid to do. Crappy job!

by Anonymousreply 144February 21, 2019 6:38 PM

R144 is posting from 1985. A lot of his fangirls especially the Glee lot fetishize him as gay and hate her guts. They would be ecstatic if he came out.

by Anonymousreply 145February 21, 2019 7:02 PM

Nobody will be ecstatic if he came out, not even the good reviews to his performance and his awards made him relevant again. Glee was over long time ago and the fans moved on. Curiously he is the type of actor whose coming out wouldn't affect his career at all.

As long as he and Murphy continue to be besties he will get jobs (fortunately for him Murphy has a big deal with Netflix) but that's all, he is not going to be big no matter how much he tries

by Anonymousreply 146February 21, 2019 7:09 PM

[quote] Nobody will be ecstatic if he came out, not even the good reviews to his performance and his awards made him relevant again. Glee was over long time ago and the fans moved on.

I guess you missed the threads about ACS: Versace and DLers going crazy for him showing his ass several times on the show.

by Anonymousreply 147February 21, 2019 7:16 PM

[quote]Nobody will be ecstatic if he came out

He has attracted the same fanatical fangurl types as Harry Styles, who go on daily twitter rants that Management / Fox / Ryan Murphy (!) have forced him to sign a 1,000 yr contract to hide in the closet.

by Anonymousreply 148February 21, 2019 7:17 PM

Let's be realistic, the fanatical fangirls are from his Glee time, he is a semipopular actor right now who is able to do a good job on theatre and tv, period

by Anonymousreply 149February 21, 2019 7:24 PM

This threads humor reminds me of the old DL. It was feisty and full of one liners. Now if you try to be sarcastic people get too sensitive. Humor, Wit, etc is what initially brought me to DL.

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by Anonymousreply 150February 21, 2019 7:35 PM

R149, his fans are from Starkid and Glee times. The crazy Glee lot obsessively hated on his wife for years.

I was not talking about the general public who still won't know his name, or at best call him "the gay guy from... " referring to his roles.

by Anonymousreply 151February 21, 2019 7:37 PM

Dearheart at R124:

He's straight.

It's understood you believe him to be gay or bi, but:

by Anonymousreply 152February 21, 2019 11:26 PM

I find it funny that the new PR tactic is saying "He's straight" over and over, as if that settles all matters, lol. Sure Jan, we'll believe it just because you repeated it.

by Anonymousreply 153February 22, 2019 12:03 AM

I thought the Datalounge consensus was that he's probably bi, won't bottom, and gives very enthusiastic head. But what do I know.

by Anonymousreply 154February 22, 2019 12:38 AM

That consensus was about opportunistic career moves, not about his personal life. Nobody since the old Glee threads has offered credible info about the latter.

There was also an old DL mini consensus that just like Brits / Euros, half-Asians screw up the gaydar.

by Anonymousreply 155February 22, 2019 1:56 AM

Don't smell like fish ta me.

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by Anonymousreply 156February 22, 2019 2:42 AM

Way to raise Glee manips from the dead.

Let's pretend Chord is the elusive "boyfriend" lol, he was at the wedding.

by Anonymousreply 157February 22, 2019 2:53 AM

"Nobody wants him to be gay, i thought reading this thread was quite clear that he is not the type of guy who has gay rumours because gays want to fuck him."

Please, he's average looking and short. Chris Pratt is way hotter than him but no one here thinks he's gay.

by Anonymousreply 158February 22, 2019 2:56 AM

R158 Chris fucking religious freak Pratt he sucks. He can take his fat ass away from Hollywood. He sucks.

by Anonymousreply 159February 22, 2019 3:00 AM

R153: It's no different than your proclaiming that he's leading some mysterious lie. You want him to be gay because you're likely attracted to him. I understand. He's very attractive. Very sexy. If you don't find him attractive but believe his roles indicate otherwise, then it's called acting. Would you prefer him to be a mincing caricature or maybe a John Wayne homophobe?

Appreciate (or not) his attractiveness or his talent or his articulate manner, assign him bi/closeted/gay status, but he's straight. And, it won't end it for you, but it should.

He's straight.

by Anonymousreply 160February 22, 2019 11:40 AM

R160: Thinking he is gay and wanting him to be gay are two very different things. I doubt anyone has any interest in him being gay.

In fact it's quite surprising that someone who played an iconic gay character and it's supportive (even in the phoniest ways) has such little gay following. "Straight" allies generally receive generally way more love even the ones who are as gaibaiting as Nick Jonas

by Anonymousreply 161February 22, 2019 5:38 PM

If he is not gay so is Jake, Tom cruise and John Travolta.

by Anonymousreply 162February 22, 2019 6:15 PM

r160, hahaha -- wrong on both counts.

I find him about as attractive as I do Clay Aiken. Which is to say, not at all. Too short for my tastes, not great teeth, and has too much of an "eager beaver" attitude.

As for your second theory, really? You think DL is stupid enough to base people's sexuality on the roles they play? Like, you know:

Fred Savage (Friends from College); Harry Shum (ShadowHunters); Jake Weary (Animal Kingdom); Adam Pally (Happy Endings); It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Rob McElhenney); Eric Stonestreet (Modern Family); Andre Braugher (Brooklyn 99)

Have you seen endless gay rumors about any of these guys on DL? No? Okay, then. Maybe you don't know what you're talking about.

DL bases its theories on a combination of multiple inputs -- everything from weird relationships to relationship history to friend circles to social media presence to behavioral habits to past gossip. It's not an exact science. And there will probably never be a smoking gun, as people in the public eye are hyper-protective of their images. But DL definitely has strong perceptions of gayness for some actors than others (including among those that play gay roles).

I know this won't end it for you, but it should. He's gay.

by Anonymousreply 163February 22, 2019 10:30 PM

Super talented guy. He’s hardly leading man material tho. Coming out wouldn’t hurt a thing about his career. I believe him when he says he straight

by Anonymousreply 164February 23, 2019 12:08 AM

R163: VERY compelling arguments.

Maybe I'm wrong.

Nope, I'm not.

by Anonymousreply 165February 23, 2019 1:45 AM

r160, he's not very attractive. People think he's gay because he's nelly

by Anonymousreply 166February 23, 2019 2:24 AM

I think he's attractive just not in a conventional way. It's very subjective.

by Anonymousreply 167February 23, 2019 2:27 AM

He's a hairy midget bi pinoy. Dime a dozen in Manila. Fraus can have him.

by Anonymousreply 168February 23, 2019 3:26 AM

The real question is will Criss pull a Travolta and be in it for the long haul, or will this last less than a year?

by Anonymousreply 169February 23, 2019 3:31 AM

You'd think Darren were a Scientologist.

by Anonymousreply 170February 23, 2019 3:33 AM

Darren Criss "Getting Married Today" - Broadway Backwards 2019

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by Anonymousreply 171March 17, 2019 6:01 AM

That looks pretty gay r171. Didn't Darren Criss vow he would never play gay again?!

by Anonymousreply 172March 17, 2019 6:22 AM

He can't not play gay, it's in his DNA.

by Anonymousreply 173March 17, 2019 6:26 AM

He only fucks her in the ass and accepts blowjobs from her.

by Anonymousreply 174March 17, 2019 6:37 AM

If he really were gay he wouldn't have been muddling up classic Sondheim lyrics the way he did. Every gay musical theatre boy I know knew Amy's patter from "Getting Married Today" by heart by the age of 23.

by Anonymousreply 175March 17, 2019 6:46 AM

[quote]Didn't Darren Criss vow he would never play gay again?!

Did anyone seriously believe that? Giving up his schtick to get attention - nah.

by Anonymousreply 176March 17, 2019 1:54 PM

Darren Criss must be gay or bisexual...or some kind of man who fucks men. I don't believe he's 100% straight if he can only get gay roles.

by Anonymousreply 177March 17, 2019 1:58 PM

He hasn't only gotten gay roles. R177 needs to revise his "logic".

I'll say though that the gay roles he got made him famous. The straight roles, not so much.

by Anonymousreply 178March 17, 2019 2:34 PM

What a queen!

by Anonymousreply 179March 17, 2019 4:32 PM

Right. This setup isn't fishy at all..

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by Anonymousreply 180March 18, 2019 12:26 PM

She's a handsome gal but big boned.

by Anonymousreply 181March 18, 2019 12:38 PM

She's shorter than him, and he's short enough already.

by Anonymousreply 182March 18, 2019 11:33 PM

Reply 81- can you please come on every thread where someone insists a straight star is gay? Please. You just handed everyone their arse.

by Anonymousreply 183March 19, 2019 12:05 AM

^ 20 years ago, r81 would have been insisting that Kevin Spacey was straight

by Anonymousreply 184March 19, 2019 2:38 AM

Ultimately it boils down to WHO CARES about this nobody queen ??? In 5 years everyone will be "Darren who?"

by Anonymousreply 185March 19, 2019 3:35 PM

This has been shared before but Darren Criss hooked up with Adam Shankman for sure. Presumably there have been some others, but I that's one I know.

And no, he isn't gay. You don't have to be gay to have fooled around with some men. (Particularly when those men happen to be prominent people in the entertainment industry).

by Anonymousreply 186March 19, 2019 5:01 PM

R186 evidence?

by Anonymousreply 187March 19, 2019 5:27 PM

It's called real life r187. It's an old story at this point, wish I had hotter gossip but I don't.

by Anonymousreply 188March 19, 2019 5:56 PM

Real life? It's just a rumor that someone started so how is it real?

by Anonymousreply 189March 19, 2019 6:11 PM

Do you, you don't have to believe me. Not believing everything you see online is a pretty solid life strategy.

by Anonymousreply 190March 19, 2019 6:23 PM

We're not 20 years ago, R184, that's the whole point. Technology changed a lot about information, and society changed as well.

by Anonymousreply 191March 19, 2019 6:45 PM

[quote]And no, he isn't gay.

Well, that settles that, then. R186 said he isn't gay.

by Anonymousreply 192March 19, 2019 6:50 PM

If R192 has something to contribute in terms of actual information, let's hear it.

by Anonymousreply 193March 20, 2019 12:11 PM
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