Let's be a Salon or HuffPost headline, if they existed in The Golden Girls universe

Does Your Man Wear a Toupee? How Stan’s Hairpiece Is A Silent Reminder Of Your Oppression By The White Patriarchy

Uneducated Minnesota Woman Coasts Through Life Thanks To White Privilege

“Condoms, Rose! Condoms, condoms, condoms!”

Sex-Negative White Florida Woman Publicly Shames Elderly Woman For Exploring Her Sexuality

Students Call for Substitute Teacher’s Resignation After Alleging She Fraternized With White-Supremacist Author Barbara Thorndyke

Queer Housekeeper Says Miami Women “Ghosted” Him To Make Them More Popular; Betty White Insists He Was “Cut For Time—We Loved Coco!”

VIDEO: Senior Citizen Steals Girl’s Teddy Bear, Slams Door In Her Face And It’s Strangely Satisfying

No, the "Trash" will NOT be quiet: Why you have no business shaming the Sex Workers in your holding cell

Legendary Southern Seductress Finally Reveals What She Does With Whipped Cream And You Will Not Believe It

Concrete's Cleaner: Shocking Environmental Truth About 100 Year Old Oak Trees in Suburban Miami

Substitute teacher and white-supremacist fraternizing divorcée hated by Miami Latinx community for helping ICE deport allegedly talented writer -student

Miami Teacher Who Tweeted About Saving the Everglades Busted for Mink Breeding Operation in Garage

LGBTQXYZ Community Outraged When Minks Revealed as Gay

Don't Call This Female Jazz Band 'Queens': 'The Great Pretenders' Are REAL Women If They Say So

Video: CFS Denier Dr. Budd Cornered in Restaurant and Taken Down by Miami Substitute Teacher

'You dismissed me!' says Dorothy Zbornak, who suffers from Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (CFS).

Is it Really 2019? Miami 'Women Only' Health Club Still Denying Membership to Transwomen

"We don't need to see their whirlybirds whirlybirding on the aerobics floor," says Yvonne, a cis-woman who works at the club.

Floridians Casually Appropriating the Word "Lanai" Wound The Native People of the Hawaiian Islands.

[bold]Miami Woman Is the New Susan Boyle[/bold]

[italic]This homely, mannish, flat-chested, sexually unfulfilled substitute teacher got up her nerve to sing at a local bar—and you won't BELIEVE what happened next[/italic]

[bold]By Blanche Deveraux[/bold]

What a Little Person Taught Me About Jumbo Shrimp

Why Calling Rose "Limited" is the Ultimate Microagression

When Cash Is Not Better: by Daisy

This thread is fucking great.

I can't stop laughing.

How I Decided To Help Save The Dolphins By Giving Up My Legal Practice to Become A Circus Clown: by Kenneth Wittingham

How a Brain Damaged Cuban Boxer Stunned Julliard Admissions Committee

Transgender political candidate Gil Kessler victim of transphobic smear campaign after Miami resident denies they had an affair.

#MeToo - Patrick Vaughn Edition: Five Lessons Hollywood Can Learn from the Women of Miami's Community Theater

The 'Zborny' is Worse Than Hitler: How the U.S. Marketing Campaign for this Innocuous Kitchen Gadget is Committing Cultural Genocide in Asia, One Baked Potato at a Time

Japan Twitter is outraged over Stan Zbornak's claim that "Japanese actually hate rice, but what they hate more is opening baked potatoes with their fingers."

The ZbornCo CEO has also apologized for making Hirohito jokes at a recent reception for Japanese business clients, tweeting "too soon?"

I Am A Former Congressman Who Voted Against Gay Rights and Disability Protections And Now The Internet Is Leaking My Homemade Porn. Here’s Why The Internet Is Racist.

#MeToo - What a 55-Year-Old Psychology Student Told Her Professor When the College Dean Refused to Act on Sexual Harassment Allegations

Does the 'Be a Pal' Program Actually Help Underprivileged Girls, or Just Feed the Egos of Upper-Middle Class White Women?

"She's in the Attic!" Legendary Local Actress Phyliss Hammerow Reveals how Anti-semitism is Making the Miami Community Theater Scene an Un-Safe Space.

Think Global Warming is a Hoax? Ask the Nuns from Miami's Community Theater production of "The Sound of Music."

How a Woman Dressed as the 'Mother of a Solid Gold Dancer' Convinced Me to Leave the Church

But Not in the Way You'd Expect!

“My 600-lb Life” Star, Rebecca Devereaux, is Okay With Not Being Able to See Her Feet. You Should Be Too.

"Let the Music Play!" How I taught my Racist- Ageist Mother to Clam Down about my Marriage to an Elderly Vocalist by Michael Z.

"When the Music Stopped" What I Learned During My Brief Marriage to an Older Woman from a Different Race by Michael Z.

Maybe R27 received some sort of brain damage

Yes, My Hands Look Like This! Yes, My Face Looks Like This! Why I Won't Let the Beauty Industry Shame Me and My Liver Spots

37 wins!

Your Appropriation of the Word "Lanai" For Your Prvileged Indoor-Outdoor Space Wounds Colonialized and Defeated Native Hawaiian People.

Mr. Ha-Ha’s Price Gouging Is An Example Of American Capitalist Decadence. And He Doesn’t Even Have Slurpees, Just Inferior Knockoff Called “Cherry Burpee”: By Magda Zbornak

10 Ways Daytime Talk is Putting Image Consultants in a Box and 10 Ways Women who Love Women Can Help Them Get Out!

This thread is grand. Just grand.

SPERM PUSHER: A Miami fertility clinic was keeping Latinx specimens in the deep-freeze in order to perpetuate white hegemony over South Florida. Watch how this white, cis “abuela-to-be” stepped into action.

Shady Pines, Ma! Bea Arthur Is to Elder Abuse as Jackie Gleason Was to Spousal Abuse.

I'm rolling at this thread. Hilarious.

If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Mr. FixIt-It: These Cis Sexagenarian Sisters Are Doin’ It for Themselves, No Spin-Offs Required!

Florida Woman Shuts Down Critics of Chronic Fatigue Syndrome in One Dinner

Sixty Something Florida Widow Forgets The Amount of Children She Has and Their Names Blurry (Instagram photos of people she's not even related to attached)

Disabled Tap Dancer Kicked Out of Performance While Able-bodied Cis Gendered Women Perform as The Merry Widows.

All-White, All-male Rusty Anchor Bar Prefers Cis-gendered Female Vocalists to Drag Queens.

If You Lower Your Voice to Say “Social Disease,” You’re Part of the Problem

Did Prune Danish Cause This Elderly Woman’s Death? Why The Danish Government Refuses To Take Action

The History Of Cuba’s Second Most Famous Fidel ... And How His Family Betrayed The Cuban Revolution

#BestiesSoWhite Which White Person Will Win the “Best Friend of the Friends of Good Health Award” [italic]This[/italic] Year?

Petite Ears Need Not Apply: The Ladies Proudly Embrace Disney's Dumbo Collection

I Was Bullied by a Mob of Angry Women: The Pain and Embarrassment of Being Ostracized from an Unauthorized Elvis Presley Fan Club

by Dorothy Zbornak

Two Wongs Don’t Make A Wight: If You’re Imitating the Voice of a Person Hit In the Mouth With a Steam Shovel, You’re Part of the Problem

South Florida Environmentalists Held For Questioning After Suspicious Death of Neighbor:

The Dead Woman Proposed Having a Tree Cut Down on Her Own Property

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Cheesecake, the new Social Network.

R37

You're Never Going to Beat Us With That Defeatist Attitude: This Japanese Corporate Trainer's Advice to Her American Counterparts For Dealing With Difficult Talent

R62

"So what if the rumours are true? Stay away from our men!" Martha & the Vendella's tribute band warn elder white woman to stop objectifying Black men, even if it IS true, what they say about them in bed.

It’s Not a “Night Stick”, It’s a Pepperoni: Watch this brave cis Floridian woman defend the gender autonomy of her groceries

Nothing about Phil's cross-dressing or Sophia fat-shaming Phil's wife? Or about how all the LGBTQABCHGZYNA5*@q! characters were cis and white?

The Great Shelley Hack-ening, and how to stay safe!

Gil Kessler was not cis, R66. How dare you?

Gil Kessler was white adjacent, so she does not count in DL land.

Only in Florida: A Miami woman who has been impersonating Angie Dickinson for past decade was just identified as “patient zero” in Dade County outbreak of geriatric gonorrhea

“AIDS isn’t a [italic]bad person’s[/italic] disease, Rose”: Watch this masterclass in clapping back at SWERFs and slut shamers

I'm Lebanese: Why confusing me with a lesbian hurts POC and Queers everywhere

"When a Small-Town Minnesota Italian Restaurant Becomes an Unsafe Space: Why We Can't Keep Dividing People into 'Mensa' and 'Girlsa.'"

TOBOT - That old bitch over there

The Fire is Coming From Inside the House — Do We Know Who Our Enemy Is Anymore?

Arson at this Miami Pizza-and-Knish kiosk will make you question everything your grandparents told you about the Axis vs. the Allies.

OMG this thread is becoming reality

"So You're a Little Thicker in the Middle. So is Blanche.: Learning to Live, Laugh and Love Your Body At Any Age."

I swear, I'm going to piss myself with laughter if I read any more of these. This thread is a classic!

Just when I thought we had exhausted content for the Golden Girls threads... this one is hilarious.

"Different on Outside, Same on Inside: My Transracial Journey" by Kim Fung Toi

Why aren't you mocking Fox News instead?

"I Am Too Exhausted to Explain How Your Prejudice Against Americans of Sicilian Heritage Is Literal Violence."

Nobody here watch fox news r81

Prepare to have your feathers ruffled: These three middle-aged SWERFs plumb the depths of hypocrisy when they’re busted for prostitution

Call Me Mammy One More Time, I Dare You: essayist Viola Watkins explores her truth about experiencing misogynoir at the hands of wealthy whites as recently as the early 1990s

Three Elderly Women Conned into Selling Their House and Buying a Rundown Hotel Which Closed After Only a Few Months in Operation. Now One of Them is in a Nursing Home and the Other Two Have Gone Missing. Why We Need More Elderly Protection Laws by Kiersten Nylund