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Urinal Peeking

You know you do it. Ever seen anything really good?

by Anonymousreply 216Last Monday at 9:15 AM

A few shocking anacondas, yes!

by Anonymousreply 101/29/2019

I'm always pleasantly surprised when a slight, skinny guy walks up and whips out a big, flopping monster.

by Anonymousreply 201/29/2019

I was once at the urinal at the airport, and two business men in suits walked up to the urinals and were peeing next to each other. They knew each other and were talking business, but I noticed that one of the business men was blatantly looking over at the other guy's dick. Then he said, "Well, Bill, I finally got to see your cock."

Poor Bill looked mortified, but he kind of laughed it off. But the other guy didn't stop there! He said, "Nice-sized. Not huge, but bigger than I thought it would be." OMG! Bill turned bright red and zipped up. I bet that was an interesting business trip for Bill and his co-worker.

by Anonymousreply 301/29/2019

Apparently the OP, being a touch-me-not millennial, is unfamiliar with the phrase "Show hard for blow job."

by Anonymousreply 401/29/2019

Just my luck that the ONE time I actally peek ...

by Anonymousreply 501/29/2019

Well I never in all my life.

by Anonymousreply 601/29/2019

I saw a guy with a dad bod once who probably had the hugest cock I've ever seen. Thick, long as hell, and he was completely soft. I wonder how big that thing got when it was hard.

by Anonymousreply 701/29/2019

Can someone find this guy for me?

by Anonymousreply 801/29/2019

Hilarious, r3. And what a bully that guy must’ve been.

by Anonymousreply 901/29/2019

My boss, he had a beautiful cock.

by Anonymousreply 1001/29/2019

There's a guy on my floor, late 20s, handsome as fuck. He undoes his pants and lowers them so everything is shown - bush, huge cock, balls. And he stands back a step so you can't miss a thing. Im in love.

by Anonymousreply 1101/29/2019

If you have a small pecker, then urinals are hell (but you don't want to be the guy that uses a stall).

by Anonymousreply 1201/29/2019

who cares?

by Anonymousreply 1301/29/2019

I am above average in size, girth, etc... it's really a nice one. But for some reason I absolutely cannot whip it out and pee at a urinal ... it's a horribly annoying affliction. Pee shy... can this problem be solved?

by Anonymousreply 1401/29/2019

I was in an Italian restaurant in Chicago for Easter dinner. Rosebud. I notice this beautiful kid, about 20, at a table with his family. By coincidence -- I swear -- we get up to go to the bathroom at the same time. It's this little space with two urinals. He pulls out this huge, long, beautiful living thing. I had to go to the stall and sit down.

by Anonymousreply 1501/29/2019

Years ago at LAX, pilot in his mid-30s or so pulls it out at a urinal next to me. Damn, that was one beautiful, long, fat cock. This is back when there were no dividers between the urinals. I can still remember staring at it. I think he was very into that too.

by Anonymousreply 1601/29/2019

The guy from the Good Wife. Huge! Almost like the spy cam video someone posted a few replies above.

by Anonymousreply 1701/29/2019

What guy from Good Wife?

by Anonymousreply 1801/29/2019

When I was in middle school this one guy who was 2 years older than the rest of us whipped out the most beautiful black cock I've ever seen flaccid. He was bi-racial so he was tan , and the shaft was only slightly darker than the rest of him. His nuts were the perfect size too like golf balls , not eggs! He was at least 5 inches flaccid.

by Anonymousreply 1901/29/2019

Josh whatisname. The one who played the lawyer who was Alicia’s love interest and died.

by Anonymousreply 2001/29/2019

urinalottatrouble, op.

by Anonymousreply 2101/29/2019

R20 ur talking about Josh Charles !!!! OMG! I have heard rumors from my friend who used to live between DC and New York. She could never remember his name but she swore he had a "cunt wrecker" . She knew him when he was in his 20's.

by Anonymousreply 2201/29/2019

It was huge and floppy and amazing for a soft pissing dick, he’s cut BTW.

by Anonymousreply 2301/29/2019

Yeah he does have BDF. Looks a bit like James Woods

by Anonymousreply 2401/29/2019

^^^^^^^

Fuck; if Josh’s nose is an indication of his dick size... wow! I always found him hot in a preppy way.

by Anonymousreply 2501/29/2019

He’s not impressive height though, I’d say maybe 5’8”- and that nose IS huge in real life.

by Anonymousreply 2601/29/2019

Growing up I used to have to go to a lot of sports games and most of the toilets in the older college/town/high school stadiums were troths and I saw a lot of cock.

by Anonymousreply 2701/29/2019

BTW I wouldn't take a urinal peek as definitive. My ex was hung but not that impressive when flaccid.

by Anonymousreply 2801/29/2019

When will the tyranny of the urinal divider be exposed? So what if someone can see your dick!

by Anonymousreply 2901/29/2019

"troths"

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 3001/29/2019

Ready for Oktoberfest

by Anonymousreply 3101/29/2019

Which one of you is the fattie eldergay checking out hoodie?

by Anonymousreply 3201/29/2019

Who needs a Urinal

by Anonymousreply 3301/29/2019

The fragrance of it all!

by Anonymousreply 3401/29/2019

Spent most of my adult life trying to pretend that piss wasn't involved in sexual organs at all -- so no interest in seeing it at a urinal. Yuck.

by Anonymousreply 3501/29/2019

So has anyone taken a step further after seeing a thick one at the urinal?

by Anonymousreply 3601/29/2019

Bradley Center in Milwaukee. Stood next to Olympic gold medalist Dan Jansen. Of course I looked. Good length pretty thick.

by Anonymousreply 3701/29/2019

I am guilty of peeking a few times. This guy Brian I work with has the the nicest cock I’ve ever seen. He could be a penis model.

by Anonymousreply 3801/29/2019

R14 I've been pee shy my whole life, but there are ways to get over it. It may take a little time, but keep up with trying. Hopefully it'll work out for you!

by Anonymousreply 3901/30/2019

There are so many other male parts to admire than a dick you will never get or be able to accomodate...anywhere.

by Anonymousreply 4001/30/2019

I'm not going to get those other parts either, any more, so why not include COCK.

by Anonymousreply 4101/30/2019

If a urinal doesn't have a walls on either side I swear my dick crawls inside my body.

by Anonymousreply 4201/30/2019

Really? I always got a semi at trough pissoirs.

by Anonymousreply 4301/30/2019

A nice one.

by Anonymousreply 4401/30/2019

Perfect viewing.

by Anonymousreply 4501/30/2019

I was driving through IL on I80 many years ago and stopped at a gas/restaurant stop. It was a McDonalds, you may know the one. There was a group of local high school kids hanging out and the redhead followed me into the john.

He stepped right up and drew out an anaconda and just stood there looking at me. I wasn't alone, so nothing happened, but I've never forgotten that young lad.

by Anonymousreply 4601/30/2019

[quote] Looks a bit like James Woods

Bite your fucking tongue, r24. Then bite your fucking dick. And leave it in the urinal.

by Anonymousreply 4701/30/2019

Why? He's a douche bag well known to sport a horse cock.

by Anonymousreply 4801/30/2019

Have you people never been cottaging?! Urinal peeking was responsible for a large part of my early sex life.

by Anonymousreply 4901/30/2019

WPITW, r48.

by Anonymousreply 5001/30/2019

fond, fragrant memories?

by Anonymousreply 5101/30/2019

I always stopped at these in the Jardin du Lux on my way home from class. Those were the days!

by Anonymousreply 5201/30/2019

I think this is a better idea...

by Anonymousreply 5301/30/2019

R51 that looks like it is a pic of a prison setting.

by Anonymousreply 5401/30/2019

Ya’ll are pervs. I honestly haven’t looked in my life.

by Anonymousreply 5501/30/2019

It's a victorian loo now under historical importance protection, apparently.

by Anonymousreply 5601/30/2019

I much prefer the small ones, I like when it is too small to pull through the zipper and the guy has to open his trousers all the way.

by Anonymousreply 5701/30/2019

The original downstairs mens room at Grand Central Station...so much action

by Anonymousreply 5801/30/2019

Every mainline train station public toilet in London is a urinal wank hotspot, especially in the evenings when you get slightly drunk closet cases out for a bit of homo sex before they go home to their wives.

by Anonymousreply 5901/30/2019

Threads like this make me glad I'm a woman. I would DIE of embarassment if someone looked at me while peeing.

by Anonymousreply 6001/30/2019

r8 that is one of my favorite vids from Tumblr (RIP). Gross and hot that he is going commando and wipes on his pants. In a way, that adds to his macho hotness, plus his strut to the urinal. I’m sure that ass isn’t fresh, but I would have gone home with him. Hot from head to toe, with two stops at that anaconda in his pants.

My body is ready.

by Anonymousreply 6101/30/2019

That video makes me sad that my penis is so much smaller.

by Anonymousreply 6201/30/2019

Used to work at a company in Silicon Valley, but didn't like the bathrooms because they were partitionless. That changed when I was going once and one of the VPs came in, unzipped, and then leaned over to get a look at my cock. I returned the favor. Always tried to time it to show up at the urinals when he was around, and we had a few more 'lookie-lou' sessions, but that was it.

by Anonymousreply 6302/01/2019

I can't use urinals i've got a shy bladder.

by Anonymousreply 6402/01/2019

Im doing it as I type this

by Anonymousreply 6502/01/2019

R57 that is really small

by Anonymousreply 6602/01/2019

Was at a mall once. Guy came up next to me and whipped it out, peed, then started stroking as he peeked at my cock. Both got hard, then had a little fun.

by Anonymousreply 6702/01/2019

I am riveted to that astonishing experience, R67!

by Anonymousreply 6802/01/2019

Hey don't knock it 'til you try it, R68

by Anonymousreply 6902/03/2019

I always notice the mouth more -- and first thing. A bathroom is the last place I want to have sex so I don't even go there with a peek.

by Anonymousreply 7002/03/2019

^^^ Our Lady of High Standards ! ^^^

by Anonymousreply 7102/03/2019

Years ago, I stopped at a highway rest area on my trip to Atlanta. While peeing, this country looking guy came to pee next to me. I swear his dick as as thick as my arm. The head is so big with a big pee hole. His pee came out in two streams. I masturbated for many days thinking about it.

by Anonymousreply 7202/03/2019

[quote]were troths and I saw a lot of cock.

Oh Dear! did you pledge to honor and obey?

by Anonymousreply 7302/03/2019

Urinal Peking

by Anonymousreply 7402/03/2019

The biggest dick I ever tried to take I picked up out of a sleazy straight dive bar with a trough for the urinal. Im standing there peeing and this white trash guy comes in and whips out this big floppy snake. Of course Im immediately riveted,so I stare it down as he has to sort of hike it up in his hand to keep from hitting the trough. Long story short,it took me 3 weeks of hardcore campaigning to get him to agree to let me have that thing.I prepped for 3 days in advance of the "big night" ,douched several times right before I went over ,reassured him over and over because he'd been shit on before trying anal etc. Slowly he works that gigantic thing in and finally hits bottom,gets about a dozen thrusts in, and I explode shit all over him. He jumps back cursing and I die of mortification.

by Anonymousreply 7502/03/2019

amateur

by Anonymousreply 7602/03/2019

All is not lost...

Is this true?

by Anonymousreply 7702/03/2019

I was at a set of urinals at a rest ared that didn't have dividers. Something rare nowadays.

This county guy pulled up to the urinal next to me and whipped out a huge cock. Long piss then looked at me and said, "you getting a good look?"

Swallowed the cock AND the load....

by Anonymousreply 7802/03/2019

In Sydney, trough at my gym. This guy came next to me, tiniest cock I had ever seen, clit sized. So hot.

by Anonymousreply 7902/03/2019

The saddest thing in the world is urinal dividers. Goddamn them. What is wrong with bathroom architects nowadays? They're fucking un-American denying the opportunity to look. Bastards.

I remember when I was young and the rows of piss troughs at Fenway Park in Boston. I was open-see dick city. Who cared about a baseball game when you had thousands of dicks to see?!

Thankfully, some airports and most sports stadiums still have rows of urinals with no dividers. Stop with the urinals dividers. It hurts my soul.

by Anonymousreply 8002/03/2019

Of course I look. Urinal peeking is one of the joys of pissing in public restrooms. It's the great equalizer seeing other men's cocks (well, sometimes...but nonetheless, it's fun!).

by Anonymousreply 8102/03/2019

I saw porn actor Al Parker's cock in a restroom. This was at a charity event, nothing sleazy. He wan't shy about showing it. I'd seen it may times in films so no big deal.

by Anonymousreply 8202/03/2019

Look? Yes, absolutely. I look all the time. I even try looking over those disgusting, boner-killer urinal dividers.

by Anonymousreply 8302/03/2019

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that (urinal divider) WALL!

by Anonymousreply 8402/03/2019

I know I'm in the minority, but I like the urinal divider walls. Makes it easier for pee-shy folks like me to pee. Doesn't stop the peeking, though!

by Anonymousreply 8502/05/2019

Airports are great for viewing. The bigger the airport and older the terminal... the better the view.

by Anonymousreply 8602/05/2019

R85 I agree with you and it is a nightmare if there aren't any. I freeze up and no urine will come out no matter how bad I need to go!

by Anonymousreply 8702/05/2019

Faultline Bar in Silverlake/Los Angeles has a notorious trough. I have copped and have been copped many many times. If things get too hot, we take into one of the stalls.

by Anonymousreply 8802/05/2019

Saw the biggest dick in my life at Miami airport. It was an anaconda and they guy would have been porto rican or latino. It was dark, thick and loooooong. I could not stop looking.

When I went to wash my hands I even could see it in the reflection of the mirror. Best peek ever

by Anonymousreply 8902/05/2019

It's a plus if you're tall.

by Anonymousreply 9002/05/2019

R89 Some of the biggest dicks I've ever seen have been at the Miami airport. It's like an endless cavalcade of huge cocks flopping out of pants at the urinals at MIA.

by Anonymousreply 9102/05/2019

I'm dead serious, but no - honestly, not ever. The only time I ever caught a glimpse of a guys dick at a urinal was when I was a bus boy at Chi Chi's back in the early 90's and went to use the bathroom and some guy (in his 50's I guess) was standing away from the urinal with a full hard-on taking a piss with his dick in plain view. I hate standing next to anyone at a urinal, and will use a stall if need be. It's a sound thing, and a smell thing. I can't pee with someone next to me, watersports at all are not my thing and if it's dead silent in the bathroom, the sound thing shuts my bladder down. If it's a nightclub or bar with loud music playing I'm generally OK though.

by Anonymousreply 9202/05/2019

Saw Drew Bledsoe pull it out to pee. Big and beautiful

by Anonymousreply 9302/05/2019

[quote]I know I'm in the minority, but I like the urinal divider walls. Makes it easier for pee-shy folks like me to pee. Doesn't stop the peeking, though!

R85. I wish. Who the hell can see over the urinal divider? I hate them. What are you, seven-feet tall?

by Anonymousreply 9402/05/2019

r92 so you never did, except that time you did, and a guy in his 50s was peeing with a hard-on.

by Anonymousreply 9502/05/2019

I always peek! I have seen quite a few monsters over the years.

I have even recorded quite a few when I had my phone on my hip.

The irony is I work for a company that makes urinal dividers.

by Anonymousreply 9602/06/2019

I had a piss next to Russell Tovey once. He had the most masculine cock I'd ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 9702/06/2019

R97 What is a "masculine cock?" Did it have 5:00 shadow? Was it smoking a cigar?

by Anonymousreply 9802/06/2019

I assume that its some sly referential snark?

by Anonymousreply 9902/06/2019

[quote]You know you do it.

I respect others’ privacy and have a healthy fear of getting my ass kicked if caught so, no, I don’t do it.

by Anonymousreply 10002/06/2019

I was on jury duty in San Francisco when this guy, Alex Fagan, Jr., the son of the police chief, was on trial for being drunk and beating up a guy. During a recess, he walked into the bathroom and went to the urinal right next to me. His dick was cut and long and girthy and just about perfect.

The guy was a total alcoholic douche bag, but he was beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 10102/06/2019

I once saw a FedEx delivery guy, unabashedly pleasure himself to completion at the urinal next to mine (in an office building bathroom). He seemed to be having so much fun, I didn't have the heart to interrupt him.

by Anonymousreply 10202/06/2019

You peekers must have seen these cocks many years ago. Even the smallest men's bathrooms have urinal dividers now, if you want to see any dick the guy would have to turn around and show it!

by Anonymousreply 10302/06/2019

Gym in the valley - I was working out at 3 P.. place was dead. Guy comes in and is wearing those biker shorts with a big bulge. I catch a few looks but I am about near the end of my work. Never seen him at the gym before. I go to the bathroom to piss, two seconds later he walks in, right next to me, whips out a giant fucking dick, soft. I am just looking over at it. He is showing it off basically, not pissing. I figured what the hell and started a conversation. I said, "man it is dead here." He looked at me, still holding his dick for show and said: "yeah I never come here during the day." Now he is looking right at me still has his dick in hand and not pissing. I took a chance and said, "I bet I could blow you in the stall and no one would ever know." Without missing a beat he said, "let's find out." It got fatter and longer but not more than say 7 or 8 inches but he came like a fountain.

by Anonymousreply 10402/06/2019

[quote] Some of the biggest dicks I've ever seen have been at the Miami airport. It's like an endless cavalcade of huge cocks flopping out of pants at the urinals at MIA.

Yup. I always allowed plenty of extra time to catch my flight at MIA. I was never disappointed

by Anonymousreply 10502/06/2019

Well R98 & R99 it was the way it just flopped out without a care in the world, and the pissing was so alpha male it hurt. I thought at the time 'There's no way this dick can belong to a gay guy!'

by Anonymousreply 10602/06/2019

That's just weird and kind of homophobic, R106.

by Anonymousreply 10702/06/2019

That's just PATHETIC, having enjoyed many mega cocks attached to GAY MEN. Stop the insanity.

Why don't these brah worshippers start their own discussion forum - pathetic self hating fags who worship straights.

by Anonymousreply 10802/06/2019

Michael Cudlitz. Nice, really nice.

by Anonymousreply 10902/06/2019

R110 Tell us more! I think he's so sexy.

by Anonymousreply 11002/06/2019

R108 is so nelly that no brah would take her out in public..

by Anonymousreply 11102/08/2019

R95, perhaps you don't understand what "peeking" means. If someone flashes their dick at you, that's not "peeking".

by Anonymousreply 11202/08/2019

I was at a urinal with my boss, big guy 6'4" Italian and hot when I looked I saw a micro dick, very disappointing.

by Anonymousreply 11302/08/2019

When I was about 14 we were driving to Florida for vacation. We stopped at a rest stop somewhere on I95 and I went into the men’s room to take a leak. This older mid-late 40’s very attractive daddy type comes in, takes the urinal next to mine even though the bathroom was empty, pulls out this beautiful fat dick and proceeds to start pissing. Obviously at 14 I was super turned on but trying not to look. The guy knew exactly what he was doing. I’ll never forget... we made brief eye contact, the guy gave me a smirkand proceeded to shake his dick off longer than he should. I saw it start to get hard. I was scared of my dad coming in so I hightailed it out of there. To this day 20+ years later I get very turned on at pornhub videos of urinal spy cams and I definitely have had some public restroom cruising fun at urinals (the Hilton on 53rd and 6th in NYC is great!) and it always makes me think of that experience when I was a horny teenager!

by Anonymousreply 11402/08/2019

Love seeing a man holding his dick, pissing..so hot

by Anonymousreply 11502/08/2019

Northern Australia, not many dividers and mostly troughs.

If you are cut expect comments. "Muslim, Jewish or American?" Everyone looks and comments and guess what? No big fucking deal.

by Anonymousreply 11602/09/2019

Bring back the piss trough. It's a sacred rite of passage for all young males.

by Anonymousreply 11702/09/2019

R116 Australian here, SEQ, never heard anyone make such a comment. It's pretty much 50/50 overall of either or, so a comment on one or the other seems strange.

by Anonymousreply 11802/09/2019

R116 Where in Northern Australia are you? Darwin, Cairns, Mount Isa? I know Mount Isa has a low circ rate.

by Anonymousreply 11902/09/2019

R118 you need to pee at the bowling club in Mossman.

by Anonymousreply 12002/09/2019

R120 Why's that?

by Anonymousreply 12102/09/2019

R120 Mossmann, Queensland? I thought they would have a high circ rate from the 1940s onwards, and holding onto the procedure much more than other Australian places being more regional / country?

by Anonymousreply 12202/10/2019

just damn

by Anonymousreply 12302/13/2019

Is this something that straight guys do, too? Out of curiosity, if nothing else?

I'm always so terrified the other guy might see me looking I've always been too terrified to even try.

by Anonymousreply 12402/13/2019

I don't do it because I refuse to stand and piss into a trough like some farm animal. I use a stall.

by Anonymousreply 12502/13/2019

R125 those must be some highly trained farm animals to be able to piss into a trough

by Anonymousreply 12602/13/2019

R126 is perfection incarnate.

(But, shhh. R125 is so lacking in life experience that she doesn't know what animals actually use troughs for.)

by Anonymousreply 12702/13/2019

I honestly don't do this, but once accidentally caught a glimpse of this gorgeous guy's pecker in the bathroom when I worked at P&G. He was nicknamed 'Nick the Dick' because of his enormous pecker. My own supervisor had screwed with him, and when I told her I had gotten a look at it, she just said, "I know, right?".

by Anonymousreply 12802/13/2019

That's what sucks about working from home. Dammit.

by Anonymousreply 12902/13/2019

bump

by Anonymousreply 13002/14/2019

I love sneaking a peek at a guy’s pissing meat.

by Anonymousreply 13102/14/2019

One of the things that irks me most is when someone comes up to the urinal next to you and wants to start a conversation. Attached video is an oldie but still a goodie.

by Anonymousreply 13202/14/2019

R124 straight guys do it in a locker room, everyone wants to see how others measure up.

by Anonymousreply 13302/14/2019

Peek-a-boo!

by Anonymousreply 13402/14/2019

What’s that at 9.11, r132?

by Anonymousreply 13502/14/2019

That was pretty funny R135 (and happens probably more than you think).

by Anonymousreply 13602/15/2019

Dunno, r135, I think of that happening at least 24 times a day...

by Anonymousreply 13702/15/2019

I think any guy under 26 y/o should pull his pants down to his knees or ankles when he pees at a urinal or trough. Moon the room as you pee. Flaunt it while you’re young and hot because those opportunities will be gone faster than you may imagine.

by Anonymousreply 13802/15/2019

All of the time.

by Anonymousreply 13902/15/2019

This thread is useless without preview pics. Will read when they come back.

by Anonymousreply 14002/15/2019

Here ya go, R140 - an hour-long assortment of all shapes and sizes.

by Anonymousreply 14102/15/2019

And no more?

by Anonymousreply 14202/17/2019

Always like a little urinal peeking, but the restroom's usually too busy to do any type of follow through when the guy you're peeking at starts stroking.

by Anonymousreply 14302/17/2019

I think the biggest cock I ever saw was at a restroom at the Houston Intercontinental airport. This young hottie with a cowboy hat stepped up to the urinal and whipped out the longest, thickest, uncut dick I'd ever seen. It was totally soft, and I'd say it was at least 6". He stood there peeing hands-free, so I got a good look at it in its entire beauty. He seemed totally unaware that he was sporting that huge monster. When he was finished, he shook that hog a few times, then struggled to get it all back in his jeans.

by Anonymousreply 14402/17/2019

[quote]I had a piss next to Russell Tovey once. He had the most masculine cock I'd ever seen.

Describe it, please.

by Anonymousreply 14502/18/2019

Well, r145, it had Dumbo ears and the face of a French Bulldog.

by Anonymousreply 14602/19/2019

It never cried, never asked for help, and if it couldn’t find it’s way back inside of Russell’s trousers, it would not ask for directions.

by Anonymousreply 14702/19/2019

As I mentioned on one of the figure skating threads, the only minor celebrity I've ever gotten to piss next to was former U.S. Pairs Champion John Zimmerman.

Above average. Cut.

by Anonymousreply 14802/19/2019

I peek every single time and if the bathroom is quiet enough, or cruisy enough, I will do much more than peek. Hell, some of the best sex I’ve had in my life has happened in the men’s room.

Ah, memories.

by Anonymousreply 14902/20/2019

Only on the internet when they have those hidden camera deals. It's fun peeping at hot young dick. On video. But not too young. You know.

by Anonymousreply 15002/20/2019

It's so hot when two early to mid 20s straight bros go into a public bathroom and choose urinals right next to each other to take a piss. The way they just casually continue their conversation. Esp if it's about pussy.

by Anonymousreply 15102/20/2019

Or when they're texting and pissing hands free.

by Anonymousreply 15202/20/2019

And you just happen to overhear this sort of talk regularly, R151?

by Anonymousreply 15302/20/2019

Thanks R141. So they have a circumcised edition too?

by Anonymousreply 15402/20/2019

R141. Love all the foreskin.

by Anonymousreply 15502/20/2019

R153 When you're in a place like a sports bar, etc, it happens a hell of a lot more than you think.

by Anonymousreply 15602/20/2019

So you can go to the sports bar to hang out in the restroom peeing next to guys and talking to them about sportsball.

by Anonymousreply 15702/20/2019

I wanna go to whatever sports bar the guy at R8 hangs out at. Fuck ME.

by Anonymousreply 15802/20/2019

R158 Except the guy in R8 didn't wash his hands!

by Anonymousreply 15902/21/2019

woof!

by Anonymousreply 16002/21/2019

And another good one

by Anonymousreply 16102/21/2019

Fun times

by Anonymousreply 16202/22/2019

You know those guys are porn performers right R162?

by Anonymousreply 16302/22/2019

R160, where is that taken? Are those guys Middle Eastern?

by Anonymousreply 16402/22/2019

R159, I never wash my hands after peeing. EVER.

Was he going to prepare food for the public right after handling his anaconda, or something?

I like how he wipes his piss slit on the inside of his shorts waist. I have never heard or seen something do that move, ever. Quite curious. And pointless, honestly—it doesn’t accomplish any more than a squeeze-and-shake, and there will still likely be a drop or two falling out a minute or so later. There always is. So he’s just wiping a bit of urine in a spot on his shorts where there wouldn’t normally be urine stains. Kind of dumb.

But god, so hot. Handsome face, extremely confident, slooooow strut, huge genitalia. Oh my god.

by Anonymousreply 16502/22/2019

[quote] I have never heard or seen something do that move, ever.

That was, “I have never heard of or seen someone do that”.

Sorry

by Anonymousreply 16602/22/2019

I'm a willy watcher.

by Anonymousreply 16702/22/2019

When I was younger, I would spend he day at the mall or a theme park just going into washrooms to get a peek at some cock....this was long before the Internet and the only way a young, Gay closested teen could get off

by Anonymousreply 16802/22/2019

I did once in high school out of curiosity.

I wasn't impressed.

by Anonymousreply 16902/22/2019

[quote]I did once in high school out of curiosity. I wasn't impressed.

I don’t understand.

The penis you peeked at was sub-par, so you decided... what? That you’re not gay after all? Or you were immediately permanently blinded in an accident after that initial peek? You were castrated and lost all sexual interest shortly after high school?

Help us out here...

by Anonymousreply 17002/22/2019

James Woods went full frontal in Curse of the Starving Class but the footage was cut before wide release. I saw it at the Director's Guild in Los Angeles and people walked out during the prolonged shot of James' dick.

by Anonymousreply 17102/22/2019

R170 It was disappointing because the guy was this arrogant dude who had a reputation for fucking a lot of girls and I just expected more. He was, like, 4 inches soft max. Very skinny, like a q-tip or something. I decided in that moment that he was nothing special and would roll my eyes when I'd hear some sorry ass girl lust over him.

He had a nice ass, though.

by Anonymousreply 17202/22/2019

And you gave up on penises ever after, R172?

Why have you not looked at a dick at a urinal since then?

I’ll say I have the same attitude toward guy who fancy themselves as sex machines and studs when I find out they have small penises. A closeted bisexual friend of mine is like that. (He’s otherwise extremely hot, with Hollywood good looks and a nice ass.)

by Anonymousreply 17302/22/2019

I wouldn't say I gave up on penises altogether after that, R173. I suppose I just lost interest in peeking. Although there was another time after that when I walked into the restroom and this tall, blonde guy was audibly pleasuring himself in a stall with no door, but that moment was more awkward than sexy. I just did what I had to do and left. Perhaps I'm not so great at this whole cock-hungry gay thing.

by Anonymousreply 17402/22/2019

Cool story, bro.

by Anonymousreply 17502/23/2019

Going to a new city for work next week. Hopefully there's some action near where I'll be.

by Anonymousreply 17602/27/2019

[quote]I like how he wipes his piss slit on the inside of his shorts waist. I have never heard or seen something do that move, ever.

I wipe my foreskin on my shirttail before I put it away. Otherwise, it seems like no matter how much I shake it off, a drop or two always gets out and, when wearing light colored trousers, it can be an embarrassment.

by Anonymousreply 17702/27/2019

As opposed to smelling like piss all day, R177?

by Anonymousreply 17802/28/2019

R177 = Miss Pissy Pants

by Anonymousreply 17902/28/2019

I do it any chance I can get. when I was a horny teen going to home improvement stores sometimes I would look under at the wide spread sitters...which led to some interesting encounters.

by Anonymousreply 18003/03/2019

Did it today, and was happily rewarded

by Anonymousreply 18103/04/2019

I must be missing something. I got into public restrooms all the time and never see anything out of the ordinary. Only in gay bars. Maybe I need to hang around longer? I just walk in, pee, wash up and leave. Then again, I'm not interested in watching guys pee.

by Anonymousreply 18203/04/2019

Timing is everything R182

by Anonymousreply 18303/04/2019

Oh...I thought you wrote Urinal Peking.

by Anonymousreply 18403/04/2019

Going to Coney Island, using the restroom in the shower area. It was filled with hot Puerto Rican and Dominican men walking around not covered up with the exception of the sandals on their feet. I glimpsed enough foreskin and large but soft pingas to fantasize about for days. I didn't hang around though because I feared that my drooling would give me away.

by Anonymousreply 18503/04/2019

I should spend more time in the showers at the gym...

by Anonymousreply 18603/06/2019

A glance is fine but don't be a creeper.

by Anonymousreply 18703/07/2019

Personally, I'm nothing if not subtle.

by Anonymousreply 18803/07/2019

There is an art to the peek. It involves keeping your head facing forward, but moving your eyes to the right or left, depending on what you're trying to see.

by Anonymousreply 18903/07/2019

To hell with the peeking, I just ask "Can I see your dick, please?"

by Anonymousreply 19003/07/2019

If you want to cruise at a urinal, stand back a little bit as you’ve got your dick out. Then pay attention to see if anyone glances down at it. Be careful not to play with it too much at first if there’s a chance there might be a cop or security person there, too.

by Anonymousreply 19103/08/2019

If you are going to look, please call it by the proper term......Meat gazing!

by Anonymousreply 19203/08/2019

If you've been standing there a while and feel pressured to move on, you can still buy some valuable viewing time when you finish by standing slightly back and meticulously tucking in your shirt and slowly doing up your fly (top tip: wear button-fly, not zip). Take this time to glance up and down the length of the urinal wall to check for any visible sizemeat. This move can give you a new sharp viewing angle so it's a good way of glimpsing a penis 6 or 7 places down which you might otherwise not have been able to see while you were facing forward and moving your eyes furtively from right to left to peek at the penises immediately next to you.

by Anonymousreply 19303/08/2019

r191 and r193 are going to cause thousands of janitors to have to clean up drops of piss on the floor right in front of the urinals. Thanks, bitches!

by Anonymousreply 19403/09/2019

Urinla peeking...one of the joys of life.

by Anonymousreply 19503/09/2019

[QUOTE] I wipe my foreskin on my shirttail

What smells worse, the foreskin or your nasty shirt?

by Anonymousreply 19603/09/2019

Oh, unclench, R196

by Anonymousreply 19703/09/2019

:: bumpity drip. Drip. Drip. BUMP::

by Anonymousreply 19803/14/2019

At a conference today, sidled up beside a very hot black guy. There were two urinals, no wall. We made small talk and then he finished up and started to shake off. Then he kept shaking and pulled back to let me have a better look. Great material for when I got home from work.

by Anonymousreply 19903/14/2019

Yummm

by Anonymousreply 200Last Friday at 2:46 PM

Whoa, R199. Did he look a bit fluffed up?

by Anonymousreply 201Last Friday at 5:00 PM

There’s nothing hotter and more masculine than a guy pissing at a urinal

by Anonymousreply 202Last Friday at 5:20 PM

[quote]I wipe my foreskin on my shirttail before I put it away. Otherwise, it seems like no matter how much I shake it off, a drop or two always gets out and, when wearing light colored trousers, it can be an embarrassment.

This is why we circumcise.

by Anonymousreply 203Last Friday at 5:36 PM

Stank sleeves. Urine mufflers. Yuck.

by Anonymousreply 204Last Friday at 6:19 PM

R201, just enough for me to imagine it at full mast.

by Anonymousreply 205Last Friday at 9:19 PM

That’s very hot, R205. Did you get a gay vibe from him at all prior to this, or was this a total surprise?

by Anonymousreply 206Last Friday at 9:20 PM

I consider it my duty as a man to peek every chance I get.

by Anonymousreply 207Last Sunday at 9:11 AM

I'm peeking at a urinal as I type this

by Anonymousreply 208Last Sunday at 9:14 AM
by Anonymousreply 209Last Sunday at 9:19 AM

Have any peelers today noticed any green piss from St. Patrick’s Day revelers?

by Anonymousreply 210Last Sunday at 9:22 AM

^^^peekers

by Anonymousreply 211Last Sunday at 9:22 AM

All through junior high and high school there was one tall straight guy Andy who was so fucking hot. Once in junior high he was hanging out with the boy who lived next door to me growing up. The two of them asked if we could all swim in my parents pool. I'd seen him in the gym class locker room before, absolute perfection. Seeing him in the pool for an hour or so was almost too much for me at the time. Cut to mmmmh, 8 years later, we're all in our early mid 20s and I hadn't seen him since high school graduation.

I get invited to a going away party for a female friend at a straight bar downtown. I couldn't drink much because I had something else to do later. So I go in the bathroom and there are two urinals right next to each other, no divider and no walls built into the urinal, the kind where if someone's next to you, you see everything effortlessly. I pissed and thought damn, no ones next to me. All these studs drunk in this bar and I don't even get to see a dick. I go to the sink, begin washing my hands and immediately in walks Andy. From my vantage point at the sink I'm able to see nothing while he asks how I've been and we chat for a moment.

If I had only had one more fucking drink I'd have had the liquid courage to say "hey, I've always wanted to see your dick, do you mind?" or gone to the urinal and pretended I hadn't pissed yet or something to be able to get a glimpse of that now grown man's dick.

by Anonymousreply 212Last Sunday at 9:25 AM

Subtlety.

by Anonymousreply 213Last Sunday at 9:24 AM

You must peek. Men must peek.

by Anonymousreply 214Last Sunday at 1:35 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 215Last Sunday at 8:47 PM

R206, I got a down low vibe from him. We'll see what happens. This is a fairly small non-profit community that we work in. I know we will meet again. I'm going make sure that we have a deeper conversation next time.

by Anonymousreply 216Last Monday at 9:15 AM
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