David Beckham's son Brooklyn had a fling with Rita Ora and his mum Victoria hit the roof when she found out!

Like father, like son.

Ugh. Why do they keep forcing Rita Ora onto us. Fake PR bullshit.

Well r2 I am not sure this article is meant as positive PR to get us to like and embrace Rita Ora. I think it will have quite the opposite effect!

Who didn't have a ride on that carnival pony?

Did he fuck her?

He's 18! This story is embarrassing on so many levels. First, who cares? Second, this is some thirsty made up crap.

Wow, both fug

r4 Are you calling Rita Ora an easy rider?!!

The kid is not much to look at is he?

Boring! Call me when Romeo gets caught sucking dick in a public restroom...

I don't believe this, the Beckhams would be proud of their 18-year old son fucking an older attractive woman, especially one like Rita that is always in the tabloids. They would be thrilled, and are probably the ones that leaked this to the Sun.

Victoria might have hit the roof when she heard, but she seriously hit the wall years ago!

I wonder if she will ever sing professionally again? r12

r10 What makes you think that may be likely to be on the radar?!

He looks like David Beckham’s lesbian little sister.

Rita had a long relationship with now very out Cara D, one used to wear a shirt that said, XXXXXs Wifey.

Is this the same son who recently dated someone else who came out?

Mutual bearding, kid must be gay. PR crap all the way. Who is next, older woman Taylor Swift? Alexa Chung? Cara herself?

Formerly dated Chloe Moretz (sp?). PR/mutual bearding.

Who is next, Ellen Page?

That people try to push these ludicrous bearding relationships on DL of all places is just silly.

You'd think the son would've been attractive...but nope.

Well I have never heard a Brooklyn Beckham is gay rumour before .I am not dismissing it but it has surprised me to hear it.

He looks like Paul Simon. Certainly not his dad.

"thwarted the relationship by sending him off to New York"

Make like a baseball, Brooklyn, Dodge-her

Unless he prefers to be a merkin for lesbians and is asexual would not be typical for a young, rich, famous straight guy to coincidentally date a string of ladies into pussy.

He is turning 20 and Brits lose their looks fast, Kid is not nearly as good looking as I expected with those parents.

Supposedly he wants to be a photographer, another brother wants to sing.

David was pulling $ backing from her fashion business, wonder what she will turn to next?

Sorry r21 but brits do not lose their looks fast!

Yeah, look at how handsome Sean Connery was for so long.

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He looks like a Brit Beiber and that is not a good thing. Dating dykes and wearing pride clothes are all coincidences, surely.

r24 so are you saying that her previous boyfriend Calvin Harris is gay then and it was mutual bearding?

His former, erm, PR girlfriend, is dating a Playboy model.

Harris dated one of the most infamous beards in the world, what do you think?

Rita’s pussy be all used up.

Must be from Cara’s fist.

Nah, probably from when she was bearding for Garfield and all that hot hetero action going on.

I love the thought of Calvin Harris being gay! If true then it shows how far and elaborate Hollywood folk will go to hide their sexuality as Calvin was apparently photographed coming out of a sleazy massage parlour when he dated Taylor Swift?!

Maybe he was getting a happy ending from a guy, R31.

Maybe although all the press were speaking as if it was a woman r32 but the press can be and are easily corrupted by the you scratch my back I will scratch your mentality etc

LOL who believes this shit. Desperate with a capital D.

Like others have expressed I'm shocked at his ugliness. His face looks fucked. Greasy hair, large features with beady eyes and an oversized head on a weirdly framed body.

Brooklyn needs to stop worrying about phony bullshit PR bearding arrangements and book himself into a plastic surgery clinic stat. He's horrifying.

Some other closeted actor used to do that, pretend to come out of massage parlors having called photographers, so as to seem straight, who was it? Was in the past few years that it all came out. Bit blitzed at the moment but someone may remember.

Brooklyn should have a better contract so the next chick does not run off with a Playboy model too, should be some time window where they do not come out, or what was the point? Worse off than before, look at Hiddleswift and how it torpedoed his career. Or the fallout from dating the now married to a woman Ellen Page.

He could play the young Gary Oldman.

Wow, that Rita is clever, so she wants to sink her nails into little Brooklyn? LOL!

R36 what nonsense, so now every single relationship is bearding? No

R22, yes they do, very fast indeed. It's common knowledge. It's the shitty weather, shitty food, too much booze, and the stress of the 'keeping up with the Joneses' attitudes encouraged by the medieval class system that does it. That's why you got Brexit.

Always thought he was gay .

Why are they still trying to make Rita famous? She has not talent.

Of the three Beckham boys Brooklyn sure got the short end of the looks stick.

Rita does get a relentless push, to no great effect.

Must be tough when your beard comes out and runs off with a Playboy model shortly after you did staged photos with her. Poor lawyering in drafting those contracts!

[QUOTE]Of the three Beckham boys Brooklyn sure got the short end of the looks stick.

What do the rest look like?

He wanted to show her his "Brooklyn Bridge", but she wasn't buyin'.

R43 He was cute-ish when he was younger, but he's solidly in plainville now.

The Beckham kid is a loser. An ugly, boring, useless loser

His parents leaked this story. Their kid is useless. He and the parents share about 2 brains cells between the three of them. He's not smart enough to get any type of job. His looks rule him out of any type of celeb job. This is the best the parents can come up with for him

And that Rita has fucked everyone. She's supposed to be a singer, but I've never heard one of her songs

[quote]And that Rita has fucked everyone.

Rita Whora!

Look at this slut.

Hope she made sure to get him an AIDS test.

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R48 If true, the best they can hope for is to keep him from ending up as a trust fund addict.

Why would gay men want to look at tits?

Generally, beards tend to be below 28? Blonde, rather tall. Self-deprecating, nice body, good sense of humor. Able to roll with any fuck-up shenanigans.

Can be anyone and common to have a PR component. Are you casting, R55. Cuz there are plenty of dark haired, petite beards out there. The models tend to be tall, but plenty of performers, actresses and non-biz beards are not. Your attempt to re-define the beard category to not include Rita is a fail.

Well hes got the herp now.

Keep trying to convince us his dick went anywhere near her non-straight pussy, not working.

His last beard ran off with a Playboy model!

Kid is rich, white and famous, but no straight kid would coincidentally date dyke after dyke. Dude is not straight.

It is funny, bearding is supposed to create the illusion of being straight, but when it plays out, it often instead destroys it.

R58 Maybe he's worried that he'd get disowned if the parents found out that he liked the D.

I thought David was supposed to be gay friendly.

So was Cher.

Probably was up to Brooklyn. Lots of closeted people in the world, plus he could beard with an extra PR component, singers, actresses and the like. Build his brand and name recognition in his own right as he wants to be a photographer may have been the thinking.

For R48

Here you are love R48

Untalented piece of shit.

Kind of reminds me of a young Kevin Connelly.