The National Enquirer Has JEFF BEZOS’ NUDES!

Alexa, show me hot daddy's dick pics

I don't think there's a single person in the world who wants to see this creepy nerd naked.

Wow - Not a fan of Bezos but he should definitely press charges. Blackmail is serious.

Barf!!!

Double barf!!!

He can’t prove anything. Bezos is just preparing us for the inevitable release of the pictures.

Someone who doesn't respect his user's privacy has his own privacy destroyed...karma is a bitch.

R6 I guess we’ll see what he can prove, but if he can prove blackmail, I’m with the other posters—that is serious, serious stuff, and he should get law enforcement involved.

Good PR for Amazon; everyone hates the Enquirer and this makes Bezos seem like the victim.

He’s a multi-jillionaire...he should sue the National Enquirer into oblivion.

I want to see what a billion dollar penis looks like

Are they blackmailing us all by threatening to publish them? I am ridiculously amused however that someone by the name of Pecker is involved.

So Mr. Pecker wants to show Mr. Bezo's pecker?

Look at Dylan Howard. He looks like a thumb.

Did they do it on the orders of their best friend and former business partner, Donald Trump?

Well now we have to see the 69 (lolz) billion dollar peen!

R11, It looks like an appendage to $70 BILLION DOLLARS, post-divorce!

I want to see Bezos’ cock so bad

The world's richest man is going to have his dick pics leaked....what a time to be alive! Can Trump's be far behind?

He can't prove anything [6]?

He published the emails the Enquirer sent to his attorney threatening to publish the pictures if Bezos didn't stop the investigation into the Enquirer.

If that's not attempted extortion, I don't know what is.

Pecker fucked up. This is blackmail, indisputably. He will land in prison

Im always open to seeing any mans penis. Sometimes they can surprise you.

[quote]I don't think there's a single person in the world who wants to see this creepy nerd naked.

New to Datalounge?

This is why you don't include your face in nudes!!

Nevertheless, show me what the world's richest man is packin'!

I'm conflicted. I don't want to see him naked but I do want him to be humiliated.

It ain't all that, trust me.

I always like to see if the pecker matches the face. It's one of my guilty pleasures.

R3 - You are so wrong about that - this is Data Lounge, homely, older men are always 'hot' to the geriatrics that populate this site.

Show us the dick. SHOW US THE DICK.

Please have a 3 in dick.

Oh, PLEASE.... have a 3 in dick

Alexa, describe Jeff Bezos's dick for me.

R9, Bezos does not SEEM like the victim: he is the victim. The Enquirer has been definitively revealed as just another part of the circle of drooling thugs surrounding Trump. That's what this is really about. Dicks? You can see 'em anywhere. Seeing Trump/the Enquirer/(possibly) Saudi Arabia try to blackmail the world's richest man into not investigating the murder of a journalist? That's pretty special.

Bezos probably stood nude in front of a Ring security camera.

Anyone else secretly hoping that their dick is bigger than Bezos' dick?

Please let this connect to Trump.

If there is a God, he wouldn't let someone be worth 70 billion, and be hung. It wouldn't be fair.

He could look like this and have 70 billion and I would be enchanted, r36.

I can’t believe the national enquirer actually put its blackmail request on its letter head

Ew, no one wants to see evil Lex Luthor naked.

I agree R38. Like Trump and Manafort, they really aren't smart enough to pull off the kind of crimes they want to

He’s a hot daddy. I’d hit that

Now tht he’s getting a divorce anyway, he doesn’t give a shit about those pictures

Didn’t Lauren Sanchez host So You Think You Can Dance? In its first season?

R42 But now he's going to be super paranoid that every woman he hooks up with has the potential to leak his texts and nude pictures

[quote]Pecker fucked up. This is blackmail, indisputably. He will land in prison

HAHAHAHAHAHA

have you just arrived in tRump's 'murikkkka, r21? He won't do one second of jail time. Wake up.

R45 Where have you been? Have you missed the indictments of half the people who have worked for him? Trump has lost every fight with the DOJ that's happened.

Bezo's bod really isn't bad. He's very worked out. I wouldn't mind seeing his dick pics, just out of curiosity.

And how many vastly wealthy people did the DOJ incarcerate, R 47? NONE that's how many.

You think David Pecker is "vastly" wealthy LOL He total net worth is estimated at 12 million. Thats less than one third of what Manafort has had to turn over to the DOJ. Michael Cohen is richer than him and is spilling EVERYTHING to the DOJ, SDNY, and Mueller.

I hope you people keep thinking you're invincinble. It just makes it more fun to watch you fall

Voila!

Pecker has agreed to cooperate with Mueller. This really throws a wrench into whatever his plans might have been.

[quote] The world's richest man is going to have his dick pics leaked....what a time to be alive! Can Trump's be far behind?

No way Trump knows how to take a selfie

R31 : *ding* *ding* " It is approximately 6.9 inches , with 4 pronounced veins running along the length of his shaft. The veins stop abruptly at a mushroom head somewhat purplish in complexion. Best estimates of circumference or girth are 5.2 inches. His balls are described as pecan sized. "

[quote]Alexa, show me hot daddy's dick pics

Surely you aren't referring to Bezos

Prime members will get a 8x10 copy with every order

I feel the same way, R25. Ultimately though, I hate the Enquirer much more than I could ever hate Bezos. My disgust at them possibly profiting off of this outweighs the enjoyment I'd get from seeing Bezos humiliated.

All billionaires are terrible, but I'd like to see Bezos's junk and hate-fap if it's any good.

Skinny, 5.5-6 inches.

I hope Bezos puts Peckerhead into the ground with this lawsuit. Not only is he a billionaire he owns a prestigious newspaper. Pecker is not going to know what hit him. This was a stupid fight to pick.

If they had pictures of him in blackface with his dick out I think we would have hit peak scandal

[quote]If they had pictures of him in blackface with his dick out I think we would have hit peak scandal

So close. He'd also have to be a Virginia Democrat.

I'm old. My friends are old. My remaining aunt is even older. Thank Bezos for Amazon! Getting necessities and fripperies alike delivered is much appreciated!

[bold]NUDE! NUDE! NUDE![/bold]

They're not even arguing about blackmail in the letters between the attorneys. They are arguing that they are copyrighted by Bezos, the originator of the images. The Enquirer then argues that they are "newsworthy" and the copyright is moot. They don't just have his dick. They have:

· Mr. Bezos face selfie at what appears to be a business meeting.

· Ms. Sanchez response — a photograph of her smoking a cigar in what appears to be a simulated oral sex scene.

· A shirtless Mr. Bezos holding his phone in his left hand — while wearing his wedding ring. He’s wearing either tight black cargo pants or shorts — and his semi-erect manhood is penetrating the zipper of said garment.

· A full-length body selfie of Mr. Bezos wearing just a pair of tight black boxer-briefs or trunks, with his phone in his left hand — while wearing his wedding ring.

· A selfie of Mr. Bezos fully clothed.

· A full-length scantily-clad body shot with short trunks.

· A naked selfie in a bathroom — while wearing his wedding ring. Mr. Bezos is wearing nothing but a white towel — and the top of his pubic region can be seen.

· Ms. Sanchez wearing a plunging red neckline dress revealing her cleavage and a glimpse of her nether region.

· Ms. Sanchez wearing a two-piece red bikini with gold detail dress revealing her cleavage.

What are the chances trump had a day in this? I’d say at least 50%...they hate each other and Tabloids love trump for whatever reason

[Quote]· A naked selfie in a bathroom — while wearing his wedding ring. Mr. Bezos is wearing nothing but a white towel — and the top of his pubic region can be seen.

I'd like to see that one. There's something way hotter about getting just a little taste rather than the whole shebang.

Trump is getting the government to do his dirty work for him.

"New: Washington Post reporter just said that Bezos’ investigator suspects that “a government agency” intercepted Bezos’ text messages."

R64, no, the Enquirer was blackmailing Bezos. The Enquirer was insisting that Bezos publicly proclaim that the Enquirer had no political (Trump-based) motive for publishing its earlier story about Bezos and his side piece, or it would release additional pictures. As a part of that exchange was a debate over who owned the photos, but that wasn’t the main emphasis.

[quote]Alexa, show me hot daddy's dick pics

[QUOTE]"New: Washington Post reporter just said that Bezos’ investigator suspects that “a government agency” intercepted Bezos’ text messages."

How the hell could they possibly prove that?

Bezos is gay

R70 I bet they mean the KGB or a Saudi government agency.

R70, there’s no evidence that Bezos’s phone was hacked, which you’d expect if a private entity obtained the pics.

AMI is now saying the extortion letter was part of "good faith negotiations" with Bezos.

[quote]American Media said in a statement on Friday morning that the company "believes fervently that it acted lawfully in the reporting of the story of Mr. Bezos. Further, at the time of the recent allegations made by Mr. Bezos, it was in good faith negotiations to resolve all matters with him," the company said.

Sorry but it's not that big. That's why he's doing this...

R70. Correct. If Bezos had evidence of a breach, his attorneys would already have turned everything over to the FBI under limited scope investigation. Not saying that it hasn’t happened, but considering how frontal his attacks are on AMI and that he’s asserting he’s using private investigators, it doesn’t appear he’s turning evidence over to the government.

The brother who leaked the pics works for Axis Entertainment and supposedly has working relationships with Roger Stone and Alex Jones. So is he an agent for all these Nazi types? It IS called Axis Entertainment.

The intersection of this story between big business, government, journalism and Hollywood is insane. It’s dizzying in its insanity.