Name Something Cuntish That You Do.

The four CVS stores in my area only accept credit and debit cards at Self-Checkout.

Who’s got time for that white?

Doubtful the machine could handle $70 in change.

Tee hee!

My partner hates the sound of sniffles. If he is acting too needy and attached, I start up with sniffling to get my space.

This is a companion thread to the one about why certain gay men identify so hard with women, right?

-100/10

I don’t have change anymore, much, as I rarely use cash, but I used to use those coins to buy stamps at the PO after hours in their machine. I moved. Then, I used to use quarters at self-car washes.

That’s the way to do it. Just simpler than wrapping them and going to a bank.

"Something Cuntish"

Vinegar and Water

I paid for a $10.29 tray of canned cat food with coins (half of them pennies) at the self-check out yesterday while the line behind me grew longer. Fuck 'em. I have to get rid of the coins some way and, if I went to a regular line, the cashier would only give me attitude.

I used to use LOTS of coupons. I’d tell the person queing behind me at checkout that I was going to take a while, as I had a lot of coupons. More than they can imagine.. If they said “that’s ok”, I’d tell them that I’ve heard that before, but people get upset anyway. And it happens every time. This was at the supermarket and I was well organized and really didn’t have a lot of coupons, under the circumstances.

Usually I’d save 12% per trip. It always felt like a lot of money.

I yell at the neighbors' dogs and chase them out of my yard. I'm surrounded by asshole dog owners who buy big dogs and let them run loose. No matter how many times I ask them, then TELL them it's against the law and I don't want them in my yard, they just open their doors and let the dogs out.

I'm putting up a camera and will be calling the cops every time I get it on video. But what I really want to do is catch the dogs and drop them off at the pound. That'll teach their owners.

OP = PRICK

I like to tip out the contents of my coworkers very expensive, all-organic, agave-based sweetener and then replace it with Lidl's own aspartame sweetener. The dumb cunt can't even tell the difference. That and I replaced her soy milk with sweetened ordinary milk. Lactose-intolerant my hairy gay arse...

It's the little things, you know?

I belong to a lot of LGBT groups on Facebook and I'll report profiles as fake when it annoys me, especially members from the certain areas south of the equator. Apparently THEY have nothing better to do than take selfies and use those stupid Instagram filters that give them doe eyes and floral wreaths.

[quote] I can feel the eyes burning their seething hatred into me from behind. It just makes it more enjoyable.

Because it's completely unreasonable for the people standing behind you to be annoyed by your taking forever to insert $70 worth of coins into the self-checkout slot.

[quote] R5: he HATES sniffling

R5, dear, it’s not him, it’s you. It’s gross. Stop it!

My sister used to rub the outside of her nose that was basically like picking it, but it wasn’t once or rare, it was obsessive. I finally hammered on her. Telling her that people will think your picking her nose!

Now, if I could just stop her from stealing the stuff on the bottom of the shopping cart, my work would be done!

We were driving down a highway when I spotted two old ladies pushing a broken down car up ahead. I rolled down my window and let out my high pitched cackle of a laugh as we passed. They shook their fists at us.

My mother loves tripping up the children in the supermarket who insist on running around and screaming. She's also been known to drop items into cunty people's shopping baskets/trolleys when they're not looking. Her greatest hit? Slipping two bottles of Durex lube into a nun's shopping basket in Tesco. Fucking *genius*.

This is the most depressing DL thread I've seen in quite some time.

Sister Mary Coont? Is that you? How's that lube working for you, R20?

I’ve been told I’m extremely good looking and get quite a few long deep glances. If they are with the opposite sex I will glare and call them out on their behavior. I look like a Biotch, although their staring is annoying.

The only person that can really appreciate my feelings and have compassion is Catherine Zeta Jones.

Congratulations, all of you, for adding to all the ugliness in the world.

This thread underwhelms.

R24 the thread was flowing nicely until Debbie Downer (you) wrote.

When my friends and I were younger, we'd drive around and yell out at people walking or jogging and call them by names of the opposite sex. So if it was some buxom blonde lady running down the street, we'd shout out "Hey looking good Phil" and then we'd apologize, saying we thought they were someone else. Vice versa for guys. It was hilarious.

[quote]We were driving down a highway when I spotted two old ladies pushing a broken down car up ahead. I rolled down my window and let out my high pitched cackle of a laugh as we passed. They shook their fists at us.

This never happened.

Go to the bank and get some dollar bills for all your change--and then go to CVS.

Sometimes I taunt other DL’ers.

I can't think of any cuntish thing that I do. Perhaps I'm too nice?

Such miserable people

Je ne cunt pas.

r28, most banks won't accept loose change.

My bank has a free coin counter if you have a checking account. I save it in a tree foot tall hand made maple box. When full it has close to a grand.

My cultish moment was renting skis to college students. One kid only put his name on the form. I asked him to complete it and he balked. “Your not getting skis until you do”. Plus I made him fill out the helmet rental form completely too when just his name would do on that one. Entitled little jerk.

Do they still have those change exchange machines in supermarkets?

I do a lot of air kissing

I don't (knowingly) do cuntish things. I'm not mean, even though I'm on DL.

Surely some store in your area has one of these machines... for those of you who can’t figure out what to do with coins?

It literally takes a minute or two to get rid of them.

Wells Fargo got rid of their change counting machines.

I keep a bunch of papers in my car that read 'you park like a selfish asshole' and leave them on windshields as necessary.

I read and post on Datalounge.

I hope they are the exact same shape and color as parking tickets, r40.

[Quote] Her greatest hit? Slipping two bottles of Durex lube into a nun's shopping basket in Tesco. Fucking *genius*.

LOL

I can't imagine going through life purposely making other peoples lives more difficult. In fact I will try to do random acts of kindness to strangers when ever I can. There is something seriously wrong with you people.

Wow, OP. That is amazingly, incredibly cuntish! I hope you don;'t give out Halloween candy for Trick or Treat!

Agree with R44. Unfortunately, it's a foolish game to think that most people are "really just kind at heart" or some such bull shit. As OP and others have clearly indicated, people absolutely ARE horrible!

I like you, r44 and r46.

Sorry the change thing is acceptable. If they keep shoveling out change everywhere you go, then you have a right to get rid of it as you please. My bank had a huge machine in the lobby that took forever because it would get clogged up every 2 minutes and someone from behind the counter would have to come open it up with the key. Total PITA. It's gone now so you have to go to a teller. Oh, and they don't allow rolled coins. So I say offload your coins wherever and whenever. Maybe someday they'll perfect a machine or we'll stop using coins altogether.

Use DL.

Ding Dong ditch

Not cuntish, but related to the OP's fake story, we save all of our change for the whole year, and each New Year's day spend it on a king crab and seafood feast, just the two of us. We usually save over $200.

How do you all have so much change??

I use credit cards for almost everything and rack up all the rewards points for free shit.

^^^work vending machines.

I walk by young women reading their phones and say loudly, "Watch out for that open manhole!" They rarely look up.

I have a hunch that OP's change binges are just one example of his passive aggression.

R54 love your misogyny!

I can take a penis inside my body. That’s pretty cuntish, right?

When I approach a yellow light, I slow way down so that I cross the intersection just as the light turns red, forcing the driver behind me to wait for the next green light.

I catfished my ex-boyfriend and sent a stranger to his place to fuck him.

Not me (I swear), but a friend of mine gets off to "stealthing", which is tampering with the condom used during sex so that it breaks or slips off.

One hopes, R58, that when you cross on the yellow, with a broad smirk on your face, no overeager driver slams into your car, smashing your brains out onto the windshield.

R59 that you maintain a friendship with that piece of shit reflects badly on you.

R39 Wells Fargo itself is a giant cunt.

I end every conversation with "Namaste". And no, I am not Gwyneth Paltrow.

R60 - Are you really that stupid?

R8, I used to buy stamps at the machines in the PO, too, until they removed them. Once, after waiting in line to buy stamps, I asked the clerk why they got rid of the machines when they were so convenient. He was attempting to answer when a cuntish, cunty clerk next to him said snarkily, "So we can keep our jobs and not be laid off!" I think that was bullshit and I was pissed but didn't respond to her.

Now I buy stamps at the grocery store from the cashiers and skip the PO altogether unless I have another reason to go there, which rarely happens anymore.

The Walmart self service machines will take about 100 coins, assorted. I use it after doing laundry and take all my spare change for the week. It honestly doesn’t take much longer.

When I'm getting juice or milk from the store, I always go to the back of the shelf to get the freshest one....leaving all the other ones in front in total disarray.

I once took some leftover chocolate donut holes and put them in the men's toilet

When I was a waiter I spat in the soup. If I didn't like the customer, I'd blow my nose into the soup also.

R66, you fucking whore.

Steal the toilet paper from the stalls in public restrooms.

I will admit that I was a bad bastard to a prick I worked with a few years ago . He kept complaining about someone drinking all of his milk in this really nasal high-pitched voice. To make things worse, he was Welsh and he had vocal fry. Yeah.

So, one morning I went to Tesco before work, snuck into the office kitchen, found his milk...and emptied half a bottle of lemon juice into his precious fucking milk. The shrieking was amazing when he found out.

I leave pee on the toilet seat if the bathroom is dirty or stinky.

The coin star machines keep a percentage.

R73 wrong thread, you stupid cunt

R74 love it 😍 and love you.

I only date people I find attractive.

[quote]The coin star machines keep a percentage.

You can take a gift card for full value.

I take the leftover change from those filthy CoinStar machines.

I don’t do this much now but after picking up my dogs turds I wouldn’t tie the bag and would just toss it in the bin as is. You could see it smeared over the covering on the bin after collection day, I always wondered if the bin guy got covered in crap.

When I go to a convience store sometimes there is a lit cigarette setting on the window ledge by the door left by someone while in the store. If no one is around I’ll knock it off and watch it roll into the gutter. Sometimes I’ll stick around watching them look for it as they exit and chuckle to myself.

when strangers and/or acquaintances address me with 2nd person singular pronoun in my native laguage (like the german 'du'), i always tell them to use the 2nd person plural (like the german 'sie'). i don't think it's cuntish per se... they are being sort of rude and way too informal, so... but i think some other people are more willing to just ignore it and make no big deal of it.

R40, love you....I need to do that!

R40 is tilting at windmills since nobody worries about shame any longer

I don't always recycle.

I key cars.

What a sad collection of quasi-humans you all are.

When crossed by service people like flight attendants, servers, cable operators, failing salespeople, I go as Hannibal Lecterish personal as I can to the underbelly of their unhappiness in their miserable job and life of regrets. I can make them cry about 70% of the time. It doesn't solve the situation, but it does ruin their day as much or more than they've ruined mine.

R86, that's a clumsy sentence.

Miss OP has issues.

I pop butter-flavored microwave popcorn in the employee break room and drink up the joint. Sometimes I’ll let it burn for even more olfactory offense.

^^drink = stink

I read to the blind, but I leave out the good parts.

I poke holes into people's condoms.

When a Grindr hookup goes bad, I lie to my boyfriend on the spur of the moment to explain the scratch on my face. Then, to sell the story, I elaborate a little. And a little more. Then I double down and double down and bask in the pity and attention.

I spent way too long wondering like a dumbass why OP would be buying $70 worth of these. For a minute, that was the most interesting part of the story.

That’s funny R92

Me and Frankie lick donuts as you all have seen. We also lick unused forks out on the tables.

R57 Probably drives a Prius!

R67 Wins this thread.

I sit on the aisle at church and trip the old ladies as they walk by. Once a lady's blue wig rolled off and I grabbed and hid it.

I'm writing to you from jail after I was arrested stealing a man's walker and hiding it downstairs in his basement. His sister, my aunt, saw me do it and called police. When the police arrived her blue wig was missing, too. She was so embarrassed! After that she kicked me out of the basement and now I have a nice room paid for by the county.

When my brother and I were still teenagers and living with our parents, whenever he'd break up with his most recent girlfriend I'd play really sad break up songs over and over on the cd player to make him more depressed.

How big is his cock?

Pretty much every store around me has a CoinStar machine. They keep a few cents from each dollar, but I'd rather do that than use a bunch of change to buy stuff.

R102 I use that sometimes but instead of cashing out I get a Amazon credit. If you buy one of the gift cards (Amazon and iTunes are in there, I think) you pay zero in fees.

R79, you don't do it MUCH now?

[quote][R57] Probably drives a Prius!

Ha ha. I almost spit my tea over my keyboard.

Thank you, guys! After reading this litany, I realize that, by comparison, I'm a fairly decent person.

Whenever my hideous wilfully-stupid conservative Frau mother wheezes & hacks up phlegm in her habitual enraging manner, I typically murmur “disgusting hag” or something like it under my breath. She never hears it because she’s always far too busy yelping to the room about her latest mundane escapade or sticking her nose in someone else’s affairs. She’s awful, and the ugly attention-seeking nasty noises she makes compound that general impression.

I DON'T WANT TO USE THE COIN MACHINES! I enjoy saving my change and using it at the self checkout. It cracks me up. Especially the huffing and puffing behind me.

You will get yours one day, cunt

I hide cheeses or eggs in non-refrigerated areas at the super market.

Sorry, R107, that doesn't count as cuntish.

I’m sorry, is the title of this thread : Name Something COINISH That You Do?

"I've been to Cuntish Town..."

[quote] when strangers and/or acquaintances address me with 2nd person singular pronoun in my native laguage (like the german 'du'), i always tell them to use the 2nd person plural (like the german 'sie'). i don't think it's cuntish per se... they are being sort of rude and way too informal, so.

Ore-sama agrees entirely. The peasantry must learn their place and must use the proper honorifics to which the betters addressing them correspond. Ore-sama have cultivated infinite patience with such peons, but await with eagerness the day when the entire locker-room automatically think to use ‘Prinz’. ‘Mein Herr’ also perfectly acceptable if a little over-familiar.

I throw my spare change at random children.

I glare at people with dogs inside stores or food places. And I mean GLARE, full on scowl, sassy eye roll, and the whole passive-aggressive gamut. I basically challenge any of those self-involved cunts to ask me what my problem is because I will gladly tell them off in front of god and everyone. Which I have before at a Starbucks.

If you’re not visibly disabled, get the fuck out of here with your dog. And I love dogs. But fuck you.

I'm not sure R117 will do anything happily. As least as I understand the definition of the word.

Some cunty old Frau came into my store the other day to return a sale item in used condition like a cheap grifty bitch, then had the gall to start mumbling about what a “useless silly girl” I was and how I was getting above my station wasting HER precious retirement minutes checking her receipt was good. I gave her back her money then said with my sunniest, sweetest condescending-to-Frauen voice: “oh, I’m so sorry; could you say that again? I didn’t quite catch it”, to which she looked Death at me and stalked out donning her stupid bug-eye Wintour glasses and clutching her basic Coach bag. I smiled and shrugged apologetically at the customer behind her and said, easily-breezy, “sad....”.

How’s that, R111?

I deliberately move to a not terribly crowded section of a subway platform to wait for a train to arrive and some creep ( male and female alike) will sidle up to stand right near me ( for no plausible reason).

I move away and they follow, consciously or unconsciously. At this point, I turn and move closer to the person to stand directly behind them. They move away but I follow them to move closer until I am nearly touching them. Finally, they get the point and move away from me completely.

I text someone who upset me around 2am to wake them up. Then I say, Nope, I sent that text around 9.

I come on DL and have a good laugh on certain threads then I conclude that all you bitches are fat and ugly.

[quote] Sometimes I taunt other DL’ers.

With the British Royal Family fraus, it's like shooting ducks in a barrel.

I have dinner at The Mortimer Club.

I post boobies on the hot GIF thread.

That’s simply considerate & inclusive, R125. We thank you for your service.

I'll hold my hands up and just say it: I told my cousin at her daughter's christening that her husband was fucking around with a teenage girl behind her back and that he had got the girl pregnant before dumping her. What I didn't tell her was that the girl was smart enough to get an abortion.

Oh, the hilarity of watching Miss Perfect Catholic Bride going into full meltdown...

How did you happen to find this out, r127?

He worked at a local school, R128, and I worked with a woman whose daughter was also at the same school. It's one of those "great untold truths". Not the worst secret I know about that school.

R84 Beverly Suptfin is keeping an eye on you. Wait until she gets you in court. She'll expose the fact that you don't recycle and whisper a great big silent "F.U." to you that nobody else will believe.

[Quote] So, one morning I went to Tesco before work, snuck into the office kitchen, found his milk...and emptied half a bottle of lemon juice into his precious fucking milk. The shrieking was amazing when he found out.

So you turned it into Buttermilk??

R128 wins this thread. Tell us more!

If I’m living at a new address and the last residents mail is still being delivered before their change of address takes effect I just throw it in the bin. I have been asked by the realtor for old mail before and ignored the question.

just put the mail in a mailbox with, 'moved', written on the envelope!

I report all my neighbor's code violations to the anonymous city help line. Junk cars, trash, etc. One guy had built a chicken coop out of old pallets(!). Uh-uh, buddy.

r19

We used to drop stuff into people’s shopping carts all the time in college (this was back before scanners and the checkout clerks would call out the item and price). We’d find the lady with the biggest baptist hairdo, and toss a box of Trojans into her cart when not looking, etc. sometimes we’d get in next line to hear their protest when the condoms were called.

You are a cunt, r136. I hope something bad happens to you today.

R136 LOL

Sometimes cars park right in front of my walkway, blocking it, in itself a cuntish thing to do. I always put a saccharine note under the windshield asking them to not fucking do this, with a smiley face.

r136, a harmless prank

Using self checkout by itself is a cuntish thing to do.

Thanks for putting people out of work and allowing those corporate stores to make even more money, assholes.

I'm more polite and competent than the cashiers they pay.

I concur. Rude assed cashiers is what drove me to the self check-out, and there I'll stay for good.

I prefer the self-check-out but the small store in my village doesn't have any.

I tell retailers that they can't use both the decimal before and cents after a two-digit price, as pennies are the lowest-value coins minted in the US. There are no decimals of pennies, they either have to ditch the 'cents' or the decimal point to the left of the price. Having them both just makes the retailer look stupid.

I secretly put sugar in other women's vaginas when I'm eating them out, so they taste sweeter. I don't care if they get a yeast infection afterwards.

When a cashier or anyone else responds to my sincere, "Thank you," with a dull, "No problem," I say, "Well then, thanks for nothing. So try 'You're welcome,' next time.'"

^ They aren't being trained in proper customer relations, obviously. Their poor behavior reflects entirely the inadequate management they're provided by the higher-ups. Actually, it's they who are supposed to be thanking us for shopping at their store before we leave. We do have options and yet we chose their establishment to do our shopping. I, too, typically say thanks after the transaction all the while knowing better.

And R146, fuck the sugar - you're supposed to be secretly performing the lemon test. Have a shallow bowl of freshly squeezed lemon juice under the bed or couch. Get your finger completely wet with it and go all around the vagina with it. If she jumps, then DON'T EAT!

I tip only 9%

Bogosity in extremis, r141. I use self-checkout because the cashiers are so rude. And I hate it when they slime their hands, then touch my groceries.

I don't understand R149 -- if she jumps, does that mean she has some sort of infection?

When I lived in an apartment, our building manager would call the towing company if anybody parked in the driveway (cars could still pass, gate could open), even for a couple minutes. But when he had guests, he had them park there. After walking my dog, I stuffed her shit up under the door handle. After a couple times, the manager posted a passive aggressive sign over the mailboxes warning of legal action if he found out who was doing this.

Yes, R152. If she jumps, then it was because the lemon juice got into an open sore - herpes.

Bump

Cunt bump

Is correcting a waitperson's pronunciation of menu items cunty? If so, I am the bruschetta cunt.

No, I am the bruschetta cunt.

I leave the cake out in the rain.

I use an exasperated tone with my chauffeur.

Cheat on my boyfriend and don't attempt to hide it lol

R160 all I can say is I never in all my days...

I turn all Republican shouting head books upside down when I visit a bookstore.

Putting kosher packaged meats with the bacon.

[quote]I turn all Republican shouting head books upside down when I visit a bookstore.

Really? I just move them to the “Science Fiction and Fantasy” shelf.

r163 I used to do that. Now I don't have any bookstores to go to.

r166 I agree, burning them down is much faster.

I touch roses.

Turning Republicunt books over at the bookstore is not cuntish. It shows good character.

Bump

"...male and female alike... "

R120, you're being stalked by a hermaphrodite?

I summon a bunch of monster cards to the field in one turn.

I talk dirty to telemarketers.

I actively engage in FB and Twitter fights with Trumptards.

And before you say "they deserve it so it isn't cunty," I agree to a certain extent. But it is childish. It stoops to their level. It is a waste of time because no amount of logic or evidence will ever change their minds. Finally, it annoys the piss out of most of your friends/family--even the ones who agree with you--because most mature adults don't want to see political shit and drama on their timelines.

Also, I call people I disagree with "cunts." Which is kind of cunty.

This is a post for shitty behavior--not cuntish. There's a difference.

I go to a small gym that has a 6-tiered bookcase rather than lockers for leaving your stuff while you work out. I go late at night so am mostly alone at the gym and when I am done I take all the things left in the bookcase that I did not bring, like water bottles and clothes, and throw them away. Otherwise they just stay there and take up room.

What kind of low rent, fly-by-night gym doesn't even have lockers?

Gross.

I hire job candidates based on their race.

“Suede shoes? In Seattle? In January? Wow!”

I’ve only called people out three times.

I recently had to replace my bank card and in the day between, still had to buy some lunch. At the counter I paid everything in change, but I explained myself, sorted it in bags of $1 each, and only stepped up to buy when there the counter wasn't busy. We had a nice chat and laugh and it was all good. So not 'cuntish'.

What do I do though? I close the elevator door asap, even if people are coming pretty close. I get easily jerkish with Uber if they're being stupid about navigating my school campus for the right building, even though I acknowledge that it may be honest mistakes or ignorance of the area.

I re-use stamps.

Does farting on airplanes count? I had a 3 PM late lunch & then a red eye flight at 11 PM with no food in between but damn, something was in that lunch. And I think I once read the pressure just makes it harder to hold in. I didn't have a seat neighbor, and I was trying to bury it in the seat but finally I was just like - fuck it - I can't stop. It really hurts if you stop.

And no I am not this guy... and as a fairly experienced bottom, I can ensure they are silent (or is that even more cunty?)

I judge history through the lens of postmodern intersectional radical feminism.

R183, the thread said cuntish, not WORSE THAN HITLER!

I was looking through my phone for something else and this gem from 2015 popped up.

I lived in the same place for 6 years, and occasionally we'd get new people who would leave their garbage in the garbage room rather than throwing it down the chute. (Almost every building I've lived in has had these people & I really don't understand their problem.)

The garbage would smell really bad and clutter up the room so you could barely get in there. At the time, there was no recycling in the trash rooms. If you wanted to recycle, you had to take it to the loading dock. This was made clear to everyone in all the new resident paperwork....and is on a gigantic sign in the trash room. So, when people would do this, I would open the bags (with gloves), find some mail addressed to them & take it to their door with a note saying you need to throw this down the chute or take it to the dock if it's recycling (and glad bags don't recycle - so this ass hole is a liar in this note). It's so weird that I'd never do this today. I just don't feel that confrontational anymore.

What's even funnier is that I have an acquaintance in the building who I met in the gym, and I told him about it and he said he did the same thing!

This was the note left in the trash room after I did it one time.

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I tip my barista with Canadian coins.

I don't do stuff like that because I try to be kind to people.

R185, you should have continued the cuntiness by returning that note to the neighbor’s door with the spelling of chute corrected in red pen.

Your staples, OP? Ugh.

R188, Get off this fucking thread. Now!

OP still wins by a landslide. You are the cuntiest cunt who ever cunted! Step up to the podium and claim your award! SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH......

R188 has cuntish replies

I think r188 is the biggest cunt on the thread because he's the cunt who pretends to be better than everyone else.

I can understand R188's comment, because I too abhor "cuntliness" and I am prone to do nice things or nothing at all. Now, I shall brace myself for the backlash.....

Nice try, r195, but the Biggest Cunt award was already granted.

R195 is posting from the slowed down self checkout line at CVS.

There are multiple self-checkouts at every CVS I have ever been to, so I am not sure it is that cunty (or even real... but that's another issue). Half the time, one of them is out of service or turned off anyway.

r198 = Lesbian

i let my dogs shit in other people's yards.

^ That's very cuntish of you. So cuntily uncool. Save your plastic grocery bags, man. Cover your hand with them as a mitten and get to pickin! Hole in the bottom of the bag? No matter - cover it with a piece of scotch tape and USE IT! And you have dogS - plural??? Hopefully someone will play the dog shit in a paper bag on fire in front of your door trick on you at some point.

listen to me! if my dogs have to shit they're gonna shit. i don't care what kind of yard you have. you're probably not even gonna walk in your yard.

^ No argument there - if your dogs have to shit, then yes they're going to shit. At issue is the fact that you're supposed to be picking it up, and there's most likely a city ordinance stating that you can be fined if you don't. Leaving your dog's shit for someone else to pick up on their own property, no less, is a really, really cuntish thing to do.

When I was a child and my Father started asking me to make his coffee after dinner, I’d make a lousy cup. It’s called “learned helplessness“. You learn to be helpless, not for pity; to get help; nor as a Münchhausen thing, but just to get out of a work detail.

I grew up and grew out of it. It’s an obnoxious behavior and if you do it, please stop, it’s awful.

If you leave your dog's shit on someone else's lawn—or worse, the sidewalk—you deserve to have them pick it up in their own blue bag and smear it in your hair.

If I’m lucky enough to get a parking place in the very first row of the grocery store, I’ll finish my shopping and sit in the car and make a phone call or have a smoke, snickering at all the people looking for a close place to park. Payback for any inconveniences I’ve had to endure.

You are a cunt, r206. I do hope a safe falls on your car while you are parked there, right on top of your head.

I am a doorman at a very expensive building where people pay $1000/mo in assessments (on average). We typically have 2-3 doormen on staff for only 150 people who come and go in an entire day. I never hold the door for anyone or bother to look up. If I happen to see someone coming to the door with their hands full of bags, I quickly look away and pretend I don't notice they're approaching.

Bump

I love it when my 2 dogs shit in other people’s yards.

$1000.00 a month? You work in the ghetto.

I ignore stalkers.

Drives them crazy.

I LOVE R117. Can we be friends?

r120, here. i did it today, dude wasn't getting it until i started singing gospel music in his ears

I scheduled a two-day meeting that required my counterparty to take a two day train ride, because he's afraid to fly, and then I bailed on the morning of the second day, without agreeing to anything.

I had to fly to the other side of the world for this, but it was worth it.

R208, isn’t holding the door part of your job? Or no?

R120, I once took a seat in an empty train car. It was not the quiet car. I was a young man and used to being deferential to elders, normally.

A middle aged woman entered the car and sat directly behind me. I had ear buds in, but she quickly tapped me on the shoulder and asked me to turn my music down. I looked and the car which was still otherwise empty, then looked at her. Then I just told her I wouldn’t and suggested she move.

r217, lol

did she move?

Why do you have to listen so loud others can hear it, r217? You cunt. Turn it the fuck down.

r219

the train car is fucking empty!!!!

move!!

R218, she was behind me, so I wasn’t paying attention to her, but I think she did move.

It was partially cultish on my part, but why did she have to sit right behind me? I think this must have been studied, because it seems common, to group-up as R120 also describes. . .

The last time I flew, a guy asked me to swap seats, so he could be closer to his wife. He was getting up as he asked, but I declined. I thought the seat next to me was going to be empty, and that proved right, and I preferred not to have a neighbor. I think he was going to insist, but his wife shushed him.

Not only that, R220, but i was wearing ear buds. I didn’t have a boom box or similar.

Similar to r217, I was on an almost empty bus with my shopping bag on the seat next to me and an unattractive red-haired woman with a nasal voice yelled, "DID YOU PAY A TICKET FOR THAT BAG?"

So I said, "No, it's under 5 years old." The bus driver and the two or three other passengers laughed.

Name Something Cuntish That You Do.

Public transportation: I sit my Phat Ass down wherever I please.

I think asking others to move on public accommodations has become a common activity.

I had a guy ask me to move in a theater once. Because he asked rudely, I declined to move. That was stubborn/cunty.

Why did he want you to move, r226? Were you eating chili dogs? Are you 6'7"?

R227, he wanted his 6 or so friends to sit in the same row. His friends were embarrassed by him.

R211 - what confused you about that post? Do you know what an assessment is?

the doorman post was sarcastic

When you are walking out of a building and you hold the door for somebody walking behind you, and they don’t take it from you and/or they don’t say thanks...and they just keep walking through? I let the door go at the last minute so it hits them. Is that cunty?

I walk through doors like that all the time. If they are standing there holding the door from the inside with one arm waiting for you to take it, then I do. If they are outside the building and holding the door, I just walk through, thinking are holding the door for some weird reason.

I like to litter. whenever i get the chance i throw garbage out of my car windows.

R233 = Rose Kennedy

Is it cuntish not to return shopping carts to the corrals? I always did it around where I lived, but I've had to stay up in the burbs where parking lots are an acre long - with 100 spaces reserved for handicapped, expectant moms, online order customers, people with small children, people with electric cars, veterans & contractors (home depot and lowes), and so on. And it's freezing. So, after the 2 mile walk to my distant space (and after waiting 15 minutes in line to return some defective Chinese product to Bed Bath and Beyond) - I am done.

R235 Park closer to the store. Or to the corral. Or yes, you are a cuntescent cunt.

[quote]Park closer to the store.

You missed the part where I said the first 20 spaces are reserved for handicapped, veterans, expectant mothers, electric cars, and so on. This phenomenon is much worse in the burbs than in the city.

Wait - what am I apologizing for - this thread asked about cuntish things you do.

I post here.

R235 I see nothing cuntish about that. They pay people to corral the carts. Look at it this way, you’re saving someone’s job.

It's cuntish because the buggies could possibly damage someone's vehicle!

and cause an accident

I refuse to bag my own groceries. Is that cuntish?

I wish that every Republican would die...it is cuntish and probably insane.

R235 the main grocery store I go to has a very small parking lot, I often take the carts inside instead of the corral if I don't put them there. If the workers are friendly and seem like they are doing a good job.

That's just common sense, r244.

R241 and R242 the cart corrals have only been around for the last ten years or so. Whatever did we do before that? Was it mass chaos with cars getting damaged and accidents with those carts that just take off on their own?

R247. I speak from experience. Thought someone must have been a dick and left a long car key scratch on my ride at Sam's Club. Security reviewed the cams which showed a wind-blown, run away buggy did the dirty deed!

Yes, r248, it happens. But it’s not an epidemic and can still happen if the carts are in a corral.

I can’t be upset with you, though, because I love that you guys call them “buggies.” I wish that would take off here in the states.

"Buggies" is the yinzer Pittsburgh term for shopping carts, r249.

I had no idea, R250.

That’s amazing. Again Datalounge teaches. I truly thought it was a UK expression only.

Major update! I can't be cuntish at the self checkout anymore. They've removed the slot for coins and replaced it with this funnel like thing. You can dump all your change in at once and it sorts it as it pays. I'm going to have to break several items in the aisles next time I'm there.

I hear if the cans are dented you get a discount.

Agreed! R236 I like to park as far away from other cars as possible to try to keep my car from getting damaged by some care less idiot. When I do this I will walk my cart as far as I need to walk it in order to get it back to the cart corral. I look at it as getting exercise and doing the right thing! But thats just me.

R231 No not cunty. But the person walking through without saying anything...yes cunty and totally deserving of a door hitting them. Hard!

I'll be the first to admit it: I've been known to be a Bitch; not just a Basic Bitch, but an Incredible Bitch.

Allow me to explain: I commute to and from the city via an NYC ferry. Upon disembarking, commuters are throwing elbow and shit to jockey for first position, however close to the exit ramp respective throwing of said elbows may achieve. One evening, this gurl broke away from the pack and managed to weasel their way closer to the front of the line, that is until said gurl reached my space.

Me: Step aside. You are NOT cutting in front of me.

Gurl: You can't tell me what to do; you're not my Mom.

Me: You probably don't have one.

Some old lady asked me to reach to the top shelf for an item she couldn't reach herself. I was happy to oblige. Unfortunately, when I handed it to her she only scowled and walked away. At her next stop, When she turned her back, I reached in her cart put the item back in its place! Semicunty?

I’m gonna rule that one appropriate, R257.

[quote]"Buggies" is the yinzer Pittsburgh term for shopping carts

Not really. We call them buggies in the South, too. Although that usage seems to be dying out.

We call them carriages.

In the UK they’re called trolleys, not buggies. A buggy in UK English is what you push a baby in.

R259, yes, really.

Some people in the west call them buggies, but it's a "country" kind of thing and people will give you the look if you do it.

Here’s something I’ve just discovered is kind of cuntish that I do:

I go to the Dunkin’ Donuts daily for coffee. I use their app so the coffee is awaiting my arrival. I walk in, grab the joe and go. In all of the stores they have an area for these pickups. For some damn reason, anyone who ordered and is waiting for their coffee or donuts or whatever has the need to stand blocking where the pickup is. Instead of just going around them and grabbing my coffee, I go up behind them and say “excuse me, please” and make them move out of the way.

Why the fuck are you standing there? It’s not like you can’t see your order is ready by standing two feet to the side and letting others through.

r256

There are two entrances (north and south) on my subway stop, I typically use the north to exit.

Today as I exited the train, I walked by a woman who was heading towards the south exit.

But as I climbed the stairs and move to push the turnstile to exit the train station, I see the very woman who had been run/walking to the south exit now standing directly behind me!

I stopped short, turned and told her "You're walking too close to me".

" I'm sorry, oh, I'm sorry!, she said.

When the trains and the platforms are crowded we have no choice to walk on each other's heels or bump and grind on one another. We were the only two people on that part of the platform at the time ( I reverse commute), so why the need to be hanging out of my ass ?

Even if she was disoriented and didn't realize there was a north exit until I started walking towards it, it didn't justify the cunt walking on my heels!

"I'm in a hurry". " I didn't see you, " I didn't realize there was another exit " are just excuses to be mindlessly rude.

[quote]For some damn reason, anyone who ordered and is waiting for their coffee or donuts or whatever has the need to stand blocking where the pickup is. [...] Why the fuck are you standing there?

It's probably the same place they always stood before all this idiotic app-ordering started. And now we have entitled assholes such as yourself telling us where you need us to stand so we don't get in your fucking way. Well, fuck the living shit out of you, Clarissa Cuntwell.

I am SO going to stand between someone like you and his app order next chance I get.

I go to a piano bar in the West Village, and when the fraus come in and start singing in their vocal fry, I lightly howl.

Marie's Crisis, r267?

R268 You got it!

I use two-dollar bills.

When I can't find something in the store, instead of just asking where it is, I make the sales associate take me to the item and point it out. If they get huffy I tell them I'm legally blind and it's hard for me to find things sometimes. I'm not and it isn't. They get all apologetic and sweet. I laugh.

I love that on a thread asking for cuntish things people do, R266 calls someone out for being a cunt.

Missed the point, did ya?

That's how angry he made me, r272. I run into those cunts all the time.

You're right about my missing the point, but I would still laugh if a safe fell out of the sky and crushed that cunting cunt.

In other related news, I must own the fact that before I started frequently DL, I had never, ever used the word "cunt." haha

^^Nor I used the word “frau.” In fact, I’d never heard of it.

I never "owned" anything that wasn't an actual, physical possession.

Whenever I hear someone say "I can't stand the sound of other people chewing their food" I immediately do whatever I can so that I can be heard chewing.

Note: the people who whine like a dumb cunt about other people chewing their food ALWAYS eat the loudest crunchiest shit possible.

You are a cunt, r277, in paragraph #1. Cuntgratulations.

You are merely not believable in paragraph #2.

People who have the mental disorder where hearing people chew bothers them always eat shit like chips, doritos etc, R278. They hear everyone but themselves. If anyone ever says they can't stand the sound of other people eating, they're a selfish asshole and deserve the "torture" of hearing someone other than themselves eat.

And they're full of themselves.

I think you're fucking crazy. Or very, very full of crunchy, Dorito-inspired shit.

I'm not the misophonic control-freak, R281.

May you forever be surrounded by other people chewing their food just as loudly as you do.

You win the thread, r282. You ARE the biggest cunt.

I refuse to bag my own groceries. Sorry. I just will not do it. I had to scour the aisles for my items while dodging squealing, meandering children, people rounding corners without looking, and those annoying people doing demonstrations. I will not be made to bag my own groceries after all that. I don't care who it inconveniences.

R276, Merriam Webster is your friend, so visit her!

I know what it means, r285. I just reject it as needless phumphering.

^^^ just STFU....lol

I am r287 and I am so smart. I put three dots between my cunting and my lol.

Who says "lol," really?

R283 : I do try.

R288, you've found the right thread!

My cuntish behavior always backfires. Usually it is directed toward people who have already pissed me off. I don't just act like a cunt at random. But even that just makes things worse. There is one mildly amusing example I used to do...

I'm not that active on grindr (et al) these days, but for a while - any time a guy would send me a pic that was blurry, with a hat, sunglasses, in profile view only, with bizarre lighting, or far away - I would reply with a pic of me in the same scenario. I specifically made a folder of pics like these that I would immediately match, rather than typing out "bitch, a blurry pic with you in a hat and sunglasses is just as useless to me as my version of that image is to you." However, I don't think people even understood what I was doing. Some would say "handsome" and still continue the conversation as if any meaningful images had been exchanged. Honestly I think the bigger cunt is the person who sends these pics to begin with - as if they facilitate anything.

I'm too embarrassed to admit other things, even on an anonymous forum - but they've been pretty bad. I've taken passive aggressive to a new level with some behaviors. It's always with people who have done something to me first, though.

I eat all the chocolate chips or m&m's out of my husband's trail mix when he isn't looking.

R292, i leave segregated green and yellow gummies at work. Here! These suck. Eat them. Ha.

listen to me. if you take a big shit at the gym you better flush that goddamned dump! I'm so fucking tired of going into a stall to piss because of others in the urinal line and seeing turds the size of my forearm floating in the toilet!!!!!!

R294 doesn’t get the thread.

R294 = guy who lets his dogs shit in neighbor's yards

But what do YOU do, r294, that makes someone else's life miserable?

^^He posts here.

oh god i wish i was dead!