Jeff Bezos is a Hot Mess Part 2

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the wealthiest man on earth is not unattractive.

he wouldnt have to ask me twice to have me on all fours.

According to Page Six, who, by the way, is only too happy to grind their heel into Bezos, he and Sanchez haven't been together for weeks. If their relationship isn't circling the drain, I'd be surprised.

He must have an amazing personality, and/or a huge cock.

No way would I be able to get down with Bezos. I DGAF how much money he has stashed under his tortoise shell.

Gross.

It's the body, Bezos is ripped.

Also rich and powerful

What R4 said.

He looks like a shaved ballsack. I would still date him though!!

Sanchez looks like she would taste like plastic.

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He looks like a sad turtle, and she looks like someone who is simultaneously very controlled yet very controllable.

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he looks like a bald spacey on hgh

She is so ugly, I don't know what he sees in her and she screwed half the men she met, as a social climber...

esp now she has that joker smile, puke.

He can look somewhat hot if he wears a lot of clothes, wears sunglasses and the pictures is taken from the right angle. Otherwise, he comes off as a bald dweeb with a lazy eye.

r14 so basically hes ugly as fuck?

honey, just put a paper bag over his head or fuck him from behind, then you won't have to see his face.

Bezos is incredibly, wickedly smart. I'm not one of his brogrammer cult boys, but I did skip-level report to him for years, and sat in many meetings with him.

He's a dick, but he's the smartest dick in the room.

JEEEZUZ!!! How wife looks like a freakin’ horse. A very, very rich horse, of course.

Apparently the Enquirer has cock shots of Jeffy.

I really hope they are released and we get to see him shirtless

It's on!

I hope Bezos doesn't take funding away from the Washington Post in order to pay for more plastic surgery on his plastic girl-bot.

Expose Pecker!

The Bezos post is amazing. He's accusing the NE of extortion in order to get the WP to pull a story on the NE's links to Saudi Arabia. It is on and I'm putting my money on Bezos.

He's going to destroy the National Enquirer, just a question of how.

National Enquirer is doing god's work getting Bezo's dick pics for us

How noblesse obligey to provide this feast for us.

Now I'll stop bitching at myself for being a Bezos customer. I'm more than getting my money's worth.

[quote] In the AMI letters I’m making public, you will see the precise details of their extortionate proposal: They will publish the personal photos unless Gavin de Becker and I make the specific false public statement to the press that we “have no knowledge or basis for suggesting that AMI’s coverage was politically motivated or influenced by political forces.” If we do not agree to affirmatively publicize that specific lie, they say they’ll publish the photos, and quickly. And there’s an associated threat: They’ll keep the photos on hand and publish them in the future if we ever deviate from that lie.

Good for fucking Bezos calling Trump's favorite attack dogs out on this. This is clear blackmail. People at AMI could do jail time for this, and it can't come soon enough

I wonder who else he's sent his dick pics too...I have a hard time believing this is his first time. It would be crazy if this mushrooms into a bigger #metoo scandal involving him sending unsolicited dick pics to women and he has to step down.

Let's sum-up the possibilities on who may have given the NE the pix.

1. Lauren Sanchez

2. Lauren Sanchez shared them/sent them to someone who sold them to the NE.

3. Someone committed a temporary theft of Sanchez phone and sold/gave them to the NE

4. With respect to #4, Patrick Whitesell had access to her phone and her brother? and with out her knowledge accessed the pix?

5. MacKenzie Bezos accessed Bezos phone... said "fuck it, here" to the NE...

I want to see his cock.

I also fully support his efforts to destroy that right wing rag NE.

Real Della, are you not a fan of Lauren?

R29 #5 would be awesome...hell has no fury like a woman scorned

r31, oh no, I don't have an opinion about Sanchez one way or another, except to say she's a great, entertaining soap opera-like character; kinda like Joan Collins in her heyday, who has serious game when it comes to men and good for her.

I do think when the lust settles Bezos will move on from her.

I'm just so curious on how the NE got hold of the pix. If only two people, Bezos and Sanchez, had them then how were the disseminated to the NE?

Remember Tigers Woods wife read his texts and then she beat him up with his own golf club.

Do I ever remember, r34 and that was one of my fave scandals. The threads here were so damn fun.

The Tiger Woods scandal was the gift that kept giving. One trashy whore after another!!!

Why do these ugly people have so much money?!

no trillionaire is ugly

Maybe Lauren’s bro told the AMI camp about the affair and AMI got the pics via hackers.

Lauren looks like a floozy with the fillers. He will dump her for sure.

What does MacKenzie think?

I am a prime member, will I be able to get free 2nd day shipping of beezo's dick photos if I order them today?

sanchez is attractive but looks pinched and hard from the cosmetic procedures

shes a licensed pilot so shes not some airhead, she has some substance under the porn star appearance

She has a helicopter pilot license, for private use only not commercial license. Plus you don't really have to be smart to be a private pilot. My cousin has a pilot's license (not helicopter) but he's pretty average in intelligence.

I'd much rather see Patrick Whitesell's dick pic.

bezos s is scum in how he treats the employees of Amazon and his buisness tactics in general compound the problem.. However it appears the N Enquirer bit off a little more that it could chew in its recent efforts to blackmail Bezos. As a guess, I would say Trump is probaby behind it. Not the smartest thing in the world to blackmail the worlds richest guy. Im not sure why Trump has such a hard on for Bezos, its rumored to be because of Bezo s ownership of the washington Post and negative stories on Trump.................. but I suspect Trump hates Bezos with a passion out of jealousy over Bezos position on the forbes net worth rankings as no 1. This is the kind of thing that Drives Trump into a jealous rage and is what occupies his time currently..... as opposed to say, actually being president of the US. But I suppose the more hands off he is in his job as president the better off the country will be.

His bitch is so ugly.

R30 samesies

Sorry but she's truly fug. May have been cute before but now bad plastic surgery from head to toe. She looks like Rodrigo Alves the Human Ken Doll

R39, here's what I think:

25 years with me = growth of wealth, love, and public admiration.

25 minutes with some fug LA skank = fleas and public humiliation.

But Mac, is the dick big?

And is it artificially enhanced?

[qute]Maybe Lauren’s bro told the AMI camp about the affair and AMI got the pics via hackers.

I heard mentioned on msnbc tonight that Gavin de Becker apparently said they weren't hacked but intercepted by a "government entity" ?!?!

Pecker has pictures of Bezos' pecker. How much weirder can it get? Don't tell me now that Pecker has De Becker and his pecker in full view as well.

Who has a dick pick of this Pecker.? Or...who has a pecker pic of this dick?

David Pecker ought to be boiled in oil.

Thin shaft with a big pink purplish head and veiny with a curve up and/or to the left or right . that's what im getting based on his appearance. never bothered to read or look about him til he's been on the news as of late.

But NE has been in this biz for such a long time...surely they know what they are doing is illegal and that the cunt is a billionaire...a tough cookie.

Surely they have lawyers to look emails/letters like this thru before sending them?

I hope Bezoz is not mutilated.

I hate this ugly man.

I'm thinking of subscribing to Amazon Prime so I can get an early peak at his dick

Various news sources are now reporting that the brother of Lauren Sanchez is the leaker of Bezos' texts.

Am I the only one who suspects she's in on it?

No ^ you are not. I think she is as well and possibly in cahoots with her brother.

R59 No. She and her brother set a trap and Bezos fell for it.

I don't think she or her brother expected Bezos to go public with the shakedown.

R61 I agree. I think that the whole thing was orchestrated by Trump from the get-go and he used a few of his people to get her to fuck JB up real bad. After all, Trump hates Bezos and Trump is a vicious, spiteful, revengeful, maniacal man-boy capable of this act. Trump is a known marriage destroyer who has destroyed many marriages. And that is something he is proud to discuss and has never denied.

If so, Trump may have paid LS a sizeable amount of cash (untraceable payment, using his sycophants) to seduce JB and pretend she was deeply in love and to string him along to get him to a place of "love is blind" euphoria, where he would let his guard down and engage in risky behaviors. When JB proudly announced "Lauren makes me feel alive", along with other sweet nothings/pillow talk, I knew she was up to something dark and evil.

If she did help leak it, I'm surprised because I thought she had better game than that. Surely she would know he could trace it back to them? Hmmmm.

Lauren feels like she needs more plastic surgery to make her even uglier than she is now. And some extortion from Jeffie-boo may get her a decent surgeon.

Lauren never stood a chance of being the next Mrs. Bezos or a long-term girlfriend, given that some of the world's best and most beautiful golddiggers are sharpening their claws as we speak. She may as well cash in now any way she can.

I’m thinking the love crazed couple will “die” at sea when their very fancy plane disappears in shark infested waters. Mrs. Bezos wasn’t interested in a new life.

'His NEW girlfriend looks like a tranny. She she be in that video when that masculine tranny says-IT'S M"AM!