Despite being young, rich, handsome, badass, heavily tattooed and educated, Nick articulates why its in fact a blessing to be single and free.
Nicholas Rock Johannsen On Why He Is Single
by Anonymous | reply 72 | February 12, 2019 9:26 AM |
Is he part cat or something?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 9, 2019 10:32 PM |
He’s single and staying that way because of those awful sideburns. Thread closed.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 9, 2019 10:34 PM |
That thing may be young, rich, badass, heavily tattooed and educated, but handsome he is definitely not.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 9, 2019 10:37 PM |
What exactly is this creature's claim to fame? Never heard of him, and I thank God for that.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 9, 2019 10:39 PM |
A man that takes such care of his eyebrows could never be referred to as handsome
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 9, 2019 10:40 PM |
..I don't know her
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 9, 2019 10:55 PM |
Cos he’s fug. Those eyebrows my dears!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 9, 2019 10:56 PM |
Plenty of guys are single, gay and straight. Sometimes it's okay, sometimes not. It is what it is. It's just kind of existing.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 9, 2019 11:35 PM |
He looks like a baked potato with grill marks.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 9, 2019 11:48 PM |
The picture explains why he is single
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 9, 2019 11:49 PM |
"Getting my shaved legs ready for fuck season."
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 9, 2019 11:50 PM |
"About to watch Boss Baby on my 85 inch TV on an otherwise rainy Friday night!"
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 9, 2019 11:51 PM |
There's a specific season for fucking?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 9, 2019 11:51 PM |
This fucking guy... nice find OP I remember him.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 9, 2019 11:53 PM |
An Absolutely Blinged Up Nicholas Rock Johannsen On His Way To Nobu Sushi in Malibu!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 9, 2019 11:55 PM |
Who is he? An actor? A retired athlete?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 9, 2019 11:55 PM |
"May not be the fanciest body wash out there but lately, i've been in love with this pear and aloe scented body wash by Dove. I loofah it allover my body even the bottoms of my feet and all between my asscrack. Makes me feel nice and fresh!"
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 9, 2019 11:57 PM |
"Love a nice ice cold Canada Dry Ginger Ale as our climate starts to warm up. Strangely, Ginger Ale makes my dick veinier I've noticed."
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 9, 2019 11:58 PM |
"Ladies! If your lazy, hairy ass boyfriend doesn't take care of his hygiene AND look and smell nice for you ALL the time, what does that say about YOU???!!! Get you a man whose big dick, waxed nutsac, armpits and asshole smells like coconut milk. That is all."
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 9, 2019 11:59 PM |
[quote]Who is he? An actor? A retired athlete?
He’s just a very bizarre wannabe/compulsive social media addict.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 10, 2019 12:00 AM |
This scammer and hustler talks about putting cleaner up his ass crack. Please tell that princess that I can smell his asshole through the internet! That is how bad his asscrack sells.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 10, 2019 12:02 AM |
She's the queen of TMI.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 10, 2019 12:04 AM |
"If you're me, summertime in #socal simply means banging even more pussy and taking 2-3 showers a day to rinse off. That's why I just hit up my local Pottery Barn and bought this luxury extra large bath towel in my favorite shade of porcelain blue! It dries me off while pampering my smooth skin in an organic blend."
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 10, 2019 12:04 AM |
"Mondays don't suck when you wake up rich. (And a big thank you to my esthetician Pamela who drove from Studio City to my house in Irvine Cove on her day off yesterday to make sure my eyebrows are forever on point)"
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 10, 2019 12:16 AM |
I wouldn't fuck that disgusting pig with someone else's cock.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 10, 2019 12:23 AM |
It’s gotta be an act. Lol.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 10, 2019 12:26 AM |
An Influencer for the taint & the coin purse?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 10, 2019 12:33 AM |
Does this hideous delusional phaggo think sharing pictures of Walgreen's toiletries make hur an 'influencer?" Sadly laughbale. She has paunchy bloated drag queen face, and Zardoz hair.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 10, 2019 12:37 AM |
This is fucking performance art, right? Where’s the art school kid following this jamook around with a camera and complete lack of self-awareness?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 10, 2019 12:38 AM |
R23 Doesn't she mean mussy and puss-he? His own since the princess is most definitely a bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 10, 2019 12:38 AM |
But how did he get rich?
And why does he have Disney villain-ess eyebrows?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 10, 2019 12:40 AM |
His BEARD!!!
You monsters, you maniacs... what have you done to his beard?!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 10, 2019 12:43 AM |
I could not help but think of his similarity to Egg Fu from Wonder Woman comics back in the day. Except Egg Fu was more attractive.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 10, 2019 12:49 AM |
Who is this?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 10, 2019 1:03 AM |
He’s very quaint.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 10, 2019 1:07 AM |
Googled him.
He's fat.
He's old. His beard is white. He dyes it.
He claims to own a casino in Las Vegas.
Probably an ex drug dealer.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 10, 2019 1:08 AM |
It was nice of Nicholas Rock Johannsen to start a thread about himself on datalounge.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 10, 2019 1:21 AM |
R38 You mean just like Ms Frankie Grande does?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 10, 2019 2:56 AM |
People were talking about him on Twitter today, it took me the longest time to figure out that he claims to be straight.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 10, 2019 4:07 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 10, 2019 6:17 AM |
Rich? His car in the videos isn't even a low level luxury car - the Armani Exchange tank, the christian audigier cap, the cholo eyebrows, living in Irvine. Maybe he's rich in his circle, but not LA rich.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 10, 2019 7:15 AM |
As the old saying goes,"Fake it till you make it"
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 10, 2019 8:10 AM |
Wow, that Twitter thread is gold. Totally believable he pooped in his ex wife’s kitchen sink per court documents. They say his personal chef is actually his mother.😂
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 10, 2019 12:14 PM |
If he’s so rich why does he use such crap grooming products. This has to be a joke.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 11, 2019 2:36 AM |
R45 I guess it's not a good idea to invite him over for dinner
by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 11, 2019 2:41 AM |
Now that I've watched more of his videos, I'm definitely getting a Elliot Rodger vibe from him. The following creepy video shows him hanging out in the parking lot of Gold's Gym Venice Beach and making comments about people as they enter the gym.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 11, 2019 2:47 AM |
Where is the story about shitting in his ex’s sink?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 11, 2019 3:16 AM |
I love it when drug dealers are covered in cystic acne scars.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 11, 2019 3:17 AM |
R49 From the Twitter thread linked above: "He was married to a woman who was previously Jeff Goldblum's fiance, but she cheated on him with an insurance agent once their pet grooming franchise started failing, so he broke into her house and shit in her sink. All of this info is available in actuals lawsuits." Here's the lawsuits (his real name according to the Twitter link is Aly Ashley Jash):
by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 11, 2019 3:21 AM |
So the "Rock's" real name is Ashley?
LOL
by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 11, 2019 3:24 AM |
"In trying to figure out where his "money" comes from, I discovered that his parents tried to commit insurance fraud in the 80's after their furniture store suspiciously burned down. The Jash Family clearly rules."
by Anonymous | reply 55 | February 11, 2019 3:29 AM |
The aforementioned Twitter thread about him. It's long but entertaining:
by Anonymous | reply 56 | February 11, 2019 3:34 AM |
Excellent. Thank you r51, etc
by Anonymous | reply 57 | February 11, 2019 3:44 AM |
I think we can safely assume now that his "personal chef" is his mom
by Anonymous | reply 58 | February 11, 2019 4:31 AM |
OK, I have to say it...this guy is hot as fuck. I have pre cum in my shorts just looking at him.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | February 11, 2019 4:43 AM |
Hi Ashley!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | February 11, 2019 4:52 AM |
Well, he is wearing a v-neck caftan...
by Anonymous | reply 61 | February 11, 2019 4:56 AM |
“Pat, I’d like to solve the puzzle please”
by Anonymous | reply 63 | February 11, 2019 5:06 AM |
R51 sounds like a game of MadLibs.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 11, 2019 5:37 AM |
Glad he tinted his truck windows so dark we can’t see his “balls getting motorboated” per r48’s video.
It seems like he disabled comments on his videos, such a shame.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | February 11, 2019 8:10 AM |
Would you be surprised if I told you he was a Limp Bizkit fan?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | February 11, 2019 8:12 AM |
The LadyKaKa7 YouTube account seems to be an old account of his
by Anonymous | reply 67 | February 11, 2019 9:47 PM |
This is obviously before he swore off body hair
by Anonymous | reply 68 | February 11, 2019 9:49 PM |
He’s so weird, wonder how she ended up with him.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | February 11, 2019 10:11 PM |
I think I'm in love. I want his weird beard on my taint. We can ask his mom/personal chef for sushi after.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | February 12, 2019 4:32 AM |
Go get him r71, he’s definitely available.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | February 12, 2019 9:26 AM |