As requested - continuation of the 2018 thread
Commercials you're hating in 2019
|by Anonymous||reply 142||8 hours ago|
The DNA test commercial (Ancestry.com?) where the lady screams, “I thought I married an Italian!” Her and her husband seem ashamed when they find out through the DNA test that he’s really Eastern European. That commercial creeps me out so bad.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||02/09/2019|
FIVE NINETY NINE, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||02/09/2019|
r1, My biggest problem with that commercial is near the end when the husband picks up the picture of his ancestor and says "yes, he looks a little like me." NO idiot! He came first, you look like him, not the other way around.
Damn Millennials are dumb.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||02/10/2019|
The one where the hag in the grocery store invades the personal space of a younger female shopper in the produce department to the point of inhaling her hair and telling her she smells like her dead husband. Step off, bitch!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||02/10/2019|
I started off hating it, but the commercial with Progressive's Flo attending a big party at her co-worker Jamie's house is making me laugh. It is so outrageous to have him living in a huge McMansion with a gorgeous wife and several blond happy kids and he can sing like Gomer Pyle as he strums his guitar.
"She is so tiny, like a little child."
"Flo" is showing up as one of the wife's friends on "The Goldberg's."
|by Anonymous||reply 5||02/10/2019|
I’ve been hating these TD Ameritrade commercials since 2018, that feature this smarmy, over the hill, bearded hipster douche.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||02/10/2019|
I hate the Rexulti commercial where the "Good Works Kitchen" volunteers have their long hair hanging down while they're handling food. "They're getting a free lunch. Fuck 'em if they can't take a little hair."
Also, the main frau has one of those weird flat faces with vast expanses of lifeless skin, giving the appearance of an artist's rendition of what an unidentified murder victim looked like in life.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||02/10/2019|
"On an island called Paradishe at a plashe callt AT-LANT-ish!"
|by Anonymous||reply 8||02/10/2019|
Local for NYers -- the WCBS ads that feature an annoying Country-Western sounding jingle that demand viewers to "listen to Lonnie" for the weather. Then it shows weatherman Lonnie Quinn staring at screens, scribbling on pads, talking to underlings like a busy bee and we better "listen" to his forecast or else. I hate how they conflate the importance of the weatherman, who all he does is get his info from the National Weather Service and relays it to viewers, but they make it sound like Lonnie is the only man who gets the right info. And he never looks humble.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||02/11/2019|
Is he at least cute and gay r9?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||02/11/2019|
That Asian woman in that Discovery Card Cash Back commercial annoys the FUCK out of me. "I'm getting my moneeey!" Somebody smack her!
|by Anonymous||reply 11||02/11/2019|
The new Dior ad with Natalie Portman. Terrible in every way, and it uses that horrific Sia song "Chandelier" which makes me want to throw something through the TV.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||02/11/2019|
Judge for yourself R10
|by Anonymous||reply 13||02/11/2019|
That Duke's Mayonnaise commercial with that PBS bitch, Vivian-something-or-other.
I cringe whenever it comes on and can't change the channel fast enough.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||02/11/2019|
I just watched the WCBS weatherman ad linked by R13 and I fuckin' LOVE it! If that catchy song were released as a single, I'd buy it.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||02/12/2019|
"I'm 65 and take medications." Congratufuckinlations. Are you taking something for that freakish alien head?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||02/12/2019|
Poshmark with the grimacing ugly long hair blonde saying she made bank
|by Anonymous||reply 17||02/12/2019|
The Match.com commercial with the girl named Courtney. The vocal fry and hipster porkpie hat annoy me no end. "I like nice guys - come fiiiiiiiiiiiiiind meeeeeeeeee". Needy much?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||02/12/2019|
The sound of this kid's voice makes me want to kick a puppy. I hate this commercial. A lot.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||02/12/2019|
God yes R11, that one. I want to kick her in the crotch.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||02/12/2019|
I hated those Shriner's hospital ones, but thanks to a thread here about them they make me laugh. Every time I see the little blond wheelchair kid I think of Eve Harrington. The new cute cripple kid on the block.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||02/12/2019|
Oh, I hate those douchey TD Ameritrade commercials. When the revolution comes and we eat the rich, those guys are first on the list.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||02/12/2019|
Maddie and her mom in the hershey’s Miniatures ad.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||02/12/2019|
r13, well he has a little girl but I didn't see a frau anywhere around, however, he does wear a wedding ring.
Maybe he's gay married? I have no clue.
He is cute though, especially for a 55 year old.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||02/12/2019|
The Luke Wilson toothpaste commercial is beyond annoying and he’s not that good looking to have all those extreme close-ups.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||02/12/2019|
Any commercial for a Rebel Wilson movie that involves a scene with her tripping and falling. Unfortunately, she has a movie coming out soon and we are being bombarded with the TV ads with just this scene. The heavy person stumbling and falling has never been that funny but they keep throwing it in movies.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||02/13/2019|
The ones with bi-racial couples laughing in slow-motion during breakfast.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||02/13/2019|
On the "love" side, I have major hots for the guy in glasses with the full Jewish mouth who does the "Nope" to all things traffic as he drives backwards and gets a Lyft. Hot guy, good actor.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||02/13/2019|
R25,. I must say I love the choices the delivery guy makes at the end when Luke tells him there's no such thing as too close. "Yes, there is..." and then that little sighed "Okaaay..." He could get a sitcom out of this ad like Jim Parsons did.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/13/2019|
I think it's a paper towel commercial (Bounty) where someone spills or drops food in slow motion with a long "nooooooooo." OMFG I have to mute the fucking thing, it annoys me the fuck out.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||02/13/2019|
R30 I just can't stand that pirate demon child. I like to back hand that little cunt if she'd stab me in the ass. Can't change the channel fast enough
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/13/2019|
There's a current one for Activia which shows close-ups of women's bellies, with the implication that if you eat the product, you get will get nice abs. I noticed that in a lot of yogurt commercials - eat their stuff and you become slim and athletic. Even Activia, whose real selling point is that it will keep you regular but they put emphasis on outward physical appearance, not your doody schedule. Even these foreign Activia ads follow the "get thin!" story line.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||02/13/2019|
This belongs in the Shriners thread but I hate the insidious sliding-in of Kaleb while Alec became a mere dot on the horizon in our rearview mirrors. I was old enough and aware enough to know that I was being groomed by dark forces, but what could I do?
By the time they dropped the bomb and audaciously exposed what they had done to us by showing Alec rolling up to Kaleb and grunting, "hey kid, come with me and help me look for my lost puppy.....I'll give you $5 and a pack of Camels" while winking at Kaleb's mother, my will to resist had been broken.
It's official: the kind is dead, long live the king!
|by Anonymous||reply 33||02/13/2019|
All the Nulasta commercials ....they all have the dog, the nice back yard, nice patio furniture, caring spouse, long gaze at trees....
|by Anonymous||reply 34||02/13/2019|
Those stupid AT&T ones with the voiceover going “JUST OKRRR IS NOT OKAAYYY”
That and that chase commercial with that terrible Havana song. I’d rather hear Mambo #5 on an infinite loops forever than that fucking song again
|by Anonymous||reply 35||02/13/2019|
R30 hasn’t had a tv for 30 years.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||02/13/2019|
Pepsi is not OKrrrrrrrr!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||02/13/2019|
The snack chip one with the Backstreet Boys and some rapper with no personality. I saw it during SNL and thought it was one of their parodies. Are they so hard up for money they need to shill chips?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||02/13/2019|
I want to stab Cardi B in the eyes, rip of her wig, and stuff it up her twat.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||02/13/2019|
This is a radio ad, but really unparalleled in its 2002 faux-ghetto horribleness.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||02/13/2019|
This Dish Network ad with the horrible southern frau and her mascot bulldog
|by Anonymous||reply 41||02/13/2019|
Juvederm w Big Freedia's "Karaoke".
|by Anonymous||reply 42||02/13/2019|
The Truvada commercial that throws in a black woman along with the gay and transgender spokesmodels just because black women have high HIV rates, even though you know black women IRL aren't taking it!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 43||02/13/2019|
The antivaping commercials with puppets, especially the fog horn one.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||02/13/2019|
That Chick Fil A one where that frau-cunt (Jenna or something) declares that her favorite part of the chicken club sandwich is the TOASTED BUN. Really? The bun? And something about how if you bite slowly, you can LITERALLY taste every layer of the sandwich. HATE. IT.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||02/13/2019|
If I see that little fag Alex from Shriners I'm on my screen one more time! Hes gonna be in the hospital!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||02/13/2019|
The one with the kid who asks, 'What does the dishwasher do?' after she says her mom prewashes the dishes.
She annoys the crap out of me.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||02/13/2019|
The Progressive commercial that shows an adult acting like a baby and then says “Grow up! Get your own damn insurance!” Way to be condescending and talk down to your audience!
|by Anonymous||reply 48||02/13/2019|
Eva Longoria pronouncing "Hy a la ron ic Acid" in the L'Oreal commercial.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||02/14/2019|
There's a Geoffrey Fieger Law commercial that plays around the clock in the Detroit area. "Not Giving Innnnnn...." is the song that is played and it's annoying AF. Fieger looks creepy and the commercials are a hot mess.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||02/14/2019|
That 7-Up commercial with Geoffrey Holder.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||02/14/2019|
The Indeed job site background music makes me want to stick a knife in my ears.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||02/14/2019|
I can't stand the kid asking "what does the dishwasher do" either.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||02/14/2019|
Ha, R42, I used to hate that commercial, too. Then a few months ago, my sister's dog died, and that cat-hating person started bonding with my cat. Now, whenever she comes out here from Houston for a visit, the first thing she does is look for my cat, and they do this dance together to that Juvederm/Big Freedia song: "MinkaMinkaMinkaMinka Minka cat/MinkaMinkaMinkaMinka Minka cat." Over and over. It's kind of cute, actually. So that commercial has grown on me!
|by Anonymous||reply 54||02/14/2019|
It's a radio ad (don't know if it's on TV too), but the goddamn Jennifer Garner Capital One ad. "Hello, Ms. Garner, this is your wake up call." "Oh, thank you...but while I have you on the phone," Bitch, no!! I'm not staying on the fucking phone to hear you talk about the benefits of Capital One. I have a REAL job and other guests. She seems like the type to actually do that. She grates on me to no end.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||02/14/2019|
Aw r54, I had a Minka puss too!
|by Anonymous||reply 56||02/14/2019|
On my internet cable provider there are commercials for the show Black-ish that are sponsored by milk. Which seems so wrong, the whitest substance promoting a show called Black-ish, coffee I can imagine, but milk?
|by Anonymous||reply 57||02/14/2019|
The new Geico spot with the pig in the car squealing "Whee, wee, WHEEE!" all the way home is so annoying I have to mute that shit. I'm talking Kars 4 Kids annoying!
|by Anonymous||reply 58||02/14/2019|
r58, sadly there's nothing new about that commercial.
But you're right about it being super annoying.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||02/14/2019|
EVERY goddam Liberty Mutual commercial all shot in front of a phony Statue of Liberty backdrop especially the witness protection ones..."Hi Mr Landry!" Fuck you Mr. Landry.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||02/14/2019|
R47 I tease my partner with that commercial because he does the something too. I want to make that a ringtone for him
|by Anonymous||reply 61||02/14/2019|
Minka is gorgeous, R54.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||02/14/2019|
Ok, the Stella Artrois commercials with Carrie and the Dude forgoing their usual alcoholic drinks for the beer are annoying.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||02/15/2019|
Crocodiles crawling around outside the "real" people (not actors) in the Chevy commercial is maybe the stupidest thing I have ever seen on TV.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||02/15/2019|
"What does the dishwasher do?"
Well, sweetie, let's see, can you fit inside it? Let's take the drawer out...now try....
|by Anonymous||reply 65||02/15/2019|
[quote]Crocodiles crawling around outside the "real" people (not actors) in the Chevy commercial is maybe the stupidest thing I have ever seen on TV.
Oh dear God, yes!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||02/19/2019|
The Bernie for President ads have already begun...
|by Anonymous||reply 67||02/19/2019|
That stupid Pizza Hut that uses, "Baby Got Back". I hate it all- the bulgy eyes, the Oh Ma Ga, the crossed eyes and the hip flick. ARGH.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||02/19/2019|
Not sure which crap restaurant it is, but the one with the original Dion recording of "Runaround Sue" - what does a song by a lovelorn guy warning other guys about a slut who can’t be trusted have to do with takeout food?
|by Anonymous||reply 69||02/19/2019|
Big fat Mimi and her milquetoast brother, in that JUUL commercial that looks like it was filmed in a cheap motel. Mimi: "I'm a pain! I'm a 'little sister!'" Mimi also inflicts her vocal fry and dismissive tone upon her viewers who, despite what she assumes, don't find her cute or delightful.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||02/20/2019|
ALL of the Farmer's Only commercials. All of them. Trumpkins in love. Shoot them now.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||02/20/2019|
Those seriously stupid dumbasses on every goddamn SONIC commercial. I used to like their food but would never patronize them again.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||02/20/2019|
The crocodiles are "real' too. they should eat the people who make the fucking commercial.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||02/20/2019|
PURPLE BRICK. ‘Nuff said.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||02/20/2019|
Exactly WHY do the Discover card commercials feature "twins" talking to each other on the phone? It's so annoyingly nonsensical.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||02/20/2019|
That annoying woman who shows off her pee absorbing underwear.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||02/20/2019|
Bad enough I have to endure being "attaqued" by Shaq in almost every other commercial, but now they have added his Shakespearean prowess to a "General Insurance" commercial and he can't even get the quote right.
Is there anyone in the civilized world who can't quote: "To be or not to be, that is the question."
Why, yes there is and it is on full display as Shaq acts out the quote. Unfortunately, he says:
"To be or not to be.......THEREFORE..." Before they cut him off.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||02/21/2019|
The one where the computer generated fuzzy things go "Hi-eeeeee" then go "Bye-eeeeeee".
|by Anonymous||reply 78||02/21/2019|
This one for Classico pasta sauce, airing here in Canada, I think it's a couple of years old but it's been in heavy rotation lately. Hip-hop grannies - how original!!
|by Anonymous||reply 79||02/21/2019|
Liberty Mutual--the fucking theme song, all of it. And those car insurance commercials featuring Oscar winner and money whore what's-his-name, who also showed his ass on OZ.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||02/21/2019|
The singing insurance thing at the piano. And btw, now that Geico is too cheap to make new commercials, are all those actors now getting residuals again? They'd fucking better be.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||02/21/2019|
I hate Marie Osmond in Nutri System!
|by Anonymous||reply 82||02/21/2019|
The cottage cheese commercial from Daisy.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||02/21/2019|
Wells Fargo "My New Favorite Thing I Think I'm in Love" Propel card commercial with the pizza delivery to the pool that cuts to the dancing couple in headphones that knock over a lamp and fear they've awakened their infant.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||02/21/2019|
That fucking Venus commercial for women's shavers where they have a bunch of really ugly deformed and tatooed women shaving their pits and their arms. Freedom to be you! I need to avert my eyes before the one with the spotted skin starts shaving her pits.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||02/21/2019|
Awww, thanks, R62. She's a shameless flirt, never met a stranger. I'm happy to have her in my life.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||02/21/2019|
Jesus Lord, that horrific commercial for some eczema prescription drug, where all the random objects in life suddenly sprout itchy worms, maggots, and I don't know what all else because I change the channel the second it comes on.
I get the creepy crawlies just thinking about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||02/21/2019|
Some of you list commercials you’ve either made up or haven’t seen in years. Dumb bastards.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||02/22/2019|
I hate cable commercials. Now that you pay each station to get it thru your cable they rarely play "commercials", they run promos for their own shows. Try watching a show on Logo and you get the same god damn RuPaul DragRace promo every six minutes
|by Anonymous||reply 89||02/22/2019|
R89 the rupaul commercial where the one queen says “go back to party city where you belong”. And then some gargantuan black queen says “get your nuts out of my face!”.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||02/22/2019|
I'm old enough to remember cable being sold as commercial-free, since you paid for it every month.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||02/22/2019|
PAN PAN PAN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!
|by Anonymous||reply 92||02/22/2019|
The pizza commercial where the man and woman slam their faces down on the table to see the thin crust of the pizza.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||02/22/2019|
Oh my god, that new Pepsi commercial with that tarted up chick (no idea who the fuck it is, I'm old) saying "OKRRRRRRRRRRR" instead of "okay".
UGH, so fucking annoying I just want to smack the shit out of her.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||02/24/2019|
All car commercials.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||02/24/2019|
The one where the women are all having panic attacks depicted as huge metal plates coming out of their bodies. Seriously? Showing the woman sobbing in her car? Gawd. Grow up. We don't need to have all your issues shoved in our faces. I'm eating.
Has the word dignity become a hate crime?
|by Anonymous||reply 96||02/24/2019|
The Depends commercial with the guy that looks way too much like Jerry Sandusky to me. Also, he is such a large guy I picture him just filling that ugly grey diaper up with a gallon of piss while he is out hiking with his family. There is also a spot they are showing for Ari Melber's show with Donnie Deustch laughing hysterically at Ari quoting some rap lyric. Ridiculous.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||02/24/2019|
That couple in the Geico gecko yard sale ad. "If it's in the yard--it's for sale."
Like that's even a thing? Get the fuck off my property!
|by Anonymous||reply 98||02/24/2019|
The kitty litter "stink face" spot. Makes me want to drown the woman with the face AND the cat.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||02/26/2019|
Who's the fat lady in the booth in the new Pepsi commercial with Cardi B.?
|by Anonymous||reply 100||02/27/2019|
Can't stand that dignity health where they are doing a football game and having some small kid running down the field . I'm like "tackle that stupid kid".
|by Anonymous||reply 101||03/01/2019|
Just saw a commercial for something called Hempvana Hands which are finger-less compression gloves "infused with cannabis sativa hemp", that are supposed to help people with hand issues like arthritis and carpal tunnel. Really?
|by Anonymous||reply 102||03/13/2019|
Nailed it!! The ad for go-gurt where the fat frau mom congratulates herself by sticking a frozen stick of yogurt in her spawn's lunch. Nailed It!! I would like to take a nail gun to her head.
I really really really want to punch the Arby's guy in the face. And then punch him some more.
The Real Real ad with a model who manages to be both fug and smug. You are not the second coming of Evangelista, bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||03/13/2019|
The Joe Namath home health aides.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||03/13/2019|
The Ford commercial where the mob is carrying the back lift gates with a pop song in the background.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||03/13/2019|
The Arbys guy! He's the voice of Archer and Bobs Burgers. Even thought he looks terrible in real life, I still love his voice
|by Anonymous||reply 106||03/13/2019|
On the "love" side, I adore that Seth Rogan clone in the AT&T commercials, especially the one where he says, "Oh, that's not awesome at all." I say that all the time now.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||03/13/2019|
That fucking pepsi commercial makes me want to fucking punch that cunt out.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||03/13/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 109||03/14/2019|
That one where the one girl is telling the other how she rented all these different hotel rooms, and her friend is wondering how she did it, and the first one, hereafter referred to as Smug Bitch, practically rolls her eyes and answers like a valley girl, instead of just telling her friend about the app she used. I hope she is flying on one of those tainted Boeings on her trip.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||03/14/2019|
LOL that's actress Anna Kendrick r110, she's fairly well known outside of commercials.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||Last Wednesday at 5:38 PM|
She had the same effect on me when we went INTO THE WOODS.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||Last Wednesday at 5:41 PM|
Those horrible, pretentious car ads with Matthew McConaghey . The worst.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||Last Wednesday at 6:10 PM|
That plaque psoriasis medication commercial where the woman gets out of bed and brushes a pile of flaked skin from her blue bottom sheet. Gag!
I feel for those plagued with this skin disease and others, but do we have to see that shit?
|by Anonymous||reply 114||Last Wednesday at 6:54 PM|
I agree R114 -- but how else would we have learned that Cyndy Lauper suffered from the heartbreak of psoriasis? I don't know her well enough, do you?
|by Anonymous||reply 115||Last Wednesday at 7:31 PM|
R78 that yellow fur ball with the hiiiii! hiiiiii! byyyyeeeee!s is my most hated commercial too! It's for Cricket wireless. I messaged them saying that I would not even consider purchasing their services for at least five years after they cease and desist running those ads and strongly recommended firing the advertising team that came up with it.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||Last Wednesday at 10:06 PM|
The one Matthew McConaughey ad r113 they are running now where he is holding court at a dinner party with the blond extra nervously saying "whattttttt?" and then everyone watching him play pool by himself from their position in the hallway,as if they are in the presence of greatness to him walking to the car with a haunted/doped-up look on his face is especially annoying and down right bizarre. Normally I wouldn't scrutinize an ad to the extent I have this one but they seem to show it every ten minutes on MSNBC which is about the only channel I watch anymore.
I also hate the commercial for some drug were they have the actors sitting on toilets having trouble taking a shit. grosses me out.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||Yesterday at 3:54 AM|
Are these guys lovers? Anyway the skinny guy is hawt. These are showing repeatedly in NYC area.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||Yesterday at 5:03 AM|
The singing Progressive box "Live From The Star-Lite Lounge" ad. It is fucking shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||Yesterday at 7:37 AM|
Am I the only person in the world who doesn't think that Matthew McConaughey is handsome? His face looks kind of flat, as if it's been squashed. He reminds me of someone who's had plastic surgery after his face was disfigured, but it hasn't quite worked.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||Yesterday at 9:02 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 121||Yesterday at 9:03 AM|
The commercial with the little black girl rapping. Her voice is annoying and I don't understand a word she is saying
The commercial with the silly women singing and dancing in the street about birth control with no hormones.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||Yesterday at 9:12 AM|
I can’t stand him.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||Yesterday at 9:12 AM|
R120: He was very handsome in his prime (A Time to Kill era). He has not aged well and yes, his face does look lopsided and car commercials are lame.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||Yesterday at 9:14 AM|
Very local ad for a psychic reader. Vanessa is advertising on News12 Brooklyn channel. She looks like Monica Lewinsky with a face full of makeup, gaudy rings and long garish nails. She's shown sitting on an ornate, gold trimmed chair while examining her clients palm with a magnifying glass. First, she must be making a good amount if she can advertise on TV, but I resent her gypping fools.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||Yesterday at 9:37 AM|
That awful webiyanycar.com commercial with dancers in business suits.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||Yesterday at 11:17 AM|
R113, R117 I hate that Matthew McConaughey commercial for Lincoln. He is too cool for school. That shtick is boring, immature, and he is so unworthy of being cool. My question is who would buy a Lincoln because of seeing him acting aloof in a commercial. I have never met a man who liked him or a women who got wet from him.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||Yesterday at 11:37 AM|
He'a also the RUDEST man to ever hold a dinner party! Who leaves their guests talking at the table like that to go off and shoot pool in the garage or basement or wherever that is? Who then gets in his car and leaves his house entirely leaving his poor put upon wife to entertain the guest while he is absent, off on his own psychedelic trip or what not?
Simply atrocious manners.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||Yesterday at 11:54 AM|
Drug commercials with fat people. Mainly diabetes drugs. The message is obviously take our drug and you can keep stuffing your face.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||Yesterday at 12:15 PM|
Another vote for the real real. Is ezra miller in a dress supposed to make women want to buy it?
|by Anonymous||reply 130||Yesterday at 3:12 PM|
R127, Barbara Walters was swooning about Matthew McConaughey on "The View" several years ago. Not sure how far her dementia had progressed by then.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||Yesterday at 4:06 PM|
The weird thing about the McConaughey dinner party ad, besides his doped up look, is that there are no other cars at the party!
|by Anonymous||reply 132||Yesterday at 4:15 PM|
The tooth implant ads, featuring people who are "ashamed" about their missing teeth, "afraid" to smile, and generally too distraught to live. My favorite is the obstetrician who can't beam at the new babies he delivers and their ecstatic parents because he has to hide his imperfect smile behind his mask! Try as I might, it's impossible to summon too much sympathy for these shallow vain people who suffer this "disability" -- there are people who can't walk, you big crybabies!
|by Anonymous||reply 133||Yesterday at 4:38 PM|
They are all hostages.If the camera were to pull back a bit you would see the men with the guns. That is why the woman so nervously says 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵? and they all cower in the hallway to watch him play pool.....they are forced to. It's actually a David Lynch nightmare.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||Yesterday at 4:38 PM|
The PSA one with the little kid who asks his dad "Do we have a gun?" Airs endlessly, sometimes multiple times in a row, when watching various channels via SlingTV.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||Yesterday at 4:49 PM|
Cottonelle and its "Care Down There" ad is all kinds of gross. The voice-over spins the story of a couple going on vacation and the woman getting a bikini wax for the occasion, then turns it into her picking the right kind of TP that will make sure she's squeaky clean. While this audio is going, it shows a peach in a tiny beach chair - a hand holding some TP wipes the peach and shows all of the "sand" that came off on the TP.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||15 hours ago|
R132 excellent observation !
|by Anonymous||reply 137||15 hours ago|
Nah, not so great, R137.
Any real host of a dinner party would have their guests’ cars valeted away from theirs. Need we show you the proper DL etiquette for a dinner party again??
|by Anonymous||reply 138||10 hours ago|
During Project Runway, they were advertising some app called Earnin, where you can get advances to your paycheck, as I understand. Each person was shown being down to empty pockets (not managing their money properly?) and 99% of the people shown to be using the app were POC. It makes me feel a ways...
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Any Nationwide commercial with Peyton Manning and Brad Paisley. They're painfully unfunny.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||9 hours ago|
The online casino one where the "real customers" all look like ex felons living in a trailer park. Which they probably are. The shot in a box and send it in the mail one, Coloshart or something. Poor mailman.
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