Celebrities With No Sex Appeal

Ryan Reynolds

I second that R1 Despite the hot body,he always had that dead look in his eyes. Ditto for Zac Efron.

Tom Cruise

Ellen

Tom Cruise for sure...he is pretty much nothing.

OMG Tom Cruise is so right . He’s good looking but has no sex appeal . Ugh . I think he’s an alien .

Leo DiCaprio, even in his prime

Chris Pratt

Ryan Gosling

Will Smith

Rob Lowe!!!!!!! And can talk show hosts stop talking about how he looks so young. He does not. He looks his age and then some.

I adore her but Keri Russell - she’s traditionally very pretty with near perfect features but no real sex appeal at all.

For me, Zac Efron to the nth degree. Devoid of realness.

Matt Boomer. Sears catalog realness.

Elton John.

^^^Well he's just gross.

Justin Bieber.

STREEP.

Daniel Radcliffe

Elijah Wood

Ryan Lochte

Good and Claire Daines, forgive my redundancy-

Sean Penn

Daniel Radcliffe

Bill Maher

Kathy Griffith

Sandra Bullock

Hugh Jackman doesn't seem to have a personality, he's just empty. Cruise is offputting and creepy.

I never got Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt or Jude Law, no sex appeal at all to me.

Aaron Rodgers.

Johnny Depp has negative sex appeal.

Lady Gaga but I think she could if she were to play Amy Winehouse.

ALL OF THEM

Kind of true. Why do they push all these people who lack sex appeal? They are seen as "safe" to the masses?

Surprisingly Nick Robinson, wish he did though.

I do not find Ryan Gosling to be lacking in sex appeal at all.

Ben Affleck

R26 I think so.

ARMIE HAMMER

^^^UGH

Well, if we’re going there, add Tim O’Tay.

I think the old & broken down (Elton John, Johnny Depp) are incorrectly identified here; in his day, Depp had sex appeal to burn - same with Jude Law. I agree with Daniel Radcliffe, even though he has stretched himself beyond HP - maybe it's just because he's short. I would also Emma Watson to the list. She attractive, but she seems so cold & brittle, like you'd need a coat just to be in her presence. Same with Natalie Portman

Most of male fashion (not fitness) models. They are very pretty but have no sex appeal whatsoever

nope. none. the truly sexy people are just regular people in the world.

YES, R20. Sandra Bullock is utterly devoid of sexuality/sex appeal.

I feel the same about Cate Blanchett. She can be downright fug.

Benedict Cumberbatch

[quote] I would also Emma Watson to the list. She attractive, but she seems so cold & brittle, like you'd need a coat just to be in her presence.

English girls are so prissy. I can't stand 'em on the telephone.

Ed Sheeran

Bette midler, Rosie ODonnell,

Ashton Kusher, Charlie Sheen. Most men from the CBS line-up when it was a ratings winner.

R37

Bullock has a transgendered man's face.

Mark Harmon,Tom Selleck,Christian Bale,Ben Affleck,Matt Damon,the list is endless.

Halle Berry.

Ryan Gosling is sex on a stick. No way he makes this list.

My nominee are Matt Bomer and Colton Haynes.

Lin Manuel +💯

Emma Watson, Cate Blanchett and Nicole Kidman

Ed Sheeran is a hobbit, that's why he has no sex appeal

I agree about Matthew Bomer; he does look like a model out of the Penney's catalogue

R46 Ryan Gosling always has that dopey look on his face. I find him just so meh.

He has his charms.

Chris Hemsworth - bit too bovine

R51 Does nothing for me. This, on the other hand...

R44, back in their younger days all of them had lots of sex appeal.

Goop.

jonah Hill.

I thought Rob Low had sex appeal back in the '80s - Youngblood, Masquerade, About Last Night.

Angelina Jolie

Jason Alexander.

Grace Kelly. There are very few truly beautiful women who have sex appeal - they’re too perfect and it leaves one cold.

The most common incidences (at least for women) are those who are attractive to very pretty but not in a “perfect” way.

Gaga, Markle, Michael Douglas, Matthew Perry, Tina Fey, Sarah Jessica Parker.

Angelina, I concur . Before the total face transformation when she wasn’t as technically as pretty and with Billy Bob she was unabashedly cray but sexy . Now she’s more beautiful and not sexy at all .

[quote]Sarah Jessica Parker

That’s fitting, since her husband has none either.

Julie Andrews

Tommi D.

My fake horseteeth are sexier than anything on him.

Jakey G.

Saoirse Ronan.

Surprised porn hasn’t shown up in this thread. A lot of performers turn up with no passion or seeming enjoyment in sex.

Charlize Theron . Pretty but not sexy .

The Duke of Cambridge

Henry Cavill owns this thread.

Steven Seagal

George Clooney after he left ER.

Danny Kaye and most other comedians - cf. Jerry Seinfeld.

R74 isn’t the point of this thread to list those who aren’t sexy in spite of their good looks? Not generally fug people?

I mean what would be the point.

Prince William

R76 Totally agree with you, and that includes the pre-balding years.

Then again, Kate has none either.

Richard Simmons

Taylor Swift, Freddie Highmore, Tilda Swinton, Nicole Kidman

Every male republican bobble head. Charlie Kirk, Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity, Jeneane Pirro.

Bradley Cooper, Ashton Kutcher, Justin Timblerlake, Beyoncé.

Unless your turned on by carnies.

r81

Beyoncé?

You crazy. That woman is sexy as fuck

Unless you're turned on by a Ken doll.

Nada

and your lil dog too

hall of fame

the gold standard

There are many good examples named here. But Chris Hensworth? He is crazy sexy.

eat my dust bitches

John Tesh

Taylor swift, emma watson. Has Natalie Portman ever had any romantic or sexual chemistry with a co-star on film other than that movie she did when she was 13. She played a stripper sometime ago and was not believable, only pedos find her sexy.

Jake G had sex appeal only one time mate.

R92 You are 100% correct in regards to Natalie Portman.

I stand by Beyoncé, R83. She is cold, calculating, and corporate. Nothing sexy about that. This is about sexiness, not general beauty.

R85 Who?

Brie Larson Alicia Viklander Amy Adams Emma Stone Warren Beatty

Nicole Kidman.

Taylor swift

Saoirse ronan

Chrissy Metz.

Jennifer Anniston

Leonardo DiCaprio.

Lisa Kudrow

I actually find Aniston more sexy than pretty . I think it’s because she knows how to dress and flaunt her great body. A lot of straight guys I know find her hot . Taylor Swift: yes , not sexy at all . Keira Knightly also not very sexy but pretty .

Cheryl Cole ( UK). Pretty , was even nearly beautiful once upon a time, but she has always been brittle and unnecessarily moody , considering her lack of talent /fame money ratio. Plus she always looks like she has escaped from someone's dressing up box. And yes, Jennifer Aniston is sexy as opposed to being a "stunnah". Great body, got that olive oil running through her veins Southern European thing going on , is smiley, bathes and likes a spliff. She is weird for being a straight woman who is famous and who actually appeals to the average , uncomplicated , grown straight man.

Think about it; The female celebrities who fall in that group are not too many. We got the "arch" straight, talented female celebrity, the "augmented thunder cat female appeals to the young gay male for the mess that they bring celebrity" , the "diva by name, if not talent who appeals to no sane straight man even if knows all her business from reading the Mail online and hasn't failed to notice her cultural bombardment", "the ice princess/secret drunk female celebrity" and "the woke female celebrity ; maybe admired , but not on many straight men's "look good chart" even if she is good looking .......because she is just too damn earnest, yet never straight shooting without it being approved by online committee".

looking back, the 70s had a surplus of the type and in any race, too.

Emma Stone

Julia Roberts

R107, R106 isn’t it the fact that Emma and Julia have no sex appeal precisely why they have so much appeal to females as they come off as nonthreatening?

Most women don't like Julia because of "A Low Vera"

Most women don't really care about Stone one way or the other. She's not the box office force Hollywood wants her to be.

{r89} Wocha Chris. Nah mate big slice of beef ain't too sexy imo.

Sara Gilbert

Hiddelston, Cumberbatch

Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman were a celebrity couple with no sex appeal.

Actually, same could go for Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson.

John Travolta

Whoever said Ben Affleck is crazy.

I want to be anally violated by Affleck when he is sporting his drunken redneck look.

^^Agree. Affleck is sexy.

Jimmy Fallon

Keanu

That stupid Grey’s Anatomy actor McDreamy

Ray Romano

Ellen Pompeo. McDreamy's not the only one on that crap show.

That Ronan girl

Emily Blunt

That Metz woman

Streep

Madonna

Penn

Bullock

Will & Jada

Haddish

Everyone on SNL

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

I read thru the whole list, and was shocked not to see Natalie Portman appear, and THEN, damn, mulitples.

She has ZERO sex appeal, seems like a plesane person, but sex appeal? Zippo.

Jodie Foster

Matt Damon. His head looks like a profoundly autistic child tried to carve a face into a casaba melon with a axe.

Damon has a nice, big, sexy ass.

Travilta was sexy 1977-1985.

Kristin Davis. I think it could just film or the photo. Would be interesting to meet in person those that others said didn't have sex appeal and see if it is different.

Brad Pitt.

Always looks like he smells, and not in a sexy way.

"Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez."

She's a politician - being sexy is beside the point. Anyway, I'm guessing your idea of a hot person is Mitch McConnell.

[quote] Matt Damon. His head looks like a profoundly autistic child tried to carve a face into a casaba melon with a axe.

Hehe. Lovely imagery.

Ellen DeGeneres

She looks like a Claymation Christmas elf.

She wasn't pushed on the public as being sexy R132.

Some of these people aren't even trying to be sexy - like Ellen, Danny DeVito, Rhea Perlman. Their appeal doesn't rest on sexiness.

Whoever mentioned Queen Bey is tripping (or racist). Queen Bey is the sexiest singer out right now.

Most straight guys find Beyonce sexy. Based on the other thread, it seems like gay guy's idea of a sexy female is Tilda Swinton (LOL!)

Joey Heatherton was sexy as hell on the Dean Martin show. Of course who could have known she was (is) crazy.

M.

It is not racism to not think Beyoncé isn’t sexy. Does everyone have to like her? I don’t think that she is sexy either. Too artificial...weave overload....nothing natural about her.

Tim Allen

R31 Someone in the AH thread (yes, I occasionally glance at them for the train wreck factor) mentioned a friend who hooked up with him early in his career and said he was an awful kisser/bad in bed. We all know “insiders” are usually full of shit but that I could believe.

R131 - That's why he was so perfect in "The Talented Mr. Ripley".

Then again, he did fairly well in "The Bourne" stuff.

R142 And oddly enough, Mr. Ripley was the only movie I thought Jude Law was sexy in.

Yeah, MUST be racist to not like Beyoncé. There are plenty of legit, sexy as hell, black female celebs. Beyoncé is not one of them in my opinion.

And no, “most” straight guys aren’t all about her anymore either. Maybe 10 years ago.

Kevin Bacon has never done it for me.

Alec Benjamin

It's easier to try to think of the ones who ARE sexy. Steve McQueen? Better still, Alain Delon! Maybe you have to be an asshole.

Vanessa Redgrave! I think she's an asshole too.

Hiddleswift. Separately, together, whatever. Blander than a mayonnaise and Wonder bread sandwich.

R149 YES.

Sarah Sanders

Chalamet Bieber All 1D members

Moe, Larry, and all of the Curlies.

Marc Anthony

Melissa McCarthy

Your favorite porn star.

Cavill held no appeal for me as Superman.

But I gotta admit, in Mission: Impossible he was hot as fuuuuuck.

Some people are kind of missing the point. Comedians like Ellen, Melissa McCarthy, aren't trying to be sexy and aren't being marketed as sex symbols.

R158 is right. The point of this thread is people we’re supposed to think are hot.

[R159]

Really? The title says 'Celebrities With No Sex Appeal" and the OP lists a few people.

Where does OP say we have to list people who think they're hot?

Because, R160, what’s the point of listing celebrities whom virtually no one would name as sex symbols? We’d be here all day.

Beyoncé Celine Whitney and Mariah. None of them are/was sexy

Whitney was gorgeous once but never sexy

Jeff Lewis.

And it PAINS ME to include him in the ‘celebrity’ category.

@R18 - It’s ‘Goop,’ not ‘Good.’

Lily Cole

Richard Madden

Ivanka Trump

Jared Kushner

Cate Blanchett. Has all the sex appeal of an ice statue.

[quote]Kind of true. Why do they push all these people who lack sex appeal? They are seen as "safe" to the masses? Hmm...maybe because they don’t take YOUR preferences into consideration? Perhaps you could sue.

I disagree with Hiddleston, C. Hemsworth, Bieber, and Affleck. I think all of them radiate sex appeal IMO.

Fuck my formattting^^

R95 Agreed. Beyonce is like a wind up doll told to be sexy. Ver robotic and corporate. I've never heard a straight guy say he found Beyonce sexy, only gay ones.

Halle Berry, Ryan Reynolds, Daniel Craig. Empty.

Timothee Chalamet, unless you are a top and you are into a pretty boy.

R172 I agree with the first 2, but Daniel Craig? That man oozes sex.

R174 I just find him emotionless and simian-like. Not appealing to me personally.

R175 Fair enough. I’m the one who doesn’t think Ryan Gosling is sexy, so to each their own.

R176 lol, indeed!

Colin Firth. Flame away.

Harrison Ford

You rancid people don’t know sexy at all if you think Queen Bey isn’t sexy.

As mentioned above in different posts - the main trio of the Harry Potter films. And it's not because "I grew up with them" or they are like my siblings which is how some have tried to explain it to me. I've never read the books or seen the films, only know them from their adult roles.

R169 R170 Forget fucking your formatting. Fuck your taste. You're 0/4 on that list.

R180 Yeah you rancid people. Get on the beyhive train.

David Schwimmer

Donald Trump Jr.

Queen Bey radiates sexiness the haters are blind.

Nicloe Kidman

Wet fish charm

Beyonce

Is it because they are blank in-the closet types that always have to be fake, making them kind of a forced fake nothing and/or robot blank money making machines?

To each his own R186. Some of us don't think a thirsty weave and blank eyes are sexy.

Beyoncé she’s a manly woman

Nicole Kidman owns this thread. Absolutely nothing is appealing about her.

Katie Holmes

"I've never heard a straight guy say he found Beyonce sexy, only gay ones."

You need to get out more

"Some of us don't think a thirsty weave and blank eyes are sexy."

Straight guys are looking at her boobs and booty, not her weave

R194. We get it, you're part of the Beyhive *yawn*

r195, we get it, you have no idea what makes a woman attractive to a straight man

Beyhave don't know how to behave, what's new? So what if people think Bey has no sex appeal? People has their own preferences smh.

r197 can't speak English

R198, Okay

I haven’t heard any straight guy saying Beyoncé is sexy. She’s NOT.

Agreed, R200. I’m bi. Never found her sexy. She had a hot body 10+ years ago. That’s it.

Tom Hiddleston was actually sexy as the incestuous brother in Crimson Hill.

Yup, R171.

R180, you proved his point. Is this you linked below?

"I’m bi."

Which basically means you are gay and have no idea what straight men think is sexy.

Rami Malek

Behives need to fuck off. She’s not sexy, period. Hijacking this thread is not gonna change people’s mind. Fuck off garbage

Back to the topic, I’d say Mariah Carey.

R204, okay straight man, keep scrolling on gay forum.

R207, nothing in R204’s response reads straight. Prissy queen is more like it.

Helen Hunt

Bradley Cooper

Chris Evans

Reese Witherspoon

Meryl Streep

r208, prissy queens like you think Tilda Swinton is sexy. LOL.

Tom Cruise Reese Witherspoon

Taylor Lautner, Selena Gomez. Both really odd faces, too

R209 Yes, Chris Evans. What is the deal with that cold unflavored oatmeal?

I like Chris Evans when he has beard

I like Chris Evans always. Plus he has a sense of humor which is . . . sexy 😏

gaga

Mariah looks like she'd just lay there and expect to be serviced. She ,like Beyonce,may LOOK sexy,but they just dont seem like they would enjoy sex.

Mariah looks like a sausage.

Agree that bi guy is really a closeted queen.

Chris Evans is way sexier as Captain America with a beard.

I just have to say I disagree with OP and so many others mentioned in this thread.

Louis CK

Jerry Seinfeld

Pete Davidson

Ariana Grande

While not actual celebrities, the endless male pornstars discussed here. Their fans (it's amazing how so many here know about these guys personal lives) think because they fuck with a camera rolling that makes them "hot". They're nothing more than fuck robots on autopilot. Most are drugged to the gills.

R182 Oooh that's some aggressive alliteration there. I guess the therapy's working? TWAT.

After tonight’s SB performance, adding Adam Levine to this list.

January Jones

Ryan Seacrest.

June Shannon

Jimmy Fallon. While he's cute and charming and so many here think Jimmy is closeted, I get no sexual vibe either way. Jimmy has always seemed asexual.

Anne Hathaway

Jennifer Garner

Most of American celebs don't have sex appeal even when they're really good looking. I don't know why that is.

Meghan Markle AND Prince Harry AND Prince Charles and Prince William AND Kate Middleton AND Princess Anne AND Sarah Ferguson

The last people in the family to have real sex appeal were Philip and Margaret, and maybe Andrew for ten minutes.

All celelbrities named "Chris."

All actresses named Jennifer, who despite their terrific figures, hair, and teeth, are quite obviously hard as nails.

Amy Schumer

Daniel Radcliffe - looks like a serial killer who lives in a cave, is a boozer and has "Mark Hamill Syndrome"; wooden acting in a big film franchise and terrible in everything else.

Colin Firth

Hugh Grant

I would fill the rest of this thread with Amy Schumer's name.

No sex appeal, no appeal whatsoever. She can't even claim to be funny.

Sure wish someone could explain the Bea Arthur fever that swept the 1970s.

I thought Bea was sexy. It was that contralto voice, that severe stare, god what a woman!

Her mannishness, her frizzy grey hair, her self-righteousness, her ball-breaking - name a straight man who wouldn't want her!

Emma Thompson

Kiera Knightley and her piranha teeth

Mila Kunis

R174 - Late reply but must agree. I saw Craig once in America buying groceries, about eight years ago. He was much more fit then, but otherwise looked exactly as he does onscreen - the sandy hair, the ice-blue eyes, the trim body - but most of all, he radiated quiet intensity, and that was without looking around at all to see if anyone was noticing him.

R231 I think it's the over exposure and oversaturation that dampens the appeal!

R246 is right. Keep some mystery about yourself and go away when you have nothing to promote. Let me miss you.

Amy Schumer doesn't just have NO sex appeal....she has NEGATIVE sex appeal

Madonna, never found her sexy, she tries way too hard. She's a parody of a sexy woman. Very cartoonish.

Her SEX book was laughable, the photos featured nothing that hadn't been done before by photographers such as Charles Gatewood, who covered the world of S&M among other things and even Helmut Newton did a much better job of that type of photography.

The problem with fans, they never seem to know where their idols get their unoriginal ideas from.

I think some of you are thinking on this thread "Good looking celebrities with not sex appeal"

Kanye West

The Kardashian whores

EMMA: Isn't it funny that the currency of Hollywood is sex, but the people there are mostly so unsexy?

RACHEL: Right. False tits, collagen lips, people dressing very sexually, but it's a completely sanitized sexuality. It's boring and unreal. There's not much room for eccentricity in Hollywood, and eccentricity is what's sexy in people. I think London's sexy because it's so full of eccentrics.

Modern day celebrities lack sex appeal since they try to maintain a very down-to-earth image all the while in a very non-down to earth environment. It reeks of insanity.

Nicole Kidman had sex appeal a decade or so back, especially in movies like The Golden Compass.

I think there's something to R253, and I think it's a deliberate process of making 'stars' as bland as possible to appeal to the greatest number.

Jennifer Lawrence.

Zero. Nada. Zilch.

Ashton Kutcher

John Eric Hexum

John Eric Hexum had no sex appeal R258, but Jon-Erik Hexum was on fire!

Your right!

Sex appeal has nothing to do with looks. There are tons of incredibly attractive people who have zero sex appeal and most of you are spot on with your choices. Sexy has more to do with attitude, self confidence and just the general way you carry yourself.

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Lupita

Saoirse Ronan

Angelina Jolie - So fake and over the top and also looks like an alien drag queen.

Brad Pitt - He is a plastic surgery when he was younger he looked like an escort/prostitute and now looks like a fat lesbian.

Clooney - boring

Ben Fatffleck - bland

R47 He's hot in His Dark Materials watch the trailer.

R7 Leo DiCaprio, even in his prime

I agree he was pretty but never sexy.

Brandon Flynn

Chris Martin

Madonna. Zero sex appeal, she comes across like a parody of what a sexy woman should be.

R269 I agree she's repulsive. She's like Jolie like how a drag queen acts like a woman over the top and fake.

Alicia Viklander; she's incredibly beautiful, but there's nothing sexy about her - she's the perfect model - bland & cold. Fassbender looks like he smells half of the time (even when he cleans up), but he's undeniably sexy. Not so much with her.

Tori Spelling

Tammy

Ryan Gosling

Samuel L. Jackson

Bill Gates

Oprah Winfrey

Ellen DeGeneres

Will Smith,Al Pacino,Will Ferrel,I could go on and on. I find very few male movie stars to be sexy,even when they are alleged womanizers.

R174 - A bit late to the party on this thread but totally agree with your objection to Craig being on this list. I've seen him fairly close in person - he radiates (or did at the time, it was about six years ago) quiet intensity, and unlike many other film stars, he looks in the flesh exactly as he does in person. I think he's probably gone downhill physically since then, but at the time: if he'd shown up as a blind date I'd have pissed myself.

^* Damn it, I meant, "he looks in the flesh exactly as he does on film".

R278

Henry Cavill owns this thread.

Will Ferrell is a MANIZER NOT a womanizer.

[quote]Fassbender looks like he smells half of the time (even when he cleans up), but he's undeniably sexy. Not so much with her.

He always looks like he has a film of grease on his body, he's so slimy. I don't find him appealing at all.

Lots of traditionally attractive people don't necessarily have raw sex appeal. In his case, he always looks dirty (a huge turn-off) and disheveled.

Isn't he an alcoholic and his wife, a heroin addict? She's as plain as the day is long. Don't understand the hoopla over this actress. Nor do I understand how she gets high-end fashion contracts. These brands need to start using real models! Not some boring 'movie-stars'.

Fassbender torso was WAY TOO LONG. He's a total ECTOMORPH. NOT appealing.

brad pitt

Assbender has a weird body but I liked his face before he started to aging like a banana.