OMG

Tell her about us here. Send her a link. We adore her.

What is she buying? Describe the food.

Our touch with greatness!

Ask her who the fuck she is

Does it look like she's had work done? Is it subtle or garish? Get closer!

Tell her we’re good friends with her son Thom Bierdz.

Did you bring her autobiography with you? If so, you can ask her to autograph it!

I’m scared iof her. Hasn’t she attacked people? Or was that Joey Heatherton?

I didn’t see inside her cart but she was in the soup aisle.

I am too much of a wimp to take a frontal pic but I got her back and a kind of lousy profile while she was in line. I will try to upload them.

Is she wearing a turban?

Ask her if she knows Angelyne.

Try mistaking her for Jess Walton and see what happens!

What is she doing in Sherman Oaks? There's no GLAMOUR in Sherman Oaks!

Ask her what kind of a name is Brendad, anyway.

She actually did not look bad. Pink poreless-looking skin and light, almost platinum, board straight blond hair. Duck lips. I would guess fifties or early sixties if I didn’t know her age.

R12 those “candid” photos of her reading her own book in public were taken at the Sherman Oaks Gelsons. Apparently we have something special to attract such a celebrity.

I thought maybe you spelled her name wrong? Is she working? Maybe she is in costume?

Run up to her and ask, "I'm so sorry to bother you. But are you Deven Green?"

Will see if this works. I’m horrible with computers.

Go up to her and say, "Well, hello!"

Oh she's got the ass of a young woman!

"I like to wear a beret while shopping at Ralph's. It makes me feel like I'm browsing boutiques on the Champs deleessee."

"When turning tricks at the Ralph's restroom, bring a shopping cart so the store's security team thinks you're buying, not blowing "

Was she buying carrot sticks?

Run up to her backwards — you won’t even have to say anything because this will completely freak her the fuck out!

I hate the ugly hair. Who doesn't know that it looks awful?

Did she let Snapper eat her out?

Are you sure that's not Joni Mitchell?

Ask her if she ever got to sample Kristoff St. John.

I love you, OP. You do the DL proud.

Can you wrangle an invitation back to her place? Check the medicine cabinet.

You should have gone up to her and yelled HELLO! AND WELCOME TO MY SOUP AISLE!

This was as close as I was getting.

In both pictures a guy is furtivey checking her out, so I guess she’s still got it.

Gelsons? It's very dramatic.

How did u NOT approach her?

Is she related to the Portsmouth Icksons?

Which Ralph's in Sherman Oaks, on Ventura or Burbank?

She is so amazing.

Ventura of course R35. She would be caught dead at the Burbank one. *I* wouldn’t be caught dead at the Burbank one.

Sorry, she WOULDN’T be caught dead there. Ventura Ralphs and Gelsons ONLY for a star of her stature (or Whole Foods before the Amazon buyout).

Tell her that you remember her from her one scene on "Falcon Crest" telling Julia Cumson that she was now married to Julia's ex, Tony.

R4 Ditto. No clue.

R4 and R40 would not be welcomed to her home.

Imagine being in the same vicinity and breathing the same rarified air that she breathes! You've reached the pinnacle of your existence OP; please don't forget the rest of us DL'ers. Throw us a scrap now and again will you?

I would have stared and held my nose.

[quote]Was she buying carrot sticks?

That's AMOROUS CONGRESS STICKS, ya big silly!

Tell her she once did your nails at Hazel's.

OP, I don't know who she is but I truly appreciate your post and your efforts for going the extra mile for us.

I vote the OP for Datalounger of the day award.

OP deserves to receive free lifetime posting privileges.

WHAT NOW, OP?

I think this brush with greatness will sustain OP for a good long while R48

I’ve now seen Brendad, Angelyne, and Loni Anderson in the flesh. It’s all downhill from here.

We all envy you, OP. You've achieved something the rest of us can only dream of: Standing in the glow of a true legend.

We shall live vicariously through you OP.

The bitch looks firm as hell. Give her a squeeze.

Ewwwww! I saw Angelyne not long ago and she was looking haggard.

You should have sneaked up behind her and growled,

"THE BELLS HAVE SENT ME."

Op, this is what the DL is all about! Thank you!

“What a thing to wear to the grocery store. What a thing to wear to RALPH’S.”

OP: Thanks for injecting some joy into the tumultuous (and, I hope, dwindling) days of the reign of tiny IQ45. Every little bit helps.

WHO??

Well, you'd never find Dorothy Kilgallen there.

This thread is magical. OP, any further encounters with Bdick??

For our Shapphic Sister at R46:

No R61, but she seems to hang out in grocery stores in Sherman Oaks a lot. If you cruised them regularly for awhile, meeting her would be an inevitability.

Good to know, R63. But isn't' her condo, which she claims her HOA has "placed a fraud check" upon in Century City? I wonder why she treks all the way out there for groceries.

OP, was famed photographer Dan Kennedy with her?

When is the next home tour?

R17 OMG! That is one ratty Korean wig.

R31 "I'm sorry, Miss Dickson. Run your card through a fourteenth time. Maybe there is a problem with the system."

I wish you'd said to her, "The Bells are in aisle 4. They are looking for you."

It's odd that she is shopping for food in the Valley.

The condo (her mother left her) that is being forclosed on is in Century City.

I wonder if she has already been evicted , , ,

I grew up in Sherman Oaks and shopped at Ralph’s on Ventura and Coldwater.

WHO??

Ms Dickson is nuts. She's Jewish and has made some nutty Anti-Semitic statements.

You should have told her that Patty Hearst couldn't pull off a beret and she had money and a gun.

What does she live on, money-wise? I’m assuming she hasn’t had an acting job in 35 years, and soaps were never THAT lucrative.

But, Patty did pull off the beret, R73, albeit with a gun and hydra-like graphic to enhance.

R74 she cons people into giving her money and stuff.

Tell her that you loved her on Finders of Lost Loves.

She's auditioning for this role in Bridesmaids 2.

We must find her regular shopping schedule and show up en masse with headshots for her to autograph, and then there will be an article or tweet with photos which celebrates Brenda Star Dickson and her fabulous forever fans.

"Hasn’t she attacked people? Or was that Joey Heatherton?"

That was Bjork.

Does she know that Kay Chancellor passed away?

[quote]she cons people into giving her money and stuff.

For 35 years? People like who? She’s not exactly dressing like a bag lady. If not for Deven Green, she would’ve been completely forgotten about long ago. I mean, she’s clearly getting a lot of money from somewhere.

Was she buying trouser gravy?